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35 Times People Felt “Something’s Not Right Here” And Acted On Gut Feelings That Saved Their Lives

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50 “Fun Facts That Nobody Asked For”

So, the next time you have a riverside picknick and want to open a bottle of wine, you know what to do.

Cute Nopes

50 “Fun Facts That Nobody Asked For”

So, the next time you have a riverside picknick and want to open a bottle of wine, you know what to do.

50 Hilarious Posts From The “Memes I Wish I Could Tag My Cat In” Twitter Account (New Pics)

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You say it's blood not air/wind, and yet... if you blow it, it will get hard...

Cute Nopes

35 Times People Felt “Something’s Not Right Here” And Acted On Gut Feelings That Saved Their Lives

Checking my fire alarm as we speak. Just in case.

35 Times People Felt “Something’s Not Right Here” And Acted On Gut Feelings That Saved Their Lives

Well, Well, Well…. If It Isn’t The Consequences Of My Own Actions!

My Fiancé Chose My Dog Over Me For A Cuddle And My Dog Just Rubbed It In My Face

Snow Bois In Natural Habitat

Woof News: Pupper In Jail For Stealing Yo Girl

Therapy Good Girle

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Eyes That Stare Into Your Soul

Hero Boy

My Pup, 2 Years Apart

When You Have A House Full Of Sheepdogs And A Chilled Lamb That Needs Warming

Small Pupper Does A Big Chomp

Fun Fact - Some Of Redditors Will Not Be Able To Resist And Will Physically Touch The Screen To Virtually Boop The Snoot

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Lookin Very Cozy There Fern

Everyone Please Enjoy This Photo Of My Baby Visiting Santa

This Good Boye Did A Heck Of A Grow This Year

Update: Abby Is Still A Good Girl And Is Growing!

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How To Get More Customers Into Your Barber Shop 101

This My New Pupper Sanoi! She’s About 14 Weeks Old And Can’t Figure Out What To Do With Her Ears

Tonight This Guy Barked At Me For Thirty Minutes To Take Him Out Despite Just Going. Turned Out We Had A Gas Leak In Our Apartment And He Just Wanted Us To Get Out. He Is S A F E B O Y E And Getting Extra Cuddles

Say Hello To The Best Decision I've Ever Made In My Life

Scritches For The Goodest Boi

He’s Too Pure!

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JustAPanda • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

35 Times People Felt “Something’s Not Right Here” And Acted On Gut Feelings That Saved Their Lives

Jaguars and Leopards ig

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This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

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50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

It is an antibiotic for cattle.

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

4/3rd of Americans don't know fractions??? so that is 133.33% which is impossible. Sounds like you do not know fractions...

35 Folks Online Reveal How Winning A “Lifetime Supply” Of Something Is Working Out For Them

Mathemagical. lmao

50 Pics That Describe America Perfectly, As Shared By This Facebook Page

The irony is strong with this one.

40 Lesser-Known Facts Shared By The "Not Common Facts" Instagram Account (New Pics)

69 lmao

JustAPanda • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

40 Hilarious Times People Ordered Something Online But It Wasn't What They Received (New Pics)

Rude af

50 Of The Best Posts And Memes To Celebrate The Wild ‘90s, As Shared On This Facebook Page

I still have that...

30 Times People Received Marriage Advice That Sounded Absurd, But They Later Realized Was Spot-On

LMAOOO

50 Funny Signs That Might Get You Wondering "Just What In The World Happened Here?"

Be like John

"What Could Go Wrong": 50 Of The Absolute Worst Home Improvement Fails To Make You Cringe

BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!!!

"What Could Go Wrong": 50 Of The Absolute Worst Home Improvement Fails To Make You Cringe

Um... What is wrong??

150 Memorial Day Quotes To Express Gratitude And Celebrate Freedom

Underrated af

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before

Me seeing this on a Dell... -.-

JustAPanda • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

Facebook Page Shares 50 Memes That Might Teach You Something

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Facebook Page Shares 50 Memes That Might Teach You Something

Actually funny

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GummyKibble reply

Not the anesthesiologist, but as a surgery tech working next to them: **Patient, woozily:** “Doc, will I still be able to integrate after this?” **Gas passer:** “Integrate? Like what?” **Patient:** “Like the sum of f(x) from a to b when…” **Gas passer:** _pushes more milk of amnesia_

30 Funny Things Patients Said While Loopy On Anesthesia, As Shared In This Online Group

What if she actually was?

aWormhatForVermhat reply

Nurse here, was 22F - had a teen boy come out of anesthesia who looked at me and said ‘heyyy you’re the girl from last night!’ - I had to reassure everyone that THAT WASN’T ME!

CockeyedGunslinger reply

I gave a patient an IV dose of ketamine for a pain procedure. He proceeded to tell the room that everyone had turned into cartoon characters and then he announced he was melting into a wall of butter. Still my finest achievement as a physician...

PictureSarah reply

My husband was put under to get his wisdom teeth out. He was a little anxious and also is just kind of a**l (he's an engineer), so he read is pre-op instructions front to back like a dozen times. One of the things it said was "you may experience profound disorientation upon awakening." As he woke up, he opened one eye and looked around the room, then said extremely huffily "I wouldn't call this PROFOUND." Then he started crying.

SpazSpazBoBaz reply

Apparently when I was going under I told the anesthesiologist, “don’t mess this up, I know where you work”.

happethottie reply

I was under general anesthesia to get my gall bladder removed. As I was being wheeled back through the double doors there was a giant tv screen that listed the surgeries going on. I was way too loopy to actually read it but I swear I saw “Elbow-ectomy” and started hysterically laughing over the idea of removing an elbow and being left with a floppy arm. Apparently what I actually said was “elbooow jellooooo” and then passed out.

angryshark reply

I was coming out of the fog of anesthesia from a colonoscopy. Apparently I didn’t recognize my wife and refused her affections, telling her she was pretty, but I was married. Got big brownie points for that.