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Gabi • upvoted 36 items 2 days ago

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Him having a kid is not the point. He LEFT her with the kid, without telling her, for Two.Hours. No

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

For a child hiding under their mother's bed? What's the problem there?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Him having a kid is not the point. He LEFT her with the kid, without telling her, for Two.Hours. No

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

For a child hiding under their mother's bed? What's the problem there?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

I'm guessing she read somewhere that mirroring behaviours is flirty. Apparently it suggests you're attracted to the other person.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

What gives you the idea that women should be overjoyed to have to babysit for 2 hours on a date? The guy should have apologized and canceled the date.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Yay, victim blaming! My favorite! Maybe instead try "don't set up and lead your 2nd date to a bondage sex tent in the forest without her knowledge or consent."

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

She probably read that imitating your date will create a connection. She does not understand this concept, apparently.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

This girls I started seeing surprise kissed me for the first time at the front door of my house, said sorry then ran off. We've been together 15 years, married and have a 3yr old daughter now.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

No, American things are going shopping with an assault riffle strapped to your back and going bust on medical bills.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

I didn't know parole officers could imprison people. I thought only judges could do that.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

So did he spend his own working hours sitting outside the bathroom, effectively spending as much time not working as all the women in the company put together, or did he stay after his own hours to do that? Either way, a total psycho!

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Isn't that supposed to be a good sign though?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

You should have tucked and rolled

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Okay, I would totally enjoy listening about those things in the abstract, but not talking about me being dead specifically. Too many creeps out there to feel comfortable with that.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

cause space is indeed filled with floating Australians

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

I think I'd prefer a whole child crawling out rather than half a child

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

This could easily be one that ended in "and we were married a year later"

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

A big DESSERT? So, we aren't the only ones who are dumb!

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

And?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Should've called the police

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

I'm being reminded how I jumped several steps away when my date tried to touch my hand at our first date. I'm still surprised how there was the second date....

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

I would have reported him at the school he works.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

I would've said somethig along the lines of "is your dïck actually THAT SMALL??' Works like a charm for situations like this, or unsolicited dìck pics

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

they actually drive the coca cola trucks in finland

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

How was the second date?

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

We watch TV in any language the show comes in. We even get the news in foreign languages.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

OMG, I can’t believe how idiotic I was. I read, re-read and re-read what I wrote and took a few tomes to comprehend what I was saying. If my head wasn’t so sore I would facepalm myself. My apologies to everyone. I think I belong on this list, although I am not from the US lol. I am so embarrassed.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

How long do you think he sat there, timing your "bathroom break" before he realized what happened?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Pathetic!

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

That's a d**k of a PO.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Look who won

Teenager Is Forced To Choose Between His Beloved Dog And His Family, He Chooses Dax The Dog

I can’t believe what I’m reading. An eerily similar thing happened to me when I was 19. I was able to move out with my dog. My heart goes out to him because it really affects the dynamic of the relationship

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

They say talk about what you know

Teenager Is Forced To Choose Between His Beloved Dog And His Family, He Chooses Dax The Dog

Definitely NTA. Neither his Mom or Anthony can force a new father figure on him. Clearly, they underestimated the importance of Dax and that Dax represented the deceased father filling a hole in his heart. He did the right thing. Good for him.

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I got into an argument with American cousin about whether or not it's safe to play with the liquid inside a thermometer. BTW ITS MERCURY.

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I have a foreign ID card and my date of birth is written as 18/04/95 and I had someone ask me once “you guys have 18 months in your country?”

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"Why do YOU care who runs OUR country, it's not like it affects you" Pretty sure WWIII affects the planet, bud.

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Gabi • commented on a post 2 days ago

Person Uses Artificial Intelligence To Bring 30 Anime And Cartoon Characters To Life

Is he single?!... asking for a friend.

Gabi • upvoted 3 items 3 days ago

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Gabi • submitted a list addition 6 days ago

Hey Pandas, Post The Piece Of Artwork That Took You The Longest To Make

Gabi • submitted a list addition 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Live The Life Of A Fictional Character, Who Would You Be? (Closed)

Gabi • submitted a list addition 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, Describe A Fictional Character Indirectly, And We’ll Guess Who It Is (Closed)

Gabi • submitted 3 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Summarise A Book In Five Words Or Less And We'll Try To Guess What Book It Is (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Discriminating Thing That Has Happened To You? (Closed)

Gabi • submitted 2 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post Pictures Of Your Best Thrift Store Finds (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Pretend This Is Your Cat's Search History (Closed)

Gabi • submitted 4 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, Make A Two-Sentence Horror Story (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Did You Get Over Depression? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Do You Have Any Weird Phobias? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Should Be Invented Already But Hasn't? (Closed)

Gabi • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

What Is The Craziest Thing That Has Happened In Your Life? (Ended)

Gabi • commented on a post 2 days ago

Person Uses Artificial Intelligence To Bring 30 Anime And Cartoon Characters To Life

Is he single?!... asking for a friend.

Gabi • commented on a post 4 days ago

Teen Reports Teacher Who Did Not Let Her Leave To Go To The Bathroom After She Felt Her Period Starting

"planned better", I just LOVE when idiots come up with that argument. Few women are so lucky that their period arrives on every 28th day and it is not like our calendar would look like "16th November, Thursday, 9.30 AM" In my own humble experience, periods may come and go as they please plus they are being influenced by so many things like stress, weather, sport, even food! How to plan better? Are we supposed run around all the time with a tampon stuffed in our vagina "just in case"?!?!

Gabi • commented on 5 posts 6 days ago

I'm A Single Woman, And You Might Relate To My 29 Funny Comics

Ya'd be all surprised what experts teenage girls are when it comes upon gay buttsex. They seem to know all. Lube, fingering, stretching, pretzel pose, etc.

22 On-Screen Families That You May Not Have Realized Were Portrayed By Actual Relatives

Her name is Wentham, his is Carlton, and the son is Cumberbatch. How?

Gabi • commented on a post 1 week ago

Someone Asks Men In This Online Group To Share Women They Consider Heroes, 30 Guys Deliver

"female Bruce Wayne"....

Gabi • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

37 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Said About Their ‘Past Lives’ Shared In This Online Group

Babies can remember things, especially it was traumatic for them. I read about a woman who always dreamt about white, tall houses towering over her. Turns out that when she was a baby, she needed to stay in hospital for a few days. The tall white houses; the doctors around her crib.

37 Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Said About Their ‘Past Lives’ Shared In This Online Group

I am Hungarian, need more details on that, I could dig up if any youth has died in such an accident at that pub.

NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They're Wholesome And Hilarious (50 New Pics)

Coworkers. Srsly, the washing machine is making it all wet and nice and clean and then the other f****r sucks them dry. No friendship.

50 Of The Funniest Introvert Memes (New Pics)

THIS.

German Shepherd Who Struggled For Hours Tied To A Rock In Freezing Water Got Rescued And Found A New Loving Family

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-56322272 Latham was given a 12-month community order and told to pay an £80 fine, £32 victim surcharge, and £200 in costs. She was also banned from keeping dogs for three years

40 Of The Most Idiotic Pieces of Advice Ever Given To Pregnant Women, As Shared In This Online Group

Taking a HOT bath in the early weeks indeed can cause miscarriage.

'Your Brain Is Making Crap Up As It Goes': Neuroscientist Explains How Our Brain Is Making Stuff Up, Leading To Us Living “Inside A Simulation”

Thank you, this is the sort of s**t which triggers my panic attacks.

Gabi • commented on 5 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Of The Pettiest Things People Did When They Got Angry With Their Partners

Dude, you have a death wish.

‘Today I Learned’: 50 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School (New Pics)

I hate mankind.

‘Today I Learned’: 50 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School (New Pics)

You still can if you can hold your breath long enough.

‘Today I Learned’: 50 Interesting Things People Didn’t Learn At School (New Pics)

Says a lot about men.

Twitter’s Sharing “Stuff That Should Not Exist” And Here Are 40 Of The Best Tweets About It

I LOVE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA.

Gabi • upvoted 20 items 2 days ago

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Him having a kid is not the point. He LEFT her with the kid, without telling her, for Two.Hours. No

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

For a child hiding under their mother's bed? What's the problem there?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

I'm guessing she read somewhere that mirroring behaviours is flirty. Apparently it suggests you're attracted to the other person.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

What gives you the idea that women should be overjoyed to have to babysit for 2 hours on a date? The guy should have apologized and canceled the date.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Yay, victim blaming! My favorite! Maybe instead try "don't set up and lead your 2nd date to a bondage sex tent in the forest without her knowledge or consent."

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

She probably read that imitating your date will create a connection. She does not understand this concept, apparently.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

This girls I started seeing surprise kissed me for the first time at the front door of my house, said sorry then ran off. We've been together 15 years, married and have a 3yr old daughter now.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

No, American things are going shopping with an assault riffle strapped to your back and going bust on medical bills.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

I didn't know parole officers could imprison people. I thought only judges could do that.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Isn't that supposed to be a good sign though?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

You should have tucked and rolled

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Okay, I would totally enjoy listening about those things in the abstract, but not talking about me being dead specifically. Too many creeps out there to feel comfortable with that.

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

cause space is indeed filled with floating Australians

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

I think I'd prefer a whole child crawling out rather than half a child

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

This could easily be one that ended in "and we were married a year later"

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

A big DESSERT? So, we aren't the only ones who are dumb!

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

And?

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Should've called the police

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

I'm being reminded how I jumped several steps away when my date tried to touch my hand at our first date. I'm still surprised how there was the second date....

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35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

"What Is The Dumbest Thing An American Has Ever Said To You?: 40 Non-Americans Deliver

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Teenager Is Forced To Choose Between His Beloved Dog And His Family, He Chooses Dax The Dog

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Teenager Is Forced To Choose Between His Beloved Dog And His Family, He Chooses Dax The Dog

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