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I am a botany enthusiast, cat-owner of two wonderful fur monsters, wife, mother of two children post-college, past biomedical research technician and current NJ/USA Biology teacher. My hobbies include working with stained glass, gardening, reading, and cooking. Nothing athletic. Nothing with raisins.

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Zophra • commented on 16 posts 3 minutes ago

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I dunno... is it your project? Just thinking about my engineering family and when projects need to go out/have questions/clients have questions...

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I immediately thought of "f*****g rude." Your version is classier.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I dunno... is it your project? Just thinking about my engineering family and when projects need to go out/have questions/clients have questions...

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I immediately thought of "f*****g rude." Your version is classier.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Ours protect us from the tissue box monster. What thoughtful, brave cats we have!

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

That is SUCH a good idea. Due to Covid, we have starting "waving out a single candle" which results in some eye rolling by a few relatives. I'm going to suggest this to the extended family (and do it in my immediate family) Thank you very much for commenting!

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Oh, I think everyone knows the days of you pretending to be perfect are very over.

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Stephanie sounds like somebody to keep as a close friend!

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

I just went back on SSRI medication yesterday, I feel your pain. Hang in there.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Shoot, my "kids" are young adults, and I don't think they are really watching. I think they assume we are immortal and still at our prime. I'm not saying they take us for granted, but I don't think they are really noticing we are aging because it is such a slow progression. Just thinking this when my son asked me help carry in a large piece of furniture.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Since when have tattoos been equated with being mean? I think they're pretty well-accepted unless we're talking like, swastika tatoos or something similar.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Thank god.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

I was thinking something like this too. "survived" is not always as positive as the quote makes it seem.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Okay, just want to tell you that the cat on my lap right now says alot. ALOT. "Where's my tuna?" "You need more cat hair on you." "Ohhh... you liked these drapes..."

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Zophra • upvoted 20 items 3 minutes ago

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I dunno... is it your project? Just thinking about my engineering family and when projects need to go out/have questions/clients have questions...

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I think being late or keeping someone waiting is so disrespectful.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I dunno... is it your project? Just thinking about my engineering family and when projects need to go out/have questions/clients have questions...

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I think being late or keeping someone waiting is so disrespectful.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I had my debit card declined at a gas station on a pay day, when my check was auto-deposited. Bank of America was right next door, so I popped inside. The teller very loudly berated me, saying my account had a hold put on it because I’d been “depositing” checks I’d written… immediately taking cash out of my account, knowing the checks were no good. The bank was giving me the cash, assuming the checks would clear. And I’d amassed more than $4000 this way. And the bank was going to press charges. By then, every customer in the lobby was staring at me, like I was scum of the Earth. Thoroughly embarrassed, I told the clerk to check again. Check MY account again. To look for those supposed deposit/withdrawals. Her face said it all. And in a low voice, that no one else could hear, she said, “I’m sorry. There’s obviously a mistake.” Loudly, I repeated, “YOU SAY YOU’RE MISTAKEN? IT’S NOT ME DOING THESE THINGS?” I withdrew all my money. Closed my account. And will not do business with them.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

When I was a kid, we would cut the cake, put the candles on one piece, and the birthday person would blow that out. This was like 40 years ago, you know, before we were even worried about pandemics. Still don't know why it hasn't caught on.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I have cats. They only protect us from the paper towel monster and could care less about the toilet paper monsters.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Job security might say otherwise.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Same. My rescue kitty keeps up a running commentary the entire time she is awake. I can hear her walking around the house and muttering to herself. Sometimes I join her.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Since when have tattoos been equated with being mean? I think they're pretty well-accepted unless we're talking like, swastika tatoos or something similar.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Thank god.

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In 20 years, her child is going to make a similar tweet, "Why do moms always dab and keep walking when they see an old friend???" 😄

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What did not kill me hurt like hell and left me with PTSD.

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Unfortunately sometimes people do fake being abused. I wish it weren't the case, because its just a spit in the face for people who actually are or were abused, but it certainly does happen.

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Compulsive reading for government officials when it comes to the sick/homeless and the poor

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Corrected for you. "Possessed corpse's?"

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And the thing I love most about my animals is that they never say anything at all

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No, we don't because it might get censored. ....ba- dum tsss...

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

A few years ago, Wells Fargo had a scandal where they were caught taking out fake amounts in people's names. I got a home loan shortly after that came out and I purposefully didn't go with then because of that. 3 months later, they bought my loan and I ended up with then anyway. During the pandemic, when rates dropped, I refinanced to get away from them and saved money too!

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That relative got it from someone. Yes, they could have gotten it from a vaccinated person with an asymptomatic breakthrough infection. However, the unvaccinated and maskless spread the virus most quickly to the most people.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

But would you would’ve? If you really could’ve ?

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I work at a dealership, there’s literally a used 2016 8-seater SUV for sale right outside my office window (with almost 100,000 KM)….for $35,800 CAD 😅 that’s a lot to ask for for free!

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Zophra • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Upvoted for the 'fight me' comment. No fight. Just bow of respect

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I wanted to refi my mortgage, bank wanted 3500$ fee. I said you already have the loan. You just have to push buttons. They said 3500$. I said but... bank said 3500$. I said. No. Went to the credit union. Mortgage application was 350$. Been with them ever since.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Upvoted for the 'fight me' comment. No fight. Just bow of respect

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

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LOL, bathing suits! I think that’s the NORM. Maybe you’re thinking of jacuzzi tubs people get installed in their bathrooms?

50 'Awkward Family Photos' Shared By People Who Cringe At Them To This Day (New Pics)

The secret of long marriage, I see. 🤪

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Zophra • commented on 16 posts 3 minutes ago

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I dunno... is it your project? Just thinking about my engineering family and when projects need to go out/have questions/clients have questions...

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I immediately thought of "f*****g rude." Your version is classier.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Ours protect us from the tissue box monster. What thoughtful, brave cats we have!

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

180 Will Smith Quotes About Life, Love, And Everything In Between

Oh, I think everyone knows the days of you pretending to be perfect are very over.

Plus-Size Woman Left In Shock After Waiter Fat-Shames Her So Outrageously, Other People Can't Even Believe It

Stephanie sounds like somebody to keep as a close friend!

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"Why do moms stop in the middle of fight and yell, "But do you what? You Know What?.... I still love you."

33 Twitter Users Share The Funny Or Annoying Things Their Moms Do

Becaue its just sliding back into entropy as soon as its clean. It's never-ending.

33 Twitter Users Share The Funny Or Annoying Things Their Moms Do

I will miss you, but I understand completely (I am toying with the idea myself). I have enjoyed your comments.You are a really lovely person and I wish you all the best.

33 Twitter Users Share The Funny Or Annoying Things Their Moms Do

I even remember my mom doing this to me and getting stressed!

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

I just went back on SSRI medication yesterday, I feel your pain. Hang in there.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Since when have tattoos been equated with being mean? I think they're pretty well-accepted unless we're talking like, swastika tatoos or something similar.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Thank god.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

I was thinking something like this too. "survived" is not always as positive as the quote makes it seem.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Okay, just want to tell you that the cat on my lap right now says alot. ALOT. "Where's my tuna?" "You need more cat hair on you." "Ohhh... you liked these drapes..."

Zophra • commented on a post 1 day ago

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that was a wonderfully funny comment!

Zophra • commented on a post 3 days ago

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online

me too.

Zophra • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

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Last movie wasn't as good as I hoped it would be. Felt like it was all over the place and he and Natalie Portman just didn't seem to have that romantic chemitsry.

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Rest in Peace. He is missed.

Zophra • upvoted 20 items 3 hours ago

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I dunno... is it your project? Just thinking about my engineering family and when projects need to go out/have questions/clients have questions...

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Job security might say otherwise.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

But would you would’ve? If you really could’ve ?

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I think being late or keeping someone waiting is so disrespectful.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

I have cats. They only protect us from the paper towel monster and could care less about the toilet paper monsters.

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

How about we stop spitting on cakes in general?

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Corrected for you. "Possessed corpse's?"

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Oh, you're obnoxious. Thanks for clarifying!

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Corrected it "I will die on this hill over and over until my assembled corpse's make it into a slightly bigger hill."

49 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What

Upvoted for the 'fight me' comment. No fight. Just bow of respect

33 Twitter Users Share The Funny Or Annoying Things Their Moms Do

In 20 years, her child is going to make a similar tweet, "Why do moms always dab and keep walking when they see an old friend???" 😄

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

And the thing I love most about my animals is that they never say anything at all

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Same. My rescue kitty keeps up a running commentary the entire time she is awake. I can hear her walking around the house and muttering to herself. Sometimes I join her.

50 Hilariously Weird Things You Can Buy As Presents When You're All Out Of Ideas

Compulsive reading for government officials when it comes to the sick/homeless and the poor

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Unfortunately sometimes people do fake being abused. I wish it weren't the case, because its just a spit in the face for people who actually are or were abused, but it certainly does happen.

50 Shower Thoughts That Make A Lot Of Sense, As Shared On This Online Page (New Pics)

Since when have tattoos been equated with being mean? I think they're pretty well-accepted unless we're talking like, swastika tatoos or something similar.

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