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Tess the ferret • upvoted 19 items 1 month ago

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

I have been known to take photographs with my ear. The phone can't tell the difference between an ear and a finger.

30 Times Parents Were Proud Of Their Kids For Doing The ‘Wrong’ Thing

It doesn’t sound useless?

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

It's katakana, but I never did get the hang of it. Any Japanese speakers here?

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

I think they're baby chickens under a heat lamp :)

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

one bracelet to rule them all

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

There's a dog?

33 New Comics That Have Unexpected Twists At The End By Ryan Rds

I'm sure I don't know *what* you mean !

33 Of The Deepest Rabbit Holes People Ever Found Themselves Delving Into, As Shared Online

and to make matters worse, there was practically a war over who was getting buried "on top" of her, and the man who won this "war", Richard Poncher, who died at the age of 81, was buried FACE DOWN by request, above the 36 year old Marilyn. Please tell me I'm not the only one that finds this disgusting and disturbing?!

Not Panicked At All

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Broke a boys finger because he tried to put his hand up her skirt.

40 Ordinary Things That Can End Your Life If You Accidentally Have Too Much

Inconceivable!!

50 Hilariously Unhinged Random Memes That May Soothe Your Ever-Turbulent Soul

Yeah Eragon, I'm looking at you....

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Dread Pirate Roberts: "What you do not smell is called Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man."

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Tess the ferret • upvoted 2 items 7 months ago

50 Memes That Might Transport You Straight To Middle Earth

Amen, brother! Why they left out one of the most interesting, colorful characters is beyond me!

50 Times People Realized They Are Old As Hell

What's hotmail

Tess the ferret • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

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I was excited to try Taco Bell when they launched in the UK a couple of years ago. What the hell America, it's literally warm lettuce in an unflavoured Dorito.

30 People Share Social Norms That They Find Weird, Make A Lot Of Hilariously Valid Points

See i disagree since breeding means cats evolved and if u end up w a 4 legged dumbass who has no sense of direction or road safety, surely its better to keep them safe inside. I understand that this will bring arguments about breeding in the first place, but my cats are burmese so they were bred for personality (and shorter fur which helps w my parents allergies)and both (although they wouldn't last long outside) have no health problems etc. This probably makes no sense😂thanks for trying to make it this far if u read this

Tess the ferret • commented on a post 8 months ago

30 People Share Social Norms That They Find Weird, Make A Lot Of Hilariously Valid Points

Tess the ferret • upvoted 7 items 9 months ago

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50 “Today I Learned” Facts That Might Pique Your Interest

Oh let’s get this sh!t back on the ballot!

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11M People Follow This Meme Page Called “Men’s Humor”, And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

Doesn't sound so bad.

30 ‘Gems Of Replies’ That May Leave You Cackling (New Posts)

Ah yes because marriage is indentured servitude for men…wait 🤔

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Tess the ferret • upvoted 9 items 10 months ago

30 Funny And Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page That Perfectly Sum Up Relationships

Now we know why feet smell bad...

Person Roasts Disneyland Food Fails And Here Are 17 Of Them

I thought Disneyland was supposed to be the happiest place on earth? Why do they hate hungry people so much?

30 Funny And Relatable Memes From This Instagram Page That Perfectly Sum Up Relationships

Now we know why feet smell bad...

Person Roasts Disneyland Food Fails And Here Are 17 Of Them

I thought Disneyland was supposed to be the happiest place on earth? Why do they hate hungry people so much?

30 People Reveal The Biggest Culture Shock They’ve Ever Encountered

Well, I don't really get all the jokes here about Alabama. But I can tell they're somewhat related...

Person Roasts Disneyland Food Fails And Here Are 17 Of Them

OP--What's with the *gay/homo laughter* remarks?

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50 Hilarious Memes That Might Help You Get Through Today

Alright, so, I'm gonna be a dad about this. Sit down, young fella/lady. it's time you learn about the sixes and the nines. 69 is a sex position in which both partners perform oral sex on each other at the same time. It is called that because the number 69 kinda looks like two people in that sex position. Now that you know, I hereby declare that you can comment "nice" on 69 forevermore.

50 Hilarious Memes That Might Help You Get Through Today

if you don’t already know then you’re too young to know

50 Hilarious Times People Caught “American Tourists In The Wild” And Shared Their Experiences

Genuine question from a super naive American teen here, what are people of color called in other countries? In America we use African American, Chinese American, and so on and so forth. I'm so sorry if this is offensive to anyone and I am not trying to be rude or racist, I just dont know and am genuinely curious

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Tess the ferret • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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To The Twins/Triplets Out There: What Is The Funniest Prank You Have Played?

Tess the ferret • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Name Someone That Has Little To No Haters (Closed)

Tess the ferret • submitted 4 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Google "Florida Man" And Then Your Birthday, And Let Us Know What Pops Up (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest Meme You Can Find (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest Pictures Of Your Pets (Closed)

Tess the ferret • commented on a post 8 months ago

30 People Share Social Norms That They Find Weird, Make A Lot Of Hilariously Valid Points

Tess the ferret • commented on a post 10 months ago

50 Seriously Confusing Pics That Might Require A Double Take, As Shared On This Twitter Page

Whos legs are they

Tess the ferret • commented on 18 posts 1 year ago

30 Pictures And Illustrations That Might Make You Say “Nature Was Metal”

Who else has read acotar...

50 Times Restaurant Clients Got So Annoyed By How Their Food And Drinks Were Served, They Just Had To Document It (New Pics)

😭i just came from wattpad this reminds me of the cowboy hat rule

'When You See It': 40 Perfectly Camouflaged Things That Will Probably Take Too Long To Find, As Shared On This Online Group

Omfg thats so good! I didn't realise it was human until i read the comments lol

50 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Are Just Trying To Make It Through Another Christmas

I woke up at half 4 as a 14 yr old🤣 dw i made sure the 3 tinies were asleep long as possible. Save the parents!!

50 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Are Just Trying To Make It Through Another Christmas

😬we hung gingerbread men on strawberry laces last year

“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories)

Literally any Wattpad reader?

This Community Is Dedicated To Magnet Fishing, And Here Are 35 Things They Found Underwater That Shouldn't Have Been There

Oh shoot, my immediate thought was that the owner was also dead in the river😖

People Share The Strangest Things They Weren't Supposed To Hear But Did Because Of Thin Walls

Haha I've nicknamed my boyfriend spaghetti so this struck a little closer to home🤣

35 Strange Secret Rooms These People Found In Their Homes, Shared In This Online Thread

You have the patience of a saint my friend. Id have torn the walls down as soon as I discovered a secret room!

35 Strange Secret Rooms These People Found In Their Homes, Shared In This Online Thread

About the builders, yeah I live in a relatively old house and whilst taking up the floorboards for wiring, I've found old newspapers, litter, loads of stuff. It's really interesting

Divers Reveal 50 Disturbing Discoveries Underwater They Will Probably Never Be Able To Explain

Ah that makes sense. Thanks🙃

If You're Tired Of All The Depressing News, These 50 Wholesome Stories Might Just Balance Everything Out

My boyfriend did the same for the first time yesterday! We've only been dating a few weeks, before all of the confused questions start.

Divers Reveal 50 Disturbing Discoveries Underwater They Will Probably Never Be Able To Explain

Bahaha who else read tampons😂

Divers Reveal 50 Disturbing Discoveries Underwater They Will Probably Never Be Able To Explain

I'm sorry☹️

Divers Reveal 50 Disturbing Discoveries Underwater They Will Probably Never Be Able To Explain

The camera, was it creepy bc it was new and abandoned so there was something wrong there? I'm so confused 😂

Cringeworthy Design Mistakes That Turned These 50 Signs Into A Hilarious Mess (New Pics)

Is it just me who reads new condom😳

People Claim These Tattoos Signal Major Red Flags On People, Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

A Rose Tattoo🎶🎶🎶

35 Times People Spotted Animals In Places They Shouldn't Have Been And Submitted Pics To This Twitter Account

Oh no! I'm sorry, I've commented pretty much the same thing but can't work out how to delete it. THIS ONE WAS FIRST PEOPLE.

Tess the ferret • upvoted 19 items 1 month ago

50 Curious Pictures Of Things People Don’t Get To See Often (New Pics)

That's a death trap.

50 Curious Pictures Of Things People Don’t Get To See Often (New Pics)

33 Of The Deepest Rabbit Holes People Ever Found Themselves Delving Into, As Shared Online

33 New Comics That Have Unexpected Twists At The End By Ryan Rds

I'm sure I don't know *what* you mean !

30 Times Parents Were Proud Of Their Kids For Doing The ‘Wrong’ Thing

It doesn’t sound useless?

Pizza_pan_ reply

Broke a boys finger because he tried to put his hand up her skirt.

So-Relatable-Funny-Memes

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

I have been known to take photographs with my ear. The phone can't tell the difference between an ear and a finger.

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

one bracelet to rule them all

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

It's katakana, but I never did get the hang of it. Any Japanese speakers here?

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

I think they're baby chickens under a heat lamp :)

Not Panicked At All

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

There's a dog?

40 Ordinary Things That Can End Your Life If You Accidentally Have Too Much

Inconceivable!!

Hey-Just-Saying reply

Dread Pirate Roberts: "What you do not smell is called Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man."