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People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

Good point, as someone who's not a murcan, can I ask who you think would win in a fight: Daddy Putin, Trump Father, or The reanimated corpse of Ayn Rand?

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

Honestly, in my 15 years as a therapist I have one rule: you aren't healed until you've paid cash for a dog in a pub. It could be as little as £50 but exchanging greasy notes for a clearly stolen puppy with a toothless Irish harridan is the starting point for treating ptsd. In Iraq I killed an entire funeral to settle a bet and it haunted me until I bought Pickled Onion (my dog).

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

Good point, as someone who's not a murcan, can I ask who you think would win in a fight: Daddy Putin, Trump Father, or The reanimated corpse of Ayn Rand?

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

The ‘Woodworking’ Online Group Is All About Appreciating DIY Projects, And Here Are Their Best Works (50 New Pics)

The best thing about wood is it's fibrousness. I was at a qanon rally with the wife last week and we were all admiring the coherent grain structure in the trump sculpture I made out of a dried pineapple

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn't Know Existed (New Pics)

Exactly Brother! I'm always at the DDmaybeandor. Is it a place, is it a state of mind? Is it a meaningless world salad? Who cares! The important point is we is not husbands.

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn't Know Existed (New Pics)

American hotels have a similar function for Klan rallies, Exciting school shootings and the resurrection of JFK Jr.

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn't Know Existed (New Pics)

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article260247510.html God, look at them. They'd eat their own s**t if a doctor told them not to. They are sub human filth.

30 Unpleasant Things Very Smart People Have To Live With, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Wow, I wish i was a genius like you so I could post nothing of any consequence on the Internet.

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People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

I'm an American and I think it's rude to be called an American too. Lol.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

Imagine you lived next door to an illiterate, delusional racist who abused their children. You'd be quite keen on telling people you weren't associated with them.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

I'm an American and I think it's rude to be called an American too. Lol.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

Imagine you lived next door to an illiterate, delusional racist who abused their children. You'd be quite keen on telling people you weren't associated with them.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

It's quite easy to tell them apart. "Americans" can be identified by their flat earth/qanon t-shirts, obsession with guns and domestic violence, and total lack of basic human decency.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

if you don't want us to call you "americans" stop calling us "europeans"

Things-Not-To-Do-Visiting-Canada

Don't be surprised by Canadian humour: we use a lot of sarcasm and irony. We have our own special way of making a mockery of everything and everyone. We get along pretty well with the Brits on that.

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'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

This is a repost, where the photo has been on BP before, but I believe the door was white and not blue. Either way, I don't come to Bored Panda to read and see transphobia. I come to Bored Panda to escape from that. And for pet pics.

'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

Fvck you Donald Trump!

'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

Fvck you Donald Trump!

'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

My condolences.

'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

We Wish!

'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

Further proof that the USA is a fictitious holographic projection created by Canada to keep the rest of the world at a reasonable distance.

30 Dark Facts About These Countries That Not Many People Know Of

Religions are barbaric.

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

it explains the intelligence of North Americans...

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

Nah, just Americans in general.

This Twitter Account Posts The Funniest Headlines Spotted Online (50 Pics)

Faux news lol

Man Is 'Completely Gobsmacked' By Wife's Sexist Boss Who Won't Give Her A Raise Because Her Husband Has A Good Salary

Fork it over in court mf

Instagram Page Shares 50 Interesting And Lesser-Known Pictures From Our History

you guys are the true hero's , bless you xx

This Online Group Is All About Stuff That 'You Didn't Know You Wanted' (50 New Pics)

Or, you know, just stop using plastic bags.

This Online Group Is All About Stuff That 'You Didn't Know You Wanted' (50 New Pics)

This needs to be higher. edit: And its's at the top now.

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

yeah I managed at 25. Similar story to Gwyn below. Houses used to be affordable.

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Ah yes, Americans who want to shout all day about how their country is the best AND THEN also claim other people's countries. No, you are not "Irish" because great-grandma came from Ireland. You are American. You have Irish heritage. Stop with that b******t that just pisses off everyone ACTUALLY FROM THOSE COUNTRIES.

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

The US was colonized by criminals and religious weirdos that got creeped out of Europe. You can't expect us to be normal.

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Is this a heritage thing from the US?

35 Funny, Ridiculous, And Seriously Stupid Things People Witnessed Their Friends Doing, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Took me a minute to make sense of this one - until I realized she was American.

50 Jerk Bosses Who Got Shamed By Their Employees (New Pics)

160 years ago in the US, the rich people owned their slaves. Nowadays, they just rent them.

‘Aged Like Milk’: 35 Things That Aged So Badly, They Went Sour (New Posts)

Buddy Ebsen was hospitalized, did not continue the role. The paint was changed for Jack Haley who took over the role.

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'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

You seem rather obsessed with the genitals of strangers JennaMae.

Instagram Page Shares 50 Interesting And Lesser-Known Pictures From Our History

Look at the terrible comments beneath this. Americans are inhuman garbage who can't even understand basic concepts like kindness or decency. Let them them kill each other. The world will be better for it.

'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

You seem rather obsessed with the genitals of strangers JennaMae.

Instagram Page Shares 50 Interesting And Lesser-Known Pictures From Our History

This Online Group Is All About Stuff That 'You Didn't Know You Wanted' (50 New Pics)

'buT NOt uSinG plAstic Is mArxiSm!!!' - Everyone's American aunty on Facebook

‘Aged Like Milk’: 35 Things That Aged So Badly, They Went Sour (New Posts)

Ah, I didn't realize it was that bad. Acting was serious stuff back then.

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

Its the same now. No-one can claim to be a scientist simply for having a degree in a STEM subject. Its a professional position that involves conducting research, publishing findings, training other researchers and having proven impact. I think the problem is that the general public dont really understand what science is and what scientists actually do. The ethical scrutiny we are under is enormous, our pay is typically low (in exchange for a very rewarding and flexible job) and we are our own harshest critics (because publishing something and then being told you've made an elementary error is mortifying).

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Deleted • commented on 10 posts 1 month ago

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

Good point, as someone who's not a murcan, can I ask who you think would win in a fight: Daddy Putin, Trump Father, or The reanimated corpse of Ayn Rand?

People Share 40 Habits They Have Had Since They Were Kids That They Now Realize Have A Much Deeper Meaning

The ‘Woodworking’ Online Group Is All About Appreciating DIY Projects, And Here Are Their Best Works (50 New Pics)

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn't Know Existed (New Pics)

Exactly Brother! I'm always at the DDmaybeandor. Is it a place, is it a state of mind? Is it a meaningless world salad? Who cares! The important point is we is not husbands.

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn't Know Existed (New Pics)

American hotels have a similar function for Klan rallies, Exciting school shootings and the resurrection of JFK Jr.

50 Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems That You Probably Didn't Know Existed (New Pics)

https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article260247510.html God, look at them. They'd eat their own s**t if a doctor told them not to. They are sub human filth.

30 Unpleasant Things Very Smart People Have To Live With, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Wow, I wish i was a genius like you so I could post nothing of any consequence on the Internet.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

Because you're so subtle and reasonable in your dealings with the rest of the world. Watching you destroy yourselves is such a privilege.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

Imagine you lived next door to an illiterate, delusional racist who abused their children. You'd be quite keen on telling people you weren't associated with them.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

It's quite easy to tell them apart. "Americans" can be identified by their flat earth/qanon t-shirts, obsession with guns and domestic violence, and total lack of basic human decency.

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'People Of Walmart': 50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Eyes At Walmart And Just Had To Take A Pic

You seem rather obsessed with the genitals of strangers JennaMae.

Instagram Page Shares 50 Interesting And Lesser-Known Pictures From Our History

This Online Group Is All About Stuff That 'You Didn't Know You Wanted' (50 New Pics)

'buT NOt uSinG plAstic Is mArxiSm!!!' - Everyone's American aunty on Facebook

‘Aged Like Milk’: 35 Things That Aged So Badly, They Went Sour (New Posts)

Ah, I didn't realize it was that bad. Acting was serious stuff back then.

“What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Is Now A Complete Joke?” (30 Answers)

‘Aged Like Milk’: 35 Things That Aged So Badly, They Went Sour (New Posts)

That movie was a nightmare. She had to endure painful breast binding to hide her adult figure, the actor who played the scarecrow was left with permanent skin and organ damage from the glue used in his make-up, the actor who played the Tin Man was hospitalized by a reaction to his face paint.

‘Aged Like Milk’: 35 Things That Aged So Badly, They Went Sour (New Posts)

They were laughing at his weird toddler-like boasting.

‘Aged Like Milk’: 35 Things That Aged So Badly, They Went Sour (New Posts)

You find it on this site too (a the bottom of any comment section). I think some people feel powerless and ignored and the only way they can visibly affect the world is by being hurtful. I think its the same psychology that drives people to litter, oppose sensible public health measures or get into extreme political movements. All they have is spiteful, petty defiance.

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Interestingly, American English actually preserves a lot of very old English words (broil, skillet, faucet, spigot, etc.). I am from the North East of England where there are several dialects that arose specifically due to particular industries. Pitmatic was the dialect of the coal miners and I would imagine it is unintelligible to anyone from outside the counties of Durham and Tyne & Wear let alone the US. There is no 'correct' form of English, just interesting variations.

30 Times The True Gold Was Hidden In The Post Replies, As Shared On "Successful Ratios" Twitter Page

So should you.

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People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

I'm an American and I think it's rude to be called an American too. Lol.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

It's quite easy to tell them apart. "Americans" can be identified by their flat earth/qanon t-shirts, obsession with guns and domestic violence, and total lack of basic human decency.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

Imagine you lived next door to an illiterate, delusional racist who abused their children. You'd be quite keen on telling people you weren't associated with them.

People Share 30 Things You Should Never Do In Canada

if you don't want us to call you "americans" stop calling us "europeans"

Things-Not-To-Do-Visiting-Canada

Don't be surprised by Canadian humour: we use a lot of sarcasm and irony. We have our own special way of making a mockery of everything and everyone. We get along pretty well with the Brits on that.

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