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Chris Pitch • commented on a post 7 months ago

This Online Group Is "Dedicated To Stupid Posts", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

That...that is amazing. Don't netflix and chill. We don't want you watching movies or breeding.

Chris Pitch • upvoted 4 items 7 months ago

This Online Group Is "Dedicated To Stupid Posts", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

My sigh is as long as pie

This Online Group Is "Dedicated To Stupid Posts", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

As a Muslim, I am just now realizing that God has been preparing me for tornados all this time.

This Online Group Is "Dedicated To Stupid Posts", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

My sigh is as long as pie

This Online Group Is "Dedicated To Stupid Posts", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

As a Muslim, I am just now realizing that God has been preparing me for tornados all this time.

This Online Group Is "Dedicated To Stupid Posts", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Why are you breeding?!

Wtf Is This First Woman's Logic???

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Chris Pitch • commented on a post 3 years ago

30 Times Landlords Neglected Their Tenants So Much, They Had To Take Pics As Evidence

are they paying for the whole house or the ...mush...room

Chris Pitch • commented on 11 posts 4 years ago

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

nothing was said about abortion here for 1. A LIVEABLE planet is only useful if there are people left to live on it when all these diseases that were literally wiped out come back even stronger due to people concerned about a so called non proven side effect and whatever other excuse anti vaxxers want to use don't really care about. Hey, I am not vaccinated, let me have diseases. Fine, Go live elsewhere where you don't have to worry about people going on about it. Like a deserted island. Away from my children.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

I do not understand all the hatred for people who want vaccinations done. 30. 30 false profiles?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Are you anti-vaxx?

20 People Share What They Truly Think Of Popular Music

Bob Rock kills bands.

20 People Share What They Truly Think Of Popular Music

and the orchestra who does final fantasy music.

20 People Share What They Truly Think Of Popular Music

Just ask Trent Reznor

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Chris Pitch • upvoted 23 items 4 years ago

20 People Share What They Truly Think Of Popular Music

Metal and many of of its sub-genres are underrated. It's difficult to find another genre that requires the technical skill of metal musicians; let alone getting upwards of 5 talented people in your act coming together perfectly.

22 Of The Most Entertaining Responses To Anti-Vaxxers

*sarcasm* Most likely because they didn't drink pure water. Of course it has nothing to do with vaccination. Why would it?

20 People Share What They Truly Think Of Popular Music

22 Of The Most Entertaining Responses To Anti-Vaxxers

*sarcasm* Most likely because they didn't drink pure water. Of course it has nothing to do with vaccination. Why would it?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

How does a totally reasonable question warrant 28 downvotes? Wtf is going on here? Did someone hack bored panda?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

I do not understand all the hatred for people who want vaccinations done. 30. 30 false profiles?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

There is no reason to be against vaccination. Most countries have entirely free vaccination programs, because the science is proven and tested. Though Jenner's first crude vaccination we eliminated small pox and we were on the verge of doing that with other life threatening and debilitating diseases such as polio. The hysteria and paranoia that has driven the "movement" is endangering the lives of so many. This is regression.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Good lord, this comments section is hellish. Literally nobody is saying anything constructive in here- just people being against vaccination, people being for it, and both groups chocking each other to death. Y'all ever heard of a calm argument?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

I feel so sorry for that kid

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Question. Was the Mom vaccinated? And did she die or become paralyzed as a result? (I'm not going to speak to the "brain deterioration" 'cause that helps her case. Something is wrong with her brain.)

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Here's a thought for you Little Menace. If it weren't for vaccines you may not even exist today. One of your great-grandparents, grandparents, parents could have died of polio or smallpox. But hey, if you'd rather see people dying daily of those things like they used to, please stay away from the rest of us.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

The first vaccine is for 8 illnesses. Please name these 80 viruses they vaccinate for in your country. There are "poisons" in many other medicines we encounter through out life. The clever trick science employs is to make sure they are in tiny enough doses to do their job and not do harm. Paracetamol will kill you if you take enough of it. So will aspirin. Do you avoid all medicines? Would you say no to chemotherapy or radiation (don't they sound as nasty as neurotoxins and heavy metals) to save the life of a loved one? If not, then why not vaccinate?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Anti vaxxers are fucking horrible but this shit is so repetitive on bored Panda. They never stop going on and on about it. We all agree vaccines are absolutely necessary. We don’t need to affirm that every six hours.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

All comments appear instantly on Bored Panda. If your's didn't show up you either did it wrong, or you never wrote it in the first place and your actual post is just an attempt at suggesting a conspiracy that doesn't exist by saying your non-existent post was moderated.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Wow, someone has alerted the anti-vaxxers to Bored Panda around 7 hours ago. Don't usually see you lot on here. This is usually mostly intelligent people who believe children deserve the best, which is not always what their ignorant parents choose for them. If you don't vaccinate, you're putting babies, elderly and people with immune system disorders at risk of death. Your own child, in normal good health, will likely be fine if they get measles/chicken pox, but they could have passed it to someone else and KILLED them by the time you realise they have it. But hey, you just carry on in your selfish little bubble.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Why does each comment have exactly 30 downvotes/upvotes?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Anti vaxxers can go shove their "intelligence" up their ass. They say they are doing what is best for the child, and they may think they are, but I would rather my child get autism (which wouldn't happen anyways) rather that have them die of a disease that we already have a cure for. It is ridiculous that they think they're better than all of us, that they're 'protecting' their children, when really they are endangering them. I think it should be up to the kid, because a three year old has more common sense than an anti-vaxxer.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Measles were almost wiped out and now they are making a comeback because people who "just want what's best for their child" think they know more about medicine than doctors. I don't have to respect your anti-science BS because you are not just putting your children at risk, you are risking other people's children too. Maybe google "what happens when a child with Leukemia is exposed to measles" and then tell me again that I have to respect you.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

I am aware that the pharmaceutical industry isn't that caring and that vaccination isn't without risk but i think that it is still necessary.Humans live longer today than they did 100 years ago.But the post here about certain subjects (anti trump,fat appreciation,feminism,vaccination ect) are getting aggressively advertised.This site is turning into a nazi like propaganda platform.Like i said,i am pro vaccination,but this is too much.Bring back amazing art and things like that and stop lecturing us with your political/personal views.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Salty mom...🙊

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

ALL OF YOU THAT DENY THE SCIENCE AND REJECT VACCINES Just please continue with your shunning of modern Medicine, don't go to a doctor, don't take ANY over the counter nor prescribed medications! Coughing with fever 103 ? Car accident and need X-rays and surgery? Cut on your leg is now red, swollen, hot and tender? Remember to STAY HOME since you distrust medicine! One less......

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Because pestilence is literally one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, and vaccines are proven safe and effective prevention for pestilence. Seriously, who wants to be filthy carriers of disease? Why is anyone okay with their kids being that?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

PS - AllPro AND Anti - vaxxers, dont downvote a persons post just because they think the opposite of you, downvotes can be really hurtful. Some people on here are kids, some teens, some adults, and they are just saying what they think. You dont have to agree, but you dont habe to downvote unless its REALLY bad/inappropriate. Be honest, some of these people have valid points, and dont frame Bored Panda for posting this,,this is the real world right now, you'll see,it in other websites, too, and, they never said if they were pro or anti, they just post hot topics, so give it a rest!!!

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

We can send her with the rest of the anti-vaccers AND the flat-earthers beyond antarctica and kick´em from the border yelling "This is Sparta!" and humanity can live happily ever after.

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Chris Pitch • submitted a list addition 5 years ago

Pandas, What Was The Worst Thing You Accidentally Did As A Kid?

Chris Pitch • commented on a post 7 months ago

This Online Group Is "Dedicated To Stupid Posts", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

That...that is amazing. Don't netflix and chill. We don't want you watching movies or breeding.

Chris Pitch • commented on a post 3 years ago

30 Times Landlords Neglected Their Tenants So Much, They Had To Take Pics As Evidence

are they paying for the whole house or the ...mush...room

Chris Pitch • commented on 18 posts 4 years ago

30 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Every Wedding

How was the wedding? I can't remember, it was all a blur

30 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Every Wedding

just saved 6000 bucks

30 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Every Wedding

Great. That song is stuck for the next ten years

Farmer Surprised To Find 'Ghost Apples' On Trees After Polar Vortex

QUICK! SELL IT AS FABERGE BEFORE IT MELTS!!!

22 Of The Most Entertaining Responses To Anti-Vaxxers

Don't comment, you might end up with 30 dislikes

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

I do not understand all the hatred for people who want vaccinations done. 30. 30 false profiles?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Are you anti-vaxx?

20 People Share What They Truly Think Of Popular Music

Bob Rock kills bands.

20 People Share What They Truly Think Of Popular Music

and the orchestra who does final fantasy music.

20 People Share What They Truly Think Of Popular Music

Just ask Trent Reznor

Guy Shares The Conversation His Wife Had With A Potential Car Buyer And It's The Opposite Of 'Choosing Beggars'

Amazing. I wish all people were genuine, on both parties sides, like the above.

40 Naughty Cats That Deserve Public Shaming

I had two ginger kitten brothers, They would come and jump on each side of my head and purr and it would help me get to sleep but they would purr louder and I would have to shoo them. Mischievous little things they were

40 Naughty Cats That Deserve Public Shaming

Going through a tough period

40 Naughty Cats That Deserve Public Shaming

This is the newspaper ripper. I sense that this cat does love shredding paper

40 Naughty Cats That Deserve Public Shaming

This is in the wrong story

50 Comics About Science From A Non-Scientist

Mate. Done!

50 Times Delivery Drivers Surprised People So Much They Just Had To Share

gorgeous.

Chris Pitch • upvoted 4 items 7 months ago

This Online Group Is "Dedicated To Stupid Posts", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

My sigh is as long as pie

This Online Group Is "Dedicated To Stupid Posts", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

Why are you breeding?!

This Online Group Is "Dedicated To Stupid Posts", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

As a Muslim, I am just now realizing that God has been preparing me for tornados all this time.

Wtf Is This First Woman's Logic???

Chris Pitch • upvoted 5 items 3 years ago

143 Times Restaurants Tried To Impress Their Customers Too Hard (New Pics)

My son laughed, too.

143 Times Restaurants Tried To Impress Their Customers Too Hard (New Pics)

Very clever!

143 Times Restaurants Tried To Impress Their Customers Too Hard (New Pics)

Ha! Ha!

143 Times Restaurants Tried To Impress Their Customers Too Hard (New Pics)

no, stick to it!

50 Perfectly Timed Pics That Will Make You Look Twice

The long lost Kardashian brother.

Chris Pitch • upvoted 11 items 4 years ago

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

20 People Share What They Truly Think Of Popular Music

22 Of The Most Entertaining Responses To Anti-Vaxxers

*sarcasm* Most likely because they didn't drink pure water. Of course it has nothing to do with vaccination. Why would it?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

How does a totally reasonable question warrant 28 downvotes? Wtf is going on here? Did someone hack bored panda?

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Loved Duperdolt's reply - that made me laugh! Say you work in an important field but don't mention you're on the bottom of the totem pole.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

I am glad she is thinking for herself and not falling for her mom's ignorant and unfounded beliefs.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

i KnOw ThE lAw I wOrK iN mEdIcInE... how does medicine have anything to do with the law...

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Meh.... if she was qualified for anything other than emptying waste baskets or answering the phone, she'd have said what her job was.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Proof that stupid parents can have smart kids, thankfully! I'm actually embarrassed for that woman.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

And to hell with the kids who can't be vaccinated due to immunity issues, we will endanger their lives because their "belief" precludes herd immunity to work. Anti vaxers wants what is best for their egos, nothing more, because they know better than the entire medical community and decades of proven results. Special flowers with magical powers to overcome basic biology... dangerous for everyone.

Teen Goes Against Anti-Vaxx Mom And Gets Vaccinated At School, Mom Has A Major Meltdown

Uhh what is going on in the comments here? Did someone let an anti-vaxxer community know about this article or something? Lol. Bahhhhh Ram Ewe!

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