Bored Panda

cursed--alien

Community Member

cursed--alien

Community Member

Follow (32) Unfollow

0 posts

650 comments

11.7K upvotes

969 points

21 | they/them

Follow (32) Unfollow

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

cursed--alien • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago

40 Photos From Polish Social Media Profiles That Raise As Many Questions As They Provide Answers

A piggy showing off its little piggies!

‘My Sister Won’t Invite My Husband To Her Wedding Because He’s In A Wheelchair’

Wow. Throw out the whole sister

cursed--alien • upvoted 9 items 8 months ago

People, Social Issues

‘My Sister Won’t Invite My Husband To Her Wedding Because He’s In A Wheelchair’

Pictures From Polish Profiles

People, Social Issues

‘My Sister Won’t Invite My Husband To Her Wedding Because He’s In A Wheelchair’

Pictures From Polish Profiles

Depop-Drama-Funny-Messages

Show All 9 Upvotes

cursed--alien • upvoted 24 items 9 months ago

Pictures From Polish Profiles

Show All 24 Upvotes

cursed--alien • commented on 5 posts 9 months ago

Boyfriend Loses It After Finding Out That His Girlfriend Is Having A Girls' Night In, The Woman Is Blown Away

What's misogynistic about hanging out with your friends without your partner?

40 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

I love kids, but I really don't want them. I have a need for more alone time than a child can accommodate without me traumatizing them.

Boyfriend Loses It After Finding Out That His Girlfriend Is Having A Girls' Night In, The Woman Is Blown Away

What's misogynistic about hanging out with your friends without your partner?

40 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

I love kids, but I really don't want them. I have a need for more alone time than a child can accommodate without me traumatizing them.

40 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

I spend a very large portion of my daily energy on trying to maintain my emotional homeostasis (I have an anxiety disorder, so this is very energy-intensive) and I'm also a student.

40 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

Mmmm, anyone want wings?

People Share Unrealistic Requirements They Get When Trying To Find A Job, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Ridiculous Ones (New Pics)

I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I'm not worried about not getting caffeine. I have an extremely low caffeine tolerance, such that even tea makes me feel like my heart is about to explode.

Show All 5 Comments

This Panda hasn't posted anything yet

cursed--alien • commented on 2 posts 8 months ago

40 Photos From Polish Social Media Profiles That Raise As Many Questions As They Provide Answers

A piggy showing off its little piggies!

‘My Sister Won’t Invite My Husband To Her Wedding Because He’s In A Wheelchair’

Wow. Throw out the whole sister

cursed--alien • commented on 18 posts 9 months ago

Boyfriend Loses It After Finding Out That His Girlfriend Is Having A Girls' Night In, The Woman Is Blown Away

What's misogynistic about hanging out with your friends without your partner?

40 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

I love kids, but I really don't want them. I have a need for more alone time than a child can accommodate without me traumatizing them.

40 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

I spend a very large portion of my daily energy on trying to maintain my emotional homeostasis (I have an anxiety disorder, so this is very energy-intensive) and I'm also a student.

40 Jokes And Memes By People Who Don’t Regret Their Childfree Lifestyle

Mmmm, anyone want wings?

People Share Unrealistic Requirements They Get When Trying To Find A Job, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Ridiculous Ones (New Pics)

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread

I have inattentive-type ADHD, so I can actually sit still fine

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread

Well. If this person gets stabbed, they deserve it.

40 Overconfident People Saying Dumb Things Shared In This Online Thread

I was actually born with my anxiety disorder, showing signs even as a baby.

This Online Group Shares Products That Made People Say "Of Course That's A Thing" (New Pics)

Ooohhhh, I wonder if they also make other organs. If they do, I may start a collection.

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

Eh, I like the rooster one better.

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

I think it looks nice.

People Share Unrealistic Requirements They Get When Trying To Find A Job, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Ridiculous Ones (New Pics)

This is a trap. It's a trap so that they can reject you for being neurodivergent.

People Share Unrealistic Requirements They Get When Trying To Find A Job, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Ridiculous Ones (New Pics)

I'm pretty sure circuses f**k up an elephant's feet and back, possibly giving it arthritis if I remember correctly.

People Share Unrealistic Requirements They Get When Trying To Find A Job, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Ridiculous Ones (New Pics)

Move to a place where the elephant can live comfortably. I can't get rid of it, but there's no reason this animal should suffer.

People Share Unrealistic Requirements They Get When Trying To Find A Job, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Ridiculous Ones (New Pics)

Ooh, ooh! Disability too!

People Share Unrealistic Requirements They Get When Trying To Find A Job, And Here Are 40 Of The Most Ridiculous Ones (New Pics)

"free coffee on tap" That's nice and all, but as someone with such a low caffeine tolerance that tea makes me feel like my heart is going to explode... Yeah, I'd rather get the money.

“What’s That One Disgusting Thing That Everybody Except You Seems To Like?” (35 Answers)

Even the smell makes me a bit queasy.

“What’s That One Disgusting Thing That Everybody Except You Seems To Like?” (35 Answers)

I also take prescription medication that says not to mix with alcohol, and I reeeeaaaaaly don't want to tempt fate

cursed--alien • upvoted 20 items 8 months ago

Depop-Drama-Funny-Messages

Pictures From Polish Profiles

People, Social Issues

‘My Sister Won’t Invite My Husband To Her Wedding Because He’s In A Wheelchair’

This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet

cursed--alien • 32 followers

fafka

Community Member

xlesleyharlaar

Community Member

gooseyface

Community Member

yodaschwartz

Community Member

samwood00

Community Member

kes

Community Member

theevolution69

Community Member

amandabethcrowther

Community Member

thesinghularity

Community Member

runningonjava

Community Member

xblack-rosex

Community Member

angryprinces136

Community Member

apartmentspresidential

Community Member

stacy-ledesma2014

Community Member

Larken

Community Member

llhgregory

Community Member

yb-agopatria

Community Member

laughing4life101

Community Member

katharineisabella91

Community Member

g2bn2003

Community Member

jordanelle

Community Member

elloelloello

Community Member

scranton-lawfirm

Community Member

barteusz

Community Member

baars1975

Community Member

mistymariegiddens

Community Member

monica-earley1

Community Member

Dark Pearl

Community Member

vernier-benoit

Community Member

shadowserpenz

Community Member

zscalia

Community Member

Aj Grimes (he/him)

Community Member

Contact Bored Panda

If you have an urgent matter, you should contact the Bored Panda staff via our contact form. Please select the type of your inquiry:

General Inquiry

Report Post

Removal Request

Contact cursed--alien directly: Email:

Points 969 Top 1% overall

App Store App Store

User Submissions

Sahara Giants: My Photography Series And The Story Behind It (9 Pics)

5comments 34 points

Artist "Ruins" The Childhood Of Millions By Creating Unsettling Digital Versions Of Popular Cartoon Characters And Memes (30 New Pics)

38comments 22 points

Hey Pandas, Show Us Some Of Your Most Recent Accomplishments

2comments 22 points

Hey Pandas, What Is A Funny Memory From Your Childhood That You Don't Mind Sharing?

91replies 22 points

We Made These Little Forest Creatures Based On Our Dreams (19 Pics)

9comments 51 points

I Photographed My Girlfriend's Bernese Mountain Dog For 4 Years Following His Journey From Puppy To Adult (40 Pics)

15comments 58 points

Hey Pandas, Share Your Most Dramatic Wedding Story

12replies 28 points

Hey Pandas, What’s A Cool History Fact? (Closed)

24replies 29 points

I Create Vibrant And Surreal Watercolor And Ink Paintings Of Animals, And Here Are 15 Of The Best Ones

5comments 50 points

Hey Pandas, How Did You Decide On Your Current Career Or Job?

41replies 22 points

Get the App

App Store App Store Google News

About us
Contact
Jobs
Advertise
Privacy Policy
Top Users
Newsletter
Cookies