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LazyPanda • commented on a post 21 hours ago

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

When I’m halfway done straightening my hair but have to run an errand

LazyPanda • upvoted 39 items 1 day ago

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Pretty sure it's more to do with your DNA. As in, born related to the right people.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

He thinks he looks interesting that way. He's wrong.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Pretty sure it's more to do with your DNA. As in, born related to the right people.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

He thinks he looks interesting that way. He's wrong.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

And the waters parted

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Don't elect him what ever you do!

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

needs a class action suit for violating the bounds of human intelligence

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Upvote for "self-important beetle"

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

And sadly it works.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

I was gonna say Kevin but Daren is much better

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

And now they are the head of their own start-up making a bajillion every year watch out (richest person in the world) they’re coming for the title.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

It's all part of his schtick

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Yes. Including Dad’s less than enthusiastic expression.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Oh that was good.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

"you self-important beetle" :D. Sorry, I am banking/stealing this.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Who the hell would use LinkedIn as a coping mechanism? This is plainly a fairy tale

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

And doesn’t trust that his employees won’t run the business into the ground and burn the building down. Revelation: the company will run just fine when you’re not there. Your employees actually give a damn, and want their paychecks too.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

and the president called

Fails, Funny

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

With a heart heavy as a stone he sat behind his mahogany desk engulfed in the warm yellowish light of his turn-of-the-century banker's lamps, while he read yet another publisher's e-mail rejecting his manuscript. Apparently his style of writing was deemed to be 'archaic' and 'over the top'.

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Artist Creates Illustrations Where The Roles Of Humans And Animals Are Reversed, And The Reality Is Thought-Provoking (50 Pics)

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Basically all corporate world, using pompous words to bulls**t their way into high level positions...

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

3. Place after the 'E'.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Hey, I met that guy! I think he's still talking about himself. Or to himself. Something like that...

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Really, nunchucks? What kind B-grade movies has this guy been watching to think that any biker-looking guy will 'go berserk' in a random place because someone on the phone told him to?

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

They're not meetings, they're classes, you self-important beetle. And he's probably heard his parent say that on a daily basis so he trotted it out to impress them.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

If it was true, then the manager has just displayed that they have no concept of discretion or respecting things said to them in confidence.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Checkmate!

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

a Daren

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

You what? So this prick assumes that his interns should be poor, and punishes them for not being poor? How the f*** does a boss have anything to say about an employee's personal belongings anyway? It's insane how many people confuse wealth with personal worth.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Put your glasses on, Dorothy.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Odds are he took a photo of the watch in a shop. I call BS

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

The cringe tho...

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Cool!

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

I think the craftsmanship is impressive but it lacks good taste

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

You only get told who viewed your profile if you pay for premium though.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

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LazyPanda • commented on a post 21 hours ago

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

When I’m halfway done straightening my hair but have to run an errand

LazyPanda • commented on a post 5 days ago

"What Is A Common Myth About Your Country That Is 100% False But Many People Still Believe?": 30 People Share Their Answers

Wait! So you don’t eat tea? I thought tea was biscuits or like a whole meal over there or something

LazyPanda • commented on a post 1 week ago

30 Funny Comics By StrangeTrek For People Who Like Horror And Pop Culture

False. Hollywood doesn’t though

LazyPanda • commented on a post 1 week ago

35 Things That Didn’t Age Well Shared On ‘Poorly Aged Stuff’

Also depends on definition of education. A lot of games are artfully made, thoughtful and challenging. And before the rewards-now culture they did teach endurance and problem solving. Today, maybe they potentially teach more strategy and group problem solving. People are so quick to shut things down instead of take time to understand them.

LazyPanda • commented on 8 posts 2 weeks ago

Zookeepers Anonymously Reveal The Darkest Zoo Secrets They Keep Shut Behind Bars (35 Pics)

Dude. Relax lol

The 'What I Wanted Vs. What I Got' Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration

Wrong, the hairstylist was just not up for the task. There are many stylists who could do this no problem, they just took the time to study many different hair types. I know that's hard to conceive if you've only been exposed to limited ability but I'm promise you, it's very possible.

The 'What I Wanted Vs. What I Got' Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration

Yes, straightened. Idk what decade y'all are living in. Black hair can be straightened pristinely without relaxers.

The 'What I Wanted Vs. What I Got' Trend Has People Sharing Funny Stories Of Frustration

Lol...my hair stylist could do this no problem on both hair types...(I have asked her for crazier things I saw on completely different hair types.) All you have to do is understand the hair and adjust accordingly, it's what you get paid for. But I think in this situation it looks like the girl may have attempted a home job or just not gone to a professional

30 People List What Things Are Accepted In The US While Are Totally Horrifying In The UK

Silly Max, that movie's not about jazz. Though I see how you may have been confused.

30 People List What Things Are Accepted In The US While Are Totally Horrifying In The UK

You guys are blowing this one way out of proportion. If the American was used to a system where train times have 30 minute buffers between them (or longer in some areas! Like 4 hours kind of longer) it is not their fault nor is it selfish to try to catch it. Over here, knowing that there aren't back to back trains, it's considered more selfish to show up 30 minutes to an hour late meeting someone. Being close-minded can go both ways. I'm not one to defend America's ways at all but come on.

50 "Absolute Unit" Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)

Goals

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

So much this! Children, pay attention!

LazyPanda • commented on 7 posts 3 weeks ago

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Cats With Jobs, And Here Are 38 Of Them

Adorable...

40 Times The English Language Drove The People Learning It To Utter Frustration

This is why good teachers teach the verbal use of a language before the writing and reading of it, just as children learn

40 Times The English Language Drove The People Learning It To Utter Frustration

Says the guy/girl with the painful name 😅

"What Were The Parents Thinking:" 30 People Share The Dumbest Baby Names They've Encountered

Not true. Not a fan of this whole "hate the kid cause they're rich" thing. This is still an innocent child we're talking about and money sure as hell doesn't solve all life's problems. As a matter of fact they may have more because of it

People Show The Ridiculous Items They Found While Shopping High-End, And Each Of Them Is Funnier Than The Other (30 Pics)

Shein is not high end though. So they get a slight pass for not charging thousands of dollars?

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

Yah this may be on to something ...

There's A Group Dedicated To Sharing "You Had One Job" Fails, And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones (New Pics)

I don't buy this story it's not making sense...if bakers barely take time to properly read directions, what baker will stop and take a picture of your thumb drive? Then upload it, etc

LazyPanda • commented on a post 1 month ago

50 Real-Life Photos That Look Like Screenshots Of A Video Game Or A Movie Set

Those are npcs

LazyPanda • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Pretty sure it's more to do with your DNA. As in, born related to the right people.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

He thinks he looks interesting that way. He's wrong.

LazyPanda • upvoted 18 items 1 day ago

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

And the waters parted

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Don't elect him what ever you do!

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

needs a class action suit for violating the bounds of human intelligence

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Apparently he on purposely messes it up before appearances.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

it's Daren

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

it's a Daren

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Look at the husband's eyes. "Send help", they whisper.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Upvote for "self-important beetle"

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

And sadly it works.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

I was gonna say Kevin but Daren is much better

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

And now they are the head of their own start-up making a bajillion every year watch out (richest person in the world) they’re coming for the title.

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

It's all part of his schtick

40 Tragic Hair Accidents, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Yes. Including Dad’s less than enthusiastic expression.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Oh that was good.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

"you self-important beetle" :D. Sorry, I am banking/stealing this.

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

Who the hell would use LinkedIn as a coping mechanism? This is plainly a fairy tale

30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

and the president called

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