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theswallowii • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Bob Ross

Bob Ross A_DifferentOpinion added: Literally never heard anyone hate him before, it’s funny to me that he was a drill sergeant before he was painting

theswallowii • upvoted an item 1 week ago

30 Giveaways That Someone Is American, As Described By Non-Americans

Literally nobody has ever done this. We strictly measure in football fields.

theswallowii • upvoted 3 items 2 weeks ago

Husband Is Annoyed With Wife Keeping Secrets About Her Job And Having Free Time, Tells Her To Find Another One

It's easy to judge someone, but it's not fair. Based on what he wrote, he's in the wrong but the only two people who know about the relationship are him and his wife. It's not fair to judge them based off of one story.

40 Stories That Made The News Because Of How Wholesome They Were But That People Detected Were Really Messed Up Right Away

So child labour is legal if it's cute and by white kids ( I say this because a non white kid would be in handcuffs)

Husband Is Annoyed With Wife Keeping Secrets About Her Job And Having Free Time, Tells Her To Find Another One

40 Stories That Made The News Because Of How Wholesome They Were But That People Detected Were Really Messed Up Right Away

So child labour is legal if it's cute and by white kids ( I say this because a non white kid would be in handcuffs)

50 Times People Had To Look Twice At Things To Realize What They Were (New Pics)

*snort laugh* Can't unsee that now!

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theswallowii • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Times People Had To Look Twice At Things To Realize What They Were (New Pics)

Bob Ross painted that happy little island! <3

theswallowii • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

This Cat Became Popular On The Internet For Looking Like Zorro, Gets A Kitten Named Bandit That Looks Exactly Like Him

Awh they're adorable

30 People Confess The Terrible Things They Did As Kids And Have Regretted All Their Lives

Julie, kiddos are excellent parrots. You heard someone else's saying "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" You just repeated it. Don't blame your kid-self. <3

theswallowii • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

30 People Confess The Terrible Things They Did As Kids And Have Regretted All Their Lives

Julie, kiddos are excellent parrots. You heard someone else's saying "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" You just repeated it. Don't blame your kid-self. <3

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So back in junior high one of my classmates Chris told me that his friend Leon asked him out. Me being young and ignorant didn’t believe this to be true so I confronted Leon and asked him are you gay? Leon replied “Who told you this?” I told him Chris did. He turned white and I didn’t see him throughout the whole day. I heard ambulances but didn’t think much of it. He came back a couple of days later. Told me that the rumor wasn’t true but was noticeably hostile towards me for the rest of the school year. Fast forward 5 years I then found out through mutual friends that he was actually gay and after I confronted him he went to the top of the school building intended to jump. Thank God he didn’t. Still feel bad to this day.

The Wear And Scuff Marks On This Boat Look Like An Island In The Sea

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The Wear And Scuff Marks On This Boat Look Like An Island In The Sea

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

Dude looks like Sean Penn on meth...

50 Of The Funniest Pride Signs That Are Impossible To Look At Without Chuckling

Love the disco balls on it as well.

50 Of The Funniest Pride Signs That Are Impossible To Look At Without Chuckling

That dalek looks fabulous in pink!

50 Animals That Don't Get The Recognition They Absolutely Deserve, As Shared In This Informative Online Thread

Disney did a lot of dirty.

40 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were, As Shared On This Instagram Page

"He touched so many...." Yeah, we don't talk about that.

Flight Attendants Spill 30 Secrets About The Airline Industry That Most Passengers Don't Know

"Lets have some fun times!" "There is a dead body in there!" "Hmm! Kinky!"

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“History In Color”: 30 Beautifully Colorized Historical Photographs

I can explain: there's bored, and then there's deployment-bored. I hope that answers your question, lol

30 Stories When Someone Destroyed Their Solid Reputation In A Few Minutes, As Told In This Online Group

DIED. THEY DIED.

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After you are done working with garlic, rub your hands along your stainless steel sink vigorously. This will remove to odour for the most part. Finish by washing hands you filthy animal.