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Perry T Platypus • upvoted an item 2 years ago

We Show What Famous Landmarks Will Look Like If Climate Change Isn't Stopped (30 Pics)

Hey, you guys are only showing one side of the argument here. Its the other extreme that we need to worry about: Global Cooling. We are currently entering another Grand Solar Minimum, which will lead to another 'so called' Little Ice Age, most likely like the Maunder Minimum. Furthermore, this planet is at the tail end of the present inter-glacial, the Holocene, and due, any time, to enter the next major glaciation which has been occurring for over the last 2.5 million years. Instead of a rising sea, get ready for a lowering of up to 150 meters. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/paleoclimat-1-5e87e60172cc1.jpg

Perry T Platypus • upvoted 39 items 5 years ago

Illustrator Shows Unapologetic Women Being Themselves That Society Doesn’t Want To See

Opps, I almost messed up Daria. I keep forgetting that there is a Big Big difference between a "Big Assed Woman" and a "Woman wit a Big Ass". https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/00-OMG-5aabb94e5afdb.gif

Illustrator Shows Unapologetic Women Being Themselves That Society Doesn’t Want To See

I've sampled a few "Broke In" pussies before, but never one that was "Broken". https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/00-OMG-5aabb74581cd6.gif

28 Before & After Photos That Prove Your Weight Is Meaningless

BINGO!! This is not Rocket Science either. Muscle is much denser, and takes up less space. Why are people so surprised at this revelation? https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/00-banghead-5aabb42083768.gif

Illustrator Shows Unapologetic Women Being Themselves That Society Doesn’t Want To See

Honestly... I'm not sure about this one. Depends which society, I guess.

28 Before & After Photos That Prove Your Weight Is Meaningless

muscle weighs more than fat.

Chinese Weather Woman Stuns The World By Not Aging For 22 Years On Screen, And Here's The Proof

And the lovely humid air helps keep your skin self as well :) I hope she has great travels!

Chinese Weather Woman Stuns The World By Not Aging For 22 Years On Screen, And Here's The Proof

Great genes and Good Makeup. The genetic key is late puberty. The later one enters puberty, the longer lived and more youthful one looks. At 73 I am constantly assumed to be in my mid 50s. And it was because I didn't enter puberty until I was about three months from turning 16. I always considered it a curse, but not any longer. I got this from my Mother's genes. She will be 95 the later part of this month, and she doesn't look a day over 80. And she drives all over the SouthEast to visit relatives on a consistent basis.

After Having A Heart Attack I Started Painting These Portraits That Will Make You Dizzy

Oh Lord, I knew I shouldn't have had all those gin and tonics last night. :O

Sexist Man Says Only "Men Of The West" Can Create Such Amazing Sculpture, Gets Response He Doesn't Expect

For some reason, oriental artists almost always produce their subjects as Western. Why is this? This woman lives in Brussels, but certainly not all Asian artists. :O

I Keep Transforming Famous Landmarks And Random Places Using Paper Cutouts (New Pics)

My thoughts exactly! Its probably Photoshppped.

I Keep Transforming Famous Landmarks And Random Places Using Paper Cutouts (New Pics)

I have my doubts believing that its a cutout, seems more a drawing on paper, how in earth you can hold such a complex cutout so straight.

41 Couple Comics That Are Too Relatable If You Have A Clingy And Cute Girlfriend

Always room for two when you're looking for it. : )

41 Couple Comics That Are Too Relatable If You Have A Clingy And Cute Girlfriend

It sure took him long enough, didn't it? :O

Internet Can't Stop Laughing At Brits Who Are In Absolute Chaos Because Of A Little Snow

Get ready for another Little Ice Age Reggie. Its on the way.....soon. :D https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1601_Winterlandschaft-5a99727605d0c.jpg

I Imagined What Would Things Say If They Could Talk

No need to retire so young. Just hire these little fellows as 'plant starters', for the garden. They do a great job, and don't fall apart before setting outside. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/00-Yep-5a996c981fad6.gif

I Imagined What Would Things Say If They Could Talk

You Did used to be. But not because of that dead end clunker. Here's what you guys used to be.............................. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/velociraptor_mongoliensis_by_zewqt-d65y8y3-5a996b2627941.jpg

Plus-Size Comedian Accuses Cancer Research Ads Of Fat-Shaming, And Here's How They Reply

How true. If she is so upset, then why doesn't she actually do something about it, instead of sitting there and feeding her face? :O

50 Times People Hilariously Summed Up What Being In Your 30s Is Really Like

This is such a great posting, because it shows just how much life and aging is mainly an exercise in trade-offs. Its an eternal exercise in 'youthful vigor' versus 'mature wisdom' on a sliding scale. The act of achieving both together is such an elusive goal. While some are more successful than others, it is best to enjoy every moment to its fullest. There will be time to look back and celebrate later on.

You Will Be Smiling Like An Idiot After Seeing These 239 Wholesome Pictures

Just when you think people don't care about others, this comes along to prove you wrong. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/00-Alright-5a96c9e4b5576.gif

I Spent A Couple Months Re-Imagining Fruits And Vegetables As Watercolor Characters

There's something about this drawing that peaks my interest most.

You Will Be Smiling Like An Idiot After Seeing These 239 Wholesome Pictures

We need a special Purple Heart award for people such as this.

Woman Continues To Hilariously Recreate Celebrity Instagram Pics, And The Result Is Better Than The Original

I was going to say pretty much the same thing. Her sense of humorous self-deprecation sets her head and shoulders above pack. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/00-Yep-5a96c3878e7a9.gif

Woman Continues To Hilariously Recreate Celebrity Instagram Pics, And The Result Is Better Than The Original

WOW! At first I actually thought she was hanging on a wall, until her shadow gave things away. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/00-rolleye0012-5a96c1f809b16.gif

312 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Sorry Daria, I was looking at this from an anthropologist's perspective.

I Created An Heirloom Portrait Of My 11 Amazing Children

Two things Lisa. One, you missed my attempt at humour. and two, being agnostic and Roman Catholic are not mutually exclusive. Oh well................................

I Invited More Than 100 Lonely Strangers Into My Home, And Here's Why

This reminds me of the main difference between 'loneliness' and 'solitude'. One is self-imposed, and the other is not.

I’m An Architect Who Illustrates The Secret Life Of Giants In The Streets Of Turkish Cities

Yep, no matter where you are, she's always fashionably late, isn't she?

I’m An Architect Who Illustrates The Secret Life Of Giants In The Streets Of Turkish Cities

If you're going to sit on something fragile, try not to fart and add to the stress. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/00-laugh-5a96b80c727ae.gif

I Created An Heirloom Portrait Of My 11 Amazing Children

I'm guessing you are a Roman Catholic, right? https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/00-rolleye0012-5a96b41a51168.gif

312 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

If your name is 'Bev', then you certainly got that one right.

312 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Its called 'getting your priorities straight'. Your ass is always worth far more than a blanket. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/00-spiteful-5a96b107046ff.gif

312 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Flexible Response: always keep 'em guessing. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/00-Yep-5a96afdf54e71.gif

312 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Moral: Always get a Second Opinion.

312 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

That's because at home you haven't "Worked up a sweat yet".

312 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

Does this mean you want to be beaten with a shovel, and have your head cut off?

312 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

This is a clear case of someone, who appreciates the 'chase' far more than the 'result'. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/00-spiteful-5a96ab5969df6.gif

312 Epic Tweets By Women That Made The Whole Internet Laugh Out Loud

This is the perfect time to decide whether you want to be 'chased' or 'caught'. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/00-rolleye0012-5a96aaaf7a3d1.gif

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Perry T Platypus • commented on 12 posts 5 years ago

Happiness In Living Alone Revealed In 65 Illustrations By Korean Artist

Its one of those "alone, but not alone" sort of things. The best word to describe this is really "solitude".

86 Dark And Funny Animal Comics That Show What Is Really Happening Out In The Wild

Cat, here's what I do. Take the image you like, and save it to your hard drive as an image file. Then you can tap the camera image next to the "Post" button, which will allow you to find the image and save it here as well.

Guy Tries To Catch A Rat With His Cat, Doesn't Expect An Ending Like This

You can watch it right here. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfaBCKBXyWk

20 Rare Photos Of 9/11 Attacks You Probably Haven't Seen Before

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_violence

48 Creative And Hilarious Doormats That Will Make You Look Twice

Two shih-tzus, no dog hair. :D

Teacher Refuses To Lend Student A Pen During Exam, So He Plans Brutal Revenge That Gets His Teacher Fired

While I may not keep up with all the latest sites on the internet, I am neither "racist, Islamophobic, or sexist". But one thing is certain though Grasshopper, You habit of "Projecting" yourself is beginning to get out of hand. Perhaps you should seek help.

Illustrator Perfectly Captures The Happiness Of Living Alone In 37 Illustrations

I agree Daria. When we are young and virile, being alone can be a wonderful time to enjoy things that are impossible around others. But after awhile, reality kicks in and..................

190 Times People Absolutely Won The Food Lottery

Sharing is part of the "I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine" mentality that has been going on for thousands of years. Its also called "Reciprocity" as in reciprocal activity. Its how humans interact with each other in a positive manner. That's what "share" means. ;D

190 Times People Absolutely Won The Food Lottery

Those two puppies would make the perfect healthy snack. ;D

People Are Posting Annoying Things That Annoy Them More Than They Should (50 Pics)

Kris, it was from my side. Note the grin. However, like it or not, there's really only those two alternatives. Reinforcing the thigh denim will make it less flexible and can cause chaffing of the wearer. So that leaves only the things I mentioned. Hey, I'm 73 years old, and have been down the road a lot farther than Pati, who is probably a millennial, and accustomed to self-esteem, instead of self-respect, and not being told the hard facts.

People Are Posting Annoying Things That Annoy Them More Than They Should (50 Pics)

Great Idea! I just tried it and it works! Why didn't I think of that one?

50 Hilarious Pics Of Dogs Acting Weird

The problem is that unless you get them spayed they will quickly get the urge to reproduce and that means letting them go. My parents had another one named Margaret, and Mom took her to the Ft. Jackson vet clinic and had her spayed. She stuck around for a couple of years, but managed to get loose, and they later found her dead. :(

Perry T Platypus • upvoted an item 2 years ago

We Show What Famous Landmarks Will Look Like If Climate Change Isn't Stopped (30 Pics)

Perry T Platypus • upvoted 19 items 5 years ago

Illustrator Shows Unapologetic Women Being Themselves That Society Doesn’t Want To See

I've sampled a few "Broke In" pussies before, but never one that was "Broken". https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/00-OMG-5aabb74581cd6.gif

28 Before & After Photos That Prove Your Weight Is Meaningless

Illustrator Shows Unapologetic Women Being Themselves That Society Doesn’t Want To See

Honestly... I'm not sure about this one. Depends which society, I guess.

28 Before & After Photos That Prove Your Weight Is Meaningless

muscle weighs more than fat.

28 Before & After Photos That Prove Your Weight Is Meaningless

That's what I thought and I'm happy I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Chinese Weather Woman Stuns The World By Not Aging For 22 Years On Screen, And Here's The Proof

And the lovely humid air helps keep your skin self as well :) I hope she has great travels!

After Having A Heart Attack I Started Painting These Portraits That Will Make You Dizzy

Oh Lord, I knew I shouldn't have had all those gin and tonics last night. :O

Sexist Man Says Only "Men Of The West" Can Create Such Amazing Sculpture, Gets Response He Doesn't Expect

For some reason, oriental artists almost always produce their subjects as Western. Why is this? This woman lives in Brussels, but certainly not all Asian artists. :O

41 Couple Comics That Are Too Relatable If You Have A Clingy And Cute Girlfriend

Always room for two when you're looking for it. : )

41 Couple Comics That Are Too Relatable If You Have A Clingy And Cute Girlfriend

It sure took him long enough, didn't it? :O

I Keep Transforming Famous Landmarks And Random Places Using Paper Cutouts (New Pics)

My thoughts exactly! Its probably Photoshppped.

I Keep Transforming Famous Landmarks And Random Places Using Paper Cutouts (New Pics)

I have my doubts believing that its a cutout, seems more a drawing on paper, how in earth you can hold such a complex cutout so straight.

Internet Can't Stop Laughing At Brits Who Are In Absolute Chaos Because Of A Little Snow

Get ready for another Little Ice Age Reggie. Its on the way.....soon. :D https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1601_Winterlandschaft-5a99727605d0c.jpg

I Imagined What Would Things Say If They Could Talk

Plus-Size Comedian Accuses Cancer Research Ads Of Fat-Shaming, And Here's How They Reply

How true. If she is so upset, then why doesn't she actually do something about it, instead of sitting there and feeding her face? :O

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