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Andrew Farrington • upvoted 15 items 1 year ago

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

My parents used to harangue me about getting married. (well, Mom mostly), mostly for 'grandkids'. I promptly suggested that if she'd like, I could go knock up some lass in a bar. She promptly stopped harassing me at that point.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

I do everything on foot, in my European city. I walk more kilometers every day -than you pussies walk in a week.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

I do everything on foot, in my European city. I walk more kilometers every day -than you pussies walk in a week.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

In parts of Europe, you can drive 150 miles and get to another country. In the US, you can drive 600 miles and still be in California. Time and distance are absolute but our perception of them isn't.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

That's because you have to tip everyone. Anyway I prefer to bag my own shit at a self checkout and minimise pointless interactions with other humans like a proper European.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Yes in Europe people find buying machine guns in supermarkets bizarre but they are not fazed by a guy walking down the street holding a can of beer in hand. Is that strange?

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

In the US, 100 years is a long time. In Europe, 100 miles is a long distance.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Sorry to agree with you.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Everything is relative. Come to Spain and you will start to think that, in comparison, you are as quiet as a mouse. It doesn't matter how loud you are, the average Spaniard is even louder. The level of tolerance to noise here is unbelievable.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

It doesn't say it's bad. But it's really weird behaviour to just assume everyone in a room full of strangers wants to know who you are lol.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Unless you're there for an important reason, who gives a shit? Walking into a room and announcing "Hi, I'm Steve, great to meet everybody", when you're just some random person is odd behaviour. We don't know who you are, we don't care why you're there, and if we wanted to be your friend, we'd ask you. It may be rude, but from our perspective, it's kind of arrogant to expect everyone to turn around and pay attention to you just because you introduced yourself when nobody asked. And we Europeans don't like arrogance.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Hahaha.. the only time 'muricans are cool overseas.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Maybe I was born in the wrong country, I hate small talk and I don't smile at strangers.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Yep - tastes like Germolene ointment smells

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

That's because we're trying to save the planet, one unused plastic bag at a time. Having to pay 10p for plastic bags in supermarkets cut bag use by 80% in Wales in one year.

American

Sugar. When I visited Japan, even some of their sweetest desserts pale in comparison to how much sugar is in American food.

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Andrew Farrington • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

30 Simple Yet Genius Ideas That Should Be Implemented Everywhere

why is there always someone commenting negatively on the negative comments here on BP....??? (jk)

30 Simple Yet Genius Ideas That Should Be Implemented Everywhere

why is the dude at the front sat with the hood of a raincoat up inside???

Andrew Farrington • commented on a post 2 years ago

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes Ever

I do!!!

Andrew Farrington • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

Anti-Vax Mom's Messages After Finding Out Her 19-Year-Old Daughter Got Vaccinated Will Leave You Baffled

I wouldn't call her a child abuser but the mother is a needy for attention hippie!

Woman Posts Pics With Her First Gun Boasting Of Her 'Safe' Personality, Regrets It A Few Weeks Later

A fifth is A LOT, it means that in 5 people that commit a crime with a gun 1 is a "normal citizen". Allow me to rephrase, if you take 20 criminals involved in shootings, 4 of them are "average joes". America is a scary place.

Anti-Vax Mom's Messages After Finding Out Her 19-Year-Old Daughter Got Vaccinated Will Leave You Baffled

I wouldn't call her a child abuser but the mother is a needy for attention hippie!

Woman Posts Pics With Her First Gun Boasting Of Her 'Safe' Personality, Regrets It A Few Weeks Later

First of all, she self labeled. Second of all, without that detail this is a nothing story.

Woman Posts Pics With Her First Gun Boasting Of Her 'Safe' Personality, Regrets It A Few Weeks Later

This is another big problem. You cant take criticism or another opinion very well, instead you get all irate and make your responses too personal. This is why the rest of the world is looking at you Americans and shaking their heads in disbelief.

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Andrew Farrington • upvoted 5 items 3 years ago

New Google App Finds Your Museum Doppelganger But Not Everyone Is Loving The Results

Kate Hudson is the best looking boy ever!

New Google App Finds Your Museum Doppelganger But Not Everyone Is Loving The Results

your mom ?

New Google App Finds Your Museum Doppelganger But Not Everyone Is Loving The Results

Kate Hudson is the best looking boy ever!

New Google App Finds Your Museum Doppelganger But Not Everyone Is Loving The Results

your mom ?

122 Pics Or It Didn't Happen" Moments When People Had Images To Prove Their Impossible Stories"

Hasids are as insane as any other uber conservative supersitious group of dipshits.

122 Pics Or It Didn't Happen" Moments When People Had Images To Prove Their Impossible Stories"

They'll probably be shot by disgusting trophy hunters eventually, those people need to burn for eternity.

122 Pics Or It Didn't Happen" Moments When People Had Images To Prove Their Impossible Stories"

I don't care what was going on, if my toilet looked like that I would not be posting the photo online.

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Andrew Farrington • commented on 5 posts 3 years ago

111 Times People Asked Strangers To Take Their Picture And Deeply Regretted It Later

had he peed himself???

122 Pics Or It Didn't Happen" Moments When People Had Images To Prove Their Impossible Stories"

https://www.haaretz.com/this-year-in-uman-hasids-don-veils-en-route-to-rabbi-nachman-s-tomb-1.312612

111 Times People Asked Strangers To Take Their Picture And Deeply Regretted It Later

had he peed himself???

122 Pics Or It Didn't Happen" Moments When People Had Images To Prove Their Impossible Stories"

https://www.haaretz.com/this-year-in-uman-hasids-don-veils-en-route-to-rabbi-nachman-s-tomb-1.312612

122 Pics Or It Didn't Happen" Moments When People Had Images To Prove Their Impossible Stories"

https://www.haaretz.com/this-year-in-uman-hasids-don-veils-en-route-to-rabbi-nachman-s-tomb-1.312612

204 Perfectly Timed Photos That Will Mess With Your Head

No blade cover - wonder if he still has fingers on his right hand?!?!?!

204 Perfectly Timed Photos That Will Mess With Your Head

he's not got a blade cover on - wonder if he still has fingers?

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Andrew Farrington • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

30 Simple Yet Genius Ideas That Should Be Implemented Everywhere

why is there always someone commenting negatively on the negative comments here on BP....??? (jk)

30 Simple Yet Genius Ideas That Should Be Implemented Everywhere

why is the dude at the front sat with the hood of a raincoat up inside???

Andrew Farrington • commented on a post 2 years ago

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes Ever

I do!!!

Andrew Farrington • commented on 5 posts 3 years ago

111 Times People Asked Strangers To Take Their Picture And Deeply Regretted It Later

had he peed himself???

122 Pics Or It Didn't Happen" Moments When People Had Images To Prove Their Impossible Stories"

https://www.haaretz.com/this-year-in-uman-hasids-don-veils-en-route-to-rabbi-nachman-s-tomb-1.312612

122 Pics Or It Didn't Happen" Moments When People Had Images To Prove Their Impossible Stories"

https://www.haaretz.com/this-year-in-uman-hasids-don-veils-en-route-to-rabbi-nachman-s-tomb-1.312612

204 Perfectly Timed Photos That Will Mess With Your Head

No blade cover - wonder if he still has fingers on his right hand?!?!?!

204 Perfectly Timed Photos That Will Mess With Your Head

he's not got a blade cover on - wonder if he still has fingers?

Andrew Farrington • upvoted 15 items 1 year ago

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

I do everything on foot, in my European city. I walk more kilometers every day -than you pussies walk in a week.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

In parts of Europe, you can drive 150 miles and get to another country. In the US, you can drive 600 miles and still be in California. Time and distance are absolute but our perception of them isn't.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

That's because you have to tip everyone. Anyway I prefer to bag my own shit at a self checkout and minimise pointless interactions with other humans like a proper European.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Yes in Europe people find buying machine guns in supermarkets bizarre but they are not fazed by a guy walking down the street holding a can of beer in hand. Is that strange?

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

In the US, 100 years is a long time. In Europe, 100 miles is a long distance.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Sorry to agree with you.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

It doesn't say it's bad. But it's really weird behaviour to just assume everyone in a room full of strangers wants to know who you are lol.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Hahaha.. the only time 'muricans are cool overseas.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Maybe I was born in the wrong country, I hate small talk and I don't smile at strangers.

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

Yep - tastes like Germolene ointment smells

Americans Share 30 Things They Didn’t Realize Were American Until They Went Abroad

That's because we're trying to save the planet, one unused plastic bag at a time. Having to pay 10p for plastic bags in supermarkets cut bag use by 80% in Wales in one year.

American

Sugar. When I visited Japan, even some of their sweetest desserts pale in comparison to how much sugar is in American food.

Andrew Farrington • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

Anti-Vax Mom's Messages After Finding Out Her 19-Year-Old Daughter Got Vaccinated Will Leave You Baffled

I wouldn't call her a child abuser but the mother is a needy for attention hippie!

Woman Posts Pics With Her First Gun Boasting Of Her 'Safe' Personality, Regrets It A Few Weeks Later

First of all, she self labeled. Second of all, without that detail this is a nothing story.

Woman Posts Pics With Her First Gun Boasting Of Her 'Safe' Personality, Regrets It A Few Weeks Later

Andrew Farrington • upvoted an item 3 years ago

New Google App Finds Your Museum Doppelganger But Not Everyone Is Loving The Results

Kate Hudson is the best looking boy ever!

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