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DogMom • upvoted 31 items 1 year ago

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

Say a little prayer of thanks for your local health insurance system.

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

Yeah, the mother is not much better. But of course, they obey religious rules, wohooo. F*cking philistines!

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

Say a little prayer of thanks for your local health insurance system.

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

Yeah, the mother is not much better. But of course, they obey religious rules, wohooo. F*cking philistines!

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

Who will be the Vasili Arkhipov of 2022?

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

We should all be more like Bhutan

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

That's horrible. I would have reported the theft to police

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

Since you paid for it you can report him for theft.

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

Where is the Hollywood film about this man?

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

And stunningly handsome.

Man Is 'Completely Gobsmacked' By Wife's Sexist Boss Who Won't Give Her A Raise Because Her Husband Has A Good Salary

I'm reading this on women's day.

Man Is 'Completely Gobsmacked' By Wife's Sexist Boss Who Won't Give Her A Raise Because Her Husband Has A Good Salary

Fork it over in court mf

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

The dignified way to respond to that is to buy him a vibrator so he can go... himself.

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

There are some consultants who don't have any of that -- speaking as a 3rd tier IT support guy who frequently has to help with calls from customers who were set up by an expensive "expert consultant" who didn't actually know their butt from a hole in the ground.

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

You know what: I'd totally be cool with that. I've learned my lesson. I'd much rather date someone older than me, than younger.

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

The marketing people I worked with did nothing but scour marketing publications to steal other marketing peoples' ideas.

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

I’ve watched you travel nurses fill in the gaps at my hospital and I love you all! Different charting, staff and hospital protocols is immensely stressful. I’m a very good nurse with a lot of experience and I simply don’t have the mental bandwidth to handle what you do. Keep up your good work!

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

When my mom died the funeral home I chose had group grief counseling one night a week where you could go and be with other people who have experienced a huge loss. There we were safe to experience and express our grief in whatever way we needed to. It was wonderful. It came as part of the service they provided to you. No extra charge. They viewed it as part of their responsibility to their clients. One of the most important things I learned, and advise anyone who has had a huge loss, "Don't let anybody 'should' on you.". Say that fast infront of people and they'll do a double take. But don't let them. To anybody who tries to do that to you, tell them to * off. They're not the boss of your grief. ( the 2nd last sentence was my elaboration. They did not ever say it that way in counseling).

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

I have no problem with nurses making money like this. It's the $30/pill aspirin and all the other gouging that gets me.

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

You're welcome to buy me a washer dryer for christmas. Of course, it will now be my personal washer dryer. I will only be washing my clothing in it and if anyone else wants to use it they will need my permission and to do something for me in return ...

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Martha is the OG!

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

Finally somebody asking the really important questions!

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

The only thing a neighborhood cat ever did for me was steal the toast right off of my high chair tray. Every morning.

Weird-Fun-Facts

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

Still too low given the security treats. Stop giving companies ways to pay us less.

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

And it doesn't end here apparently! From the twitter thread: "Gets worse: Was telling a buddy about my humiliation and how I declined the introduction. He said 'Wait, was her name Jenny?' which I confirmed. He goes, 'Dude, her mom is gorgeous, she was a fitness model and is a wealthy realtor'. Real Life Plot Twist x2"

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

I remember that I hated the film. I'm from "Nowhere". You odn't go back and find your true love and ditch everything you've accomplished for a booty call with an ex b/c you didn't resolve your own da*n issues. IMHO.

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

You can bring dog to the cinema?? Where is this, I want to know!

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Stop lending money you can't afford to not get back, silly

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

And you are a judgemental individual sniping from the long grass. Classy.

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Technically so are we. Being carbon based and all.

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

Pretty shitty job if you ask me

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

I'm on the Board of Directors for our condominium. It's a lot of work and we don't get paid. Not even donuts at our monthly meeting!

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DogMom • commented on 9 posts 1 year ago

Man Is 'Completely Gobsmacked' By Wife's Sexist Boss Who Won't Give Her A Raise Because Her Husband Has A Good Salary

I always get uncomfortable when people at work ask me what my husband does for a living. Once you know what a co-workers spouse does, it’s not hard to guess their household income. It’s an invasive question and I’ve decided I’m not going to be answering it anymore. Especially since I realized no one ever asks my husband what I do.

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

I hope she doesn’t want grandkids

Man Is 'Completely Gobsmacked' By Wife's Sexist Boss Who Won't Give Her A Raise Because Her Husband Has A Good Salary

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

I hope she doesn’t want grandkids

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

Should be reported to CPS

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

This was certainly true of the entire marketing department at the last place I worked. One person with high school and a little community college and just a few years of work experience was making almost 6 figures by the time I left.

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

Same except our board runs like a school group project unfortunately.

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

She looks so much like her mom

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Lisa Bonet has excellent taste

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

She sounds fun. Is she taking applications for besties?

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Fun fact: Sean lives in my building and recently ran over and killed a neighbour’s dog. She was “financially compensated”.

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DogMom • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

Man Is 'Completely Gobsmacked' By Wife's Sexist Boss Who Won't Give Her A Raise Because Her Husband Has A Good Salary

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

I hope she doesn’t want grandkids

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

Should be reported to CPS

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

Same except our board runs like a school group project unfortunately.

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

She looks so much like her mom

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Lisa Bonet has excellent taste

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

She sounds fun. Is she taking applications for besties?

40 Of The Best Comments That Celebrities Have Ever Posted, As Shared On This Instagram Account

Fun fact: Sean lives in my building and recently ran over and killed a neighbour’s dog. She was “financially compensated”.

Some Of The Genius Ways Ordinary People Are Helping Ukraine Right Now

They interviewed a black woman on CNN yesterday who was visiting her boyfriend in Ukraine. She has American citizenship but was originally from an African country and has a non-American accent. She said she experienced racism trying to get into Poland and I believe her. She said black people were being removed from trains even if they had paid for tickets. Women with children were included in this. Two things can be true at the same time. The war against Ukraine can be effed up and there could be anti-black racism keeping people from getting to safety. Talking about one does not mean we have to ignore the other.

Daughter Wonders If She's A Jerk For Ruining Her Birthday Party Because She Didn't Get Great-Grandfather's Pocket-Watch

More than likely she is either African or from a Caribbean island

40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves

Her name is Lyndsey Scott and she is black

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones

Got that one once. Never spoke to that person after that.

People Share What Insults Can Be Disguised As Compliments And Here're 40 Of The Most Savage Ones

Went to get waxed last month and the aesthetician told me I looked tired. Like yeah, I was but no need to say it. I just found it funny though. Couldn’t even be offended.

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Trick question. They both smell like my phone

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Bad, They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

Everyone knows John Smith invented the Porta John

People Who Are Living In Russia Right Now As It Invades Ukraine Share What It's Like In 30 Posts

Regular Russian people are starting to be harassed online because of the actions of their dictator. We need to intervene when we see these things happen. Right now regular everyday Russians don’t like what is happening in Ukraine and I truly believe they will be pivotal in bringing it to an end. Antagonizing them will just make them think putin’s contempt for western values is justified. We need them on our side instead.

50 Beautiful Pics Of Ukraine That Are Heartbreaking To See Right Now

I was just thinking some of the Ukraine cities reminded me of an Eastern European Paris in how beauty seems to be infused everywhere.

Guy Gives 8 Tips On What To Do In Case Of A Nuclear Explosion, Provided In The US Armed Forces Survival Manual

I never thought I’d live to see a day where I’d need to be reading and making a mental note of this kind of thing.

People Share 30 Of The Most Unexpected Acts Of Kindness Throughout Our History

Sensing a theme here with Polish people. Good on them.

DogMom • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

Say a little prayer of thanks for your local health insurance system.

Weird-Fun-Facts

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

Where is the Hollywood film about this man?

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

Who will be the Vasili Arkhipov of 2022?

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

And stunningly handsome.

This Instagram Account Collects Mind-Boggling Facts About Our World And Here Are 50 Of The Wildest Ones

We should all be more like Bhutan

Man Is 'Completely Gobsmacked' By Wife's Sexist Boss Who Won't Give Her A Raise Because Her Husband Has A Good Salary

Fork it over in court mf

Man Is 'Completely Gobsmacked' By Wife's Sexist Boss Who Won't Give Her A Raise Because Her Husband Has A Good Salary

I'm reading this on women's day.

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

Yeah, the mother is not much better. But of course, they obey religious rules, wohooo. F*cking philistines!

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

That's horrible. I would have reported the theft to police

30 Times The Internet Shamed Evil Stepparents That Make Cinderella's Stepmom Look Like An Angel

Since you paid for it you can report him for theft.

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

You know what: I'd totally be cool with that. I've learned my lesson. I'd much rather date someone older than me, than younger.

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

Finally somebody asking the really important questions!

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

The only thing a neighborhood cat ever did for me was steal the toast right off of my high chair tray. Every morning.

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

The dignified way to respond to that is to buy him a vibrator so he can go... himself.

40 Unexpected Real-Life Plot Twists That Might Surprise You More Than You Expected

You can bring dog to the cinema?? Where is this, I want to know!

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

Pretty shitty job if you ask me

People Are Calling Out Jobs They Think Are 100% Overpaid (30 Answers)

Wouldn't it be nice if teachers got the same deal?

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