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60 Times Toddlers Complained About The Funniest Things, Shared By People In This Online Community
My kid hates it when I dance (which is understandable, as I'm very white) He was about two, I was holding him, grooving along to something. He looks me in the eye, and goes "Daddy no sing!" "I'm not singing, I'm dancing!" "Daddy don't sing!" "I'm not!" Him, in tears: "Don't sing with your feet!"
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After a couple slices of pizza, 3 year old bursts into tears and says: "My mouth wants more but my tummy doesn't!" Me too, kid. Me too.Best-Toddler-Complaints
I worked at a preschool from this October to December as an assistant teacher. We had a play room next to the classroom and one day we decided to go in there to play. In there was a shelf with a lot of dinosaurs to choose from. A child came up to me and said he wanted to play with the dinos. I said “okay”. This child just sat on the floor and looked like he was having the crisis of his life. Then began to cry and when I asked him what was wrong, he said “there’s too many dinosaurs to choose from”Best-Toddler-Complaints
I was a restaurant server one night when a family came in. Normally, I'm not a fan of kids, but this one girl, like 5 or 6, broke the mold for me. There was a fire in her eyes, but she wasn't unruly. Just... in the moment. I walk up to the table after they finish a seafood platter, and I hear the parents loudly saying something they obviously want me to hear: "No, honey, they don't let you take the lobster shells home." I could feel invisible elbows jabbing me in the ribs with their glances. Before I open my mouth to back up their story, she huffs and says- "Well, can I at least keep the eyeballs?!" And then proceeds to hold up a fork with the lobsters eyes impaled on to the ends of the outside prongs, like a war chieftain with the head of an enemy. Adorable.Best-Toddler-Complaints
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60 Times Toddlers Complained About The Funniest Things, Shared By People In This Online Community
My kid hates it when I dance (which is understandable, as I'm very white) He was about two, I was holding him, grooving along to something. He looks me in the eye, and goes "Daddy no sing!" "I'm not singing, I'm dancing!" "Daddy don't sing!" "I'm not!" Him, in tears: "Don't sing with your feet!" A • upvoted 14 items 3 days ago
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After a couple slices of pizza, 3 year old bursts into tears and says: "My mouth wants more but my tummy doesn't!" Me too, kid. Me too.Best-Toddler-Complaints
I worked at a preschool from this October to December as an assistant teacher. We had a play room next to the classroom and one day we decided to go in there to play. In there was a shelf with a lot of dinosaurs to choose from. A child came up to me and said he wanted to play with the dinos. I said “okay”. This child just sat on the floor and looked like he was having the crisis of his life. Then began to cry and when I asked him what was wrong, he said “there’s too many dinosaurs to choose from”Best-Toddler-Complaints
I was a restaurant server one night when a family came in. Normally, I'm not a fan of kids, but this one girl, like 5 or 6, broke the mold for me. There was a fire in her eyes, but she wasn't unruly. Just... in the moment. I walk up to the table after they finish a seafood platter, and I hear the parents loudly saying something they obviously want me to hear: "No, honey, they don't let you take the lobster shells home." I could feel invisible elbows jabbing me in the ribs with their glances. Before I open my mouth to back up their story, she huffs and says- "Well, can I at least keep the eyeballs?!" And then proceeds to hold up a fork with the lobsters eyes impaled on to the ends of the outside prongs, like a war chieftain with the head of an enemy. Adorable.Best-Toddler-Complaints
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