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I took her out to eat. I said I wanted the salmon, she suggested I ordered a burger 'like a man'.Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
I once broke up with a girl because she couldn't ever decide on something. I would say, "Lets go to the movies" and I'd even ask what movie she wanted to see, and she would NEVER make up her mind. Drove me nuts. Turns out she had another boyfriend, and when I confronted her about it, she told me "She couldn't decide between the two of us." fmlRidiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
We had planned to do dinner and a movie but I had to work late, so we stopped at Chik-Fil-A on the way to the theater. After she finished eating, she threw her trash out of my car and into the street. I never spoke to her again after that day.Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
She was a one-upper. She'd have a better version of every one of my stories.Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
I hung in there for like 2 years.. The thing that did me in? She made noises, like all the time, and then giggle at herself. She'd sit down in a chair "ploppppp, hehe." She'd fluff up a pillow "foof foof foof hehe." She'd use the TV remote "pshew pshew hehe." We'd eat out "cunch cunch hehe." At the end, I wanted to jump off the roof.Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
Every time I yawned she thought it hilarious if she stuck her finger in my open mouth. I could never relax…always had to be prepared for oral violationRidiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
She refused to eat anything besides chicken nuggets and french fries. No substitutions. Not chicken tenders. Not chicken strips. If we went somewhere without nuggets and fries she would just order a Coke and watch me eat. I once made the mistake of cooking dinner for her. She took one bite and asked if I would be offended if she ran to McDonalds to get nugs/fries.Show All 11 Upvotes
Despina Kappa • upvoted 26 items 5 years ago
A University Student Brought Her Baby To Class Because She Couldn’t Afford To Leave Him With A Nanny. When He Started Crying, Her Professor Scooped Him Up In His Arms And Calmed Him Down, All The Time Without Breaking Off His Lecture
Teacher Promises If Whole Class Get's An A On Test, He'll Wear A Scooby Doo Costume And Bring A Kid's Champagne. Class Did Their Best, He Came As Promised
After This Teacher Complimented A Student On His Shoes, The Whole Class Chipped In To Get Him The Same Pair For Christmas
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She was a one-upper. She'd have a better version of every one of my stories.Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
I hung in there for like 2 years.. The thing that did me in? She made noises, like all the time, and then giggle at herself. She'd sit down in a chair "ploppppp, hehe." She'd fluff up a pillow "foof foof foof hehe." She'd use the TV remote "pshew pshew hehe." We'd eat out "cunch cunch hehe." At the end, I wanted to jump off the roof.Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
I dated a girl for a short time, based on a blind date. One night, we were driving to dinner and I was telling a story. I ended by saying "It was funny as hell." She looked at me and asked, "Do you really think hell is funny?" Awkward dinner was the last dinner.Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
Every time I yawned she thought it hilarious if she stuck her finger in my open mouth. I could never relax…always had to be prepared for oral violationRidiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
I once broke up with a girl because she couldn't ever decide on something. I would say, "Lets go to the movies" and I'd even ask what movie she wanted to see, and she would NEVER make up her mind. Drove me nuts. Turns out she had another boyfriend, and when I confronted her about it, she told me "She couldn't decide between the two of us." fmlRidiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
She refused to eat anything besides chicken nuggets and french fries. No substitutions. Not chicken tenders. Not chicken strips. If we went somewhere without nuggets and fries she would just order a Coke and watch me eat. I once made the mistake of cooking dinner for her. She took one bite and asked if I would be offended if she ran to McDonalds to get nugs/fries.Ridiculous-Reasons-People-Broke-Up
I took her out to eat. I said I wanted the salmon, she suggested I ordered a burger 'like a man'. Despina Kappa • upvoted 9 items 5 years ago
Teacher Promises If Whole Class Get's An A On Test, He'll Wear A Scooby Doo Costume And Bring A Kid's Champagne. Class Did Their Best, He Came As Promised
After This Teacher Complimented A Student On His Shoes, The Whole Class Chipped In To Get Him The Same Pair For Christmas
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