Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're one of the famous people then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a popular celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar or is lacking some basic education, then that kooky celebrity quote is going to be here forever.
We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most stupid quotes that were said by Hollywood stars and famous people from different paths of stardom. From funny to completely delusional, these interesting quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the dumb quotes list!
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Carl Everett
"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."
Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.
Shaquille O’Neal
Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”
Kanye West
"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
Britney Spears
"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"
Paris Hilton
"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."
I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America
Jaden Smith
“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”
It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.
Christina Aguilera
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.
Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”
Brooke Shields
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"
Justin Bieber
When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Mike Tyson
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"
It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.
Dalai Lama
“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”
Sienna Miller
"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."
the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can
Kim Kardashian
Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.
Craig T. Nelson
"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."
And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....
Bill O'reilly
"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"
Amanda Bynes
To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"
no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body
Geraldo Rivera
“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”
Kelly Osbourne
"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"
Mitt Romney
"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."
David Beckham
"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."
In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.
Elizabeth Hurley
"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”
George Gobel
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
Lena Dunham
“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”
Sylvester Stallone
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.
in hinduism, you can be reborn as inanimate objects, like a rock
Load More Replies...Yes, I think of him more like Yogi Berra with the non sequiturs.
Load More Replies...Well as a creative guy it is kind of true. I'm never happy for long after finishing a piece I always start noticing what I could have done different.
It would be an improvement. Hope you paint better than you act. (Is that mean?)
So he said he is going to change into a Paint Brush when he dies, Wait, He said you can't change when you die, Oh and how can you be happy when you die? your Cerebal Cortex will be inactive and only a healthy working Brain can sense emotions and assuming you could what makes him think they would be happy?, if you could think even after death I doubt you would be happy that you could no longer do what you enjoy doing. Another example of the American Educatonal System failing badly
So he said he is going to change into a Paint Brush when he dies, Wait, He said you can't change when you die, Oh and how can you be happy when you die? your Cerebal Cortex will be inactive and only a healthy working Brain can sense emotions and assuming you could what makes him think they would be happy?, if you could think even after death I doubt you would be happy that you could no longer do what you enjoy doing. Another example of the American Educatonal System failing badly.
I thought he was talking about music for a minute, because I have no clue who he is.
Everyone knows the only true way to reach nirvana is to come back as a drop of Canada Dry Ginger Ale and Lemonade.
Cameron Diaz
“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
R Kelly
"All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.”
Gwyneth Paltrow
“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin”
Guy Ritchie
"It's okay to have beliefs, just don't believe in them."
Michelle Rodriguez
About taking on the role of Green Lantern Jessica Cruz: "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. I think it's so stupid because of this whole minorities in Hollywood thing. It's so stupid. Stop stealing all the white people's superheroes. Make up your own. What's up with that?"
Paris Hilton
"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."
Will Smith
"If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don't think there's anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States."
Jim Morrison
"I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between."
Morrissey
"Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death."
Ke$ha
"If I smear glitter on my face, you don't have a choice—you will be more attracted to me."
well, gravitationally, by a small margin - probably. Because of added mass. But thats about it.
Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Nothing about Katy Perry and buffalo wings??? It was so popular Pizza Hut even hired her to be in a commercial.
I love this,and i love when people from hollywood teach us about morals,politics,world views ect
How about the vast majority of what Charlie Sheen has said. Or some of George W. Bushism's.
Why seem so many Americans do not know about geography or other countries history?
I was on holiday recently in Botswana where the guide told us that an overseas visitor had been watching the hippos, and when one climbed out of the river she commented 'Oh- I didn't know they had legs'. Of course, everyone knows that they are 1 ton inflatable grey balloons.
Kelly Pickler has said much worse. She is playing the "dumb blonde" card on purpose
Yeah, I think many influencers and celebrities are doing that. Easy way to get attention (= more money). Kinda smart actually
Load More Replies...So basically this was a rant about people saying things in a moment where they misspoke or misunderstood something, or were misunderstood, or just plain got something wrong, and everyone gets to gang up on them for making mistakes? This society is so sad that we must take the time to point out the faults of others and make fun of them. So very sad. I do hope our society can grow up one day.
Elizabeth Hurley's remark was nasty and vicious.
Load More Replies...Trump was like,"We will build a wall. A great big beautiful wall. And a wall in colorado." Fans:*** Hit blunt Trump: Mexicans will not come thru the border of colorado!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Nothing about Katy Perry and buffalo wings??? It was so popular Pizza Hut even hired her to be in a commercial.
I love this,and i love when people from hollywood teach us about morals,politics,world views ect
How about the vast majority of what Charlie Sheen has said. Or some of George W. Bushism's.
Why seem so many Americans do not know about geography or other countries history?
I was on holiday recently in Botswana where the guide told us that an overseas visitor had been watching the hippos, and when one climbed out of the river she commented 'Oh- I didn't know they had legs'. Of course, everyone knows that they are 1 ton inflatable grey balloons.
Kelly Pickler has said much worse. She is playing the "dumb blonde" card on purpose
Yeah, I think many influencers and celebrities are doing that. Easy way to get attention (= more money). Kinda smart actually
Load More Replies...So basically this was a rant about people saying things in a moment where they misspoke or misunderstood something, or were misunderstood, or just plain got something wrong, and everyone gets to gang up on them for making mistakes? This society is so sad that we must take the time to point out the faults of others and make fun of them. So very sad. I do hope our society can grow up one day.
Elizabeth Hurley's remark was nasty and vicious.
Load More Replies...Trump was like,"We will build a wall. A great big beautiful wall. And a wall in colorado." Fans:*** Hit blunt Trump: Mexicans will not come thru the border of colorado!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.