Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're famous then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar.

We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most clueless things celebrities have said. From funny to completely delusional, the quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the list!

#1

Shaquille O’Neal

Shaquille O’Neal

Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?” Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”

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Shireen 3 weeks ago

😂

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#2

Carl Everett

Carl Everett

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."

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Terd Fergison 3 weeks ago

Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.

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#3

Kanye West

Kanye West

"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."

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Sardonic Scribe 3 weeks ago

This guy needs help.

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#4

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"

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Jenn Unicorn Popping 3 weeks ago

There's a whole lot of wrong in that one smh

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#5

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."

parishilton Report

Komal Aprajita Pandey 3 weeks ago

I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America

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#6

Jaden Smith

Jaden Smith

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

c.syresmith Report

Marcellus the Third 3 weeks ago

It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.

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#7

Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

xtina Report

Komal Aprajita Pandey 3 weeks ago

I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.

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#8

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”

jessicasimpson Report

Chege Mary 3 weeks ago

👏👏👏 to the guy who came up with 'Chicken of the sea.' that was clever

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#9

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"

brookeshields Report

#10

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

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Molly Universe 3 weeks ago

Everything he says is just... ugh.

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#11

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

schwarzenegger Report

Komal Aprajita Pandey 3 weeks ago (edited)

gay = happy over here

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#12

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler

"I thought Europe was a country."

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Shireen 3 weeks ago

She said this on a trivia game show and the host of the show was rude to her it still makes me angry; he said something that ended with "because you're a woman"...

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#13

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"

miketyson Report

Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 3 weeks ago

It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.

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#14

Dalai Lama

Dalai Lama

“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”

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Terd Fergison 3 weeks ago

Buddhism, just like almost every religion is misogynistic.

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#15

Sienna Miller

Sienna Miller

"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."


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Komal Aprajita Pandey 3 weeks ago

the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can

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#16

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

kimkardashian Report

Molly Universe 3 weeks ago

*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.

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#17

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."

Dominick D Report

Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago (edited)

And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....

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#18

Bill O'reilly

Bill O'reilly

"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"


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Komal Aprajita Pandey 3 weeks ago

maybe the gravitational forces of the the moon

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#19

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes

To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"

thehearttruth Report

Komal Aprajita Pandey 3 weeks ago

no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body

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#20

Geraldo Rivera

Geraldo Rivera

“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.” 

Mark Taylor Report

Terd Fergison 3 weeks ago

Just an evil and stupid statement.

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#21

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne

"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"

kellyosbourne Report

Warren Hall 2 weeks ago

How about... you!

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#22

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."

mittromney Report

Elizabeth Schuyler 2 weeks ago

TL;DR: I LIKE AMERICA

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#23

David Beckham

David Beckham

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."

davidbeckham Report

Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 weeks ago

In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.

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#24

Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

U.S. Department of Defense Report

solostxrx 2 weeks ago

Earth: I'm about to take this guy's existence

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#25

Madonna

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

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solostxrx 2 weeks ago

And everyone is entitled to my opinion about you not being entitled to your opinion.

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#26

Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”

elizabethhurley1 Report

FloC 3 weeks ago

Big or not, in 2019, I am sure that there are more people who knows who is Marilyn Monroe than people who knows who is Liz Hurley.

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#27

George Gobel

George Gobel

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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Alia G. 3 weeks ago

This was obviously a joke, he was literally a comedian

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#28

Lena Dunham

Lena Dunham

“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

David Shankbone Report

Jesper Rasmussen 3 weeks ago

Yup - such a hoot to have those.

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#29

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

Michael Schilling Report

Komal Aprajita Pandey 3 weeks ago

the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.

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#30

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

camerondiaz Report

Ben Smith 3 weeks ago

Seems like that’s taken out of context...

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