Everyone says something stupid from time to time. Though, most of us probably get away with it pretty easily, since people just laugh it off and forget about our silly brain farts pretty fast. However, if you're one of the famous people then it's a completely different story. It appears that everything a popular celebrity says (or tweets) is carefully logged on the internet and available at all times. Especially if that person doesn't appear to be the smartest cookie in the jar or is lacking some basic education, then that kooky celebrity quote is going to be here forever.
We here at Bored Panda decided to dig into that cloud of shame and find out what are the most stupid quotes that were said by Hollywood stars and famous people from different paths of stardom. From funny to completely delusional, these interesting quotes will certainly make you feel better that you're not the one who said these things in public. Scroll below to read the dumb quotes list!
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Carl Everett
"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."
Someone please put him back in school. Sports and religion both seem to be against critical thinking.
Shaquille O’Neal
Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon during your trip to Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs we went to.”
Kanye West
"I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
Britney Spears
"I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa"
Paris Hilton
"No, no, I didn’t go to England, I went to London."
I don't live in North America. I live in the United States of America
Jaden Smith
“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”
It would make zero difference to intelligence, but now with an uneducated society.
Christina Aguilera
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
I don't know why they choose France every year over other countries.
Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’.”
Brooke Shields
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost an important part of your life"
Justin Bieber
When asked what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote, Bieber responded: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Asked whether he supported gay marriage, Arnold replied, "No, I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Mike Tyson
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"
It was just a small mistake. Everyone needs to just Chile out.
Dalai Lama
“I mean, if a female Dalai Lama come, then she must be very attractive. Otherwise not much use.”
Sienna Miller
"I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is."
the pessimist says it can't get more worse but the optimist says ofcourse it can
Kim Kardashian
Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries: "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
*That's* the one you chose? An internet search reveals that pretty much everything she says is dumb.
Craig T. Nelson
"I've been on foodstamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No."
And... What exactly are foodstamps and welfare if they aren't "help"?? Well, I suppose some people consider them a lifestyle....
Bill O'reilly
"I’ll tell you why [religion’s] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in…"
Amanda Bynes
To Rihanna "Chris Brown Beat You Because You're Not Pretty Enough"
no Amanda he beat her because he took her for granted and wasn't taught you can't hurt anybody else's body
Geraldo Rivera
“I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their young children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.”
Kelly Osbourne
"If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?"
Mitt Romney
"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love."
David Beckham
"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion."
In his defense, "Christening" is in reference to "Christ" and Christianity and thus, could apply to multiple religious rituals/rites.
Elizabeth Hurley
"I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat. I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. (laughter) She was very big.”
George Gobel
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
Lena Dunham
“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”
Sylvester Stallone
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
the nervous breakdown he will have when informed that a paintbrush is non - living commodity.
Cameron Diaz
“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”
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Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
I loved 'In my great and unmatched wisdom'.
Yes, I thought he was joking. He wasn't. Yikes.
President Dumb Dumb just recently said that he wants to build a wall around Colorado!
I love this reply from a senator: https://twitter.com/SenatorLeahy/status/1187117375008755712
There are entire books filled trump's stupid statements. His ignorance and stupidity are astounding, mind boggling, baffling, and breathtaking.
. Frightening, is more like it.... .
It's not like the leading challenger, 'Crazy Uncle Joe Biden', is much better: “You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I'm not joking.” "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids." "“You got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean." The current field of 2020 candidates is disappointing...
Biden is not smart, and I do hate him, but his ignorance level is nowhere near that of trump. Trump looked into the sun during an eclipse. Come on, John.
Yes, I'm afraid Biden is known for his malapropisms. Add I'm old enough to remember when plagiarism sank his Presidential campaign - think it was the '80s. And now his campaign just got caught the other day failing to properly credit some information they used. I prefer people who learn from their mistakes.
If an unknown person said these things, they would be videotaped and posted on Youtube. They would lose their jobs and be ruined.
There all as bad as each other.
Everything he's ever said has been stupid. There isn't enough room here.
"I'm a vey stable genius...."
Sir Cheeto 🤣
I'm a very stable genius....
Let's not forget the unemployment rate amongst the black community. Look at the previous 5 Presidents and compare it to now. My favorite all time quote by any President was "if you like your health insurance you can keep your insurance and the price will stay the same" I could keep going as well.
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Come on what? This isn't a competition over which politician is stupider, Terd. I don't know if you're American, but we should be holding all of our idiotic politicians accountable for the stupid things they say (Trump, Biden, etc.). Being partisan about which politicians you criticize only hurts us, not them. The only way they continue to get away with their BS is by keeping us rabidly divided like this.
No. I certainly criticize Biden. Biden is an idiot, gaff master. But, I honestly think trump has some sort of syphilitic brain disease. I’m all for holding Biden accountable. But, trump’s idiocy is disgusting. Trump is locking kids in cages and separating them from their families. His idiocy is multiplied with a dark evil. He really needs to be held accountable. He should be locked up for treason and crimes against humanity. Biden is evil, but not that evil or stupid. There is a comparison, but it’s not quite apples to apples.
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
Truth.
Especially when they're bored.
None of them, mate. Pandas don't speak.
Amen and thank you. Everyone makes mistakes, why are we celebrating it and bashing people like so many above? It really makes me sad.
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them
Let us not forget Sir Cheeto, king of lies: "I have a great relationship with the blacks." "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." "Grab them by the pussy." "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her." I can keep going.
I loved 'In my great and unmatched wisdom'.
Yes, I thought he was joking. He wasn't. Yikes.
President Dumb Dumb just recently said that he wants to build a wall around Colorado!
I love this reply from a senator: https://twitter.com/SenatorLeahy/status/1187117375008755712
There are entire books filled trump's stupid statements. His ignorance and stupidity are astounding, mind boggling, baffling, and breathtaking.
. Frightening, is more like it.... .
It's not like the leading challenger, 'Crazy Uncle Joe Biden', is much better: “You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I'm not joking.” "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids." "“You got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean." The current field of 2020 candidates is disappointing...
Biden is not smart, and I do hate him, but his ignorance level is nowhere near that of trump. Trump looked into the sun during an eclipse. Come on, John.
Yes, I'm afraid Biden is known for his malapropisms. Add I'm old enough to remember when plagiarism sank his Presidential campaign - think it was the '80s. And now his campaign just got caught the other day failing to properly credit some information they used. I prefer people who learn from their mistakes.
If an unknown person said these things, they would be videotaped and posted on Youtube. They would lose their jobs and be ruined.
There all as bad as each other.
Everything he's ever said has been stupid. There isn't enough room here.
"I'm a vey stable genius...."
Sir Cheeto 🤣
I'm a very stable genius....
Let's not forget the unemployment rate amongst the black community. Look at the previous 5 Presidents and compare it to now. My favorite all time quote by any President was "if you like your health insurance you can keep your insurance and the price will stay the same" I could keep going as well.
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This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Come on what? This isn't a competition over which politician is stupider, Terd. I don't know if you're American, but we should be holding all of our idiotic politicians accountable for the stupid things they say (Trump, Biden, etc.). Being partisan about which politicians you criticize only hurts us, not them. The only way they continue to get away with their BS is by keeping us rabidly divided like this.
No. I certainly criticize Biden. Biden is an idiot, gaff master. But, I honestly think trump has some sort of syphilitic brain disease. I’m all for holding Biden accountable. But, trump’s idiocy is disgusting. Trump is locking kids in cages and separating them from their families. His idiocy is multiplied with a dark evil. He really needs to be held accountable. He should be locked up for treason and crimes against humanity. Biden is evil, but not that evil or stupid. There is a comparison, but it’s not quite apples to apples.
Dumb, yes, but human nonetheless…show me a Panda who never said anything dumb!
Truth.
Especially when they're bored.
None of them, mate. Pandas don't speak.
Amen and thank you. Everyone makes mistakes, why are we celebrating it and bashing people like so many above? It really makes me sad.
"Celebrities".... I had to google half of them cause I've never seen or heard about them