The phrase “don’t judge a book by its cover” sounds nice on paper, but if everyone actually followed it, publishers wouldn’t spend so much time and money creating them. And that’s not something we, the readers, want.
The subreddit ‘Terrible Book Covers’ is dedicated to finding the thoughtless, poorly executed, or otherwise baffling designs that were eventually greenlit and sent to print. Turns out, there’s no shortage of them.
We put together some of our recent favorites from the community that got our attention—albeit for all the wrong reasons—and invite you to take a look as well.
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Animal Farm By George Orwell
Aww, what a happy little story about friendly animals - it'll be just the thing for my little nephew!
Emma By Jane Austen
Basic Self-Defense By Fred Neff 1976
Your Erroneous Zones By Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
Recipes For Romance By I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Jurassic Park By Michael Crichton
Satan Was A Lesbian, By Fred Haley
I still can't believe this is an actual book. But it is. I watched a full run-down of the plot on YouTube. Basically it was one of those w.ank rags posing as a novel which hid its leering depictions of lesbianism behind a façade of "oh it's BAD and WRONG and the lesbian is punished by dying at the end. But before we get to that, please enjoy some more girl on girl action."
Drácula By Bram Stoker
The Old Man And The Sea
We Like Kindergarten
The Metamorphosis, By Franz Kafka
Little Women By Louisa May Alcott
Make Way For Dragons By Thorarinn Gunnarsson
Well that's the most aggressively 90s thing I've seen in a long time.
El Retrato De Dorian Gray By Oscar Wilde
Crabs: The Human Sacrifice
A whole wide world of STD related jokes, and this book comes along... 😂
Skin Of The Soul
The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow By Washington Irving
Tilly Mae And The Toothache By Renita A. Burgess
The Joy Of Pasta
Self-Defence For Women
I'm feeling frisky today so I better put on my all-black creep uniform
Hatchet… Amazing Book, Terrible Original Cover. There’s Just Too Much Going On
The copy I read in highschool had a b****s hatchet smashing through ice on it. It is indeed a great book. An exciting story, and you learn a LOT about the North American wilderness.
Regalbop By Leonard Wasserman
Dracula By Bram Stoker
3 Guys And A Squirrel: A Slacker's Guide To Adventuring
Im Taumel Des Lebens By Erwin Sittig
Psychic Pets: The Secret World Of Animals By Joseph Wylder
Margaret L. Miller - "Love In The Time Of Coronavirus"
Love in the Time of Cholera is a 1985 novel by Colombian Nobel laureate Gabriel García Márquez. Maybe Margaret thinks she dreamed it.
Schrödinger's Cat By Robert Anton Wilson
The Gaean Enchantment By T. Jackson King
A fine example of pre-Photoshop graphic art. Also, the leaf monster looks like it was made by a kid
He-Man And The "Lost The Will" Dragon
I feel like this dinosaur fellow should be voiced by the late, great Gilbert Gottfried.
Anne Of Avonlea: That Time Green Gables Was Cursed By A Witch
His Monkey Wife By John Collier
The Picture Of Dorian Gray By Oscar Wilde
The Plot Against The “King” Don’t Delete Mods, It’s A Real Book
In case you didn't know. The author is the orange dictator's head of the FBI.
Candide By Voltaire
The Monk (...About A Catholic Monk In Spain)
...how the hell did FOUR different cover designers somehow miss the part where it's about a Catholic monk, not a Buddhist monk?
The Gay Teacher, By Randy Reid
I know it's AI generated, but what a distractingly handsome fellow.
Dorian Gray: What Would You Do?
This one actually seems to fit the novel more than the others we've seen. Still looks goofy, though
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
Put Your Hands Up! [An Arrest Warrant From God]
And the follow up book will be S*x Education. Because why let the awkward stop at one book?
Hi There, High School! By Gay Head
This Old French Edition Of Bilbo The Hobbit
The Picture Of Dorian Grey By Oscar Wilde
Mutation
Baby Consealed By Leah Mills
I Am Haunted - Living Life Through The Dead By Zak Bagans And Kelly Crigger
Poirot's Early Cases By Agatha Christie (1979 Fontana Books Edition)
When you say "Man, I'd like to be a fly on the wall for THAT conversation" too close to a monkey's paw.
Northanger Abbey By Jane Austen
A Little Princess By Frances Hodgson Burnett
I've read the book and it definitely didn't star a child beauty pageant victim. Heck, the protagonist isn't even blonde.
The Legacy Begins By E C Pando
Publisher: The space is too narrow for 2 horses in this pic. Artist: Ok no one will notice this edit. Publisher: Looks great
Everworld Brave The Betreyal By K.a. Applegate
The Case Of The Lame Canary
Lolita By Nabokov
Fred Durst Coloring Book By Yamaguci A. Hyuga
"Watchers" By Dean Koontz
Koontz is known for having dogs in his novels, especially Goldens, and giving them angel-like qualities. It's his tribute to his own dog, Trixie. But I don't see anything hilarious or cringe about this book cover.
A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess
Slim For Him - Patricia B. Kreml
What the hell did poor Oscar Wilde do to deserve appearing on this list THREE TIMES?
I believe his books are in the public domain now…
Load More Replies...There sure are a lot of New York Times best selling whatevers, isn't there?
Speaking as an insider yeah, that label is pretty meaningless.
Load More Replies...I was expecting to see a horrific Watership Down cover… the cartoon certainly fit that. A CGI version was made several years later; definitely an improvement, although I felt some of the characters’ personalities were altered, not for the better.
I watched that at about 8 -10. you can't pay me enough to watch it again....same as Felidae
Load More Replies...What the hell did poor Oscar Wilde do to deserve appearing on this list THREE TIMES?
I believe his books are in the public domain now…
Load More Replies...There sure are a lot of New York Times best selling whatevers, isn't there?
Speaking as an insider yeah, that label is pretty meaningless.
Load More Replies...I was expecting to see a horrific Watership Down cover… the cartoon certainly fit that. A CGI version was made several years later; definitely an improvement, although I felt some of the characters’ personalities were altered, not for the better.
I watched that at about 8 -10. you can't pay me enough to watch it again....same as Felidae
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