February 14th is the most unwelcomed day for half of the population - the single people. And whether you're newly solo or forever alone, it's a crappy day to be solitary for a lot of us. The giant pink hearts and bunches of red roses do us nothing but remind us that we don't have anyone to hate it all with and leaves us with no consolation but single's jokes.

It all started with a day commemorating Saint Valentine, who, of course, was decapitated in the early years of our history. Since Saint Valentine wore a purple amethyst ring with an engraved cupid, the day soon was to be associated with love in general. What used to be an occasion for writing poems and true love letters, now is more of a commercial festivity and it doesn't mean that we want any part of it. Single memes are just not enough to mock it sometimes.

Thankfully, these cold-hearted individuals are helping us to compile a list of funny single quotes and turn the whole thing into a big joke because laughing yourself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. The hashtag #WhyImSingle is currently taking over the Twittersphere, and you might find that a few of these funny single memes hit pretty close to home. Happy solo scrolling.

#1

A Practical Joke

A Practical Joke

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

lol savage!

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#2

The Single Life

The Single Life

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

hell yeah octopus couch fort of singlehood success

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#3

Half-Priced Sweets, Anyone?

Half-Priced Sweets, Anyone?

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Best time to buy candy: Day after halloween, 2nd best day: February 15th!

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#4

Someone To Hate It All With

Someone To Hate It All With

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Karol Chydziński
Community Member
4 years ago

well... everybody hates such couples :D

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#5

Relationship Status

Relationship Status

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Julia Daly
Community Member
4 years ago

This is me with my cat all the time

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#6

imagiNATION

imagiNATION

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

Painfully fake, but funny

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#7

Accepting The Fate

Accepting The Fate

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

And that cat will NEVER Judge you for it!

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#8

My Two Night Stands

My Two Night Stands

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

... and a bed I don't have to share! one i can sleep on diagonally and naked if i wanted! How bow dah!

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#9

Kiss Cam

Kiss Cam

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

That girl with the pizza is my soul mate!

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#10

Meeting New People

Meeting New People

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Elin Aasen
Community Member
4 years ago

You're mah soulmate.

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#11

Best Companion

Best Companion

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yulia missy
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol

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#12

The Lonely Dog

The Lonely Dog

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IdilS
Community Member
4 years ago

The dog has been traumatized!

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#13

Patiently Waiting

Patiently Waiting

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Daniëlle Raats
Community Member
4 years ago

Owh... now I feel for you.

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#14

Two Kinds Of Dates

Two Kinds Of Dates

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

I take the Whiskey

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#15

The Only Single Person

The Only Single Person

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Fatemeh
Community Member
4 years ago

You're not single!You have chips with you!

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#16

Single vs. In A Relationship

Single vs. In A Relationship

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Karol Chydziński
Community Member
4 years ago

I can understand that guy :P

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#17

A Cycle Of Sadness

A Cycle Of Sadness

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Karol Chydziński
Community Member
4 years ago

but I don't think she can get out of the house and walk wherever she wants, so no way, she single

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#18

The Infamous Selfie

The Infamous Selfie

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Socially Awkward
Community Member
4 years ago

Literally me.

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#19

Hide The Desperation

Hide The Desperation

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

whooooops

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#20

Table For One

Table For One

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Mikael Porttila
Community Member
4 years ago

sriracha sauce <3

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#21

He Can Hear You!

He Can Hear You!

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Markus McCloud
Community Member
4 years ago

What!? No! I RELISH the idea!

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#22

A Valentine's Date

A Valentine's Date

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Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

I am milk, I am red hot kitchen, and I am cool, cool as the deep blue ocean ♬♪

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#23

Single For A Loooong Time

Single For A Loooong Time

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Marcos Zamarripa
Community Member
4 years ago

lmao, I wonder when a dildo with solar energy will come to ladies.

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#24

Single People Jokes

Single People Jokes

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

Not if they have a dog

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#25

Me vs. A Calendar

Me vs. A Calendar

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Why so pessimistic? Let's try again: What's the difference between you and a calender? A calender has dates, but will never fall in love. You may have no dates, but still chances to fall in love.

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#26

Joke Is On You

Joke Is On You

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Stefan Groot
Community Member
4 years ago

ouch but pretty much my story.

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#27

The Future Is Clear

The Future Is Clear

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

That seems like a really good place to be

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#28

Dating Tips

Dating Tips

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Guinea pigs make squeeky sounds if you tickle them, I am told.

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#29

Single People Jokes

Single People Jokes

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E Menendez
Community Member
4 years ago

I actually have found that. If you are single and tell your friend they really deserve better than what they have (like someone with a job or at least actively looking for a job cause things happen, or someone that doesn't ask for rent money cause they drank it-again) you are just being jealous.

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#30

Valentine's Plans

Valentine's Plans

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Marcos Zamarripa
Community Member
4 years ago

Me everyday.

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#31

Dancing With Myself

Dancing With Myself

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AcousticGString
Community Member
4 years ago

Reminds me of middle school dances "ya'll make sure you leave enough room for Jesus, now, you hear!?"

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#32

Lower Your Standards

Lower Your Standards

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Bryan Mitchell
Community Member
4 years ago

Charlene?! *sobs* You cheating bitch!

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#33

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

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sunnyrei82
Community Member
4 years ago

I love her! LOL

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#34

Telling The World

Telling The World

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Jörg Zingler
Community Member
4 years ago

Cat Lady to be....

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#35

A New Single

A New Single

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I remember this dude from other series of tweets posted here. He seems to tweet more than I comment on Bored Panda.

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#36

Holding Hands

Holding Hands

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Jörg Zingler
Community Member
4 years ago

Awwwwww

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#37

Perfect Date

Perfect Date

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd prefer the nutella at this point

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#38

Ideal For Valentine's

Ideal For Valentine's

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Now Now, lets not be sexist ... this can apply to some single fellas out there too!

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#39

Because Grammar

Because Grammar

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Aqeelah Kazi
Community Member
4 years ago

My boyfriend purposely miss-pronounces the word and after I correct it, he looks at me andgoes like "I am so proud of you."

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#40

Single By Choice

Single By Choice

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Elin Aasen
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahaha! Clever.

#41

The Dating Pool

The Dating Pool

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Sweep the Leg
Community Member
4 years ago

ACCURATE!!!!!!!!!

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#42

If You Need Someone To Talk To

If You Need Someone To Talk To

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DuheVon Hill
Community Member
4 years ago

Pizza is bae

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#43

Why Do You Ask?

Why Do You Ask?

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rakuninaru
Community Member
4 years ago

obviously

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#44

Social Labels

Social Labels

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Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, that's a fair point!

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#45

You Know, This And That

You Know, This And That

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

that guy is on fire!

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#46

Friend Zone

Friend Zone

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Cindy Kruth
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow. Rejected by your own voice. That or someone could hear and was yelling back...

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#47

Queue Up

Queue Up

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Darmonelle Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

At least he got that one guy in the background...

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#48

Pizza My Heart

Pizza My Heart

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

Pizza the Hut's son

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#49

First Date Emergency

First Date Emergency

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Samantha
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh my god, I just almost fell out of my chair laughing.

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#50

Single, Male, And English

Single, Male, And English

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Give0rTake
Community Member
4 years ago

He's cute

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#51

Third Wheel

Third Wheel

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Alanna Wakefield
Community Member
4 years ago

Its never fun being the third wheel on a date lol but I'm the bright side at least you got out of the house for a while

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#52

Grandma Can't Wait Any Longer

Grandma Can't Wait Any Longer

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Wht Grandma, what big teeth you have!

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#53

Valentine's Plans

Valentine's Plans

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LizzyM
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah!

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#54

It's A Date!

It's A Date!

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Daniëlle Raats
Community Member
4 years ago

hahaha

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#55

Making The Best

Making The Best

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MarPoppy Perez
Community Member
4 years ago

me tonight....

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#56

Dinner For Two

Dinner For Two

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Jennifer Anne
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHA! Omg some get me my inhaler!!! Hahahaha!

#57

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
4 years ago

Are you insane? You need to give them a head protection as well, or else everything will fall out on the way

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#58

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

You do not have to, either, if your girl and you agreed that Valentines Day is just an invention and being affectionate every day is by far the better choice!

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#59

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Tracy Baparam
Community Member
4 years ago

yeah me.

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#60

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Madison Brown
Community Member
4 years ago

Bad timing

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#61

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Sew what?

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#62

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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criminalgirl
Community Member
4 years ago

Are you stalking them???

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#63

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

You date spiders?

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#64

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

all the chocolate on clearance the next day is nice though

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#65

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Socially Awkward
Community Member
4 years ago

Me too!!! My bed:🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

#66

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL, I refuse to take part. It's all fun and games until you are 30+ and single.

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#67

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

Um... is she gripping his junk for support?

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#68

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Kaiden Coughlin
Community Member
4 years ago

my friend saw this and said "MEEE". Every single girl at the table looked at one another knowingly and glared at him bc they've all liked him back at one point... when you think you're a third wheel but not..

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#69

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

This is a strangely odd picture.

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#70

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Katie Jamberri Nails
Community Member
4 years ago

Ouch!

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#71

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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Vera Deme
Community Member
4 years ago

I feel exactly the same way! Ah

#72

Single People Joke

Single People Joke

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