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Among the many things that make people different, humor is one of them. What one person finds hilarious, another might find oddly unfunny. But that only makes our world more interesting, doesn’t it?

Today, we’ve put together a list of memes and jokes shared by the Instagram page "puncrastination." While some of these jokes might go over certain people's heads, for others, they could be the peak of comedy. So, check out the list and let us know which side you align with!

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#1

Spring lambs in a farming meme for puncrastination laughs.

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Sparky
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lucky to have such friends.

PFD
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a few months later ask who wants to place an order

Ruthie R
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And still people eat them.

Becky Samuel
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Otherwise there wouldn't be any spring lambs. No demand for meat = no livestock.

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Julie S
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need friends like this.

Weaponized Beef
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cutest animals of the whole animal kingdom.

Mavis Garland
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hop the pictures don't make you long for a lambchop...

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    #2

    Reddit thread screenshot with puncrastination memes and funny comments about single guy meals.

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    Nate B
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once made and ate a mayonnaise sandwich. Just two pieces of bread and mayo. Then I ate a second one.

    Trash Panda
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mayo sandwiches are underrated

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    M O'Connell
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a dill pickle hot dog once. Bun, onion, mustard, tomato wedges, and a great big fat whole dill pickle instead of a hot dog.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tinned stewing steak, peas and rice; or tinned minced beef and instant mash microwaved cottage pie. I was an impoverished student at the time. And I'd eat them again!

    BandM
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had sleep for dinner once...

    Deep One
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slam sandwich: you take two pieces of bread and slam them together. :)

    Oops
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This salad is genious!! i will try this at home.

    Maya Rajesh
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a phase through 6th and 7th grade where I would eat ONLY extra crunchy peanut butter sandwiches for lunch. If I was feeling ambitious, I would have like 5 strawberries. I really don't know why.

    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crunchy peanut butter and sliced apple sandwich.

    Kris
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot dog buns with nutella

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    #3

    Funny puncrastination meme about huskies called "the mafia" slipping on tiles at daycare.

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    Beachbum
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣❤️ I love this so much!

    cj be like
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is something you'd only see on Tumblr

    BP Aunt C
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Husky Mama, I completely approve. I can also confirm that in most cases, 99.3% of them, the hard look is just that; a look. 👀 🤭

    Encyclopedia Britannica describes humor as “A type of stimulation that tends to elicit the laughter reflex.” While no culture is unfamiliar with humor, people from different cultures (and sometimes even within the same one) can have different ideas of what is funny. 

    Bored Panda's interviewee, meme enthusiast Gerda, said she has surely noticed this fact in her life. For example, when it comes to memes, if she wants to send them to people in her life, she always has to adhere to their sense of humor. Granted, she understands that such an observation isn't something profound, yet, it still felt worth mentioning.

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    So, basically, there are quite a few different types of humor, which can be categorized in several ways. For instance, some differentiate between 9 different types, starting with physical humor – which includes everything from clowns to mimes or just a simple “someone falling over” shtick. 

    #4

    A funny puncrastination meme about a misunderstanding during a heist involving a 'safe cracker'.

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    #5

    Funny meme about body shaming exceptions for a cat described humorously with playful adjectives.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my neighbour's cats is shaped like a bloomer loaf. She is wider than she is tall. I'm not sure how she can possibly be so agile. She seems perfectly happy, but she does look like an elephant sat on her!

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you are a baddy-waddy-catty owner destroying your cat's health.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Fatty Fatty Boomba Latty in my house. Dude's belly sways when he trots. Yes, he's on a diet. Yes, he hates me.

    Neopet22
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with my Alice,I always body shame her but in the most lovable way 🤣

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    #6

    Dog wearing a sun hat to prevent sunburn, showcasing funny puncrastination-themed humor.

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    Nix
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHE IS LOVELY IN HER HAT HOW DARE YOU 😍

    Shaggy
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wifie puts a dab o sunscreen on our dog's nose every time she goes out. Same thing... (she is a cutie btw)

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get a dog to keep their hat on? (Asking for a small friend.)

    Kris
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect name for this ol lady

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    Then, there’s self-deprecating humor, where a person makes fun of themselves. It’s quite popular among stand-up comedians and in online memes. 

    The third type of humor is the surreal kind, or, in some cases, absurdist comedy. It revolves around rather nonsensical themes and bizarre juxtapositions – basically, it’s all about silliness

    What follows is improvisational humor, which, as its name suggests, is comedy without a plan, something that’s made up on the spot. After that comes wordplay humor, where, again, as the name implies, laughter is expected to be caused by witty language twisting. One of the best examples of such humor is puns, or so-called dad jokes

    #7

    Beluga whale with a caption about forgetting board game rules, embodying puncrastination humor.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get how people can read the instructions that come with the game and understand how to play. I always feel like I'm trying to read another language

    Tropical Tarot
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex has ability to glance at board games rules and be able to teach it to the group.

    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that the reason for splitting up?

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    Oops
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with card games - i think they are all crazy.

    Apatheist Account2
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    9 months ago

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    You can tell that if this is the best, the rest are not worth bothering with.

    #8

    Puncrastination-Memes-Funny

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    BrownEyedGrrrl
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want some caramelized onions.

    JoMeBee
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but my man doesn't eat onions...

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    Doc
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL head slap. I'm sure glad I had a grandma who taught me to cook.

    Deep One
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day had a ham and swiss on rye and thought this would be awesome with caramelized onions. (Normally I have american cheese and brown mustard. Maybe pickles.)

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a "spectrum" of caramelized onions and a further "spectrum" of onion types. So many variations in fact, that every person on Earth can have their own unique variant. (Sorry, I like onoins.)

    M B
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to understand what actually happened there

    Talis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question! I've searched for it to figure out whether "caramelizing onions" is a slang term. But at least the first dozen search results indeed were recipes how to caramelize onions...

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    #9

    Funny puncrastination meme with a sea bass labeled "Seabasstian" underwater.

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    Nova yt
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew is named Sebastian and my avid fisher uncle nicknamed him seabass.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought it was short for "seabass and eat it." /j

    The 6th category would be topical humor. Think of Saturday Night Live (or any other similar sketch comedy show), where jokes are almost all based on current events or trends. This type of humor requires the comedian not only to have a great sense of humor but also to have a thorough understanding of what’s happening (from elections to pop culture) and have the ability to transform it into effective humor. 

    From time to time, Saturday Night Live gets criticized for not being funny, while other times, their sketches, like the “Bridesmaid Speech” from October 2024, blow up on the internet, as many people find them amusing.

    Our interviewee, Gerda, has said, "I don't really follow Saturday Night Live sketches myself, but if encounter them on social media I use, like TikTok or Instagram. I watch them and have to admit that some of them can be pretty funny. Others, not so much, but maybe that's just not my sense of humor."

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    So, basically, while maybe not every single one of their sketches is comedic gold, some are very good examples of funny topical humor.

    #10

    Funny Puncrastination meme about a friend lured by stew talk.

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    Leigh
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist there's an actual guy named stew at home.

    Nadia D
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s a decent bro, no wonder it works all the time

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    Terri Martin
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is why does this guy always have stew just readily made? Does he eat other foods?

    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: The meat in the stew is the last person the line worked on.

    #11

    Funny puncrastination meme about incremental alarms and affection.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I'm guilty of doing this for years the only person I've got left to say these words to me is myself

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a coincidence that I told my boyfriend the exact opposite of that yesterday

    Joanne Earle
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never and will never use snooze.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm. My wife: radio programmed on 06:00, gets up 07:30 to 08:00.

    Tamara Mays
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said no one who endures it lol. i accuse myself of this alarm crime lol

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    #12

    Spotted cuscus on a branch, part of a puncrastination meme highlighting funny animal looks.

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    Weaponized Beef
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't expecting to actually see the silliest animal, but here we are. I have a new standard of comparison.

    Jay Scales
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went on google images - some of them are spotted in ginger & white!

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    PFD
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy puzzle, I spotted it straight away

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    Inigo Montoya
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few thousand platypuses thank you for passing them over.

    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pale, middle aged white guy wearing shorts, sandals and black socks.

    佳侖 潘
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not dumber than Cheilinus undulatus

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know these existed! They are adorable!

    Oops
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the spots`?

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    The next type of humor is bodily humor—yes, it’s about bodily functions. After this follows dark humor. This usually involves dark, depressing themes, but is packaged in a kind of comical wrapper.

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    And the last one we’re going to discuss today is observational comedy—when a person makes fun of aspects of everyday life. Again, this one is loved by stand-up comedians and memes, as it usually touches on relatively relatable topics, allowing many people to understand the essence of a joke.

    Gerda revealed that she is among the people who love relatable memes: "I like humor that relates to my life, it makes me feel seen and makes life situations a little bit funnier."

    #13

    A funny meme comparing two-factor authentication to answering riddles.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know my name, my favourite colour and what my quest is

    Major Harris
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what is the air speed velocity of an un laden swallow?

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    Brad Simcoe
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the Capital of Abissinia ?

    Myoviridae
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the capital of Assyria? In the time period for Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the answer was Nineveh.

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    #14

    Funny puncrastination meme about doing Wordle instead of assignments in a college library.

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    char
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an hour to finish my paper? ok, but I really just need to play solitaire right now, like that feels more pressing

    Maya Rajesh
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *has a whole week to finish an essay* O MY GOD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD *has 2 hours to finish 3 essays, 1 math project, and 7 book analyses* nahh bro it's fine, I'll go read fanfics and listen to sad music. that's like way more important

    cj be like
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a fellow caroline who loves wordle. i feel complete

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    #15

    Humorous meme about drinking water and life, capturing the essence of funny puncrastination.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same water that drowned Jack in Titanic...I don't think so!

    Maya Rajesh
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My solution is just not drinking water 😝

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    We’re pretty sure that on today’s list, you can find quite a few examples of the latter type of humor. As we said, online jokes feed on observational comedy, and since the list is made up of exactly those, such a possibility is likely.

    If not, they probably fall under one of the other categories. So, we urge you to check out the list and decide how you would categorize these memes! And, of course, do not forget to give them some upvotes!

    #16

    Funny Puncrastination meme with labeled objects: football, soap bar, church van, general bus.

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    Nix
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks more like a Specific Bus

    Khavrinen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it was a Colonel Bus that got promoted.

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    Sparky
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nathan Pyle is a national treasure. If you don't know him, Google him.

    Inigo Montoya
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have gone crazy back in the era of "generic" products in grocery stores. "BEER", "TOILET PAPER" , etc

    Curbz81
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would love no name brand products

    Highfalutin Heron
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is General Bus and what is he doing in my parking lot?

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    General Bus didn't snatch victory from the jaws of defeat without losing a single soldier for you to disrespect him like that.

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    Maya Rajesh
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things really do need to be labeled. I once had my brother tell me that soap was just a big Tic Tac. He then proceeded to try and eat it.

    The Abe
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something out of the Strange Planet comic. Oh wait...

    Terri Martin
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the funny part went right over my head.

    Joanne Earle
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nathan Pyle's cartoons are soooo awesome.

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    #17

    Funny puncrastination meme about pirates spending years at "C" while learning the alphabet, subverting the expected "arrr" joke.

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    Geraint Davies
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternate version : What's a pirate's favourite letter? Arrrr? Naaay laaad, that'll be the ceeee

    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have to wear a patch because the "I" is missing.

    WindySwede
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to read it aloud to understand.. 😅😸

    Maya Rajesh
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No actually it's because they had to find the "X" that marks the spot

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    #18

    Funny meme with tweets joking about grave depth and coffin strength, related to puncrastination.

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    Nix
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How...secure is this cemetery?"

    Pandemonium
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear it's very popular. People are dying to get in

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    Cuppa tea?
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have cameras monitoring the graves? Motion sensors?

    MrLiesegang
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could we deattach the Head? Just to be sure…

    Lucas
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But we've only just finished reattaching it..."

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    Orysha
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are thet armed guards preventing zombies to get out of the cemetery?

    Michael Largey
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the services. "I brought the stake, but of course my husband forgot his hammer. Do you have one we could borrow for a few minutes?"

    Deborah B
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the mortician to put you face down in the casket.

    me McG
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't discount a cost ratio comparison of functionality vs ornamentation for good measure.

    Maya Rajesh
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *anxious noises* "Are there any nearby bottomless pits straight to HeII? I hear he might be headed there anyway, why not speed it up?"

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    #19

    Funny puncrastination meme about bright headlights visible from 4 miles away across a bay, with humorous text commentary.

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    Geraint Davies
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you be so naive. They were obviously signaling the mothership.

    Talis
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T'en years ago, "Maybe it was a Tesla coil" would have been a nice pun. But not anymore... 😕

    Kat Alison
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loathe those lights. Makes me want to keep a flashlight in the car to shine back at them.

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    #20

    Funny puncrastination meme asking for entry-level thoughts for beginners in thinking.

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    Shoopyfloop Roundbird
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duran duran is neither duran nor duran. Discuss.

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trains, pickles, or bÖÖbs are always good places to start for people who are looking to break into the field of thinking, but don't have any practical experience. After a couple of weeks, you can move on to more advanced concepts such as the water cycle or the immortality of the crab. Just remember to steer clear of anything french or german until you're absolutely sure you're ready

    Nosirrow
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was six, I invented a game. I would randomly stop thinking and recall thoughts that led me to my current thought.

    Valentina Arlati
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro it lit says "from earth" up there lol

    Maya Rajesh
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why eight is spelled like that? should it not be ate? grammar is why like this? why is burger unhealthy if burger content is healthy very? why typing I am like this? life is what? aghhh

    Terri Martin
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thinking just won’t quit….you can have some of my thoughts but I doubt you could them🤣

    Kat Alison
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you exist? Descartes said, “I think, therefore I am.”

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    #21

    Cute kitten meme with playful comments about preschool and studying toys, related to funny puncrastination memes.

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    Spark
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll be a master of cardboard boxes.

    The Queen Of France
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE HIM!!! I want to take him home and pet him and cuddle him and call him George!

    Maya Rajesh
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks very overwhelmed, perchance he needs a... CUDDLE BREAK🥰

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    #22

    Funny puncrastination meme with a moth captain, humorously heading toward a lighthouse.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full steam ahead...or whatever is the thing for ships....full rudder ahead...or mast, sail...not sure lol

    Phoenix Burn
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's literally full steam ahead for ships, it's an instruction to the engine room to allow the maximum amount of steam through the turbines to power the propeller. Ahead is put the gearbox into forward gear not reverse. So full marks, well done. /geek out

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    Brian Droste
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a story I read one time or heard about a navy ship, I think it was a aircraft carrier. It noticed another "ship" approaching . It informed the other "ship" it need to change it course. The other "ship" informed the air craft carrier it need to change it course. This went on 3/4 times. Finally the other "ship" informed the air craft carrier that they cannot change its course because they were a lighthouse.

    Lucas
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A more full version that I remember goes something along the lines... "The Canadians radio the Americans at sea and say, you need to sail 15 degrees south to avoid collision with us. The Americans radio back in outrage and say no, YOU need to sail 15 degrees north. The Canadians radio right back and say, you MUST sail 15 degrees south to avoid collision." This goes on for a while. Then the Americans radio and say "LOOK. We are a flotilla of warships, battle ships, submarines and an aircraft carrier. We demand YOU move or we'll be forced to take action against you." The Canadians radio back, "Fine. We're a lighthouse. Your call."

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    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Variation on a Milton Jones joke.

    prashanthemm
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a elaborate set up for a Norm Mcdonald joke

    #23

    AI-generated pigeons compared to real baby pigeon with humorous caption about dentist office artwork aversion.

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    grilled cheese
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f**k ai art tbh 🤷🏾‍♀️

    Ben Aziza
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey hey please go look at the new boston dynamic video. Carefully reconsider the use of words that could anger our future overlords.

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    Maya Rajesh
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my opinion, the real pigeon is MUCH cuter. Try and change my freakin mind >:)

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand, that's the cutest little baby I've ever seen

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    #24

    Funny Puncrastination meme about taking cryptid-style photos for humor.

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    Robert Millar
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candid, candid? Say no more Squire.

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    #26

    Funny puncrastination meme about driving slowly under the speed limit.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is the opposite, attempts to break the record between stop signs. Caught her going 73 on our local county road, yet, on the 4 lane she doesn't use cruise control. I want to see the term "best thing since sliced bread" updated to "best thing since cruise control"...one less d**n thing to keep track of and increase awareness of driving.

    Arthur Waite
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my little Toyota, cruise control saves me gas (= money). Around town, I can get 10-12 Km/L, out on a nice boring highway, it goes to 16-18 Km/L. I keep track of each fill-up, just to satisfy myself.

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    Neb
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why the f there are three of you in all the lanes?

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    #28

    Funny meme tweet about bagels with cream cheese being one of the top 20 human inventions.

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    driedgrapes
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cooked in a frying pan with cheese in between.

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    Lost Panda
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bagel with the creamy, creamy, cheesey, cheesey cream. And you said you would, 5 minutes ago. So get up, and drive me to the bagel shop. (Wonder if anyone will get that reference XD)

    Strahd Ivarius
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kouign-amann being at the top, of course

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    #29

    Funny puncrastination meme about curiosity featuring a humorous social media post.

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    CK
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man in the yellow hat is a monster. He kidnaps a monkey from the jungle, takes it home, and treats it like a child, and then he gives the monkey the responsibility of being a good little monkey and not being too curious. Then everyone gets angry at the monkey for making trouble. Dude, it's a money that you left unsupervised. What do you expect?

    Kelly H. Wilder
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that George followed the Man with the Yellow Hat home from Africa, not because he was kidnapped.

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    #30

    Funny puncrastination meme with anteaters in a washing machine.

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    Weaponized Beef
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *shocked and disgusted face* (but mildly intrigued)

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    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When situated in the washing machine, they're Odor Eaters.

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    #31

    Funny Puncrastination meme about performative mustaches with over 4.2M views on social media.

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    me McG
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tiny little cane and straw hat is the big give-away. Vaud-Ville...68bcd6.jpg Vaud-Ville-67ddac568bcd6.jpg

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which of those is a p uss y tickler?

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    #32

    The meme humorously compares Big Dipper stars with a squashed spoon, showing puncrastination at its funniest.

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    Learner Panda
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it looks like a saucepan.

    Hetal Vyas
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it also called The Plough?

    Malsumis
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait the "dip" is spoon? my dad always said it was a roller coaster xD

    PFD
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait the big dipper is supposed to be a spoon? I thought it was named after the rollercoaster

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    #33

    Funny Puncrastination meme about anatomy video, featuring a person with two skeletons, explaining pelvic differences humorously.

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    WindySwede
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For artists? Good it wasn't for nurses and doctors!?

    Trillian
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression of the female skeleton says it all

    PFD
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8:45 if you too have to see this https://youtu.be/-GA8oC9PFQo?si=WgvzeI1GdrDWlVk4

    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the link.It was informative and amusing.

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    Maya Rajesh
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the skeletons look traumatized

    cj be like
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'oh god babe are you okay?!?!' '...my... my holes...'

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    Sparky
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not going to forget that lesson.

    Lee Gilliland
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is aware that going in at the top and out at the bottom are real things, right? That the real reason that works is because the female pelvis is engineered to hold the baby in place?

    #34

    Funny meme about unexpectedly emotional movies with playful covers, featuring Mamma Mia, Barbie, and Turning Red.

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    Clown fish
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cried at Barbie and wild robot

    Azari Azalea
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven’t watched wild robot but it gives me Iron Giant vibes and that s**t still makes me cry

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    #35

    Chart meme comparing Bigfoot and giant squid footage; highlights cryptid humor.

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    #36

    Funny puncrastination meme: person apologizing for their aggressive dog, implying it knows others were born out of wedlock.

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    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That insult lost a lot of power in the last couple of centuries.

    Queen Boudicca
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah...now we call someone that who deserves to be castigated...not an innocent baby who did nothing wrong and no choice in the matter. So, it actually gained power by correctly identifying people worthy of shame.

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    #37

    Twitter exchange featuring Puncrastination memes with users discussing smiley face characters.

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    cj be like
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does english have the emoticon :) then? or does that not count

    me McG
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moving to a new land and killing its occupants counted as "blessed" in the old testament. 🛐

    Sparky
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was good until the last line.

    Anthony Elmore
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally 'S**t(e)" It's the Japanese katakana for Shi and the arabic letter 'te'. mati's assessment isn't wrong.

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    #39

    A funny meme of a cat holding two apples humorously captioned about greed.

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    Geraint Davies
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets see if he's so smug when you bring out the cucumbers.

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't know his life, maybe he owes some criminal doctors a lot of money

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    #40

    Funny puncrastination meme featuring tiny cowboy and Trojan man with pride message.

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    Dave Baxter
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trojan?!? Non-stop statements in the films that he's Roman. Confusing the Ancient Greeks & the Romans is NOT acceptable!

    Kenneth Barns
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And confusing Greeks and Trojans is also NOT acceptable!

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    Analyn Lahr
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's a Roman Centurion.

    Weaponized Beef
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2018? Seriously? Guys. The internet is big and new everyday. You can get more recent humor.

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    #41

    Funny puncrastination meme showing complex network diagram humorously depicting life choices.

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    #42

    Person in green crop top, mirroring movie character outfit in funny puncrastination meme.

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    Robert Millar
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as me when I see myself in the mirror. Minus the femininities, of course.

    Doc
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**n girl not what I see. HOT

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no the bi panic is back. D**n you Matthew Lillard and adorable curly-haired chick with glasses

    #43

    Cute animal toy trio labeled as "frequently bought together," showcasing funny Puncrastination memes.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just Ohio, these are your basic starters throughout North America.

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    #44

    Funny puncrastination meme with a person reacting to a school bus being used for a ride pickup in a map app.

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    Zaach
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once back in the 70s I was on a bus at about 2:00am chatting with the bus driver - when he found out I had some pot at home he gave me a ride to my door (way off his route)

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    #45

    Funny meme depicting skeleton art titled "lactose intolerance" in vibrant colors.

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    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole thing is wrong and I'm unreasonably angry about it.

    CK
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's lactose intolerance is it like homophobia?

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was not until 1899 when Auguste Gaulin homogenized milk that lactose intolerant gay people could drink it.

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    anonymous
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the person making this has a mental illness though

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never sleep again. Thanks for that.

    Zero Costa
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for ppl confused about the title being "mental illness" schmrgl did a whole series on this topic to bring light to mental illness not being taken as seriously as physical ones! his art is fantastic I really recommend taking a look and also buying some of his prints

    #46

    Funny puncrastination memes with a brat-themed farewell party setup, including snacks and drinks labeled humorously.

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    Crystal M
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so confused.

    grilled cheese
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her coworkers threw her a themed party because she was leaving , brat is a music album

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    Sparky
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're ticked that they tried to be nice to you?

    tameson
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she is so touched she is crying..

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    #47

    Funny puncrastination meme about a color named "Spring Tree Green" in an art class setting.

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    char
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it :(

    *raspberry sound
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the whole picture, a kid named a gray color "9/11 smoke"

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