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#2

Random Selection

Final score:

631points

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Slinkman 3 years ago

It's kinda sad if you're singeld out because you are associated by your appareance with people who want to harm others.

212points

To find out more about the community behind the r/Prematurecelebration subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to one of its moderators, u/N8theGr8, who was happy to share some insights.

The mod told us that the subreddit was created by u/potato88, who’s now a suspended user, back in 2013. Some time ago, though, the subreddit had no moderators, so the admins gave it to the current mod team, u/N8theGr8 said.

But since the subreddit revolves around a “kind of niche topic,” it’s not as active as it could be. “But we have half a million subscribers and it stays relatively active,” they added. Right now, the subreddit has 525k members in total and their community is still growing.

#3

Death And Taxes

Final score:

581points

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David Retsler 3 years ago

Reminder- it's illegal for us little people to use the loopholes the corporations bought for themselves.

482points

#4

Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company

Final score:

483points

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Pseudo Puppy 3 years ago

a whingeing arsehole.... oh the cliche of it.... *eyeroll*

245points

When asked about the whole concept of premature celebration that the subreddit as all about, the moderator explained that it “just means celebrating some kind of win or victory before you really should.”

“Like a guy who runs a race and then slows down right at the end to do a victory jump and throw his arms in the air, only to be passed by the 2nd-place guy who then wins the race. Or 'Dewey Defeats Truman' newspaper held up by President Truman.”

#5

2020 Is Going So Great

Final score:

471points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

At least they came to that realization...

139points

#6

Too Soon

Final score:

457points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

Technically, they drove carefully upto the sign. After that, care wasn't necessary.

231points

#7

Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker

Final score:

454points

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Rowlie 3 years ago

Johnny Faller

285points

Marina 3 years ago

oh no! :((

11points

MiaOokami 3 years ago

Johnny Breaker. Johnny Spiller.

4points

Andrea Hall 3 years ago

Faller on his footer.

2points

Chimmels 3 years ago

Johnny f****r

0points

Purr·maid 3 years ago

I don't think he really needed anymore alcohol.

35points

Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Johnny be walkin back to the liquor store for another one.

25points

Candace Fitzpatrick 3 years ago

At least it was only red label

25points

Jessi Zultanky 3 years ago

legit had the same thought

5points

Petra Schaap 3 years ago

and its going straight for his toes, too.

12points

Narwhal Blast 3 years ago

Maybe it hit his toes and didn't break... I feel bad for the guy...

10points

Josh Tall 3 years ago

crying in 3...2...1...

11points

3 years ago

Too bad it wasn't a Johnny Flyer 😃

10points

itsTrini 3 years ago

the fact that he looks like that makes him seem like a scumbag tryna show off what little he has. also great camera work

9points

Ben Smith 3 years ago

Probably was going to be the highlight of that guys life. Too bad

9points

ShutUpsy 3 years ago

Johnny ain't walking no more

7points

Tami 3 years ago

Now that's alcohol abuse!

7points

Tom Susala 3 years ago

Getting F***ed up before he can get F***ed up...

7points

Man with nice beard 3 years ago

Johny slipped

5points

Debbie Lavender 3 years ago

too drunk to hold his liquor

4points

Gyro Pilot 3 years ago

Red is the runt of the JW family

3points

Erik Granqvist 3 years ago

Best way to spend a Red Label. Try a Bunnahabhain or Laphroaig next time. Well worth the extra money.

2points

Mary Peace 3 years ago

Not worth the extra money if he drops it.

2points

Dre Mosley 3 years ago

Meh, it's just Red Label, so no big loss.

2points

Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago

Wake up call in 1, 2, 3

2points

Animal lover❤ 3 years ago

Oops

2points

chi-wei shen 3 years ago

Anyway, too much alcohol isn't good for you.

2points

Evelyn Villanueva Cortes 3 years ago

And that's what happens when you brag

2points

Mark Schilling 3 years ago

Now go back to the liquor store and buy some decent Scotch.

1point

Cip IESAN 3 years ago

He looks like his Guardian Angel saved his life breaking his bottle. Better than a coma.

1point

DanieLegz 3 years ago

He won't even be a Walker after that hits his toes

1point

Darwinist 3 years ago

Now it's Johnny Splinter

1point

Tabitha L 3 years ago

I'm hoping that it landed on his foot and didn't break.

1point

Binxyminxem 3 years ago

Me too

1point

Andrew Harlick 3 years ago

Never understood how Johnny Walker is so popular. We have far far better whiskies than that. It's so bland

0points

Nadja Brandys 3 years ago

poor foot

0points

Fieke Engelen 3 years ago

We saw it, thanks for showing

0points

Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago

It's red... it's shite anyway.... downvote away! LOL Macallan, Oban, JW Blue... but red?

0points

MikeMaxis 3 years ago

Wonder if he cried over his spilt prize.

0points

Mae Mosse 3 years ago

Nooooooo he obviously didn’t deserve the bottle

0points

Jaybird3939 3 years ago

I don't drink anymore, but that just makes my heart hurt (and my liver).

0points

Mark Mitchell Jr. 3 years ago

His toe after the photo was taken broken-big...70f5f7.jpg

0points

okpkpkp 3 years ago

a $25 oops. I feel bad and I don't drink.

0points

Sam T Godfrey 3 years ago

No pity. Maybe if it was an old rare single malt...

0points

23AClark 3 years ago

Poor Johnny. 😁😁

0points

elfin 3 years ago

I wonder how much medical care is going to cost for his foot. Though it should be well anesthetized ahead of time.

0points

KAREN 3 years ago

I would be surprised if it did break most liquor and wine bottles are tested for resilience before being mass produced.

0points

Polly Culberson 3 years ago

Yep, really nice bottle! Now really nice glass shards.

0points

Ashley Wright 3 years ago

He shouldn’t be drinking it anyway

0points

Lisa Tetlow 3 years ago

HAHA!!!

0points

MAKtheknife 3 years ago

Ya Bro! Lick that off the pavement.

0points

Steven Meyer 3 years ago

Hopefully it hits the foot and doesn’t break

0points

nala simba 3 years ago

Guy looks as if he's had enough already.

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 3 years ago

oh crap!

0points

Sharon Vaughn 3 years ago

Oops.

0points

DANIELLA GREINER 3 years ago

more like johnny failer

0points

Dave Emilio 3 years ago

Well red label. No biggie

0points

Merilyn Horton 3 years ago

Ha ha ha !

0points

Tambot 3 years ago

I don't know what would be worse... dropping it and breaking it, or it falling on your toe

0points

Aayse 3 years ago

ohh dear, it hurts

0points

Znaya 3 years ago

He looks to out of it to even notice 😀

0points

luvdemhogs 3 years ago

I'm laughing, pretty hard..

0points

Elaine Mattingly 3 years ago

Mama's prayer answered.

0points

Pauline bennett 3 years ago

He looks like he's had enough or he's just plain stupid!

0points

Marcin Barczyński 3 years ago

Why walk when you can fly

0points

Mary Peace 3 years ago

If you can get your foot in your mouth, at least you'd get some flavour!

0points

Alex Hamilton 3 years ago

OH S**T!!! What a smashing time I'm having today.

0points

Awangutann 3 years ago

imagine it falling onto his foot

0points

*˚tacocat˚* 3 years ago

Not on the foot!!!

0points

Gamer GRL 3 years ago

The Foot!!!

0points

Javiera Gotelli 3 years ago

It belongs in the trash anyway. Especially the red label.

0points

Kevin Donegan 3 years ago

I want to see the next photo and his response!

0points

Just JoLynn 3 years ago

Johnny's about to break a toe or two.

0points

DanieLegz 3 years ago

RIP TOES

0points

Richard Henderson 3 years ago

This picture makes me sad.

0points

Sami 3 years ago

Oops O.o

0points

Lu 3 years ago

Spray tan?

0points

Dana Dara 3 years ago

Why is he showing off the red label??!

0points

fenderfan85 3 years ago

Trying to show off the shittiest whiskey ever?.....I guess.

0points

Sasha Kuleshov 3 years ago

Such a waste of a good whisky :'(

0points

Cameron Washington 3 years ago

du du du du du duuuuuu

0points

Carmen Elena 3 years ago

Keep falling...

0points

Kristof De Smet 3 years ago

Hey, not much showing off with a Johnny Walker Red Label.

0points

Abhijeet 3 years ago

Now keep walking to your home.

0points

#8

Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed

Final score:

442points

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James016 3 years ago

Didn't get robbed, they threw it away

424points

#9

Oops

Final score:

431points

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chi-wei shen 3 years ago

Billions of items but not all items.

176points

#10

Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed

Final score:

412points

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Iapetos 3 years ago

Hopefully for a long, loooong time.

187points

#11

Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone

Final score:

384points

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Slinkman 3 years ago

I would gladly see the i-phone get s**t. Everytime a new model is released, the only thing mind-blowing about it is the price (and people buying it for that price).

353points

#12

Good Lasagaaa

Final score:

367points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

They can do what Chandler and Rachel did in Friends with the cheesecake...

108points

#13

My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story

Final score:

355points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

People need to stop sharing everything

280points

#14

Congrats...

Final score:

350points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

You have to call out the liars. Liars embarrass themselves.

148points

#15

New York Times Article From 1924

Final score:

349points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

"It is believed he will retire to a private life"

171points

#16

That Escalated Quickly

Final score:

334points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

You need help *for both issues*

359points

#17

Four Years Ago

Final score:

326points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

That did not age well. 🥴

209points

#18

Meirl

Final score:

317points

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Slinkman 3 years ago

these kinda cookies are heart to bake

214points

#19

Rip Gary F

Final score:

317points

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Shazz Winchester 3 years ago

That went dark so fast :( RIP Bill

166points

#20

Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It

Final score:

316points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

- Well enforced immigration laws

282points

#21

Never Obsolete

Final score:

295points

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Slinkman 3 years ago

Everything electrical at one point will become obsolete. They are always inventing better s**t.

135points

#22

The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently

Final score:

293points

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Rowlie 3 years ago

They were proofed wrong

78points

#23

This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed

Final score:

291points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Well, it stays on your expensive iPhone which Apple uses to spy on you, but it is also copied to Apples servers and sold to various parties.

90points

#24

A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer

Final score:

280points

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Maul! 3 years ago

that is unfortunate and sad :(

195points

#25

Celebrating Too Early

Final score:

275points

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karla Meixnerová 3 years ago

Yeah, our Prime Minister said that we are "Best in covid" back in summer, and now we are "Best in covid" but from the other side :(

140points

#26

Does This Count?

Final score:

261points

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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago

Very bad man. He was hanged for murdering three tourists (believed to have killed six in total) he was also a drug trafficker and thief. Googled him so you don’t have to.

21points

#27

So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?

Final score:

249points

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SassyUnicornGirl317 3 years ago

Yiiiikes

65points

#28

No Title Needed

Final score:

244points

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Madison Feehan 3 years ago

"This is why we don't get tattoos before the game"

143points

#29

Congrats, You Played Yo'self

Final score:

243points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

How to NEVER GET CAUGHT doing something wrong - STOP posting videos about how to NEVER GET CAUGHT on YouTube!

207points

#30

Self Explanatory

Final score:

233points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

Well, at least they can now rememeber the original date they were supposed to marry.

125points

The redditor u/N8theGr8 continued: “When you're so close to the end that victory looks assured is when a lot of people let their guard down, and don't have the situational awareness to realize that someone else is trying to win too. It's fine to celebrate early, but make sure you're in a safe position to do so.”

#31

You Don't Even Have To Think About Trump Anymore

Final score:

69points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Electoral college really tanked us on this one.

72points

#32

Setup For Failure

Final score:

69points

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

Well it did not happen when he was driving...

35points

#33

No More Delays! Ok Maybe One More

Final score:

67points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

It's about a video game whose release kept being delayed. It was eventually released and wasn't ready so didn't work properly on some consoles. They are still fixing it to date.

4points

#34

It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List

Final score:

67points

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ƒιѕн 3 years ago

And now he's hoping Biden will pardon him....

34points

#35

So, Im In Richmond Va And We Had Some Tornadoes Today

Final score:

66points

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BluEyedSeoulite 3 years ago

Does VA not normally get Tornadoes? We get them in Indiana and you NEVER jinx it!

33points

#36

User Calls Someone Out For A Spelling Mistake

Final score:

58points

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Random Person 3 years ago

I think that this might have been intentional. It is ironic tat he corrects spelling and also msspels the words int teh post.

15points

#37

Racing Mom To The Finish

Final score:

53points

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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

She wasn't going to let him win so fair dinkum he doesn't look back.

23points

#38

Ufc Fighter Is Sure He Is Going To Win

Final score:

51points

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Ricky Omo 3 years ago

Congratulations to the winner. 🔥

6points

#39

Goddamn I Said Wait For It

Final score:

50points

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Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

I am fascinated by how huge those necklaces are. Like, wow!

49points

#40

My Friend Celebrated The Patriots Winning The Afc East A Bit Early Today

Final score:

48points

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Julius Martin 3 years ago

" did a full one-eighty crazyyy"

25points

#41

Rip R/Gaming

Final score:

47points

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K.Kobayashi 3 years ago

Could someone explain this one? Game development team completing a project and showing a disc with the release version on it? What happened after this?

23points

#42

Returning To Earth Sooner Than Expected

Final score:

47points

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Steve Wilson 3 years ago (edited)

Early in my career I programmed & machined a couple of parts for the space station. So you might want to look up whenever you leave the house just in case.

39points

#43

"Everything Was Better In The 90's"

Final score:

46points

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Jack Candy 3 years ago

In their stupid fear of communism the USA created a much more dangerous enemy. You can negotiate with political 'enemies', but you cannot negotiate with religious fascists and madmen. Very similar to Cuba - in the beginning Castro only wanted to get rid of the corrupt US-backed mafia regime. Same with Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh and his people only wanted to be free, and when the USA were hostile, the USSR and China took the chance. Afghanistan? The USA supported everyone fighting against the USSR, but during this time afghan women had the same rights as men, children were sent to school.

2points

#44

Found Inside A Biography Of Hilary Clinton At A Local Book Sale

Final score:

44points

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Watching 3 years ago

She was robbed. Cheated. We all know it.

41points

#45

The Difference Between Jan 13, 2018 And Aug 20, 2018

Final score:

43points

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Star of the world 3 years ago

i dont get it

8points

#46

Germany’s Victory Monument For Stalingrad

Final score:

42points

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Julia Atkinson 3 years ago

FOR SALE. Mint condition, never used

58points

#47

A Friend Of Mine Made A Drunk Decision This Afternoon

Final score:

41points

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Jenn Marriott 3 years ago

Philly Philly!!

17points

#48

How Wrong This Guy Was

Final score:

41points

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Sum Guy 3 years ago

Mifflin Devin is a horrible person

85points

#49

Yes, Thank You Mccain

Final score:

38points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

John McCain saved obamacare for the US. Trump was about to destroy health insurance for the people who needed it most.

35points

#50

My GF Is Studying Cosmetology, She Had A Client Request A Very Difficult Cut And Color Today

Final score:

37points

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Purr·maid 3 years ago

All day? Bleach? 😬

18points

#51

Lt Gen Niazi, Commander Of The Army In East Pakistan Gave This Statement Just Before The War. 18 Days Later He Surrendered Unconditionally

Final score:

33points

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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago

Given that until 25 years before that they and India were the same country (well, colony for the last few years) that was a weak statement at best.

16points

#52

2nd Is Pretty Good Too

Final score:

26points

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Lily 3 years ago

8/100s of a second...so close

9points

#53

Tom Brady Takes No Prisoners

Final score:

25points

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Dana 3 years ago

Hobbes!!!!

18points

#54

Why Do People Do This?

Final score:

24points

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PandaJon 3 years ago

...and why is the tip of the tail coat off the arm and on the table???

17points

#55

Cowboys Fans

Final score:

24points

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$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago

Half of these make no sense to us without a description.

54points

#56

The_donald Celebrates The New Alabama Senator!

Final score:

20points

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Linus Nilsson 3 years ago

It's Roy Moore. He lost.

22points

#57

Rip

Final score:

20points

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Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

Explanation from Reddit: James Gunn was let go from directing Guardians of The Galaxy V.3 because of tweets he made a few years back. https://imgur.com/a/rvbDryr

37points

#58

Goal!!! Wait No

Final score:

16points

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Vince Calabrese 3 years ago

Yay hockey!!!

9points

#59

Read The Comments

Final score:

16points

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Amanda Sherland 3 years ago

Huh? So it wasn't any good or...?

10points