The online dating world is a magnet for creeps, but these cunning users are sending them home packing.

If you're familiar with Tinder or any other dating/hook-up app - let's be real, you probably are - then you've inevitably dealt with a few duds and lousy pick up lines in your day. They ask for nudes right off the bat. Their lack of social skills and knowledge on how to flirt makes you wonder if they're even human. Their earth-shatteringly corny pick up lines hit you right in the cringe.

Fear no more, because thanks to the heroic beings you see below, you'll know the best comebacks when low-lives decide to grace your phone screen. 'Politeness is the strongest weapon' must be a motto for these people, and their affable-yet-savage quotes are guaranteed to leave a scar.

Scroll down below for our picks of the lame, the corny and the funny pick up lines and the best answers to them.

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Silent Skeleton
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3 years ago

Heheh, guys aren't the only ones with terrible pickup lines, and girls aren't the only ones with snappy comebacks :o)

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Caitlyn McCracken
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3 years ago

oh DAMNNNNNN. that was a pretty genius reply.

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Kat Blak
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3 years ago

It should be illegal to reference Shakespeare if you have no idea what the play's about

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Yvonne Bernal
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3 years ago

Touché

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Paul K. Johnson
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3 years ago

At least dude has a sense of humor about it.

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Yvonne Bernal
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3 years ago

Well, he DID say he didn't care . . .

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

Bwahaha - I love it!

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

This is called... 'you get what you ask for' - haha ha ha

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Juana
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3 years ago

Sometimes the plain truth is flat out hilarious.

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Lilya
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3 years ago

Lol wish I could come up with snappy comebacks.

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Caitlyn McCracken
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3 years ago

I am stealing that Hell line.

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Juana
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3 years ago

Amanda girl, you have a sick mind. I love it.

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Silent Skeleton
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3 years ago

This is perfect lmao

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Kat Blak
Community Member
3 years ago

it's a reasonable fear..

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
3 years ago

The corniness hurts me.

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
3 years ago

Woah, that guy went 0 to 100 real fuckin quick

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#17

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

Seriously laughing out loud on that reply!

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Kat Blak
Community Member
3 years ago

feel the burn.

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Superluminal1
Community Member
3 years ago

This could be an ad for La-Z-Boy.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

He's channeling Cyrano.. or Pinocchio!

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#21

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Superluminal1
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3 years ago

Jail bait?

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Dana Mora
Community Member
3 years ago

am i the only one who doesnt prefer tall guys? i am 173 and i like guys about my height

Janice Foster
Community Member
3 years ago

I am 162cm (about 5"4?) and I prefer guys around my height. Tall guys make my neck crick!

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La
Community Member
3 years ago

Love his response.

Stille20
Community Member
3 years ago

..or just don't

Anna Schapó
Community Member
3 years ago

Or you just don't care and like who you like?

ParticularlyGoodFinder
Community Member
3 months ago

Looks like she was the one brought up height, wonder if this was an attempt at negging on her part.

Schrödinger's Dog
Community Member
1 year ago

This is amazing because i am a short guy. I'm lm*o right now.

Trew Windibat
Community Member
2 years ago

Shorter you are the less bruised your knees will be lmfao I'M JK!!!

Sam McKinney
Community Member
3 years ago

Burn!

Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

good one.

Jeanne Deaux
Community Member
3 years ago

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This guy is a jerk, find yourself a nice tall guy, don't lose your time with the shorty mean one.

stacyh
Community Member
3 years ago

I mean.... She started it.

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, it surprised me!

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Undead Soldier
Community Member
3 years ago

so many creeps...

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Luca
Community Member
3 years ago

She was just asking if he was Jewish!

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
3 years ago

Well played... Well played XD

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Punkit Gupta
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3 years ago

"your"

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Yvonne Bernal
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3 years ago

Olé

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

damn that woman is hungry :-)

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Superluminal1
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3 years ago

Those unruly avocados really need to be disciplined.

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#31

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Nancy Arnold
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3 years ago

Very cheesy pick up line !

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Sweep the Leg
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm straight, but her wit is probably even sexier than she is!

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Nathalia Lani
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3 years ago

Sheldon, is that you?

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
3 years ago

So I'm assuming they're just 'run of the mill hoes'?

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La
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't see what was wrong their the wiki link...person asked and it was delivered...

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Superluminal1
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3 years ago

I'm lovin' it. bah da bah bah bah

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
3 years ago

OH DAMN

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LauRa Morgan
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3 years ago

Best one yet

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Cathy Binder
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3 years ago

ew. just ew.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Le OUCH!

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Jhoa
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3 years ago

Had be snorting my drink.

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Wulfur
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3 years ago

I like that he admitted to getting burned

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Silent Skeleton
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3 years ago

heheh, self burn

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#44

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Pi...
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3 years ago

The sun actually does nuffin. The Earth goes around. Someone teach him science!

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Stille20
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3 years ago

Wow... just wow

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#46

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Marie Garmon
Community Member
3 years ago

Ha!

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#47

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Stille20
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3 years ago

That's an amazing response. It's funny and really not mean

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Stille20
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3 years ago

A line like that deserves that response... what is this the 1920s?

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Jasmine Chen
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3 years ago

I didn't even read it.

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Stille20
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3 years ago

Ha ha, that's a troll not a comeback

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

guys really need to masturbate before writing all that crap. it'd slow them down a bit

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Jace
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3 years ago

How??

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Joe Dad
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3 years ago

Lol clever

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

that's the kind of stuff my girlfriend and i do :-)

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Cassie
Community Member
3 years ago

Oops.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Truth

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Jessica Jane
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3 years ago

Better response is, "Yeah, you're hotter when I'm not wearing glasses too"

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Points for trying to salvage!

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ERIN CARNEY
Community Member
3 years ago

OOOHHHHH! Burned bruh!

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Rajani Sarasan
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3 years ago

Brutal

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Caitlyn McCracken
Community Member
3 years ago

Moon face is the greatest emoji of all time to troll people with. Even without fancy legs and a wig

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Stacy Rae
Community Member
3 years ago

I just *MET*

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Wulfur
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3 years ago

So, pretty high I guess?

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Jace
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3 years ago

What the hell kind of pickup line is that? "I'm both freakishly forward about sex AND awkwardly emotional about it". ???

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Elizabeth Dees
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5 months ago

charge ur phone my guy/gal/nonbinary pal/genderfluid...person?

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JEFF THE KILLER
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3 years ago

"Ill wait as long as it takes"

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JEFF THE KILLER
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3 years ago

HEARTATTACK GRILL? * faints*

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