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Moms Of Twitter Reveal Some Funny Things That Happen To Them While Raising Kids (50 Jokes)
While the internet is usually a place for arguments and various opinions, it has long agreed upon its ruler (the cats) and the funniest people around (the dads). However, everyone who is in charge must be challenged from time to time, and it's only natural that cats will be exchanged for dogs and dads… Well, for moms! And very, very rightfully so! As you're about to see, we've gathered a list full of mom jokes (this time, mostly from Twitter), and they are much more sophisticated, high-brow, and hilarious than those labeled as dad jokes. So, why not make a power shift and name moms as the funniest people to read tweets of?
But just why are these funny mom jokes from Twitter so good, you ask? Well, for starters, it's that they are highly relatable. And not to moms - to anyone, really! Another thing is that these cool jokes are basically without any filters. If moms have something to say, they say it how it is, and we do tend to find life's truths to be the most ridiculously funny thing. Also, moms saw you when you were in your nappies, and since you are all grown up now, they can share all the funny stories that they wish. So, although you probably won't find a funny mom tweet that came from your own mom listed here, you can be pretty certain they are about you, too.
Now, ready for the hilarious jokes? If so, scroll on down below and check them out. Be sure to rank the best mom jokes by giving them your votes, and share this article with your mom - she might find these cool jokes just too ridiculous!
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My daughter used to sing 'Dig up the Dancing Queen' ... not sure if she thought she was a zombie or what :D
I hate casserole and pie so jokes on this mom. Don't downvote I'm allergic to most crusts.
Mind blown🤯... Then again my parents always made us nap after school or we suffered immediate homework 😱
My mom should've considered this when she took me to Yosemite, on a hike, 5 miles each way, 6 hours of the day spent climbing- and I was just 11
Me: "Who farted!?" _________ siblings5: *SUPER SNIFF 1000!* _____ Sibling4:the one who smelt it delt it! ______ Sibling3:The one who said the ryme did the crime!
You will miss those little fingerprints when they grow up .. trust me x
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Went with my sister and her kids to the zoo when they were small. Somehow, we missed the meerkats. It was raining and we were tired and it was half an hour back - but I carried the 5 year old back as quick as I could. His eyes opened in wonder as he shouted "look, look - a snail" a crowd of little ones surrounded him to share in the glory of the snail while me and the other adults avoided eye contact.
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5 second rule ... it does depend on if you have dogs though ... could involve wrestling three fat dogs for it :)
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I'm a teen, I don't sleep in until lunch, but I still only eat two meals a day because I don't get hungry at lunch
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My youngest is 16 and I'm still sleep deprived....mom of a band/theater kid.
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Approximately 3 seconds after they tell you that your beautiful
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Accurate. A little trick though. My mom always told us that when she wakes up it is chore time. So everytime we would try to keep her in bed.
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If your daughter is under 10, I'd like to ask - how is that working for you, dear?
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This is why I don't watch Tha Masked Singer. I didn't even recognize Kermit the Frog.
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Just dents!? I remember once I kicked a hole through the wall as a kid!
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just buy plushies and wait for the dog to find them and sleep with them. Then the kids will be quiet with the dog as they sleep. Its super cute.
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What's wrong with that? Any single guy enslaved by laundromats would be envious.
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Ugh, my 11yo currently giggles like mad every time I use the word "come." As in, "Would you come here please?" or "After my package comes." Don't even try talking about most team sports or small, hard-shelled foods that grow on trees...
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My younger brother's second kid is an overly dramatic terror. My mom says that's his punishment for his own childhood when he terrorized her. LOL!
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what is her profile pic? sorry let me rephrase that, WHERE CAN I GET THAT FILTER
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I sometimes accidentally turn the baby monitor off in my sleep... I have no recollection of pushing the button (you have to hold the button to turn it off), and it's standing a meter away from my bed, but I wake up from the faint crying from two doors down and the monitor is off. I'm sure we have very mean ghosts, I've never felt worse about sleeping a few minutes longer!
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Or maybe the kid just realized their room was slowly turning into a death maze and they didn't want to lose themselves in it. Totally not speaking from experience here, why would you think that.
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yeah I kinda hate these their the millennial version of wife bad jokes like some of them are pretty much indistinguishable to them like mommy juice like you need to drink to deal with your kids thats sad you shouldn't have had them
yeah I kinda hate these their the millennial version of wife bad jokes like some of them are pretty much indistinguishable to them like mommy juice like you need to drink to deal with your kids thats sad you shouldn't have had them