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50 Hilariously Frustrating Things People’s Wives And Girlfriends Do At Home (New Pics)
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We all have our quirks, oddities, and character flaws. It’s what makes all of us so unique and lovable! And it’s not like anyone’s ‘perfect’ anyway—every single one of us on Earth has our fair share of habits that (secretly) annoy the people closest to us. Whether that’s stacking the plates in the dishwasher ‘wrong’ or keeping an army of cups and bottles at the ready on our desks and nightstands.
Sometimes, people need to find a place to vent, so they go online to share photos of the things that their wives and girlfriends do that are irritating yet also endearing. Bored Panda collected some of the funniest and most relatable examples for a bit of lighthearted humor. Scroll down to check them out. Oh, and keep in mind that all of these examples could easily apply to husbands and boyfriends, too!
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#1
My Girlfriend Complains That I Always Want To Buy The Same Shoes, Meanwhile
Uncanny 1 year ago
Wash your mouth out! Your girlfriend has excellent taste. All those boots were made for walkin’!
Child of the Stars 1 year ago
As someone without a vehicle who walks (on average) about 5 miles/day just communting, no, they absolutely are NOT made for walking.
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Karen A Kelly 1 year ago
I have the same style of shoes in multiple colors, but that's not weird, right? Right?
Zoe 1 year ago
Absolutely not. If you want to have them, there you are. Why would it be weird?
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Bored Panda wanted to learn more about relationships, embracing other people's quirks, and honest conversations, so we reached out to Glenn Geher, Ph.D., who is a professor of psychology at the State University of New York at New Paltz and a published author. He was kind enough to shed some light on our questions.
We were curious how someone might go about talking about their partner's annoying habits with them if they tend to avoid conflict. According to Dr. Geher, there is no alternative to proper communication if you want your relationship to be happy and healthy.
"The amount of research that underscores the importance of communication in relationships is enormous. Open and honest communication is simply critical to the success of any relationship," he explained to us in an email.
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#2
My Wife Hung A Nice Picture And A Small Shelf While I Was On Duty; Now My Eye Is Twitching
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Ouch. At least you can fix it and the picture will hide the hole from the first nail.
Ace 1 year ago
Well yes, but the problem is that it's the shelf that needs to be moved...
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B C 1 year ago (edited)
I think my partner would spontaneously combust. Truly. We're long distance right now (both at different grad schools), but she always visits for the holidays. I like to hang Christmas ornaments from the basement ceiling in imperfect rows just to mess with her, but this...she would die. I should mention that our pranks are all in good fun and definitely reciprocal. For instance, she likes to play chord progressions, stop right before the cadence, and walk away like the sadist she is.
Mariele Scherzinger 1 year ago
Not too bad in my understanding. You could put a small potted plant next to the picture instead of in front of it.
Ann Coffman 1 year ago
You must be one of those "Optimists" I keep hearing about.
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Jeanne Dansby 1 year ago
Add a tall vase to the left side of the shelf. Not everything has to be symmetrical.
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
How could someone look at this after they just hung it and say to themselves; yep that looks right??? maybe an idiot!!
#3
My Wife Puts Leftover Pistachio Shells Back In With The Uneaten Pistachios
Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
Time to get your own pistachio stashio, this would seriously pistachio me off
David Houde 1 year ago
My wife's sister would put candy wrappers back into a bag of candy rather that just throwing them away. What in the lazy hell is wrong with these people?
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Just as easy to have gotten another bowl to put the shells in, this just makes it more aggravating to find the ones that has not been eaten, again just lazy!!!
"When people stop feeling comfortable being able to communicate with their partners, resentments build—often to the detriment of the relationship. Discussing topics—in empathic and respectful ways—that may be difficult to broach may well pay off in the end," he said.
Meanwhile, Bored Panda was curious how someone might go about becoming more accepting of their significant other's slightly odd behaviors. "Perfection eludes all of us—this is simply a fact," Dr. Geher told Bored Panda.
"Accepting one’s own imperfections is critical for one’s own well-being—just as accepting a partner’s imperfections is critical to relationship success," he said.
"Reframing a partner’s minor imperfections as endearing instead of annoying can go a long way toward cultivating a healthy, loving relationship."
#4
The Way My Wife Opens The Bread
Child of the Stars 1 year ago
As long as it gets put into an airtight, resealable container or bag, I don't see the problem.
Rodney McKay 1 year ago
Ah, but it can be pretty challenging to remove those sticky tape seals.
#5
The Way My Girlfriend “Changed” The Toilet Paper Roll Today. How Do I Tell Her She Needs To Move Out?
Auntriarch 1 year ago
And she hasn't refilled the basket at the base of the holder. Thoughtless.
Christian Golden 1 year ago
Have her take that holder with her. We have the same one and it clatters over like a Jenga tower.
Donald Holder 1 year ago
That's just plain lazy. Looks like something my 10 year old would have done.
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
No loo paper holders in her growing years, perhaps, or she always waited until others changed the rolls ??? Another lass who needs some simple domestic learning
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Yep, she wins the dumbass award for this "someone else will change it" attitude!!!
Joshua David 1 year ago
The animal must be put outside and i dont believe in putting animals outside lol.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Are you familiar with Paul Simon's song, 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover? It's pretty useful.
#6
Told My Wife My Cat Doesn't Need Expensive Toys. Cat Proves My Point
Susie Elle 1 year ago
A good scratching post is important though, and that thing on the left looks like it's done
Dogcat vet (retired) 1 year ago
Actually the beat up scratching post means the cat really likes it so its best to try and refurbish it vs full replacement
Bryan Wright 1 year ago
Reminds me of Christmas mornings playing with the packaging the presents were wrapped in.
Maureen Rouse 1 year ago
Sometimes cats are like toddlers..... the package is more fun than the toy itself.
The Institute for Family Studies reports that nearly half (49%) of all American couples with kindergarten-age children argue over chores and responsibilities. Couples who argued about chores the most were less likely to be happy with the more physical aspects of their relationships.
Meanwhile, the Institute states that other major sources of arguments included money (43% of respondents admitted this was a sore subject), children (41%), being too tired for sex (38%), and how leisure time is spent (33%). Rarer topics for arguments included the in-laws (29%), showing affection (22%), religion (10%), drinking (8%), and other women or men (just 4%).
Meanwhile, Investopedia states that money disagreements, along with arguments about sex, consistently rank as the top two reasons married couples fight. “In both cases, one member of the pair just can't seem to get enough of what they view as a scarce commodity.”
The solution? More open and constructive conversations, as well as setting some ground rules for how both partners should behave. Meanwhile, like most areas of life, honesty really is the best antidote for resentment.
#7
My Wife Never Finishes Her Coffee
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Me neither. I grew up with the possibility of coffee grounds or tea leaves lurking in the bottom of the cup, and I'm unable to get over it
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago (edited)
Same, except it was moving to an area with very hard water that left a tiny bit of a sort of limescale sludge at the bottom of the cup. Been back in a lovely soft water area for 20 odd years and still can’t drink to the bottom of a cup just in case!
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Donald Holder 1 year ago
It's also a huge cup. I don't drink coffee, but if I did, I would use a smaller cup so it stays hot till I'm done with it.
Ann Coffman 1 year ago
Remember way back before coffee mugs how everyone drank their coffee out of tea cups? I imagine it cooled down pretty quick that way.
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I used to forget mine and remember it later, once it was cold. I've solved the problem with a cup warmer. Of course, it warms up a bit much for my liking, lol.
Richienotsorich 1 year ago
In my grandparents' era, you never drank all your tea because of the leaves at the bottom. This seems to have continued in some people despite the almost exclusive use of teabags and coffee drinkers seem to do the same.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Okay, we all have our peculiarities, but does she leave the cups around until they grow mold? I'd lose my sense of humor over that.
#8
My Wife Decided To Save Money And Cut Our Dog's Hair Herself
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Dog looks like it's slinking away in humiliation. Maybe she should start cutting her own hair and paying for the dog groomer instead.
Littlemiss 1 year ago
Please, please either take a Girl With The Dogs course or get a groomer.
Leonel Franco 1 year ago
It looks like a case of adoption, but in the opposite direction after/before!
DEW 1 year ago
The first photo is like the beautiful hard wood floors. The 2nd. looks like the old shag carpet.
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
But is this a fair comparison? First puc looks like it's been blow-dried.
Zoe 1 year ago
And on the second pic, it looks like it's been blown away. But not in a good way.
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My Girlfriend Always Puts Drinks In The Garbage
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago (edited)
My ex husband did this. It was especially irritating because we put our garbage bags on the trunk of the car to drive them to the bin when we leave for work. We have a really long driveway and I leave the bin by the road, rather than dragging it a 1/4 mile every week. After I made him scrub the gross garbage juice off the car, he stopped doing this.
whineygingercat 1 year ago
Clearly needs go re-learn the pre-school lesson: no liquids in the trashcan
Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
She doesn't separate stuff for the landfill from recycling and composting items. Eewwww!
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I just can't tolerate laziness or stupidity. I just wouldn't empty the trash. That's her job from now on. Plus, she'd have to wash the stinky wet bin.
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Dang it people, do better than this, now if the shoe was on the other foot and she were the one who had to empty it and it spilled on her she would be so pissed!!!
Cornelia Neuschild 1 year ago
Doesn´t really matter as long as garbage isn´t separarted. Hehehe.
A bit of objectivity and a dash of empathy can work wonders for any relationship. Before you start criticizing others, it might not be such a horrible idea to reflect on your own habits and quirks.
Are you the type of person who never watches movies and TV shows in fullscreen mode? Do you poke fun at others for doing the same things you’re guilty of?
Do you leave your clothes strewn about the entire home? Are you overly messy or obsessed with neatness?
#10
Wife Nibbles All The Salt From The Pretzels Like Some Kind Of Deranged Gerbil And Leaves The Half Soggy Leftovers On The Bedside Table
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
On the phone on the bedside table even. How about getting her one of those salt licking stones for deer for Christmas?
Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
To be fair, the salt is the best part of a pretzel. But not like this. Maybe she is a deranged gerbil
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago
Buy her a bag of coarse salt and tell her to leave those poor pretzels alone!
Rizzo 1 year ago (edited)
Pretzels are brown!!! I tried to tell that to my local baker but he just he asked if the pulsating vein on my neck will eventually burst. He likes to be funny - so I told him, that Pretzels also MUST have salt on it. Even if everybody removes it before eating - it has to be there in the first place. He didn't even flinch and said "Doctors recommend to consume less salt." and that he is very concerned about the pulsating vein on my neck. I told him to concentrate less on my overall condition and more on keeping old standards but he was already serving another customer. I think he likes me.
Michael MacKinnon 1 year ago
Salt monster from the original Star Trek. Watch out while you're sleeping.
#11
My Girlfriend Was Wondering Why Her Vacuum Was Not Working Anymore
Kira Okah 1 year ago
In a house where every occupant has a long mane, regular de-fluffing of the hoover is something we work on keeping on top of.
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago
Same. Ive found that embroidery scissors work best. They are small, sharp, and pointy. You can easily snip the tangled hair, and pull it out.
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
Nasty!! I clean the hair out before I start vacuuming. Every time. What's the point of cleaning if you're not actually getting anything clean??
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
Me too, when I sewed often, but I had a paper bag hooked under the sewing machine's front corner that I would put all the thread I could into it. The thread caught around the end of the rollers is a nightmare..
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iseefractals 1 year ago
My dad was paralyzed during Vietnam war. He was a big guy, 6'2" and used a manuel Quickie brand wheelchair to push himself around for 30 years, so he had shoulders like a linebacker. But every couple of weeks he would start struggling to get around....and he'd pop the wheels off his chair and find a solid donut of blond hair wrapped around the axel's of all the wheels. I do not understand how women can shed so much and never run out.
Donald Holder 1 year ago
Old technology. Most new models are brushless technologies and actually cken better, and don't put unnecessary ware and tear on your expensive carpets.
#12
When The Wife Cooks Salt Potatoes
1 year ago
Salt potatoes are popular around Syracuse, NY. You boil potatoes with over a cup of salt. After you drain them, they dry and get a crust of salt in them. They're delicious. OP'S boiled over, causing the salt to get all over the stove.
Lynchamigsakta 1 year ago
Thank you I was curious enough to wonder what it was but too lazy to google
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Given my appalling lack of cooking skills, plus the 2 kitchen fires, I will refrain from comment.
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
It is the starch from the potatoes, not salt residue...I hope. Too many potatoes in that pot to start with to be able to boil them without adding more water as it cooks..
Allison Hayre 1 year ago
She was trying to keep the witches away. No potatoes getting snatched here!
Mark Alexander 1 year ago
Once boiling turn down the heat to a slow boil, remove the lid, and lay a wooden spoon across the top of the pot.
MDNHK 1 year ago
I tried that at my dad’s house. It was all good until the spoon caught on fire (he had a propane stove).
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The odds are that if you sit down with your partner and have an open and honest discussion about each other’s habits, you’ll find that you have a lot of things to work on.
Being part of a happy and healthy relationship means supporting each other no matter what, but also being transparent about things that bug you, and helping one another grow and improve. This is different from trying to ‘fix’ someone. We can grow as individuals, but there is nothing in us that is objectively in need of ‘fixing.’
#13
This Is How My Wife Cuts Herself A Brownie
#14
My Wife Always Puts The Butter In The Fridge Like This
Glen Ellyn 1 year ago
The secret is adjusting the wrapper. Sort of like the old days when you had to adjust the "rabbit ears" for a better picture on your TV. 🤭
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sbj 1 year ago
This is just wrong but I'm impressed how clean and sparkling your butter dish is
nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
Seriously. What kind of monster buys egg whites? Especially that "Muscle Boy Poseur" brand?
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Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
In a hurry eh, or too lazy to return it to the butter container? Nice butter dish, too. But I would put the butter unwrapped into that first..might resolve this issue. NB: Egg white comes in. cartons you pour from??? Not in Australia, so many products in the US we have never ever thought about, I guess, or don't want, or better still, need to.
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
well the butter dish beneath it does weigh at least 3 or 4 ounces, she might have broken a nail lifting it!!
Ann Coffman 1 year ago
Or broken the butter dish if she picked it up with... wait for it.... Butter Fingers
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How My Wife Leaves Her Plate In The Dishwasher
similarly 1 year ago
Not everybody grows up with a dishwasher, and not everybody had to grow up washing dishes, unfortunately. Hopefully this is something that would be fixed just by communicating with the person why it's important to rinse dishes before putting them in.
Coffee 1 year ago
I didn't grow up with a dishwasher, but common sense lets me know to fit the plates in between the racks. It's not rocket science to put plates in racks.
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Jeanette Craig 1 year ago
Does she do it differently when she is 'round'?
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Consumer Reports says that American homes typically waste 6,000 gallons of water a year with unnecessary rinsing before loading. A modern dishwasher only uses 3 or 4 gallons of water per run, so running it every single day uses 25% of the water wasted on rinsing. If you have a dishwasher that automatically detects how dirty the dishes are, rinsing can prevent it from properly sanitizing the dishes. I've also read that the detergent is more effective if it has debris to chemically interact with. Another benefit of not rinsing is not having some stinky sponge or such sitting around. Finally, our dishwasher has a grinder to prevent any large pieces of debris from going down (and clogging) the drain. The only compelling reason to rinse is if you have a problem with insects being attracted to dishes sitting in the dishwasher, which can also be avoided by just running the dishwasher on a "light load" setting if it isn't full.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Yes you shouldn't rinse them, but they should have solid pieces of food scraped into the bin first, and it doesn't look like this has been done
Load More Replies... Tina Mercado 1 year ago
Tell her your mother taught you better than her mother. See if she gets offended.
Janet Wilson 1 year ago
I have work mates who do this or stack them on top of each other like there's something inside the machine that lifts every plate up to clean between them. not to mantion the cups sitting where the plates go and plates in the cup part or cups right way up. We also have a clean/dirty sign, instead of clearing the clean they add their dirty dishes to the already clean. Some people need mothering no matter how old they get
This sort of openness is unavoidable if you’re in a relationship for the long run. If you genuinely love your significant other, you owe it to them not to keep your frustrations roiling inside of you. And they owe you the same level of honesty.
Naturally, how you say something is just as important as what you say. There are moments when you need to be direct, but you shouldn’t be overly blunt, blurting out a bunch of hurtful things.
#16
How My Wife Takes Eggs From The Fridge, While Complaining That We’re Running Out Of Room
Scott Rackley 1 year ago
Does anyone else move the eggs to balance the carton, or is it just me?
S Bow 1 year ago
I do, less chance of dropping the carton because it's unbalanced.
Load More Replies... Frozengeckolover 1 year ago
My ex husband would do this. I would put the new carton under the older one, but he would take eggs from the newer one because they were fresher. Fast forward a couple of weeks: the old carton expired half full, the new carton only had a few eggs left, and I didnt buy more because I thought we still had a full carton. I dont eat just eggs (only use in baking), so I eventually stopped buying them and switched to flax eggs.
Phantom Phoenix 1 year ago (edited)
Then you won't know which ones came from the carton with the earliest Use By date, and it'll be the 4th one you crack into your bowl for scrambled eggs 🤢 and 4 eggs thrown out. It's simple to use up one carton at a time
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Rodney McKay 1 year ago
Maybe they've become stuck because of cracks & leaks, but she doesnt want to throw them away just in case you can save them.
Eunice Bentley 1 year ago
If she would even close the lids there would be more room. I don't know what pyscological problem she has with egg cartons but therapy might help
#17
Wife Used My Extension Cord
Storm Rise 1 year ago
Oh hell no! I'm the one who is always untangling and bundling the hubbies computer cables. This just makes my eye (just the one) twitch!
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Our extension cord had a spiral holder, and my ex still left it like this.
#18
My Wife's Bedside Table
Montanavanna 1 year ago
When your local water supply isn't safe what other options are there? We had to do that until we got better water filtering and I felt awful the entire time.
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Valerie Page 1 year ago
The point for me is that she isn't finishing the bottle. And then doesn't take it away from the bedside. That's presuming to start with that your tap water is undrinkable
Eunice Bentley 1 year ago
My grandchildren (all adults) do the same thing beside the chairs in the living room I haven't looked in their bedrooms.
Try to phrase your thoughts in a way that you know your partner will be receptive to. For instance, if they tend to get defensive, you could be more delicate and diplomatic. Use lots of ‘I’ statements about how you feel when they behave a certain way, all while avoiding any direct judgments or dredging up any past arguments.
On the flip side, if you know that your significant other prefers directness or is awful at picking up on subtle hints, try matching their level of communication. You can still be friendly even when you’re firm.
#19
GF Always Lights A Candle Near Dried Leaves
WindySwede 1 year ago (edited)
Take it outside, show her what happens if the[y] touch each other?
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
If this is the person you intend to spend your life with, might I suggest you get your own personal property insurance, cause this twat's gonna burn your house down.
#20
My Girlfriend Never Finishes Her Drinks But Keeps Buying New Ones Anyways
Data1001 1 year ago
Yeah, I'd start a habit of tossing out anything like that which has been sitting there for longer than a day.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Why? Just why? On a similar note, who's lived with someone who puts the milk or juice container back with just a swallow remaining?
#21
How My Wife Puts Up The Vacuum
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
After vacuuming, which I absolutely loath doing, I can understand this level of frustration.
Just because you’re discussing your relationship issues aloud doesn’t mean that you don’t love each other. We’d argue that it’s quite the opposite. Avoiding any sort of conflict means that any resentment you have keeps building up inside you until it finally rushes out.
Meanwhile, if you’re genuinely unhappy in your relationship, you should at least try to work things out. One of the worst things you can do is stay with your partner while feeling deeply unhappy and keeping such important feelings to yourself.
#22
Fiance Is Constantly Leaving Things In Her Driver's Side Footwell
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
The driver's side!? Even my sister (whose car is filled with junk) wouldn't have it on the driver's side, and she's not the most responsible person.
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago (edited)
That second photo has always been a fear of mine. It happened to a friend. She had an un-opened can of soda in the floor. One day, she swerved to avoid a collision, and the can rolled under the brake pedal. She didn't notice it until she tried to stop at a crosswalk. She ran over a kid and hit another car. Everyone lived, but still...
#23
Bought A Brand New Engagement Ring For My Girlfriend / Fiancé Just For Her To Buy A Fake One And Tell Me The One I Got Her Wasn’t Big Enough And She Wanted Something More Noticeable
featherytoad 1 year ago (edited)
You need to rethink the marriage thing. Your wedding is going to cost you a fortune, and things like that shouldn't matter.
John Nelson 1 year ago
When we were married, I gave my wife an engagement ring that was on the small side. Money was tight, and she didn't want us going into our marriage in debt over a ring. For our 10th anniversary, I had the diamond upgraded in size/quality, and again on our twentieth, adding the original stone back as part of a multi stone setting. As our situation improved, so did the ring, and it was a nice way to recognize the milestones.
Victorious Foxx 1 year ago
I love the idea of incorporating the original stone so much!
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Wife Throws Out Whole Loaf Of Bread After Dinner
LillieMean 1 year ago
I would see the future of that bread in the form of Panzanella, Pappa al Pomodoro or Ribollita. I often buy dry baguettes on sale because there are so many wonderful recipes that are built around dry bread. It's downright criminal to see perfectly good bread in the trash.
Lila Allen 1 year ago
Right?!?! I mean that could've been a lovely panzanella or a delicious bread pudding
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Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Or bread crumbs. Honestly, I could not live together with somebody who does that.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Looks like you married above your socio-economic bracket where everything is disposable.
A core part of discussing these minor and major relationship challenges with your partner is just that—discussing it. Nobody enjoys lengthy monologues or being preached at. You can show that you respect each other by actively listening to truly understand each other’s perspectives.
That way, you can look for compromises that genuinely work, instead of one side being browbeaten into submission. A good rule of thumb is that if you’re waiting for your turn to speak, instead of putting yourself in the other person’s shoes, you’re doing it wrong.
#25
My GF: "I Couldn't Fit It In Freezer." I Hereby Apologize To The Whole French Nation
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago (edited)
Hahaha, apology accepted..next time, cut in half and wrap in foil firmly before you freeze French bread sticks
#26
My Wife Insists That All The Bottles Be Placed On The Edge Of The Bathtub. And Every Day I Accidentally Drop Them
Data1001 1 year ago
You need to invest in a holder that drapes over the edge of the tub, so they're not just sitting up there waiting to get knocked over.
kristina law 1 year ago
I think this might be the tiniest tub I've ever seen lol it is pretty cute though
Rizzo 1 year ago (edited)
Same here, but ... my wife bought cork lights and placed big Champagne-Bottles around the tub with the lights on top. She is a bit clumsy and already chipped the washing bowl a month after we moved in. So I told her, that I don't like real glass around the bathtub, but she insisted to have the Champagne-Bottle with the lights on top on the small ledge around the tub. I am currently waiting for a bottle to drop and ruin the bathtub, also. I will say nothing if it happens. She is always right. ;)
#27
My Girlfriend's Desktop
Let’s not be naive, of course, it’s uncomfortable telling someone you care about that you think they’re messy, inconsiderate, or just gosh darn wrong on a cosmic scale. However, until we find a way to read minds, there are no alternatives to finding that smidgen of courage to speak up.
It’s better for everyone. It’s quite likely that your partner never noticed their irritating habits in the first place! And they might even tell you all about yours. Win-win!
#28
My Wife Keeps Telling Me Our Current Teatowels Are Fine And We Don't Need New Ones
Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
Anyone would think that he was incapable of buying replacement tea towels himself. This isn’t a big ticket item that requires a discussion. Just buy new ones.
Hobby Hopper 1 year ago
Unless you've ever been really truly broke, you can't understand how even tea towels can be a luxury.
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whineygingercat 1 year ago
No. Honey, that's a rag. Suitable only for scrubbing the sink/bathtub
ManuelQue 1 year ago
A cloth larger than the dish cloth; it's used for drying dishes by hand.
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Moved In With My Girlfriend. She Says There’s Not Enough Closet Space For Me
YakFactory 1 year ago
How many pairs of similar black shoes does anyone need? Buy one good pair at a time, enjoy them, then replace them with another pair.
Panda McPandaface 1 year ago
Yeeaah.... It doesn't work like that I'm afraid.
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
Get her a shoe organizer/rack. Or a hanging one would work too. That's just a stupid waste of floor space.
Leslie D 1 year ago
If you take really good care of a pair you can get years out of them and some look like shoes you would wear on special occasions
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Gracie Mae 1 year ago
as a female with a fondness for shoes, i still don't understand buying multiple pairs that look similar...i count 7 prs that have similar strappy looks. WHY?!
Lisa Wright 1 year ago
I do this. They are all different but the same. A woman understands this.
chickpea me 1 year ago
Man, be a little creative here, will you. A few hooks in the wall to hang the shoes on should already clear up some free space.
#30
This Is The Toilet Paper My Wife Chooses To Buy (We Are Not Very Poor)
Raffe Raffen 1 year ago
I am convinced cheap toilet paper ends up being more expensive. Toilet paper this thin has a soaking capacity of one drop liquid per mile of paper
Joshua David 1 year ago
I have a septic tank and i get the thin paper. Then again ive installed bidets on both toilets so you dont need much more than that.
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
I use a portable hand-held Bidet...works well.
Load More Replies... Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
This is too thin. But everybody, please consider using toilet paper made from recycled paper and not 6 layers.
whineygingercat 1 year ago
My hubby and I each prefer a different tp. Him=Charmin, me=Angel Soft. We have two bathrooms. No problems there.
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago
I, also, prefer Angel Soft. It apears to be the most cost effective. It's soft, but doesn't leave lint. Despite what the commercials claim, Charmin DOES leave lint. My ex actually preferred the cheap, scratchy stuff. He called it John Wayne toilet paper. He would buy his own. He was weird.
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If you had to be brutally honest with yourselves, what are the things you personally do that you think others find frustrating? We can’t wait to hear all about your experiences—the funnier, the better. Scroll down to the comments section at the very bottom of this list to tell your fellow Pandas all about them.
#31
How My GF Puts Her Gum Back
HardBoiledBlonde 1 year ago
They share spit and other body fluids, sharing gum is nothing.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
A friend offered me an Altoids after a meal before heading to the club. Just as I was about to grab one, I noticed already sucked ones in the box. Nah, I'm good.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I mean it's better than sticking on the underside of a table. Or dropping on the ground. But that's about it. Bin it!
#32
The Way My Wife Leaves The Egg Shells In The Carton Instead Of Throwing Them Into The Trash
Data1001 1 year ago
I do this. Unless you've got a compost container right next to the stove, it's easier than carrying a drippy eggshell over to the trash can, trying to keep it from making a mess on the way. It's not a health issue. It just looks a bit unkempt when you open the carton, that's all.
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago
It is a health issue issue, though. The drippy eggshells can cause bacterial growth; which can get on your hands the next time you handle the carton. It can also leak through the carton, and get on other things in the fridge and around the kitchen. Garb an empty bowl from the cabinet and use it as a scrap bowl while cooking. When you are done, you can empty the scrap bowl into the trash or compost bin. Problem solved.
Load More Replies... Rizzo 1 year ago
I do the same, but only because I am lazy. We seperate trash in Germany and the bio-degradeable trash is always on the terrace (because of the smell) and I never leave the kitchen if the stove is on. Quite contrary to my wife, who can relax in front of the TV and watch whole series with the stove in the kitchen running on full blast.).
DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago
You can crush it and use as fertilizer when they're all empty too. Or reused it with some soil and the container to grow seedlings.
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Joshua David 1 year ago
I do this too. Its easy to see which one is cracked and which one isn't 🤔
Eriel Ramos-Pizarro 1 year ago
Why not drop them in the kitchen sink to rinse off and dispose?
#33
My Wife Doesn't Throw Away Leftover Sauces And Condiments. She Says, 'I Might Need Them, And They're So Cute
Lila Allen 1 year ago
There's a minimum of 24 so assuming 2 sauces per order that 12 takeaways and all appear good so they couldn't be more than a week old. So I'd guess they do takeaways every night
Load More Replies... April Pickett 1 year ago
Throw them out (or recycle them. They may be cute but they could put you in the bathroom or the emergency room.
DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago
I like to keep some but I usually throw out the one currently in the fridge and replace it with the fresh one.
Ann Coffman 1 year ago
Ahh, you must have worked in food service industry at some point. FIFO, first in, first out.
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ILoveMySon 1 year ago
I don't order out a lot but when I have extra ketchup, for instance, I use a rubber band and attach it to my regular bottle.
Load More Replies... Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
Sounds like my mother. When she was in hospital for a few days, I went over and cleaned out her fridge. I thought she was operating a microbiology lab. I threw out all her old and fuzzy items, and replaced them with new stuff at my expense. She yelled at me for a year.
Christina Hvurchilova 1 year ago
If it bothers you, you can always throw them away yourself. She'll get the point.
#34
My Wife’s Computer Screen
Stephanie A Mutti 1 year ago
I used to work with a guy in the military that would rather than point at something on the monitor would touch it. It was NOT touch screen. His paw prints were everywhere.
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
I’m impressed that she can still see the screen through all that!
Sreelakshmi Arun 1 year ago
Macbooks don't use touchscreen, so maybe she was just holding the screen to lift it or something?
Load More Replies... chickpea me 1 year ago
Why not leave her a nice sticky peanut and jelly sandwich between the laptop for next time she opens it. ♡♡♡
Christine Wild 1 year ago
Probably mine too. Usually don’t see that til the light hits it just right
#35
Asked My Wife If She Could Take Down The Lights On The Christmas Tree While I Was At Work. This Is What I Came Back To
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
They are terrible to refold up..looks like she gave up.....some women just do not try enough at taking lights off old Xmas trees eh? I feel for her.
Valerie Page 1 year ago
Try citing this as grounds for divorce. We can all have a laugh at that one. We all have differing abilities ... get used to it and give her a cuddle
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Jen M 1 year ago
Probably right before Ms. Felis-Catus ripped the lights off using her retractably clawed paws, shedding all dried needles as she went.
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How My Wife Winds Up Cords
Gracie Mae 1 year ago
i can testify that it's not necessarily her--i have a very old blow dryer that the cord did that on its own after a while. i wrap the cord around the handle
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
argh even I could not do that ...but it is two cord..cord..extra spring?
#37
Got Some Chicken Nuggets, Went For A Piss And My Girlfriend Greeted Me With This
Data1001 1 year ago
If she's not doing it out of anger or as a practical joke, I would seriously reconsider that relationship, lol.
featherytoad 1 year ago
When I wasn't working, I would make my husband PB&J sandwiches for his lunch. I would take a bite out of each one for a joke.
Load More Replies... Eunice Bentley 1 year ago
Is she looking for the perfect nugget? Time to rethink bringing home nuggets.
#38
Wife Took My Car Yesterday
Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
As young drivers my brother and I had the use of our Dad’s company car on evenings and weekends, he worked on a project for a oil processing company and as a perk had a fuel card that they paid, all we had to do was fill the car after we’d had use of it. Obviously being considerate teenagers we forgot to fill the car, we had no idea why he flipped out every Monday morning when he got in his car and it needed fuel, he had a petrol station right next to his office so why the drama? Now, 30+ years later I totally understand, my partner’s daughter now does the same thing and it drives me nuts, karma eh?
Say No to Downvoting 1 year ago
Super quick question…did your wife happen to have small children with her the entire day also? (Asking as I have seen this complaint many, many times before alongside the point that wife had requested several times that husband please fill up the car for several days prior…like I said, just a question…nothing more….)
Bill 1 year ago
Nahh thats just what wives do. It's all part of the passive aggressive dance we do with each other for fun. Now it's his turn :)
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🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶 1 year ago
My husband does this. Doesn't tell me. I get to figure it out when I'm heading to work.
#39
How My GF Cuts This Cake, Get Out Of My Kitchen
Janissary35680 1 year ago
It's natural for predators to eat the internal organs of their prey first.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
I don't see the problem tbh. We would never fight over the edge (and all-important corner) pieces!
#40
Instead Of Using A Knife To Cut Butter My Wife Sometimes Mashes It Off With Her Fingers
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
I remember there was a pic not long ago on BP where a girlfriend/wife did just that
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#41
What My Wife Throws Away After Making A Sandwich For Our 2 Year Old
whineygingercat 1 year ago
Exactly! And usually, the only thing the parents eat all day.
Load More Replies... Say No to Downvoting 1 year ago
When I am being fun mum and making shape sandwiches, those off cuts become my lunch.
April Armstrong 1 year ago
I spent 20 years eating the crust so my son could enjoy the soft middle. As an adult now, I remind him it's time he enjoy the crust of adulthood.
#42
The Space My Wife Gives Me To Sleep On Our Queen Size Bed
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Sorry I don't see the problem here? Oh, just in, Mr Auntriarch says that's because the problem is me...
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago
She probably wants to snuggle in her sleep. My boyfriend said I kept trying to push him off the bed in the middle of the night. No, it was cold, so I kept trying to get close to his body heat. He kept moving away from me until he was almost falling off the edge. Just snuggle me, and you won't fall out of the bed!
Eve Mraz 1 year ago
Not how that works. If he doesn't want you to snuggle him- don't
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Leah Brown 1 year ago
Is there a pet on the other side of her? Because that I would understand.
Joshua David 1 year ago
Sleep divorces are very real and very relationahip friendly...unless one is insecure.
chickpea me 1 year ago
As long as that blue ball isn’t a gag she makes you use, I’m pretty sure your real problem is the dog.
#43
My GF Doesn’t Mind Watching TV Like This
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
I'd mind the smears on the bottom and the carpet...unless I knew they will definitely not go away because I've tried scrubbing them off.
#44
My Wife When Shoveling
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago
I'm thinking the wife does not want want to shovel snow, and she is making her point by doing it badly..
Tina Mercado 1 year ago
Hahahaha! But look at the bright side, the neighbors didn't even bother!
Valerie Page 1 year ago
What's your problem ? Got a bone in your arm ? As we say in Derbyshire. If you want a job doing well ... do it yourself.
#45
The Way My Girlfriend Squeeze Mayo Tubes
Antonia 1 year ago (edited)
In the Netherlands it does, ketchup too and mustard also
Load More Replies... Valerie Page 1 year ago
I just read the explanations. It's clearly a rich nation's problem. And what a waste. Packaging gone mad
Load More Replies... Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
Oh most women are as bad as men with squeezing all tubed food or pastes
Mecha_Phed 1 year ago
In Italy we have mayo tubes and my partner squeezes them like this..horrible
Data1001 1 year ago
Mayo tubes? Is that a common thing in some countries? Never seen that here in the States.
chickpea me 1 year ago
Patience may not be her biggest virtue but I think you will not easily get bored with that one.
Lene 1 year ago
My bf does this with toothpaste tubes. It annoys me sooooo much but I suppose he's to stubborn to change his ways. Silly potato.
Valerie Page 1 year ago
What a lovely attitude you have. But where do you live ? Here in UK we've had soft plastic toothpaste tubes for over 30 years. They just spring back to shape and if you're as mean as I am you can easily cut them open and use every bit.
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This Is How My New GF Makes Toast
#47
This Is How My Girlfriend Replaces The Trash Bag In The Bathroom Almost Every Time
Never Snarky 1 year ago
At least she replaced it. Hubby just pulls the basket out from the wall when it needs to be emptied. But on the rare occasion that he empties it, this is how he replaces the bag. Pure laziness.
Vicki Perizzolo 1 year ago
that's better than the empty non-bagged trash can I come back to. well, maybe not - at least my trash ends up in the can and not on the floor or wall
#48
How My Fiance Opened The Bag Of Milk
HeavyMetalHeart 1 year ago
I have no idea how you’re supposed to open them. I’ve never seen milk in a bag. Seems like a recipe for spills!
Daniel 1 year ago
They are. They cause spills if adults use them, now imagine when toddlers try to use them. They used to be the standard in Ontario but you rarely see them now.
Load More Replies... Michael MacKinnon 1 year ago (edited)
Since folks are asking: at least, make a clean diagonal ~1 cm long cut at the pouring corner. For added points, make a similar diagonal cut ~0.5 cm at the opposite corner (so the bag doesn't have to collapse for milk to pour out). Kind of like how people used to have to open cans of pop before ring-tabs.
Betsy Knox 1 year ago
That’s how I’d do it. I have no idea how one is supposed to open a bag of milk; I’ve never seen such a thing.
ManuelQue 1 year ago (edited)
Cut off one smallish corner that's furthest away from the pitcher handle. ETA After the bag is in the pitcher.
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My Fiancée Was In Charge Of Getting My Back
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Maybe get the coloured stuff for kids next time, then she can see where it hasn't been applied
Rob Williams 1 year ago
My friend didn't think that sun cream actually did much until she did a rough and ready job on my back. You could actually see every swipe of her fingers courtesy of the French sun!
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago (edited)
Hmm not enough massaging for you either! Isn't there a spray that is suited for sun exposure?
Valerie Page 1 year ago
Did you wait until you were already in the sun? If so, perhaps you could consider getting protected before you leave your room and you would feel the experience better and tell her what bits had been missed
#50
How My Partner Leaves The Toilet When She Is Finished
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Okay this is enough. Toilet paper needs to be relatively germ free if you don't want UTIs.
Raffe Raffen 1 year ago
What's the purpose of this? Airing out the toilet bowl? There are allready small gaps under the seat when it's closed
#51
My Girlfriend Never Watches Movies Or Shows In Full Screen
A Very Glittery Moth Indeed 1 year ago
That’s a bit annoying but it’s probably not THAT bad (idk though)
Ace 1 year ago
Why? (And please explain how you can think that there's nothing wrong with it!).
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ConfusedCub 1 year ago
I play games in windowed mode, not even full screen cuz I can't be bothered alt-tabbing just to check discord
Gwyn 1 year ago (edited)
That's not weird, she's totally ok doing this. That's because it warps it. Those older tvs full screen is due movies not tv shows. The size format is different. And if you watch tv on the full screen size you lose some of the footage, it cuts off heads etc. and she's using YouTube through a browser so it's worse on full screen. I know, I used to have an old tv that did this.the new tvs adjust for this much better. Get her a new tv if you hate it that much.
Ansi 1 year ago
To her defense, wasn't Friends famously filmed like this so if you watch it full screen you could see something like Rachels stand in and so on? Friends enthusiasts, correct me if I'm wrong.
Ace 1 year ago
It's not referring to the screen layout, but the fact that it's playing in a browser window with the address bar, menus and borders still visible.
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How My Girlfriend ‘Handled’ A Spider, And Is Too Scared To Clean It Up
JoeKing 1 year ago (edited)
That's awful, Imagine sitting there, minding your own business and a giant comes along and covers you in foam, and leaves you to die slowly. Just put the spider in a cup and put it outside.. Jesus! I personally leave Spiders alone in my house, they are not doing anything wrong.
Leah Brown 1 year ago
Ya know, people pay money to go to parties to be covered in foam...
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 1 year ago
As long as the spider isn't attacking me or up in my face I let them go about their business.
John Ambrose-Hemmingway 1 year ago
After all the doom and gloom posts on BP (and in the world) lately, the compassion y'all have for this spider gives me a tiny bit of hope for humanity.
Laura Spring 1 year ago
Naked in shower with spider? I find this brilliant. My boyfriend came home once to a rolled up rug with books and a cast iron frying pan on top of it all.
Laura Spring 1 year ago
Sorry, but that's actually brilliant - I'd be in a panic. Naked with spider. Nope.
#53
Under A Tight Deadline, I Had To Stop Everything To Post My Wife's Dinner
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago
Lol. Yes. This looks like something Cthuluh would eat.
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#54
My Wife Keeps Buying New Pairs Of Ear Buds After Consistently Losing Only The Left One
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Look into her right ear, you should be able to see clear through to her left
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#55
My Wife Didn’t Wait For Me To Sand The Spackle Before She Painted
Spittnimage 1 year ago
Sand it then go and tell wifey now she can paint like you didn't notice she already did.
Janissary35680 1 year ago
And now you have a textured surface for free. Some people pay extra for that.
#56
GF Accidentally Spilled Hot Wax On Ps5
Kira Okah 1 year ago
If you do this on purpose, you're a certified arsêhole.
Load More Replies... Bill 1 year ago (edited)
I had one that accidently broke every dish in the house, pictures, my dresser mirror, windows, etc. Came home to find her walking barefoot through the debris breaking more random things. To be fair I had it coming. Edit: Her feet were not cut and I had her put shoes on right away. She got help, I got help, we moved on.
iseefractals 1 year ago
Yeah.....you don't have FIRE near electronics. Either she's the human equivalent of a ginger cat or this was intentional. Either way, she seems to be a safety hazard best removed.
Kira Okah 1 year ago
By the OP, it was a genuine accident, he saw it happen - she tried grabbing the candle off the shelf and it fell over, drippig wax off the shelf and onto the console below. This is an easy clean up too.
Load More Replies... Kira Okah 1 year ago
Old enough to not care what other people think about their hobbies.
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My Girlfriend Moved In
Susie Elle 1 year ago
What did you expect, if she wears make-up regularly? The stuff doesn't just magically appear :p
Hidalgo 1 year ago
Once dated a woman who put all her makeup in the fridge. Used up half the space
Load More Replies... Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
At my partner’s house I have one bottle in the bathroom. It’s a typically blokey product that says 27 in 1 or something like that, it’s USP is that it’ll do everything for every part of your body, that appeals to blokes apparently. She and her daughter have 3,745 bottles of magic potions, each individual part of the body has its own bottle, some to cleanse, some to moisturise, some to wash the excess moisturiser away, some for when the wind has changed direction or the moon is in its third quarter or for those days when you feel you need a special treatment, this appeals to women apparently. I may or may not comment on this regularly, it appeals to me but not them
Gwyn 1 year ago (edited)
I'm a woman and I use all the usual projects and makeup, and I do not understand how people like this have so many items. You can't possibly use all those every day. Throw the old ones and the ones that aren't working for you away or use them up before you buy new ones!
roddy 1 year ago
This! You don't need all this. Find a couple of products you like and stick with them. You don't need every brand of everything.
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#58
Girlfriend Decided That After Being Done Grating Cheese, It Would Be A Good Idea To Just Take A Bite Out Of A Block Of Cheese
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
ngl, done that, but if I don't live alone I'll finish the block, not leave a bitten-off piece behind...ffs
Kalikima 1 year ago
I've done that.. but I am usually the only one eating the cheese in my house.. lol
featherytoad 1 year ago
I do it all the time, I can't control myself, but I live alone.
Load More Replies... roddy 1 year ago
No, if you must, bite from the edge and then cut the ragged bit off and eat that too. Don't leave it like this.
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 1 year ago
I've always wanted to do that, but so far managed to resist the evil thought
roddy 1 year ago
Which other people will be eating. Would you want other people's saliva on your food? Not to mention that saliva starts breaking the food down, making it even more disgusting.
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#59
You’re Going To Love This Thing
Nikole 1 year ago
Why do stores/companies even do this in the first place??
Load More Replies... Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Evil prank potential. Something completely different, bought second-hand.
#60
My GF Takes Off The Shampoo And Conditioner Labels Off The Bottle
A Very Glittery Moth Indeed 1 year ago
(Idk why I keep on saying this sort of thing) shampoo and conditioner look different and have different textures (as far as I know, at least most of the time)
Lila Allen 1 year ago
Definitely and frankly with labels on it's much harder to determine which is which
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Lila Allen 1 year ago
I'm sorry but this makes complete sense. The labels for shampoo and conditioner are nearly identical. Without the labels it is much easier to determine which is which
Littlemiss 1 year ago
To be fair it's probably easier to see, as the shampoo is usually clear and the condition is milky.
Rebekah Krause 1 year ago
You really need the labels to tell that shampoo from that conditioner?
Raffe Raffen 1 year ago
I imagine it's for aesthetic reasons, but surely then you would transfer the content to some container with at least a hint of aesthetic appeal?
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Guilty as charged. I just really really hate advertising in my bathroom. Other rooms in the house I can cope with labels. Does that make me sound peculiar?
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Ruby Tuesday 1 year ago
What’s caught my attention, is that you have the same amount of shampoo and conditioner. That’s kind of impressive.
#61
My Wife Is A Monster
Daniel Atkins 1 year ago
Is she Australian living in the northern hemisphere? She might just be adjusting . ;)
Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
Definitely grounds for divorce! It’s freaking me out just looking at it!
#62
GF Found The Engagement Ring A Week Before I Was Going To Propose
roddy 1 year ago
No. There was no need for her to be poking around and open a box she hadn't seen before. That's an invasion of privacy and just snoopy behavior. She is missing boundaries. Bet she goes through your mail, too.
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roddy 1 year ago
What do you mean, "found it"? As in was poking through your stuff? If so, that's a very bad sign. You shouldn't need to be hiding things in your own home, like a toddler's parent with Christmas gifts. Although, if your toddler is well behaved, and has learned about boundaries early, even they would not be rummaging around.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
I was just going to say what a pretty and unusual ring that is, but I don't think I will now...
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Jail
Littlemiss 1 year ago
Tell me you've never starved and missed a meal without telling me you've never starved and missed a meal.
Skogsrået 1 year ago
I have missed meals and gone hungry before, still wouldn't touch those bones.
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My Wife Is A Monster And Takes Pills From Blister Packs Completely At Random
Undercover 1 year ago (edited)
I sometimes do that, too. But it's just my personal medication, so no one else is impacted by my sloppyness.
Lailu 1 year ago
Me too. When I was in hospital and my mum saw what I’d done, she had a fit. Bless her 😂
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 1 year ago
Is it just me that has to take them out in certain way so that the pills don’t end up with spaces either side of them and get lonely?
Dawn Woolley 1 year ago
My husband used to do that. It made it so difficult to know when he needed a new pack.
Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
I sometimes do this with headache pills, but that's because I'm not in mood to care when my head is killing me
Ali Sherlock 1 year ago
Is this my boyfriend sending this in??? he is always getting up me for this
#65
Where My Wife Put The Eggs When She Did Her Quarterly Kitchen Tidy Up
Pernille 1 year ago
Bit odd, but better than keeping them on the counter top and accidentally dropped the kettle into them(or maybe that is just me)
Jen M 1 year ago
I know eggs have am odd rule. If never refrigerated to begin with, they're ok out at room temp. Applies to eggs from your own chickens or the local farmers market. Once they've been refrigerated, they must remain refrigerated to stay safe. Applies to all eggs factory farmed, shipped around the country and sold refrigerated at stores. At least that's what I'm told.
Sven Grammersdorf 1 year ago
The eggs in the cooler at the store have been rinsed of the protective layer and must be refrigerated at all times. Eggs directly from a chicken are ok to keep out.
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Raquel Mencke 1 year ago
is this a habit or it just happened this one time? if just one and this is infuriating, I would walk away.
mandy the capibara 1 year ago
If it's unopened, fresh eggs and you're not from the usa, you're fine. In the usa; store them in the fridge (because they wash off the protective coating prior to selling)
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My GF Ate Only The Chocolate Chip Pieces And Left The Rest Of The Cookies Behind
DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago
Exactly...and I mean, you can just crumble these with a bit of peanut butter or something and have an instant second snack.
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When The Perfume You Bought Your Wife For Christmas Ends Up In The Toilet As “Air Freshener”
Helena 1 year ago
Just because it smelled good in a bottle does not mean it'll smell good on her. I know I'm wicked picky with perfume.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Yup. It can smell fine in the bottle, but introduce it to my skin and instant cat pee or fly spray
Load More Replies... Skogsrået 1 year ago
I just love the Daisy Dream one, it's the best one ❤️
Load More Replies... Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Well, some use at least...but she should have talked to OP VERY gently before doing so.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I was actually using this perfume someone bought me last year for my armpits. Yeah I use deodorant but anyway... finally looked up the retail price for it and it was over $150 for that bottle. Didn't stop using as an armpit spritz though. Just didn't smell awesome on me, but better than bo I guess.
#68
The Knife My Girlfriend Insists Is Enough For The Kitchen
Mammie 1 year ago
Probably a really old porcelain sink. I've tried everything on mine and nothing keeps it white anymore. In its defense, it has been around longer than any of us.
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Janissary35680 1 year ago
I had to keep my kitchen knives on a high shelf after I caught my wife about to open a package of some sort with my Santoku.
Joshua David 1 year ago
Get you some baking soda, vinegar and a scrubber...sink will be clean.
#69
My Wife Eats Ice Cream With A Fork. I’m Very Emotional Rn
Laura Maeflower 1 year ago
Not gonna lie, there's something satisfying about plunging a fork into ice cream, however, eating it off a fork is less than satisfying.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
If I'm not sharing it with anyone else why bother? ;)
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Invited My GF To A Cook Out To Meet My Family... This Happens Pretty Much Every Time We Make Plans
She's known about this for over a month now. The last two messages are half an hour apart. She's supposed to be over at noon and its currently 10.
Lost Panda 1 year ago
I feel this is intentional if it does in fact happen "pretty much every time"
Data1001 1 year ago
Yeah some definite red flags there. Might be time to move on...
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#71
My Dog's Vet Put Him On A Restricted Diet Because He's Older. My Wife Keeps Giving Him Meat And Sneaking It Into The Food I Make For Him
Sreelakshmi Arun 1 year ago (edited)
She probably has a soft spot for the doggo. Maybe explain the consequences to her and see how she reacts?
Janissary35680 1 year ago
Mine went ballistic but I pretty much guessed she would beforehand.
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My Girlfriend Leaves One Single Ice Cube. Every Single Time
Rizzo 1 year ago
Is she German? In Germany there is an old tradition that guests never take the last piece of something. It's called "Anstandsstückchen" (bit of decency).
BarfyCat 1 year ago
In Armenia the last piece is called "little shameful" 😄
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Wife Opening Her New Mouse Packaging
iseefractals 1 year ago
Eh, it's Usb 2.0, it's only 4 wires. Strip the casing, a little solder and some heat shrink and good as new.
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Nothing Sticks When I Use It But Every Time My Wife Cooks She Does This
The Mediterranean Fruit 1 year ago
It looks like scrambled eggs that had milk added to them. Makes them taste delicious but it also makes the pan hard to clean.
Load More Replies... Janissary35680 1 year ago
That's cast iron and from the look of it, well-seasoned to boot. With proper care it should last several cooks' lifetimes.
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Wife Doesn’t Trust Me With Our Tupperware Anymore. Spaghetti Lunch In Ziploc
Joshua Russell 1 year ago
Just snip off a corner and slurp it like a tube of astronaut food, you'll be an office legend
#76
My Wife Won’t Let Me Throw Out Our Used 1 Candle Because One Day Our Three Year Old Will Be Ten And We Can Use It Again
Legendbird 1 year ago
And then 21, 31, 41, 51, 61, 71, 81, 91, all to 100!
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 1 year ago
We always kept candles longer than this. If they don't burn for long they can last many uses.
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago
I inherited an old jar of used birthday candles that had been passed down through many generations of women (some were from the 1800's). Unfortunately, my AC broke during a heatwave and they all kind of melted together. As a joke, I molded them into a hideous monstrosity and put it on my birthday cake. It was funny.
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#77
My Wife When She Cooks. It 100% Mildly Annoys Me. Maybe I’m The Bad Guy
Lost Panda 1 year ago
That the small pot on the large eye, or the fact that it isn't center on the eye?
featherytoad 1 year ago (edited)
I used to do this until my husband pointed out that there is a switch for the burner that will change it for when you have a big pot or a little pot for this one burner.
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Let her do some basic math to calculate the waste. A=r to the square times pi.
WindySwede 1 year ago
Waste of energy using a to large hob. (If hob is the right word, blame Google translate otherwise)
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Artist Rendering Of How Much Space My Wife Leaves Me In Bed. Approx 5000 Square Inches Of A Possible 6080. She's The Ghengis Khan Of The King Mattress
Dawn Woolley 1 year ago
This was my husband! Once I got out of bed, went around to the other side and lay down. He had the cheek to be offended when he woke up.
iBlank 1 year ago
aww, she just likes breathing on your face while she sleeps, LOL. My partner and I have our own beds and it's wonderful!
Aussi Panda 1 year ago
I sometimes think about that, when my husband rolls over & starts snoring right in my face 🤣
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When Your Wife Forgets To Close The Pepper Lid
Rebekah Krause 1 year ago
I am confused about what happened here. Do you take off the lid of the pepper to use it? If so, how is that a problem? And if it’s one of those spices things with a pour versus a shaker, how is she at fault you didn’t make sure it was the one you wanted?
Legendbird 1 year ago
It's a shaker, and, I guess it wasn't secured properly after filling up.
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This Is Actually Super Icky… All The Sauce And Juice Will Be All Over Your Hands
DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago (edited)
It's kinda adorable and hilarious at the same time. Wouldn't call it infuriating though. Also, it might be to make sure nothing is falling out the other end.
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago (edited)
Exactly! It's to keep the stuff from falling out. I dont cradle my burger quite like that, but I do cup my hand around the opposite side when I take a bite. I have never gotten condiments on my clothes as result.
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How My Wife Wears Shoes
Legendbird 1 year ago
If I'm in a rush, it's acceptable. Panic and don't wanna bother lacing, when I need to take out the trash.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
I specifically have a pair of backless sneakers for when I'm too lazy to put on real shoes. :)
Joshua David 1 year ago
I ruined a badàss pair of Docs doing this. Turns out i also learned about cobblers from doing this as well.
#82
When Gaming, My Wife Uses Her Keyboard With Crossed Arms
Frozengeckolover 1 year ago
Its because video game controllers have the direction buttons on the left and the action (enter) button on the right. Computer keyboards are opposite. Instead of going against muscle memory (which can mess up your skills), some people just cross their hands like this.
Load More Replies... Jen M 1 year ago
Slightly off topic, but since qwerty boards are setup for intentionally slow typing (lookup history of typewriters if you've never heard that) have you see those globe shaped ergonomic keyboards that allow for speed typing (once you're used to it)? Crazy!!!
#83
My Wife Left Our Pressure Cooker On A Hot Burner
Ace 1 year ago
I think that's not a pressure cooker as we know it, but some sort of electric crockpot, slow cooker, whatever, that should not have bee put anywhere near a hot surface,
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How My GF Handles Her Change
Paul Aguilera 1 year ago
I see nothing wrong here. I get anxiety trying to neatly slip the bills and change into my wallet when there's someone next in line behind me and the cashier is looking at me with those "GTFO" eyes.
featherytoad 1 year ago
Right, and then once I got a chance, they would get put in order from highest to lowest in the same direction. I never use cash anymore though.
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My Wife Says You Can Use These Swiffer Pads More Than 2 Times And I Think That’s Gross What Do You Guys Think?
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
I think that one needs changed, but "more than 2 times"? Multiply that by five, or get yourself a mop that won't allow you to generate that much waste.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
Ew no!! They makes reusable ones you can wash. She might as well just throw dirt on the floor.
YakFactory 1 year ago
I put scourers and dish cloths in the washing machine. My dish cloths would be 30+ years old, and are still in reasonable condition. A soak in Vanish occasionally does wonders, too.
#86
My Girlfriend Insists On Having Only The Screen Door Open For 30 Minutes At A Time Every Morning To “Air The Apartment Out”, Even When It’s 30 Degrees Outside
Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
No such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing. I’m a cold house type of person so I’d be fine with the house being aired. Get yourself a warm hoodie.
Susie Elle 1 year ago (edited)
I mean, I kinda get that :') Maybe not 30 mins, but airing out the house seems lika good idea every now and then
#87
Where My Soundbar’s Remote Ended Up After Wife Shook A Cloth Outside Of A Condo Window
Lesbitarian Lady 1 year ago
Make her get it for putting it there. Apologize fellow female Pandas, I'm a woman and I'd send her to get it because she put it there
featherytoad 1 year ago
Just get one of those grabbers. I think they come in different lengths.
#89
Wife Doesn't Get Why This Lid Position Annoys Me
DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago
Yeah but this isn't really infuriating I find. It's covered, that's the important part. Sure I can see a little OCD kicking in but not bad.
Michelle C 1 year ago
As I was scrolling I thought the problem was that she ate all of the middle or something
#90
How My Partner Eats Pringles. Shakes The Tub To Crush Them Then Put Them Into A Bowl To Eat With A Spoon
Janissary35680 1 year ago
With a large dollop of natural yogurt I could eat this for breakfast.
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What do you think ?
Panda McPandaface 1 year ago
A lot of these are just BS, but the thing that upsets me is the amount of food waste amongst the pictures, people just throwing out perfectly good food because they can't be bothered.
Sreelakshmi Arun 1 year ago
Yes! I totally get your frustration. It's really disheartening to see perfectly good food being wasted, especially when so many people around the world struggle to access enough. Food waste is a huge issue, and it's important for us all to be more mindful of how much we throw away. There are so many ways to reduce waste, like planning meals better, donating surplus, or even composting. It would be great if more people took the time to consider the impact of food waste!
Load More Replies... MisterE 1 year ago
Most of this is just laziness and no respect for their partner. Some if these women are sociopaths.
Paw Paw 1 year ago
MY and other husbands I know do some of these things, too. We - myself, friends and family -just roll our eyes . Because we are ignored. The excuse is "I can't remember to do all that". But ask for sports stats or other fun stuff and they turn into trivia experts!
Load More Replies... Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
I hope she fills the car up with fuel after she’s used it!
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René Sauer 1 year ago
Great. Now I am looking forward to see about 50% of the pics again in a couple of days/weeks, but this time in a thread about incompetent husbands.
it's me again 1 year ago
What kind of morons are these people coupled with? I would lose my mind & there would be fighting.
Panda McPandaface 1 year ago
A lot of these are just BS, but the thing that upsets me is the amount of food waste amongst the pictures, people just throwing out perfectly good food because they can't be bothered.
Sreelakshmi Arun 1 year ago
Yes! I totally get your frustration. It's really disheartening to see perfectly good food being wasted, especially when so many people around the world struggle to access enough. Food waste is a huge issue, and it's important for us all to be more mindful of how much we throw away. There are so many ways to reduce waste, like planning meals better, donating surplus, or even composting. It would be great if more people took the time to consider the impact of food waste!
Load More Replies... MisterE 1 year ago
Most of this is just laziness and no respect for their partner. Some if these women are sociopaths.
Paw Paw 1 year ago
MY and other husbands I know do some of these things, too. We - myself, friends and family -just roll our eyes . Because we are ignored. The excuse is "I can't remember to do all that". But ask for sports stats or other fun stuff and they turn into trivia experts!
Load More Replies... Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
I hope she fills the car up with fuel after she’s used it!
Load More Replies... René Sauer 1 year ago
Great. Now I am looking forward to see about 50% of the pics again in a couple of days/weeks, but this time in a thread about incompetent husbands.
it's me again 1 year ago
What kind of morons are these people coupled with? I would lose my mind & there would be fighting.
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