40 Times People Got Dragged Back To Earth With The Help Of Hilariously Savage Comebacks
Have you ever found yourself in the midst of a heated argument, feeling like a deer caught in the headlights, desperately searching for a snappy reply? But here's the thing: that clever comeback doesn't always arrive when we need it most. Instead, it often sneaks up on us when we least expect it. We've all been there, haven't we? But today, let’s pay a tribute to the champions of banter.
Introducing the subreddit r/MurderedByWords, a treasure trove for “well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments”. We’ve collected some of the most brilliant ways people have ended disagreements. So buckle up and get ready to dive into the art of winning an argument with style.
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Transphobic Aunt Called Out By An Actual Good Twitter User Vaush
A Congratulations At Least
They Didn't See This One Coming
The subreddit r/MurderedByWords was created back in 2016 and it didn't take much time for it to attract a significant following. Currently, they have a whopping 2.8 million members who share and admire the art of clever comebacks.
"The way we see it, a murder should (but doesn't always have to) be more than a quick response or retort. The best murders are well-constructed, thought-out responses that leave the opening argument completely without any ability to reply. In other words, their point has been totally demolished. Now, obviously, there's more than one way to murder with words, and sometimes a quick rapier thrust or stab to the heart (a short, swift reply) can be just as deadly as a drawn-out murder, and you'll frequently see both types in this sub," the moderators of the subreddit have previously told Bored Panda.
Look Who Just Discovered Consent
M**dered By Tasty Words
Aussies Would Like To Have A Word
While ruthless put-downs might be entertaining online, things work differently when you argue with someone face-to-face. As tension rises and responses become quite personal, you might find yourself seeking common ground rather than tearing each other down.
Arguments can happen unexpectedly in various places: between partners, friends, family members, at work, or even with strangers you've just met. When emotions run high, it's not always easy to keep yourself from losing control. Nevertheless, the wise choice would be to exercise restraint and self-control in such situations.
Musk Fan Getting M**dered
Capitalism Is Love, Capitalism Is Life
One Hour Dry Burgers
Clever put-downs or comebacks might end an argument for good. However, have you ever found yourself re-running the same fight with your partner or family member? It sounds too familiar, right? According to Linda Blair, a chartered clinical psychologist, you don’t have to go on like this. There are many ways to stop the endless quarrel.
Blair, in her insightful piece for The Guardian, suggests six techniques to consider to bring closure to a seemingly endless argument:
- The DIY approach - Let go of the things that bother you by realizing that the problem lies not in your partner's actions, but in how you react and get annoyed by them.
- The digging-under approach - If you want to figure out what your argument is really about, your job is to discover the underlying difference that is causing it.
- The ring-fencing game - You can have an argument at set times and for a set duration.
- The balancing act - Each partner chooses a behavior they find annoying in the other and suggests a positive alternative. Then, whenever the argument comes up, both partners agree to act in the positive manner instead of arguing.
- Fifty shades of grey - To approach your argument more calmly, agree to take a break whenever it starts. Wait for at least 20 minutes to let emotions settle down and clear your mind. Then, come together and each suggest five ways the other person could behave or react that wouldn't be upsetting. Keep talking until you find a compromise that works for both of you.
- The debating game - Both individuals should try to see things from their partner's perspective. Take turns arguing from the other person's side, spending about 10 minutes or until you feel you've explored all perspectives. Then share with your partner what you have learned from this exercise.
You can read more about it here.
Grandma's Taking No Prisoners
On A Post Discussing Those Creepy Children's Beauty Pageants In The Us And Diddling Kids
Cyanide Is Biologically Natural
Homosexuality is a fantastic way for nature to slow down population growth. Given how overpopulated some parts of the world has become I'd say we'd be better off as a species if more people were homosexual. Now if we can just get rid of b******t laws that make it hard for gays to adopt we could reduce the number of kids in the foster system too.
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The Response To A Hateful Lady, Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom
You're A Figment Of Imagination
Without Support From Mom And Dad
Another one who confuses Socialism with Communism. Oh dear. 🙄 "In brief, Communism backs full control of the Government across all standards of production and other resources. Socialism exercises adaptable forms of controlling the State."
It's Not The Piece Of Plastic
When Trying To Be An As**ole Misfires
Self-Made Success Story
Your Personal Life Is Your Own, You Don't Owe Anyone An Answer
If I saw a gap I a resume I’d ask about it because you never know when they took that time to do something amazing that would help with the role you are looking to fill. A missing year? Did they travel? Learn a new skill? Become stronger in themselves? I once interviewed someone who didn’t put down education he did because it was not in my country, everything counts and makes you the person you are. The gaps count in all sorts of ways, some bad, some amazingly good.
Remember When People Hid Their Bigotry?
Breed Some Friends
Sadness and confusion? Have you met my cats? They are a delight! And my niblings and godchildren are lovely too!
Brutal Takedown With An Incredibly Accurate Burn
Must Be Icing Themselves After That Roasting
It’s Okay Jesse
Parental Disparages
Should probably say "White, middle class, marijuana moms"
Red State vs. Blue State Problems
People In Glass Houses Shouldn‘T Throw Stones
I'm very glad that I live in a country where a kid that unnecessarily travelled 100's miles away from home, armed like a soldier, to a protest and then proceeded to shoot people to death in a claimed 'self defence' would not only be convicted of several counts of murder, but would be serving a whole life sentence. I hope the USA can join the civilised world one day.
@Dekker451, Rittenhouse was in a state where he didn't reside, with no valid reason to be there, in possession of a weapon that, due to age restrictions, was illegal for him to possess in that state. The miserable little fúck went there with the deliberate intent to kill someone, and he accomplished his goal. Self defense had nothing to do with it. You are a fúcking imbecile.
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He may have gotten away with murder in a legal sense, but the little bastard will have to watch his back for the rest of his miserable, worthless life. There are plenty of people out there who wouldn't mind the opportunity to administer a little home-grown justice.
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People like this are why I'm a liberal with an AR15. I f*****g HATE it, but when s**t hits the fan, I'm not going to be outgunned.
Not to be inconsiderate, but did anyone else read this as "Blessed are the cheesemakers"?
Little effing murderer Rottenhouse probably worships Dahmer and finds that comeback a compliment.
Ok going to get down voted. Here it goes did a pastor touch him in a special place. Cause I watch him on TV and made me wonder.
I keep upvoting everything then I'm like "omg this 1 is even better!!!"
The very best comeback to date! Thank you Ryan Pinesworth. I need to follow you on Twitter. KR is just another piece of trash that is littering our beautiful nation.
wait, wasn't his whole thing that he killed two men in self defense after they invaded his home? I cannot remember all the details, but that's what it was, no? edit: can you like, not downvote me for literally asking a question?
No. There were riots in Kenosha (my hometown, where this took place.) he randomly shot 3 people on the street. He was 17
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He's a POS murderer. IIRC, he crossed state lines (from Illinois to Wisconsin) and shot 3 people on the street. At the time, he was 17. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
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And the snowflakes come out in drones when they see someone defend themselves from criminals. Justice served and not one s**t given for those that attacked him.
Phucking a-hole went out of his way to confront people and killed them is talking about "peacemakers". Almost as ironic as naming that particular Colt handgun was.
The ultra-conservative judge guaranteed that result. He refused to allow the prosecution to refer to those who were killed as victims. He invited Rittenhouse to sit with him on the bench. He belittled the families of the victims. Other judges, even the conservative ones, said that his behavior was reprehensible.
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Courage Is All You Need? Huh?
Seriously? Ireland?!
Idk If Repost But
If these are the Vietnamese ones, my friend (who is from there) says they are rice patty rats and totally different to what westerners perceive as a rat, and they taste good. I want to try them still so bad
Apparently Stars Are The Work Of The Devil
I mean, he was never going to fail there. Rolled a natural 20 on his charisma check.
Largest Landowner Gets Owned
Twitter Is Amazing... Random Person Explaining An Astronaut How Space Works
In Response To Putting Down American Olympic Champions
I’m a Brit so I have no idea who these people are (except Biden. I know he’s the president of America).
Tate Exposed As A Submissive Beta
Yes, She Deserves Better
I hate the caste system so much! In the past it wasn’t rigid so you could do intercaste marriage but then all this corruption made it rigid
Science V Politics V Religion
He Seems To Be Struggling
Is It Possible To M**der Future Children With Words?
What's Your Excuse?
Not everyone can just become a talented sculptor. I tried it at art school, and sucked at it. My wife, on the other hand, exhibited (and sold) her sculptures in art galleries.
Education Is Important
This Is What You're Getting Upset About?
I have an Italian friend and he told me a rather interesting story once. The most famous depiction of Christ is based on the salvator mundi by da vinci 15th-16th century painting of his and that is the origin of how why he was always painted white moving forward but the fun little spice to this is that da vinci used to get his lover to pose for him. So basically everyone's been kneeling in front of a the picture of a gay renaissance Italian model asking for forgiveness. Fox News will have a f***ing fit.
Boss Makes A Dollar, I Make A Dime
Checkmate, Atheists!
It's In Her Title
What do you want to bet this man thinks women can control their periods and/or that they don't have them in the summer months?
Muh Freedums!!1
He Has Superhuman Reading Speed
"My Name Is Andrew, And I'm A Misogynist"
Gonna Need To Check To Nearest Hospital For That Burn
Well I would say if you're over 25 and is still dating Leonardo DiCaprio that could be a problem. /s
And Likely Get Arrested For Indecent Exposure
Elon, None Of Us Are Surprised
This should be higher, this one I feel is a lot better than some of the ones on this list.
That’s A Fire [sauce] Burn
![That’s A Fire [sauce] Burn](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/647dded225eae_c5e0om5i0ena1__700.jpg "That’s A Fire [sauce] Burn")
The Entitlement Is Over 9,000!
Entitlement level: Over 9,000. Moron level: Off the damn charts!!!
M**der With Receipts
Two Flies With One Stone
Imagine if he was offering cash. You take the money, stow it away where he can't get it back. Have him sign a piece of paper stating the money is now legally yours. Then you take off your mask and proceeds to hack and cough for the entire flight until he asks you to put it back on again!
Nature Is Beautiful
My aunt regretted waiting until her wedding night. Apparently after 2 years of dating and 1 year engaged with him saying the whole time he wanted to wait until they married to make it special... he was impotent, and not just had a little trouble getting it up, but abject failure and as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. He "forgot" to mention it to her. Always try before you buy ;-)
It's In Zambia, According To... (Checks Notes)... Elon Musk!
Elon ... you had so much potential, you could've done some real good to this planet, but instead you chose douchebaggery. Shame.
Maybe Stop Tweeting
No, That Can't Be It
What?? The first few of these made sense but Im not getting some of these
Absolute Savagery On The "Woke" Battlefront
Ah yes, 100% of Europeans agreeing on one thing. Definitely something that happens.
And You Will Know My Name Is The Lord
Anything But That!
We're Like A Family Here
Reminds me of a tweet I saw… Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama landlord: the cost of rent has gone up businesses: that's a natural part of doing business suppliers: the cost of materials has gone up businesses: that's a natural part of doing business worker: the cost of my labor has gone up businesses: listen here you little s**t
Those In Glass Houses
President And Coo Of Mma, A Marketing Trade Association, Explains To Elon Why Advertisers Are Leaving And It’s Not Activist Pressure
It seems to me that free speech would also include advertisers deciding NOT to advertise...
An Inspiration To Us All
It’s a good idea. Once property prices rise (and they always do eventually) the co owners can sell for a profit and invest in something for themselves. It worked for someone I knew about 40 years ago. Defo worth a try.
Comments On Local News Article About Millennials Staying Close To Home
Fanboys Will Fan
I don't understand the apple superiority people. All that's different is the OS and subsequently which apps are available and where you download them from. If you prefer using apple then that's fine, but not acknowledging that there are dozens of other brands on the market that offer the same features is just dumb.
So Smart He's S***ting In Buckets
It's Almost As If
But how can they build cöck shaped rocket ships if they pay their workers properly?
Fifa Totally Supports Footballer Coming Out
The problem I have with this is: LET THEM CHANGE IF THEY'RE TRYING TO! They don't have to stay bad forever!
Love Seeing These People Get Dogged On
All Women Are Italian Women
I, for one, am very excited that I apparently qualify for Italian citizenship!
A Muslim Walks Into A Post Office
Really telling that even mentioning a Muslim holiday makes you woke to these weirdos
To Be Fair, They Aren't Really Good Food
I Only Share With My Friends, Not Random Stranger Kids
“To Quote The Once Great Kanye West…”
Why in my mind, Shaq's post had another loooooow voice??? How could this ever be???
The M**der-To-Word Ratio In This One Is Off The Churts
Not That Kind, The Other Kind
Would really like to know what kind of seizure description started this
Yum!
Are we sure this guy's not a parody account? I mean every single tweet he puts out is incredibly dumb.
Does This Count As A M**der?
Linkedin Has Become A Cesspit
Why don't manufacturers recycle the parts instead of dumping them to rust and possibly pollute? It seems to be a thing: 78c2c54a-9...39bf06.jpg 
Brilliant Context
Extra context: The King doesn't get to rule anything more complex than what they serve for dinner in the palace. And even that's a maybe
Why Not Just Sit Back And Enjoy The Movie For 2 Hours?
Fun fact. The writers of the script for Top Gun 2 worked with a US Navy commander and a US Navy captain; they asked the consultants to come up with the hardest, most risky mission a US Navy air squadron could be required to do in case of an armed conflict with a Russian-backed enemy country, namely Iran. The mission in the movie is exactly that: the US Navy worst case scenario mission, except that they ditched the "while flying at night" part for cinematic reasons.
Expose All The Algorithms! All Of Them!
He's One Of The Good Ones
Gyad Dayum
She Went On A Rampage
Hopefully there are people like me who read comments before looking at posts. Let me warn you that most of them are funny but there are some sad, sad things on here. A couple mentions of suicide and gun violence - Things that do NOT belong on a list with this title. I was cracking up then all of a sudden I felt like I got hit by a semi.
That is unfortunately very common on Bored Panda, at least on lists like this one. They censor some words, but don't give any warning about the content. Some kind of heads up in the form of a disclaimer in the title would probably be a good idea.
Load More Replies... How come most of these are just shots at conservatives? I’m not one to choose sides but it felt more one sided. We need all around laughs.
Hopefully there are people like me who read comments before looking at posts. Let me warn you that most of them are funny but there are some sad, sad things on here. A couple mentions of suicide and gun violence - Things that do NOT belong on a list with this title. I was cracking up then all of a sudden I felt like I got hit by a semi.
That is unfortunately very common on Bored Panda, at least on lists like this one. They censor some words, but don't give any warning about the content. Some kind of heads up in the form of a disclaimer in the title would probably be a good idea.
Load More Replies... How come most of these are just shots at conservatives? I’m not one to choose sides but it felt more one sided. We need all around laughs.
