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Crowds. Calling to make reservations. Introducing yourself at a meeting. If any of these things strike fear into your soul, then this content is for you. The “Fear Of Going Out” Instagram account is dedicated to all of the everyday annoyances that less-than-social people have to go through. 

Whether you are just an introvert or an absolutely antisocial recluse, enjoy the hilarious observations and painfully relatable moments shared by like-minded folks, shared through the magic of the internet. Be sure to upvote your favorites and comment your thoughts below. 

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#1

The Recovery Period Is Real! @inthistogetherrn

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Loverboy
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can barely bring myself to take a shower anymore Edit: y'all the nicest people on the internet istg

VikingAbroad
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And just the shower. Don't care about the face scrubbing or the foot lotion afterwards. Just start with the water and drying towel afterwards. You are doing a great job! We are proud of you.

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Robert Trebor
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just as happy to be home alone most of the time. Some days the farthest I go is the mailbox, because sometimes the junk mail allows something important or interesting to coexist.

Mikey
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my life. I'm glad I'm not alone

Michael Largey
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I was social for five hours, then my eyes would ache. Five hours of socializing would mean five hours of locking my eyes in a fixed position to keep them from rolling.

BC
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Correct. And I have no interest in apologising or changing. I can happily go a few months without social interaction (I have dogs). So when I do, I’m yours for as long as I can be, and then I’m out.

Erica Cochrane
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i do basically all my socialising at my job in customer service. i only work 4 hour shifts (health reasons). but at the end of that, that's me done. i dont have the energy for anything else sociable. nor on my days off.

Kimbowa
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read all the comments and feel so much better to know I’m not the only one with all of this.

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    Friendly Reminder To Make Your Charitable Donations Directly To The Charity Instead Of Through A Massive For Profit Corporation That Is Absolutely Going To Use The Donations That Came Entirely From Their Customers For A Massive Tax Write Off / Pr To Show How Great And Charitable They Are. Twitter/ Rebeccawatson

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    Yes yes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably those corporations have tax deductions with those donations...

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the US at least. You can write it off your taxes (though without a receipt you could have audit issues if you do this a lot), but they cannot report it as a donation. If they could, they would also have to report the income, and it would cancel out. They do it in part to make customers think they care, and in part to make their employees happy.

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    Heather Resatz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately a large portion of your donation at the till gets eaten up with 'administration fees' .. so sad. Donate directly to a cause, preferably one close to home

    LeiLah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do it 100% of the time but now I don't for this reason AND why are they getting tax breaks for making a donation individuals helped to fund?!

    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! It's your tax break they're taking.

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    Stephanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they will advertise that *company* donated over $$$$$ to *enter charity*

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the corporation also awards itself an "administration fee" for collecting the donations and passing them along.

    Pandamanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/06/10/fact-check-false-claim-checkout-charities-offset-corporate-taxes/7622379002/

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $20! Our checkouts only ask for $1.00, $2.00 or $5.00.

    John George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much of my $20 donation will go to feeding children? As opposed to lining the pockets of those tasked with handling it?

    Craig Boddys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My company has a "foundation" with 3 charities as beneficiaries. Only 5% of money donated to the foundation actually goes into the pot which is then split between the 3 charities, the other 95% pays the wages and bonuses of the people who run the "foundation" (all of whom had never done anything for charity until a relative of theirs got promoted to head office and created the roles for them). Makes me sick how they get away with it.

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    #3

    Animals > Humans @arkadykoshka

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    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every so often I look at my cat and think "Wow, there's a little creature in my house!" And my cat looks at me and thinks "Wow, the stupid human is staring at me again." Cats are the best.

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is my world. She sleeps on top of me. She waits excitedly at the door when I come home every day. She purrs when I pet her. She's adorable when she's running around the house, playing. She's everything good. People? exhausting. Cats? Energizing.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is one of my favorite parts of working from home. When I'm stressed, I can pet him or give his soft forehead a kiss. Instant destresser.

    Androgyny Lunacy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking about the fact that animals don't speak and only judge you if you don't feed them. Lol I love animals. I live in an apartment complex with woods by my back porch. I only talk to the animals here and avoid the people. And I name the animals if I see them a few times. It is fun. I told a chipmunk it was so cute and beautiful today. Hehe

    LapCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh tell you chipmunk friend hi for me!

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    Sharkie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love little songs and poems I tell my cat. And she actually made a "name" for me. It is specific sound she makes and uses it only when she communicates with me and it is very different from her usual "pet me, love me, feed me" or "it's raining! Make it stop!" sounds.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made up Native American names for my two cats and also what rank they currently are in the U.S. Navy. Griffin Goodboy has been promoted to Lieutenant Commander!

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    Talitha Jansen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean, we don't speak the same language? I adopted cat behavior and I play tag and hide and seek with my cat. All three come when I use my special sound, no matter where they are. I give food, they give me their fake mouse toys.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a movie about a 20sth clique... it has a " reality bites" feeling

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my marriage which ended in '05

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    To set the record straight, actual antisocial behavior is destructive and often criminal. So if you dislike small talk, I would recommend you don’t go around telling people you are antisocial, it might give off the wrong impression. Though if you do prefer to be quiet, you probably aren’t going around telling anyone anything, so the problem is solved. If you want to be on the safe side, just say you are an introvert, though that’s not an ideal descriptor either. 

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    This is because introversion is technically used to describe a person who is more reserved and who likes to think a bit before speaking. Introverts are also less likely to seek out social interactions, particularly with new people, but many people just take this one indicator and use it to define the entire set. However, it is true that introverts do tend to enjoy solitary experiences, just remember that a person can be defined by more than their liking or disliking of talking with others.  

    #4

    🙌🙌🙌 @kyatic

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Honey, let me sketch out for you here what she meant by this joke."

    TGHW
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but you know that thing about duct tape fixing most things? Totally relevant here.

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    I give up on society
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to look up that word. To my surprise it was weird/wrong as all heck.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you looked that one up yourself. No-one's gonna volunteer a definition of "mansplaining." Hahaha

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    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing inordinately. Brilliant. Should be at the top.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! … "Correctile Dysfunction" 🤣🤪

    chaosincarnate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind me just laughing in public like an idiot

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to an idiot man trying to "splain" my job, after pointing out his many fallacies & mistakes - "Oh, honey I could walk you through it, but I am just plain out of crayons".

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    #5

    Me In My Prime @mix.becca

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    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m privileged to the point where I’m an Australian with a family hobby farm. This is actually our weekend. (And watching the wombats graze with the sheep. It’s pretty special).

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hobby farm? What hobbies do you plant? Stamp collecting, needlepoint, ships in a bottle? I you raised any livestock, I assume it would be a hobby horse.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since I was a small child, I have loved watching thunderstorms. Counting one Mississippi, two Mississippi between the lightning and thunder to figure out how far away it was and to track whether the storm’s getting closer or not. That CRACK-BOOM-SIZZLE!!! sound when a lightning bolt strikes in the air above you. The feeling of electricity in the air. That greenish-golden-silvery quality of the light. The striking 3D contrast of trees and buildings against the darkened sky, almost like they’ve been framed with a black pen. The smell of earth. The sound of rain hitting the roof. Especially at night. I always sleep best during heavy rain, thunder and lightning, and high winds. The sheer happiness when you know everyone you love is safe and dry at home. I’m 62 now, nd still love watching thunderstorms and counting one Mississippi, two Mississippi.

    Vicki Doggurl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thunderstorms are my favorite summer activity!! Except now it freaks my poor dog out. So I sit on the sofa coddling the shih tzu that flunked out of hearing dog school, cursing the thunder all the while wishing I was sitting on my porch watching the rain and lightning. But I love my dog too much to vocalize that wish. :)

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am hoping to build a veranda soon so I can do this

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife and kids think I'm nuts. LOVE to sit out under covered area and experience a good ol storm.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My front porch is my favourite place. I don't care if the whole village thinks I'm weird for sitting outside, regardless of the weather, reading for hours at a time.

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I just sit out in the rain talking to myself

    Sparks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 100% with you on this one!

    Charlotte Andrus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. I plan on having one built this year. I'm 80.

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    #6

    Big Raccoon Energy 🙌 @kryzazzy

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just found out from google I have 30 different mental illnesses, brain cancer, a failing heart and some rare bacterial infection

    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I thought I was seriously mentally Ill and had like 3 types of cancer

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    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This right here is why it's irresponsible to leave your old electronics in a dumpster.

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and found out I suffered from Gary Busey.

    Demongrrrrl
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm a raccoon - I have dark circles around my eyes, stay up all night, and eat junk (food).

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 88 and google suggested that I may be pregnant!?

    da pan panda️‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea,acording to gogle my comen cold means i have evry cancer

    Muhammad Zaid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe tbe only raccoon on Twitter.

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    Often, shyness is confused with introversion, but this is actually false. Shyness is a response to distress, discomfort, or trauma that people have experienced, and can also be found among extroverts. Remember, shyness is the difficulty in social interaction, while introversion is the lack of desire. So if most of these memes are relatable, more than likely you are introverted, not chronically shy. Shy extroverted people have it the worst, as they do want to meet new people but bad experiences make it stressful. 

    #7

    I Love How I’ll Dread Sending A Single Email For Literal Days, Making Up Reason After Reason Why I Should Delay Sending It, And Then In A Sudden Rush Of Productivity Will Spend The 37 Seconds It Takes To Actually Reply To Said Email Twitter / Andrewhunterm

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    Alexigirl1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Procrastinators Unite.........tomorrow!!!

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of doing laundry I just buy more socks and underwear.

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got you beat on that one. Just took 4 hrs to caulk my slider door that was put in new about 10 yrs ago and I told the guy I'd do the caulking. Well, I did!! FINALLY!! 10 yrs later. Will I learn from THIS?? Probably not. hehe

    Anna Heath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomorrow I’m going to start painting the closet that I bought paint for 18 months ago.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my certificates expires next week. I had a two month warning about it. To renew it all I have to do is fill out a few forms, scan them and email them. So, do you think I've done it yet?

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, this hits a bit too close for my comfort

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations on getting that one task done!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You learned nothing now. But in 18 months or so, ...

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    #8

    I Have Only Ever Been In A Pay It Forward Line Once. Instead Of Paying For My Single Drink, I Got To Pay For The Three Drinks The Car Behind Me Ordered. I Could Have Absolutely Said No And Broken The Chain But #peoplepleaser So I Paid Like $20 Instead Of The $6 I Was Planning On Spending And Am Still Irritated About It Cred/ Hannah Wilson

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    vogonpoet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a little cafe in the Wairapapa region of NZ that has a system where you can pay it forward, and leave a little note with it, and if you're in desperate need you can select a card that's got a note on it and get a coffee. It's rather sweet. They still have a tip jar, and the cafe pays a living wage to its staff as well. I didn't grab a freebie because I'd budgeted my coffee needs into my trip down there (block course for school), but it was just super sweet. The town in question is teeny tiny, super cute, and boasting really friendly folk. It's on my "one day I'll be able to hopefully move and own a home" list

    Chanel Kells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me so proud to call NZ home. My small hometown does the same thing

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, tipping ain’t the answer, it’s fair salaries. Tipping is on the customer, salaries are on the business - pay your damn staff a fair wage!!

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My beef is the American position of believing it's the customer's job to pay your salary. We don't tip painters, plumbers or other folks who provide services, why do we feel compelled to tip restaurant employees or batist

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    baristas... got carried away there. I take a job knowing what the salary is going in. If it's not enough to survive on (understanding that is a LOT harder to do these days), then pass on that job and hunt for another. If enough people did this, they'd eventually have to pay a living wage... and yeah, I know there are a lot of situations where that's not viable, but I balk at the concept of tipping being virtually mandatory. If I get bad service, I will very cheerfully not tip... then feel guilty about taking food off somebody's table for days.

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno it still makes people day. I used to stop by before work to bring in donuts and would do it weekly. The people that worked there got to know me pretty well because of it and never said anything bad. They would share stories of all the happy people and their reactions. Also told me a few times 10 to 20 people in a row would keep up the chain. Brought happiness to people's lives. No one in real life but my wife knows it was me who did it.

    darqemm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you take something kind and act petty about it?

    Densolo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't you do both? I tip well and I occasionally will pick up someone's drink. Don't assume someone's financial situation. This could be a splurge day that's maybe once a month, or maybe they're sad that day and just need to know someone cared. I can afford a drink on occasion but the time someone paid for me I was over the moon excited. It just felt good. It's not always about money, and it's part of the service industry's job.

    Erik Rydbom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're paying for the person behind you it should be called paying it backwards. But hey, that's just me.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making life difficult for service people is not an act of generosity. It is merely ostentation.

    Susan Ostling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't tip a chick who makes $13 an hour. I don't make enough at $10. But I will tip the person at Sherri's who makes $7. And Starbucks girls don't do nearly the work a real waitess does.

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we used to have a system in place (in starbucks) where you could buy a coffee for a homeless person. so basically you would pay for 2 coffees but just take one, and if a homeless person came in, we could give them a free tea or coffee. but i only ever had one person take us up on it, after a while the signs came down. we still had the option to put it through on the tills, but obviously no body knew that we did it. so it got taken off the till.

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    #9

    Feeling Aggressively Seen Tbh @_page_turner

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    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner passed away a few months ago. I go from not being able to get out of bed for three days, to having the most spotless house you’ve ever seen, in two hours. Oh, and I HATE housework.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for your loss! I can't imagine the pain. Hope you are making it through ok

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    g90814
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I work. Intense dedication for , then be lazy and browse BP for . It all evens out.

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I browse Bored Panda then work. It all evens out!

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    LazyStream
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. At work I never stop. At home I'm too exhausted to start

    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this picture, and I find it relatable.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hear it for fibromyalgia

    Jane Pool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is me! It takes three days to recover after I have a burst of energy and try to do everything I have been putting off.

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    Because extroverts can be often found in groups and introverts don’t gather, it creates the false impression that introverts are some weird minority. In fact, it’s possible that half of the population is introverted to some extent, though this can range from a slightly “weaker” social battery to a full-blown isolationist. Somehow, extroverts have managed to hijack the narrative and we all tend to live by their rules. 

    #11

    David Knows 🙌 @crockettforreal

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    Satan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The human mother and cub are safe................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................for now

    ur_fav_tranny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SATAN OMG I LOVE YOU WHEN CAN I MEET YOU??? ALSO ARE YOU HIRING NEW ASSISTANTS SOON!!

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    Androgyny Lunacy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want animals surrounding me.. And anyone else who just wants animals surrounding them so we can just talk about animals together and not be judged as human beings.

    Zamasu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have to agree with this

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    #12

    It Appears That Norway Is My Exact Speed? Brb, Gonna Pack Cred/ @kim.k@tech.lgbt

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up and not crying is a reasonable response and good on you for making it there a least.

    Sean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah crying is good and all to release the stress, but waking up from a nightmare crying is truly the worst

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    Serenity Now!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up and not crying...yes; I'll be using this response for the rest of my life, I'm sure.

    Pizzagirl 91
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now there's the Norwegians being all high and mighty for NOT crying... I'm up. Ain't that enough nowadays?

    Liam Farranree
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similarly anyone who's spent any time in Ireland will know the standard response to every personal question is "Not too bad"

    The Doom Song
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so gonna start saying this to people when they ask how I'm doing

    Demongrrrrl
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I haven't killed anyone today. Of course, the day ain't over yet

    Skip62
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need to remember to use this at work.

    Alexej Dvorak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my regional dialect, we have a similar phrase that translates to "too good to complain, too bad to be happy".

    Fuxxy89
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I no longer tell people to have a good day. I just say 'good luck'

    Zhaneel Rashkae
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Out of bed & dressed" is my usual response at work (2nd place goes to "well, I'm here" )

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    In fact, some psychologists challenge the notion that one “is” an introvert or an extrovert, as actual human behavior is too varied to easily fall into one category or another. Generally, an extrovert would be a person who acts extroverted more often than a person who would fall into the category of introvert. But most people do socialize, party, and make small talk at some point during their lives, just in different amounts. 

    #13

    Netflix ‘N *spiral* Twitter/ Radcatmusic

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    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a depressive series with 12 seasons, 2 spin offs, an entire book series and a web series

    You don't need it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neil Degrasse Tyson is currently explaining how my depression started from a singularity and is ever expanding while having a super massive black hole in the center of it.

    Alisa The Snape Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a depressive series 24seasons long with 100episodes in each season

    (っ◔◡◔)っ blush
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry I read that as ¨explosive diarrhea episode¨

    Niki A
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in the spinoff known as PPD.

    Caligo(he/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, in my opinion, this show is going on too long, 15 seasons, with like 300+ episodes each. Im thinking about killing off the main character. He isn't doing well with the audience.

    da pan panda️‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my depressive episode 79341839003 is now. 79341839004 coming soon

    Sean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depressive franchise anyone? star wars could take inspration

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    #14

    Ungovernable Girl Summer Is *on* @falconryfinance

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    BC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “GET A DOG UP YA!!!”

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have made them an adults only special star exhibit. I mean come on; people would flock to it. Pun absolutely intended.

    Iridian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad. Those birds were obviously buddies. :P

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know how it started. Maybe the guests deserved what the birds were saying.

    StrangePenguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “and that fat parrot is the rare specked-” “OI STFU human!”

    celeste hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to your rooms and do ot come out till I say

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen here ya pestiferous mewling canker-blossom!

    Rahul Pawa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me. Was this posted by a company in Dubai that specializes in both *falconry* and *finance*???

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    #15

    The Reason 4 The Season Yall ❤️ @danaschwartzzz

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    Sprout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace ghost with ideal labor union and it still works

    MissMePhoenix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's normalize dressing up as ghosts before Christmas and scaring the rich people lol

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, when I die I think I want to come back as that kind of ghost. There are quite a few established and up and coming a******s I would LOVE to scare the s**t out of by haunting them. BOO, M**********r! Pay your people good salaries or I am NEVER going to leave—-and don’t say you’ll do it then go back in your word, or I will come back, turn your life into a living hell, and make you cry like a baby and beg for mercy, which I will not give. Just call me the SJW-G! Bwwwaaaahahahahaaaaa!

    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just agree. They'd have to follow through with it.

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    Nevertheless, people who would categorize themselves as introverts, most likely most of the readers of this post, do often feel a certain self-consciousness at this label. In some studies, when asked to roleplay, introverted people ended up appearing more extroverted to outside observers, simply because they would over what they thought a particularly social person would act like. Researchers call this self-monitoring, where we are more aware of certain behaviors, so, for example, an extrovert wouldn’t even think twice about being more loud and talkative, as it comes naturally. 

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    #16

    A 🚩 In The Modern Era Is If They Aren’t At Least A *little* Depressed Twitter/ Robertoneill31 @nbcnews

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And since we have to live in it, of course the f****r’s gotta be pay per view. And we’re paying. And paying. And paying. Through. The. Nose.

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    Victoria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in other obvious news.... rain is wet. Now onto sports....

    StrangePenguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no sh*t sherlock have you SEEN the world?

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world is going to hell in a hand basket … especially in Washington DC

    Gwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To NBC News: Thank you captain obvious!

    chaosincarnate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You should be happy." Me: ....but why?

    Dargonz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new great deppression is upon us

    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't just say Americans or even Adults... EVERY-F'ing-ONE

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    #17

    *is Excited For Bed Time Literally All Day Long, Since The Second I Woke Up Tbh* *finally Gets In Bed* *stares At Phone For Three Hours* @emilymurnane @dfarella

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    Mama Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Falling asleep on the couch literally takes no effort. Falling asleep on the bed means my pillow has to be at the right spot, room temperature is not too warm, switching sleeping positions until comfortable, making sure I've gone to the bathroom before bed, and not letting my anxiety take over.

    Doris_Deborah_Diane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are correct, couch sleep takes ZERO effort. My friends are amazed that I have a "pre-sleep" position, before I get into "regular-sleeping" position. But if I don't do it? I'm screwed.

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    Karen Krause
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can fall asleep in my bed watching tv, wake up and decide it's time I actually go to bed and lie there totally awake. It doesn't matter if it's the couch or bed, your brain decides, "Oh you're up, ok, then..."

    Shannon Mallory
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is sooooo true. Wake up on couch 'cuz your back hurts, shuffle off to bed, lie there looking at inside of eyelids while wishing you'd just stayed on the couch *sigh*

    Jane Hower
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy can I ever relate to that. I literally fall asleep in the chair in front of the TV, but by the time I get up and get into bed I'm wide awake!!!! NOT FAIR!!!! :(

    SZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make your bed your new couch

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG - right? I fall asleep in my comfy chair reading & finally go upstairs to bed - only to lie awake for another 2 hours.

    Roger Winslow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually sleep more on my couch at night than I do on my bed. That doesn't consider that I nap every day on my couch as well. I wonder how much I can get for my bed?

    Moezzzz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally me at the moment. I was so sleepy in my living room, lounging on the couch with GI Joe watching SNL and falling asleep. Came to bed and now I'm here.... wtf

    LynzCatastrophe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once in my cabin on the ferry I work on, I passed out in my cheap desk chair. Woke up, realized where I was, put on pyjamas and crawled into bed. And didn't sleep one bit.

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    #18

    Hired! Twitter Cred: @dralicejones

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    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15/10 - would love to hire!

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it! Just "blame" it on him 😉😉 ....if anyone even bothers to ask

    Zodiac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all heroes wear capes..

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, whenever I get a phone call, email, or snail mail: "I'm sure this could have been a text."

    Often, extroverts are seen as happy while introverts carry this stigma of being secretly lonely and miserable. This is patently untrue. First, extroverts self-report higher levels of happiness, but this doesn’t necessarily mean they are more happy, rather, they are under more social pressure to seem always cheerful. Introverts have no such compulsion and will often be more honest about their emotions if they actually decide to speak to someone about them. 

    #19

    *naps Enthusiastically* @kilo178

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    Androgyny Lunacy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my life. I think it is called high functioning depression.

    EJGeewhiz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does she know me so well??

    KimB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep Apnea can be the cause of like 80% of these symptoms....just saying if you relate and haven't been tested it's worth looking into. My mom had issues for years got tested and got a cpap says she's never felt better!

    barnaby staniland
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to be tested in a couple of weeks for it, admitted to the hospital with super high blood pressure. Turns out, you're not supposed to feel tired all the time and wake up gasping for breath in the night

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    Ruth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they left out the anxiety! :(

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    #20

    *jazz Hands* @hisamwelch

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked up why it was called that and apparently devil's food cake is called that because it's a sin, and let me just say: I don't get you guys.

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    Satan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this might be slightly ironic for me... but can someone explain? I don't get the reference.

    I give up on society
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey aren't you supposed to be in Georgia

    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and also I'd just like to tell you how much I appreciate your music.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, aren't you the devil I know?"

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deviled eggs is my fav!

    Sparks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying..................

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    #21

    Doorbell: *rings* Me: *dives Behind Nearest Potted Plant* Twitter/ Galacticidiots

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I sent a song called Tyler Durden to my ex (just to show him, nothing else) and he started telling me how that song was genius because did you know tyler durden doesn't exist in fight club and blah blah blah and I was like "dude I sent you the song, what do you think?"

    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's are some men who will mansplain to other men. You say something and they just have to one up you. I wonder if anyone has looked at whether those types are more of less likely to mansplain to women... If you're pretentious enough that you feel you need to correct me when I'm talking about something that I know about... I don't know where I was going with this, but now I'm mad at myself for not telling someone off a few years ago when he tried to correct me (with a law degree) about a matter of law (he doesn't have any legal background).

    chaosincarnate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading part any Jane Austen novel should be required for existence

    Finally, there is no measurable connection between extroverted traits and “calmer” forms of happiness, such as contentment and serenity. So not only are extroverts potentially lying about being happier, they may actually have more trouble finding other forms of happiness. So if you are an introvert, always feeling like there is some outside pressure to “do” more, feel free to ignore it, and instead, check out one of our other articles here, here, and here

    #22

    I’m A Ten Minutes Spent Hiding In My Favorite Office Bathroom Stall Whilst Staring At My Phone And Thriving Kind Of Person @theandrewnadeau

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's solidly in my after lunch coma

    not your average weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m both a morning person and a night person. I just don’t sleep.

    Lady Lestrange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm good for half an hour maybe that too after a good meal..

    #23

    Constructive Criticism? Oh, Oh No. None For Me Thanks. I’m Opposed

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    shanila.pheonix_
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, same. mostly for the compliments tho. i kinda fluster up and cant speak mostly cuz im not used to getting compliments

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else always suspecting sarcasm when they get a compliment? No? Just me, I guess...

    Loverboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda true for me. I'm good at taking criticism, if that's what you'd call it, but I can't handle compliments lmao

    Lou Cam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facts only, no value judgements either way is the way to go.

    Molly Kedge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot handle a compliment. I don’t know what to say. Do you say thank you? Do you compliment them back? I NEED HELP PEOPLE.

    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, apparently we’re supposed to say thanks and compliment the person back… I just get so flustered and self-effacing though.

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    G'ma B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My worst is the complimentary criticism!

    devotedtodreams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Word! Whenever someone compliments me, I think it's a joke or sarcasm or something that will come bite me in the a-s later if I accept it :/

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    #24

    I Like To Keep My Organs On Their Toes. Is This A “Carry Around A Giant Jug Of Water With Lines Drawn On It For Every Hour Of The Day To Make Sure I’m Staying Hydrated” Day Or Is It A “17 Coffees Before Lunch” Day? We Shall See ❤️ Twitter/ Alecrl

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds perfect tho ngl

    Sally Jenkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I eat 80 pizza rolls while you exercise for 2 hours? If so, count me in!

    LynzCatastrophe
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a great day!

    #25

    Human Larping For The Win 🙌 Twitter/ Mythicalredfox Via @aborteddreams

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    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s your weekly delivery of Acme explosives, Wylie. Go blow yourself up.

    Marvin HeartofGold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be a picture of me except I'm not nearly as cute

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's just a jump to the left"

    da pan panda️‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "mumy can you play human with us?" the mum:

    #26

    Happy Hours 32-40 Day To Those Who Celebrate *kazoo Noises* Twitter/ Averagelyjoe

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need three day weekends and 32 hour week maximum.

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm close, I work four 10 hour days and have three days off. Today is my first day off, which is my "be completely useless and recover day."

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    Liam Farranree
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You at least have the consolation you didn't end up on the planet Vogsphere having to listen to Vogon poetry.

    James S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    35 hours in my country. Thankfully we don't have Republicans here.

    Chintan Shah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some countries, the full time is way more than 40 hours. India for example you are expected to work 6 days a week and often 10-12 hours per day.

    Lady Lestrange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently I'm doing 50 hour work week. I'm going insane!!!

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell we could have wound up on a planet like Mercury or Venus with 1,408 and 5,832 hour long days respectively.

    Marla Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 40-hour workweek was once an achievement. It could have been, and was, worse. But we still need to keep reimagining.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the world without shrimp, or the world with nothing *but* shrimp…

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you read about life before 1940.

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    #27

    When I Was A Kid I Just Kinda Assumed That Most Grownups Had Their Shit Together… Then I Worked In Food Service 😬 #yikes Twitter/ Josiahvii

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    Satan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only need to if you want to experience the full range of stupid.

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    Jennik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being on a social media platform for more than 3 minutes will do it.

    HeavyMetalHeart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could just go on the internet.

    Aisling Raye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to submit a request that working in the medical field be added to this list.

    Lost Penny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you work in IT, you discover new shades of stupid.

    Miss Revelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you got to see it in person to believe it.

    Reviewer UK01
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working utilities is a pretty good one too. Pretty well everyone has electric, gas or water and they don't like paying for it.

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    #28

    “What! Are You Doing! In My Swamp!”- I Yell, Confused, At The Neighborhood Children At My Door Who Are Trying To Sell Me Magazine Subscriptions (Seriously Though… How Is This Still A Thing?!) @sketchesbyboze

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    Stephanie A Mutti
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I hated the show BUT I just want to be a member of the Paw Patrol and ride on the Paw Patroler with the gang. That would make me so happy

    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was extremely social up to my mid-20s. I got tired of the party scene, and the drinking and other shot that went on there. I was finding it shallow, highly unsatisfying, and actually quite sad and miserable. So I quit it. I chose my friends more wisely, and found myself becoming quite content. I go to movies. I go to stage shows. I travel. Sometimes by myself, sometimes with friends I know want to do and see all the stuff I want to. I’m married now, so have someone built-in to pal around with (amongst other things). Some may find it totally unexciting, but they’ll hopefully grow up someday and realize it’s better, and so much more satisfying (not to mention safer), to have a happy time instead of a wild time..

    Dark Pearl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riding a goose to work sounds sick tho

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    #29

    Not Having Plans Is Very Much A Plan In And Of Itself And Is One That I’m Very Much Looking Forward To Cred/ Brightindie Bana05

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    troufaki13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On Saturday I had plans to eat my snacks and watch some Netflix. Then at 7 a friend of mine texted me if I wanted to go out at 10. To my own surprise I said yes! 😅

    ShellsBells
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A very smart woman once said, "You know you're old when you go to bed at or before the time you used to go out." I saw your 10:00 and immediately thought, damn that's late, I'm in bed by 9, lol.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some days I have so many nothings scheduled that I couldn't possibly squeeze in a something anywhere.

    Amelia Jade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm incapable of last minute plans. A friend once called me at like 3pm, and asked of I'd want to go to a Fleetwood Mac concert that night with her husband. He had tix, but she had to work, and she knows I love Fleetwood Mac. I was so tempted, but I need advance notice to do things so I can mentally prepare, especially as something as big as a concert. Those can be overstimulating. I said no. It felt really weird to turn down free tickets to a band I love, with a chill, nice guy. But I could not mentally prepare on such short notice. Don't worry, I've seen Fleetwood Mac twice, and Stevie solo, once. So, it wasn't like I missed a once in a lifetime thing.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We DO enjoy BIL and SIL calling and inviting us over for cookouts. Just pick up some bread and that's our dinner contribution

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throughout my 20s and up to my mid-30s, I worked every shift EXCEPT 9-5 M-F. That meant I was usually off when everyone else was working, and working when everyone else was off. Now I have to say, it was nice for going shopping or to a park or the state fair or the movies and stuff—-no crowds when everyone was working. I also got accustomed to just going places and doing things on my own. If you’ve ever tried to figure out when to go and where, and what do and where to eat, etc with your friends, you know what I mean—-and there’s always that one friend who whines, and bitches, and is just a f*****g drag. F**k that. I just go on my own, have a much much better time exploring on my own, and don’t have to worry that someone I’m with doesn’t want to do that or go there or is tired and doesn’t want to walk anymore or won’t try the local fare because they only want familiar food from a chain restaurant, or whatthefuckever.

    Denise B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Exactly the same here!

    Lady Lestrange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes.. the keyword here is 'mental preparation'..

    Douglas Gilanyi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't anyone understand that "nothing" is a plan and is not to be interrupted, postponed, or effed with in any way?!

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    #30

    My Favorite Part Is How The People Who Announce That They Have “No Filter” Who Are Really Just Straight Up Nasty Are Often Times The People Who Can’t Take Even The Slightest Amount Of Feedback When It Comes To Their Own Flaws Cred/ Qh_murphy Dvphn1 Neutralangel

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I just say it how it is" "I'm always brutally honest" No you're just a b***h

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That annoys the hell out of me, I can't stand people who think honesty is rudeness

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm not mistaken there is an Indian tale that says honesty is like a precious stone. You have to hand it in a pretty box, with care and love, because if you throw it in someone's face, well, a rock is always a rock, and it's gonna hurt the same

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty wise. I think this what Loverboy was essentially saying above. People who say "I just say it how it is" or "I'm brutally honest" seem to throw the honesty rocks rather than present them with care.

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    Pink Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So casually cruel in the name of being honest

    Isa's left eye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally prefer brutally honest people because I'd rather know, yk? I also like mean humour, so brutally honest people make me laugh. But I do completely understand why I'm in the minority on that.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just agree to switch between "Tactful honesty" and "necessary honesty" as the situation warrents? Life is brutal enough.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tactfully honest should be a goal everyone can reach.

    Skip Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who are "brutally honest" enjoy the brutality more than the honesty.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, though. How you say things matter too.

    Leave Me Alone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I manage to be brutally honest and a ppl pleaser at the same time

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    #31

    I Think We Found The Song Of The Summer Y’all! Cred/ Leftboob-Enthusiast Thesilencedmasses

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    Elisa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a kazoo can be on key? I thought you just blew it and noise came out the other side.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know, the lyrics create pretty damned funny metaphors in this context: We're leavin' together But still it's farewell// And maybe we'll come back To Earth, who can tell?// I guess there is no one to blame We're leaving ground // Will things ever be the same again?// It's a mental breakdown// We're headin' for Venus And still we stand tall// 'Cause maybe they've seen us And welcome us all,// With so many light years to go And things to be found// I'm sure that we all miss her so// It's a mental breakdown...

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to sing this in my head while people watching at the airport when they are stuck in lines or trying to wrangle their kids.

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    #32

    Welcome To My ✨issues✨ @assadkarirocks

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my friends met them one time and everything was clear

    Cloudy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I wish more of my online friends could meet my mom, i think they would understand where like 99% of my problems come from

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    Barbara Skolly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an idea exbf who was very grumpy ... I met his dad and step-mom... i began to understand why he hated the world

    Bunnie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her user is elon musk is my fathrr💀👀

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once they see the zoo you crawled out of they apprentice you more.

    Asterisk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hence why we're splitting up...

    Bgray450
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Loud, inappropriately funny, affectionate, and obsessed with food.

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby already knew I was a basket case but when he met my folks he was surprised I wasn't more damaged.

    #33

    Maybe It’s ✨maybelline✨ @emilymurnane

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    Bunnie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom:NO IT'S BC UR ALWAYS ON THAT PHONE OF YOURS

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All. None. Some. Take your pick. Talk to someone you can trust, your doctor, your best friend, your mom or dad, just someone. It’s not good to keep it all bottled up inside too long, or you’ll reach your limit and explode one day, in a way you can’t plan, rehearse, or control. And that would be bad.

    Jeannie Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's laying down on my couch talking to my therapist who gives wet kisses and has a fur coat (really, don't judge a dog they listen better than people and talking to them I usually find my answers)

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    Plebbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hypochondriacs unite! Or... Maybe not, you might be contagious.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking google why you have a headache...

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    #34

    I Am A Big Fan Of Setting Healthy Boundaries, But That’s Specifically With Humans. My Dogs Call The Shots. @alexandrediboine

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    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're probably right therapists can feel envy just like everyone else.

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Heh, I got the same problem. Try noise canceling headphones, they work great.”

    #35

    I Feel Like Making A Comment About The Math Test You Didn’t Study For Nightmare Is Almost Cliché At This Point But Why Do I Keep Having It @sarauzer

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's driving and not being able to use the brakes (edit to add: I don't even drive in real life!!)

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one happens to me all the time! Very scary.

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I'm too stressed out I dream all my teeth are loosen and in the middle of the dream i remember I'm dreaming, only to believe i woke up and my real teeth are actually loosen until I realize im still dreaming and on and on, a lot of fun

    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! Spent a few days in the hospital a few years ago and had vivid dreams of my teeth crumbling in my mouth every single night. It was horrible!

    Dani Pret
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah!!!! school and exams I haven't studied for. Getting lost. Running slowly

    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RANDOM NUDE DREAM!!! (I can’t lie. I quite enjoy them.)

    Spring Gainer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running away from monsters in slow motion

    Lois Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My choices are lose all my teeth or have nightmares about a longtime toxic workplace. Wheee.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not both, while we're at it?

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    #36

    If Anyone Needs Me I’ll Be Over There Slipping The Server A $50 Asking If They Can Please Turn Down Or, Better Yet, Turn *off* The Music (But Seriously- Is This A Restaurant Or A Club? Why Is The Music This Loud If Everyone Is Just Sitting Around Eating Spaghetti? Are We Supposed To Drop It Like It’s Hot Or Converse???) Twitter / Itsasteros

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand having people to close to me at anytime. I almost freaked out today because I was overheating, I could hear 20 different things, I was being touched, all so annoying

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this being slightly on the autistic spectrum? I can't wear watches. Or my wedding ring. Or glasses. Or a wallet. Glasses make the world too sharp; trees are more comfortable as foliage than as collections of discreet leaves. Tinitus sucks, but hearing the house sucks just as much. And sometimes I just have to yell, "STOP" to my wife and kid.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Original Bruno, what you are describing sounds like it might be sensory processing issues and while it’s not uncommon for folks on the autistic spectrum to experience them there’s a handful of other conditions or disorders that are connected to sensory issues as well.

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    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's walking into stores that have TOO much, like an antique mall where things can be cluttered and mismatched. I love them but I can't take everything in at once and have to keep my eyes down until I can slowly make my way up each stall. Can be overwhelming.

    Jennik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me getting a migraine.

    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The science fiction TV show Babylon 5 get's you, from episode seven LONDO: ...My shoes are too tight. VIR: ...Excuse me? LONDO: Something my father said. He was... Old, very old at the time. I went into his room, and he was sitting, alone in the dark, crying. So I asked him what was wrong, and he said, "My shoes are too tight. But it doesn't matter, because I have forgotten how to dance." I never understood what that meant until now. My shoes are too tight, and I have forgotten how to dance. Pause VIR: ...I don't understand. LONDO: Smiling wistfully Nor should you.

    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister kept asking me what was wrong with me all day today, I kept saying nothing I'm fine until I had a full blown panic attack. Felt really stupid admitting it was because my sock was slightly twisted and felt weird/uncomfortable. (I could feel the seam bunched up under my toes) After I calmed down, she asked what triggered it and I told her my socks were making my toes claustrophobic! (I was in a very public crowded place so couldnt/didn't want to remove my shoes to fix them) my sister understood because her and her 5yr old daughter never wear socks for the same reason (claustrophobic toes!) My neice is autistic and both me and my sister are waiting to be assessed (we both have loads of sensory issues and Adhd symptoms)

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg when there's too much noise I completely shut down and can't function. Not even speak so I can't tell people to stfu

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on, I cannot engage with you right now because my fingernails are too long

    Norma Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chucky cheese birthday party syndrome...lol

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    #37

    My Favorite Part Of The Transaction Is When The Panic Sets In 🙌🙌 @tacko_belle

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fought with a card reader at the gas station the other day. Wasnt removing it fast enough and then was too fast. Ugh.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always beeplike a bomb getting ready to detonate on a movie too

    #38

    I Just Don’t Know What I’d Do With All The Free Time That Would Clear Up If I No Longer Dwelled (Dwelt??) On All Possible (And Many Impossible) Disaster Scenarios @writermeredithireland

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you not worrying about everything all the time? I don't get how it's possible

    I give up on society
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life too short to waste in something you can't control. Just do best you can. In the end as long as you tried, it will or will not work out.

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    Tardis42
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bother and I live about 5 hours apart. Several times we've found ourselves traveling in opposite directions on the same highway and we'll call each other and keep track of where we are and then finally stay on the line while we announce we're getting closer and closer and finally, "I see your car!" at which point we'll roll down the windows and wave frantically at each other as we pass from opposite sides of the road at about 70 MPG and laugh like lunes as if that's the funniest thing in the world. Aaaah, family.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my husband. He just says I have enough anxiety for the both of us. Fair enough.

    Lady Lestrange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sleeping peacefully when they hit the bed.. I don't get it.. (O_o)

    Androgyny Lunacy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But most of the time they don't have anything going on upstairs... So all we need is a lobotomy or brain damage and we too can possibly lack anxiety..

    Temporary Dork
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have mistaken anxiety and depression for profundity more than once.

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    Captain Awesome
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm home I don't really worry. But leaving stresses my right the hell out.

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    #39

    I Wish My Brain Had A Sleep Button. This Shit’s Exhausting Twitter/ Erinchack

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a circuit breaker on a timer. No more than 15 minutes of spin cycle thinking.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I start yawning. My brain says "nope, we're done here now. I need to cool down or I'll shut down!"

    StrangePenguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me just staring off into space in class *pop* fan pops out.”oops my bad fam i was overthinking again”

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would probably be on 24/7 for me.

    James S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tinnitus serves this purpose. Having a nice quiet think with little noise? Have some high pitched buzzing to distract you!

    Lady Lestrange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...thinking too hard or when I'm hot headed..

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    #40

    *jazz Hands* Twitter/ Wheeltod

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    Iridian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I act on red flags the first time.

    JM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been properly notified!

    #41

    It’s Called Balance. Look It Up. @joshgondelman

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be qualified to do that but I'm too lazy, so I'd follow you

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd definitely be WAY less annoying than the alternative.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If "novelty sandwiches" means what I think it means, how is this a bad thing? Melt chocolate chips over peanut butter over bread. You're welcome.

    A. Starhawk Hunt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve harbored a grudge since I was 12; I’ll be 60 this year. I’d still dance on her grave- with an entire marching band. This has little effect on my mind. She’s probably fat, has 5 - 8 kids and almost certainly looks older than I do. Petty but it tickles grudge.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a novelty sandwich for you! Peanut butter, grape jam, cheese, and lettuce. Seriously, try it.

    #43

    Reasonable @chuck_wendig

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did we do to deserve that???? Oh wait...

    Full Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised Uranus isn't doing the same, considering what we named it.

    Shane G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair to Jupiter, it also throwing rocks away from earth. It cannot help it. Eve since it heard the phrase "if you love something set it free..."

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Jupiter’s own poop it’s flinging, or some other planet’s poop that passes close enough by them?

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the accepted science was that Jupiter (and the other gas giants) were actually sweeping our solar system of most large asteroids? It's one reason they think Earth is capable of supporting life ie: we're not getting pounded by regular planet killers. edit: Well, apparently it's both. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/160330-jupiter-smacked-asteroid-shield-astronomy

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Post...nuff said

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should this be abnormal? The Sun has been flinging deadly charged particles at Earth for 4.5 billion years.

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    #44

    “I’m Somewhat Of A Party Animal” I Whisper To Myself As I Send A Funny Meme To My Bestie Along With The Text Saying That Our 6 Pm Dinner Plans Are Actually A Little Late For Me And Would It Be Okay If We Either Moved It Up To The More Reasonable Hour Of 4 Pm Or Rescheduled To A Later Date? Twitter/ Littleerik

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    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have the sudden urge to do this to my friends too

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Bonus because they have two insane dogs who will lose their minds. lol

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    Isabelle Lamarque
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend who drove the train that went by my street and once in a while mainly if he knew I was feeling sad he would let me know he'd be passing by and he'd ''honk'' his train 🤗😅

    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad knew a guy who would honk the train when passing our house when I was growing up! So fun!

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    Doodilydoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww having friends seems fun, I wonder what it's like

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this post so much every time I see it.

    Androgyny Lunacy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this makes me feel a little more social than I thought that I was. I would have stared out the door or window and waved. Lol But try to pull into my driveway and I was never home. Lol

    #45

    Sounds Refreshing? @jackisnotabird

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd lowkey be upset, that sounds fun.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but eventually you’ll want to take a shower. With soap. And towels. And a fluffy robe. And clean clothes. And a bed. And steaks. And ice cream. And wine. You get the picture. (If I eat or drink too much citrus, the acid burns my mouth and I develop sores from the burning. Not sure I’d be overly fond of salty coconuts from the ocean either).

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    Jennik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea you gathered coconuts from the sea. I always thought they came from trees populated by ageing rock stars.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Book a different cruise line next time.

    Cooking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they don't need to be rescued 😅

    Cat lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cast Away in real life

    #46

    Not A Fan Of Circumstances Tbh Cred- Conan!

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    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie will be called "The Circumstancening"

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sequel will be "The Circumstancening 2: This Time, It's Personal."

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    Z
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like The Troubles in Northern Ireland

    #47

    The Facts And Information Make It Real Tough Though Tbh Twitter/ Donni

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain is too full to be dealing with this shi

    BC
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an historian who focuses on warfare. While teaching refugees and kids most likely to join the defence forces. I need the fantasy world to get through. Peace ✌️.

    Themoonprincess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I was still a kid. Blissfully unaware.

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    #48

    I Just Dont Want To Be In Public 👌😆

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    imontape
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in your head you think your face is neutral lol

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know my face isn't neutral, but I honestly don't care anymore. Edit: My profile pic IS my neutral face, so you can see it doesn't really matter. I was trying for 'neutral' and ended up projecting 'I will kill you in your sleep' instead.

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    ThéviNinja
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Daniel Levy at the bottom? I love his performance in this role

    #49

    This Is Me Living Up To My Potential Cred/ Caesarsaladinn

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Wakes up and sees that it's 5:57* I can sleep for a few more minutes. *i say knowing damn well I am going to sleep way past 6*

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t it just amazing how that extra ten minutes suddenly turns into an hour and a half, and you swear you JUST closed your eyes a second ago?

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where you're going wrong is in actually making the decisions - whenever you feel the urge, just say to yourself "I'll make plans tomorrow".

    #50

    On Second Thought, Maybe I Don’t Need To Spend $89 On An Ancestry Test As It Is Pretty Clear That I Am 100% Honey Cake @keelyflaherty

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    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey cake honey cake, show me your ways. Sitting and chilling and resting for days. I'll take just a nibble, oh what have I done?! I guess we'll just have to start back from day one!

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually looked up the recipe. It’s a nope for me. Any recipe with mile long lists of ingredients and complicated and/or time-consuming instructions is a hard pass in my book. I don’t have the time or the inclination for complicated recipes. I just want to cook something and eat it, not baby it or have to go through some kind of initiation process for it.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had the discipline to wait 25 hours, I wouldn't be eating cake.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is who the f**k has time to wait 25 hours for a cake

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I looked it up. This is a Hungarian version of a honey cake. The reason it needs to chill for that long is that it has a sponge cake layer, and the longer it sits, the softer it gets. It looks pretty, but it has ingredients like Cream of Wheat in it. The Russian honey cake looks really good!

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    Alisa The Snape Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey cake is my relative so I relate to its needs

    Helmuth Massat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something one of my aunts would have made for a family gathering.

    k sand
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh a layer of berry? I want a bite!

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    #51

    I Wake Up Every Morning And Give Thanks That I No Longer Work In Retail (Shoutout To That Guy In Like 2007 Who Walked Up To My Register, Declared That I Was A “Living Breathing Crap Magnet” And Exited The Store, Hope He’s Well 🙌) Twitter/ Heyyitsjanea

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    #52

    Pretty Sure I’m About To Be The Winner Of The Argument I’m Having In My Head With My High School Math Teacher Who, Circa 2003, Was The Worst Twitter/ Jimmfelton

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    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only day two? Don’t just let her off the rope so easy

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still working on one from a coffee shop over 10 years ago!

    #53

    *boop* *leaps Onto Passing Jet Ski* @jordanstrattn

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or you can simply take off your sock and give it to them.

    #54

    Oh Dear. I Seem To Have Misplaced My Invisibility Cloak And Will No Longer Be Able To Make It To Your Brunch. Best Wishes @bencsmoke

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    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm such an anxiety-prone introvert that I plan at least three outfits in advance for one event, so I can't use this excuse.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And definitely try them on well before the event.

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    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't go to a bbq because I couldn't find socks. So yeah, I feel that.

    #55

    I Have Seen My Future And It Is Bright @traciebreaux

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    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching Netflix on the couch, fall asleep halfway through like Snorlax, wake up an hour or so later, make some snacks and coffee so I can stay awake and resume Netflix. That's my weekend.

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood this whole thing about needing to squeeze as much out of the weekend as possible by being super-active and stuff. My perfect weekend is playing video games and/or (binge-)watching something on YouTube/Netflix, occasionally stepping out onto the balcony to give my plants some TLC, and sleeping :)

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    #56

    My Only Goal Has Become Being The Kind Of Patient Who My Therapist Talks About With Her Friends And Family (Not In A Hipaa Violation Way More In A Vibes Way) And Potentially Even Her Therapist About 🙌 Twitter/ Yellowcardigan

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last therapist really helped me get out of the hole I had fallen into, and I like to think that in return she enjoyed my company. I made her laugh several times and told her how cool her tattoos were (I went to the student clinic at my local university, which meant that it was much cheaper but more importantly it meant being assigned to someone about my own age, which made me more comfortable).

    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I always try to make my therapist laugh at what I say

    #57

    Socially Acceptable Schmocially Acceptable. Doesn’t Matter. Do You. Twitter/ Hxrtbtch

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    LonelyWriter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... If you actually don't care you can basically do anything. Be rude to dumb people? It's not gonna affect you. Bad grades? Idc. But sadly, that doesn't really happen.

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    Tony Weldon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone starts a conversation with a subject I have no interest in, I just say ' I didn't ask' and then walk away.

    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't say that! or you won't be pressed into other conversations you don't care about.

    Douglas Gilanyi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that. Only once, though. It felt amazing and now, years later, my coworkers remember it and tell new hires about it.

    #58

    Spoiler Alert: It Is None 😘 @st_vincent

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't take this the wrong way but....." insert insult here.

    BananaMonkey(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't take this the wrong way, but i don't care.(I'm combining this one and #47)

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all do respect please f**k off because you're annoying and I don't like your presence

    I give up on society
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then insert I like your pants. Watch head exploded.

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tire of hearing that on TV shows. Among other boilerplate lines.

    #59

    While I In No Way Identify As A “Hugger”, I Extra Do Not Identify As A Double Cheek Kisser. Please Do Not Put Me In This Position. I Never Know What To Do. Are We Doing Two Kisses Or Three? Cheek To Cheek Or Are You Actually Going To Put Your Lips On Me? This Is Far Too Many What-Ifs For A Greeting And I'm Just Sitting Over Here Wondering If My Face Is Sweaty. @tragicallyhere

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    Jennik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should write a guide on where to put your feet when someone hugs you. In fact, body parts in general. Chapter One - feet. Chapter Two - arms. Chapter Three - nose. And so on.

    BananaMonkey(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would write this if I knew the answers. My grandma always hugs me so tightly I very literally can't breathe. It happened twice outside of a restaurant. Very awkward.

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    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never heard that one before

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    #60

    Someone Give This Icon A Master Class Pronto Twitter/ Kateheywood8

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    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really have that many unannounced visitors? I only have one "visitor" a month and it's UPS delivering my ADHD medication, and the only reason I open the door is because I have to sign for it.

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone comes to my door, I just say "I'm on the phone." And it's true. Just not talking to anybody.

    #61

    When Your Friend Stops Being A Friend And Starts Being A Monster @calebsaysthings

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    #62

    It’s Like An “Are You Mad At Me” But Minus All The Annoying Small Talk @employeetears

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    imontape
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something Michael Scott would do and blame it on Toby when it goes wrong

    #63

    ❤️❤️❤️ @briansimspa

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    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love it when people tell me i'm weird.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really means that these people are not actually weird. But how you label people is.

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    #64

    Let’s Circle Back In The New Year? Twitter/ Socalledfablife

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was going to get back into shape, but that assumes I once was in shape.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting it together seems so much harder than just staying like this

    #65

    And Now, A Little Song Called “Why I’m Crying At The Whole Foods” And A 1 And A 2 And A 1 2 3 Twitter/ Karli_cummings

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. It's awful and I feel really bad BUT STOP TALKING SHUSH

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes! It's why I'd never turn my back on noise-cancelling earbuds ever again. Heck, I wish I had invisible ones so I could pop them in at work too, especially at the checkout desk (I'm a librarian, and sometimes you'd think we're being invaded by a herd of water buffalos)

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends how many other things have been going on for me that day. It's really bad if it's when I'm working, because you can't get kids to just be silent when they play.

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially people standing next to each other or on the phone and feel the need to yell so everyone within 25 yards can hear them.

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like they are in the trenches, being attacked, talking on a walkie-talkie during WWII.

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    #67

    Thankful That Today I Will Not Be Trying To Explain My Job To Old People Who Want To Shout About Politics And Ask Me Invasive Personal Questions ❤️ @ramblinma

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    #68

    Iso A Grownup To Take Care Of Me Because I Am *not* Nailin’ This ❤️ Twitter/ _nicksy Jojoldn

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    #69

    Y = Mx + Shhhhhh @lindsays_aloser

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in high school right now and the maths we learn is absolutely useless. The only useful thing I've learnt is how to do taxes.

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy your high school is teaching you how to do this. Most US public school curriculums do not include it.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I f*****g hate how complicated everything is! What even is the prurpose of life and why is it so important to have a functioning society? Why couldn’t we have stayed in the stone age forever!?

    #70

    Now Hiring: Person To Handle All Of My Basic Communication Tasks. Plz. Ilysm. @davidiserson

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pharmacy will text me that I'm out of refills, text YES if you want us to call your doctor to authorize a new prescription. Not only YES, but HELL YES. Please and thank you.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be able to do it if I had to call. I usually go in to get a new script, but have done telehealth sometimes which is okay for me because they have to ring, I just have to answer.

    #71

    Remember When Every Work Call Began With Like A 30 Minute Rundown Of Everyone’s Mental Health? @chloehenryxxo

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    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who thought the word would end in 2012 were laughed at but has anything that happened since felt real?

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I punched my cousins elbow, and THAT felt real

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    #73

    The Future Is Here And It Is Whacky ❤️ Twitter/ Profmusgrave

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    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're talking about window screens, right?

    #74

    *slowly Unclenches Jaw* “Is That Not The Same Thing??” Twitter/ Mamajulesm

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    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, don't take my one coping skill away from me!

    #75

    Right On Top Of That, Rose *screams* Twitter/ Powell_da Via @iamemployedaf

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this in my free time anyway, why not

    Cat lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not!? Aaaaaaaargh

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    #76

    I’m Just Over Here Thankful That We Haven’t Assigned Other Communicative Response Expectations To Bodily Functions Outside Of The Sneeze 🙌 Can You Imagine If There Was A Conversation Expectation After Farts?? *faints* Fb Cred Caleb Armour

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    JammaCoast2Coast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say, "Pis Maco" (Serbian), which translates to, "Go away kitten".

    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say "Gesundheit" - literally "health" [to you]

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just ignore it like I do. Even being Chistian I have never understood saying bless you.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember learning a few years ago that once upon a time the belief was that one’s soul could be dislodged from one’s body while sneezing which would give evil spirits the opportunity to gain possession unless of course one had the protection of a blessing.

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    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We say "ew" inn my house. Lol

    A Really Bored Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or take a leaf from Jerry Seinfeld’s book, and say: “You’re so good looking.”

    #77

    If Heaven And Hell Decide That They Both Are Satisfied Illuminate The No's On Their Vacancy Signs... 🎵🎶 @theminist

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    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite...who's choking on the splinters"

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The waiting is the hardest part - every day you see one more card. You take it on faith, you take it to the heart - the waiting is the hardest part. *checks email yet again*

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads." Cryptic? I'll give you cryptic.

    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour But heaven knows I'm miserable now "Oh, you've been in the house too long", she said And I naturally fled'

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a GenXer. "When you say it's gonna happen now, when exactly do you mean? You see, I've already waited too long, and all my hope is gone."

    Anxious&Bored Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of the tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way."🎶

    #78

    I Do My Greatest Confrontational Conversational Work In The Shower Tho @andrewschiavone

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I'm winning in those conversations!

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One could imagine the water washing all those down the drain and maybe even find some gratitude for having such easy access to hot running water?

    #79

    An Identity I Embrace With Open Arms ❤️ Twitter/ Dandanorangutan

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    #80

    Dear Hr. Is It Too Late To Switch To Penguin? I Believe I Would Do Much Better In That Role. Please Lmk. @nanosounds

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    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, a still shot of a video doesn't do it justice. https://youtu.be/bbKqHKOxezg

    Dispatcherqueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for sharing the link...that was adorable

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    #81

    If Anyone Needs Me, I’ll Be Seeking Out An Opportunity To Say This To Someone @suevavoom

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    #82

    I’m Up For A Little Spectral Adventure, Besties ❤️ @thisone0verhere

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    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Midnight on Christmas eve a ghost appears: "Behold miserable wretch the chains that in life you have forged link by link ... Ghost: "whoahh there sure is a lot of chain here, sheesh like it just keeps going and going..."

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Jesus Christ did you bomb a nursery home or something?”

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only a ghost would have the time to figure out what I'm doing wrong, and yes, two back-ups would be a good plan.

    #83

    A Role That, Should I Show Up, I Am Always Happy To Fill ❤️ Twitter/ Copymama

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    #84

    Thoughts? Oh, None For Me Thnx @calculations

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    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Buddha attains enlightenment circe 599 b.c.

    #85

    How About We Do A Poll? Should I Stop Letting Strangers On The Internet Make Decisions For Me? Comment ❤️ For Yes And ⭐️ For No. Looking Forward To Seeing The Results! @cliched_out

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    #86

    This Nye Is Lookin Real Asleep By 9 Ish And I’m Honestly Giddy With Excitement Over That ❤️ Twitter Social_mime

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    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never knew that feeling, with at best a handful of exceptions have always spent it at home with my family ♥ Maximum chill

    #87

    I Live Every Day In Fear Of Becoming A Meme @emilymurnane

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    devotedtodreams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lowkey suspicious of anyone's cell phone whose camera is not pointed at the floor

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    #88

    Lolz I’m All Set Thanks @ohhelloitsmax

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have kids, but I want to know for the future, is it still socially acceptable to drop your kids off at a party and leave until it ends? I know my mum generally stayed when my younger siblings had to go to parties but that was because one was disabled and because she just likes to talk. When she had five of us around on weekends when us older three were going to parties she would just drop us off.

    #89

    Relatable Af Twitter/ Char_x0

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we had chickens they would run around in a frenzy of excitement waiting for someone to let them out into the yard and I vividly remember my dad saying how much he envied them.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the hens it's generally because they have laid an egg. If I had to do that I would probably scream too. What amuses me about chickens is the find places they don't think anyone will find them to lay, but then their noise alerts you about where the egg will be.

    #90

    Mom! Look What I Can Do! *attempts To Function As An Adult* @shelbywolstein

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    #91

    Yooo This Shit’s Deep Twitter/ Heyitsbayy

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pocket-sized diaries are too small to write anything about the concept of life.

    I give up on society
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wake up do something go to bed. Rense and repeat

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    #93

    My Dogs Are Thriving Tysm @simoncholland

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a happy 7pm on a Wednesday in winter!

    #94

    My Bitter Car Window Grudge Would Be About Southwest Airlines ❤️

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a grudge against a teacher who didn’t even wish me happy birthday. She is very mean to be honest

    #95

    Samesies Except I Also Look Like This In August ❤️ @kimquindlen

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    #96

    My Favorite Part Of The Morning Is When The Barista Asks My Name For My Order And I Promptly Forget What It Is. I Do This Every Morning And Always Know The Question Is Coming Yet And Somehow Am Always Caught Off Guard. @binchcity

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    Liam Farranree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. A combination of not actually doing much and brain fog.

    #97

    I Fear This Does Not Say Good Things About Me @thecatwhisprer

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    Bibmibap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a nasty shitheel I guess.

    Tabitha Osika
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that be the 1st, 2nd or 83rd time cuz it matters

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am clear, consice and ready to repeat myself

    zovjraar me
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just say a bunch of curse words.... it will connect you to a person fast!

    YTK
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    2 years ago

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    #99

    Unhinged Saturday Is On, Y’all *proceeds To Spend Entire Rainy Day Hanging Out On The Couch With My Dog* Twitter/ Kinkinwkindness

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    Serenity Now!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to me: but I've been unhinged every day

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    #100

    *sets As Permanent Auto-Response* @zackfrommyspace

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    #101

    Single Iso Precedented Times @caitiedelaney

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