30 Savage Parenting Posts That Prove Kids Have No Chill (New Pics)

If you do it right they always feel this way. My kid is 18 and has always wanted to sit next to me.. now most of the time it's so she can harrass me but I will take it!!!!

Don't knock the Frog. He was and still is my idol :)

Bonus points if you also sing along loudly.

Lol one kid will do the dishes and stuff, two of my children would burn the house down making a cupper

Armageddon.

My friends told me they didn't realize how messy they were until their kids were all gone for a week last summer because they're used to the kids having assigned chores and doing the clean-up. I told them maid service would be cheaper, lol.

And rightly so!

One time being an extrovert netted me a French bulldog. She destroyed my house, but hey, free dog!

I went in looking as terrible as I could on purpose. Now every time I’m carded I look way better than the swamp monster on my ID. Follow me for more life hacks. ;)

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Haha. My husband has the audacity to ask me what to do when we are doing chores. Um, I KNOW you know what to do without my input and direction. I know because we have been living together for 22 years. You seem to manage chores just fine without me. Just pretend I wasn't here also doing chores.

Task completed.

Grab two different things from the hotel breakfast bar and bring them up and say this one is for you, wait a second and she will say I want what you got.

My kid apologises to my cat for my singing.

I'm sure I''m not the only one saying, yes, I would buy that book.

Ask him to find a deer while driving...

But that age you already have done everything for them, multiple times.

Sadly, the village doesn't exist anymore. Between the increase in unsafe villagers and not knowing who will complain about what... yeah... the village moved on...

I absolutely hate camping. I would prefer staying home too. It's where all my favorite things are.

Ahh man what a newb. I start with things along the lines of "obviously I am a moronic idiot..." Changes every time, just a little. Gotta keep it fresh.

only way to understand it!

To be honest, I don't care about my birthday and haven't cared for a while. No big deal, I just don't mind it.

Isn't that what AI was supposed to do in the first place instead of replacing creative people?

Ooh a list maker. My sister and niece are one of those people. Any other list makers out there..what is the first thing on your list? I bet you actual dollars it is :make to do list. You might not do that anymore but when you were younger, you absolutely did.

I was very amused by my friend's daughter's alarm app, which asked you to solve a maths problem correctly before it turned off the alarm.

Where do you think McDonald's gets its meat? So in a way, you can

30 minutes earlier... "What kind of toys does your friend -- not YOU, your FRIEND -- like?"

Mine is QR codes. I gave up. If it requires a QR code, it ain't happenin, baby!

My partner and i drove home from work together - SLOWLY, for JUST that reason.

This is called J.O.M.O....Joy Of Missing Out

That's Monday....

The official name is Lord Stanley's Cup

Then as you got home and decided to take a shower, he decided to take one.

As a non-American, non-parent I have to say I have not a clue what a "shaker of sprinkles" refers to.

My youngest daughter can run three devices simultaneously on one video game but it once took her ten minutes to figure out how to open the microwave door.

When you become an adult you learn that you can sleep in a little longer if you cry and shower at the same time.👍

Jeeze. Where'd he go for something that quick?!

If you time it right it will pass through the blades unscathed.

Never ever has any navigation system talked to me in celestial directions. But I have heard many people complain about it. What kind of navigation do you all use?

Well, that's easy. You just download Roblox

Relatable.

YOU ARE THE MAGIC!

Why does Santa have the same handwriting as you? That's when I knew...I knew.

What about freezing to watch them play hockey? Does that count, or should I get him to do a non-ice sport?

I don't even have kids and I was losing my scissors all the time. So I bought a load of them, there's 2 in the kitchen, 2 on my desk and 1 in a cupboard. Works wonders, they're never ALL missing at the same time, so I always have scissors. Regular scissors are cheap, and it saves so much frustration. Same with pens, there's a bunch in every room.

A vacuum themed birthday party? That sucks.

Probably not for long, though.

My teens: wake, animé, eat, nap. Repeat.

“I’m sorry, did you say ‘Sing it all loud and proud?’ Wish granted!”

Or you ask them to do something and the resonse is "I will". No timeframe at all.

Solo shopping trips, me time. Many occasions I will have people apologize for, what they believe, is their slowness. Naw baby, drag it out for me. I am okie dokie on that, take your time.

When I was a kid, my dad would watch me or my brother playing games. We'd ask if he wanted to play, and he would just say he was watching for tips & tricks. This past weekend, I caught myself doing the same thing with my son. It was then I realized, it was not for the tips or tricks, but just to spend time with us, no matter how quiet he was.