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We'd hate you back but that would take too much effort

Join the bullies against yourself and confuse the s**t out of them

I ben zene this all over the internet.

Yes

He's getting there guys

So, if you were sitting on your phone, would you be humanizing a human?

I recently purchased some vinyl stickers for my van that say "Tis but a scratch!" and have a silhouette of the Monty Python Black Knight on them XD I can't wait to put them on the various scratches on my 22-year-old VW van!

It's all about perspective

Downvote fairy went crazy on this post's comments, huh?

Question for native Spanish speakers: Is there forever a tiny little part of you that still thinks there's a bottle next to the rice telling you, "I am sauce!!!!"

organised to rice up

This is disturbing.

So unsettling.

Omg it’s perfect! So satisfying

Poke it

are you insane??

Clearly the work of a vampire vexed by counting rice

What's happening?!

My OCD likes this

this gives me anxiety

How was this accomplished?

D) inconsistency

*Scizzors has entered chat*

Has anyone ever eaten trail mix for a reason other than the M&M’s?

Glad they added the umm to make it realistic

Truly relatable!

Don't move it and act like that's how it's supposed to be

Nobody wants more Missouri

talk about a topic change

Preach!!!

Dry humor is all wet.

They didn't get an answer though, and the thread is locked. This is your moment to join them and ask again.

Why does everyone assume if you don't like Biden you are a Trump supporter? It's like, "Oh, you don't like mayonnaise? Well then, you must really like ketchup."

Knockoff Green Eggs and Ham, chicken edition?

They've got a point.

It might be the cat's name?? :o

It worries me how long it takes people to learn this... And how many need drugs to reach 'hungry engineer' levels of enlightenment.

So is he in jail? And he's not supposed to have a phone? Or is something else happening. The orange is throwing me off.

*steals rings to go to donut planet*

cause is tiring to be the support all the time

Just plant it like I did. My money tree should be sprouting any day now.

seeing this pic im not sure i believe it either

And then you miss a tiny bit in one of the next squares and it gets upset at you...

M&M's never tried to hide this fact.

it could have been a lot worse if it wasn't for the sign

the sass, looks my barista got some this morning!

Because his smile matches his eyes

First - they want your money, not for you to be in jail. Second, paying taxes is not complex. Paying less taxes is complex. They're not looking to put people in jail, they're looking to get money. The complex part is added by the wealthy, so that they can pay less taxes. If you make less than the top 20% by income, the more complex parts of tax code are not going to affect, you, since you won't get much by way of tax return. If you're 29, single, and get paid of $50,000 a year, you will pay some $4,200. If you've paid nothing, you will get a letter from IRS, saying "you owe us $4,240, pay up in the next X months, or you will owe up more". There are a half a dozen governmental websites which will do the calculation for you. However, if, instead of the standard deduction, you want to itemize your deductions, you're on your own.

Does the GW really tell time? I don’t see any numbers or anything in there.

I would consider lizards to be a valid form of currency (the value goes down if the lizard bites me, though)

Imagine being a cop in that clown a** car

Before posting anything on the internet, run it past the dirtiest-minded person you can find. For consequences of failing to do so, see Exhibit A (above).

blue is smurf flavored, often made from squeezing smurfs, but some artificial favoring around

I’m in this picture.

This kid is going to grow up and become a supervillain