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Tumblr is a wild place. One moment, you might come across the most wholesome meme you’ve ever laid your eyes on. And the next, you may find yourself staring at a conversation that makes absolutely no sense, even after you’ve read it a dozen times.

But if you’re interested in finding all of the best content from Tumblr compiled in one list, we’ve got you covered, pandas. The Stole It from Tumblr Instagram account shares gems that they’ve found on the platform that deserve to be seen by wider audiences. We’ve got a list of their best posts waiting for you down below, so enjoy scrolling through, and remember to upvote all of the pics that make you giggle!

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The Other Guest
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen that post a dozen times on Tumblr, and this is the first time I put "Mike Hawk" together. Good one, Tony. Good one.

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    Zelda McLink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would 100% watch this and I'm not even a Bond fan.

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    No matter where you are in the world right now or what kind of week you’ve had, I think it’s safe to say that we could all use some humor right now, pandas. And if you’re looking for some images that will make you chuckle, you’ve come to the right place! The Stole It From Tumblr Instagram account has over 5,600 hilarious posts full of interactions that might make you raise your eyebrows and start giggling uncontrollably.

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    The page has amassed nearly 250K followers since its creation in 2015, and it’s easy to see why. There’s infinite content on Tumblr, and wading through all of it on your own can be a bit intimidating. But this page has done all of the hard work for you and wrapped funny memes from Tumblr into a neat, easy to read package with a bow on top!

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    Catlady6000
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are all the best TV show or movie ideas only in posts and we never get to see them

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    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more reason militant vegans are idiots

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    If you were never an avid Tumblr user yourself, you might not be super familiar with the site and how it works. But it’s still thriving today, despite the fact that the platform hit its peak about a decade ago. According to Demand Sage, there are currently about 519 million blogs on Tumblr from all over the world. And every single day, 12.8 million posts are published for Tumblr users to enjoy.

    When it comes to who frequents the social media platform, Tumblr reports that their users are an equal split between men and women, the majority being Gen Z and Millennials. And as far as why people hop onto the site, 60% say that they visit to find entertainment, while 12% use the platform to connect with loved ones.  

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    Zelda McLink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat the Younger knows I'm leaving for work when I start putting on make up. He gets very upset when he sees me doing this!

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    Gwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Ah ah ah ah time to die time to die 🎶

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    If you’re wondering what the appeal of Tumblr is, compared to other social media sites, we’ll let the platform speak for itself. In fact, according to Tumblr, it’s not a social network, but rather a “mycelial network.”

    “Tumblr is whatever you want it to be,” the website states. “Oh, and influencers? Don't even go here. This is your space. Every video you find, every quote you reblog, every tag you curate, every waterfall GIF you secretly gaze at in wonder—that's all you. You're the explorer. We're just a map you all keep on making. Welcome home. Welcome to weird. Make it yours.”

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    Biofish23
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, as a parent your most important responsibility is to unconditionally and whole heartedly love and support whatever child you get.

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    Because the formatting of Tumblr is different from Instagram, Facebook and other social media sites, the focus is more about the content, rather than followers and likes. In fact, you can’t even see how many followers other Tumblr users have. The website is also more customizable than most similar platforms, so users can have a unique experience rather than one dictated by a bunch of corporate suits in a multi-million dollar office somewhere.   

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    International headline acts doing their Australian wide tour in Melbourne, Sydney and maybe Brisbane.

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    Tiger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually really funny, whoever popped the extra joint in is hilarious 😂

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    And if you’re not interested in using Tumblr simply to stay entertained or get some giggles into your day, you might be able to use it to practice some of your skills. Rowena Wiseman at Novlr recommends that writers use Tumblr to share snippets of their work or share details about their writing process. It can help fans stay connected if they hear more about the background of their favorite books, and they’ll be thrilled when they know that something new is coming before its actual release.   

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My automatic response to tripping on something is "who put that there?". Get very odd looks if it's a crack in the concrete.

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    Writers can also provide advice and writing tips to followers through their Tumblr blogs. And if they want to promote their own books and stories, they can create eye-catching graphics with quotes from their writing that followers can spread around the site. Authors might even want to make mood boards for characters in their books to help readers understand them better, or uplift other writers who haven’t gained a substantial following yet.  

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    Miracle Max
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simpsons did it first with "In the Garden of Eden"

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    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think it was directly targeted at them specifically? because I like to think it was.

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    DaisyBee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly how I’ve been surviving the last 20 years of my life

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    If you want to dip your toes into Tumblr but aren’t sure where to start, have no fear. There are infinite possibilities for what to create a blog about, so find something that you love! You can post recipes, photos of flowers you find while walking around your city, videos of your cats, rants about what it’s like to be a cog in the corporate machine, poetry you write while sitting on the bus, etc. The beauty of Tumblr is that you can create and share anything you want. So let your imagination run wild, and get creative!

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney strikes again. BTW, lemmings do not fling themselves off cliffs en masse.

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    Shelli Aderman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, too, would prefer to only answer to grocery prom kid!

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm now imagining an idiot at the tattoo parlour: "I want you to tattoo a gluten on my leg."

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    Are you feeling inspired to create a new Tumblr account and channel your inner 2014 Tumblr girl, pandas? We hope you’re enjoying this amusing list of screenshots from Tumblr, and please keep upvoting all of your favorite pics. Then, if you’re interested in delving even deeper into the wild world of Tumblr, we recommend checking out this Bored Panda list next! 

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    Catlady6000
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flight attendant we all need and deserve

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    Simeon Nevel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And cat will forever and eternally slap the cr*p out of anything that annoys or confuses them

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    Catlady6000
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, God tried. Intelligence. Free will.Guidelines. Staying out of our way. We just can't seem to help collectively going off the deep end. Especially those of us who only say they're doing things his way

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    Catlady6000
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this same bottle to write my obituary

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    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was just watching a video essay about Henry VIII marrying Anne of Cleves, and they mentioned that when he was trying to decide between Anne and her sister, he sent a portrait painter to paint both of them with specific instructions not to improve their appearance. Then when Anne showed up for the wedding and he didn't like her, he partially blamed the painter for misleading him.

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    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did she kill him, or is she showing symptoms of dementia? We'll never know.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first piece of sensible advice I've seen on the internet *braces for the literal-minded to tell me 'Umm actually eating literal dirt is bad soooo"*

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    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was part of the messy genre and suddenly it clicked that handwriting was an art form and my handwriting got infinitely better. I never really noticed other's handwriting, until I was older and wondered why my siblings never left the bad handwriting phase.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this another reference to Republicans circling their golden god?

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The average sandy desert. So-so balls of fire. Middling white shark. The sufficient showman.

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the human skin over my alien lizard body?

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    Cosmos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would 100% watch this movie. Another plot twist: you're a cat.

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    Jac Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a European, New York would terrify me. Every day you're next to someone who needs mental health help AND you allow guns. I can't even comprehend living like that

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    Diane Tucker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it like the Flintstones and a hundred tiny creatures come out and lick your plates clean?

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can so relate to this. Getting to the grocery store IS the mission no matter how many days it takes me to work up the courage to push my little cart down the street.

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    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Nice firm grapes are the best. Bonus points if they come off the stems really easily without leaving little bits of stem attached, so you can just grab like three grapes at once and drop them in your bowl

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope it was for an extreme eye irritation. Then they can say "Doctor Dockter, can't you see I'm burning, burning?"

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    DaisyBee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I clicked this list to laugh at memes, not be directly attacked

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagined lots of heavily tattooed Asian guys in a hot water spring.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'You into me won't go' - a mathematician turning you down.

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    Li’l E.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was more like, “You idiotic ding dong, Texas is REAL!” i.e., insulting me because how did I not know about the reality of Texas????

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are days when I go to the pool for my daily swim that I am so weak it feels like I am swimming in thick jelly.

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    lisa_l_ross58
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my nosed pierced in 1981 after having seen Indian women with it. When I got home, my mother only said "I hope that's glued on." One of my granddaughters has her nose pierced now as well.

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English Person: speaks louder so foreigner understands.

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    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are countries that scale fines based on income, for this reason. A rich person can get a £100,000 speeding ticket.

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    nuberiffic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planes don't fly in a direct path between airports. Also, more likely that he was just being cute about catching favourable winds

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    Susan Easterly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your dentist is all low-key casual about it...

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    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you need humour to get through the work day

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    Carl Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chinananananananana. The Chinese version of 70's doo wop group Sha Na Na

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    Liam Farranree
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say cats have nine lives, where as in my experience my life has nine cats.

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zeus is a deadbeat dad and Hera is the evil stepmum.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sidenote: This morning I read how Chernobyl Tree frogs have evolved darker skin pigmentation, protecting them from radiation poisoning, making them the dominate frog in the area. See people, there's hope for us after all. We just need thicker, darker skin to protect us from ourselves.

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    Vera Diblikova
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ? no.American here, will someone be so good and explain it to me?

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    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kids were little, I had a trying day - and found myself yelling to the boiling over pan on the hob - Oi, just stop it NOW!

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late mother used to pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse doovers'.

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    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reverse image search reveals that this is a "chayote". I still really don't know what it is. But it appears to be treated as vegetable rather than a fruit.

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    PiAnisum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T BLINK!!! Weeping angel detected.

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    Hugh Crawford
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many people walk up to it each day and flick it

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    Helen Rohrlach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metal tag for holding paper together, bird throat pouch.

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    Jac Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an Italian restaurant in my town that does the best chocolate mousse so I'll buy 6 of them at a time to be delivered and nothing else (I freeze them)

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    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that why I've had to see so many more doctors since I had to stop eating apples/jk

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    zigzaglette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought these were olives and it was a reference pimentos!

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    S P
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, good food takes time. It takes 40 minutes for me to MAKE dinner, or I can sit for 40 minutes and chat and eat AND have no dishes to wash

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    S M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dreams in which I’m dying…

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    Kathy Brooke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old boyfriend called my eyes "the colour of Bodmin Moor on a wet Wednesday in November", which is actually very accurate.

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    MisterE
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can it be your first day if you have seen everyone bring drinks?

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    cadena kuhn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my best friends is a vet and a hardcore goth the the hell he has to go through when he tries to use his discount is insane.

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... why are you letting someone bully your cat?

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