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Wading into the deep and dark waters of Tinder takes courage and strength, but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of matches, a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick-up lines known to humankind awaits you there.
Suppose you have any experience with the massively popular hookup—er, dating app Tinder. In that case, you know that, in most cases, it’s where humor and any semblance of personality come to die. Tinder pick-up lines and funny Tinder openers are known to be notoriously bland and are usually just abbreviated phrases.
When the rare and precious moment comes along, and someone delivers the best puns that are smoother than a Piña Colada, it’s worth celebrating. The rest of the time... Let’s just say there aren't enough hands in the world for the number of facepalms we’d like to do because of the “best” Tinder pick-up lines.
Check out the best and worst puns and Tinder jokes we managed to scrape from the very bottom of Tinder and vote for the ones that made you laugh—or cringe—the hardest.
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#1
"Russian Girls Do It Best. I Love Puns"
Mark Fergel 8 years ago
Doesn't sound like that's what they have in mind. :)
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Trev Trev Lind 8 years ago
I don't want to be Pushkin and shovin' here but you guys need to Gogol because Marx was Prussian (From a city in Modern Day Germany called Trier) not Russian. Seems like they need another Turgenev at their Russian Lit class.
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#2
Matched With A Persian Girl
#3
Rekt
#4
Puns Get The Girls
Nicklas Linder 8 years ago
They probably already got married. Seems like a fruitful relationship, they're probably going bananas for each other.
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#5
I Was Doing So Well
Do Tinder Jokes Really Work?
As with many things in dating, there’s no definite, one-fit-all answer to this question. The quality of your jokes matters, but so does the matching sense of humor of the person on the other side. Yes, people can have different senses of humor, and there’s no telling if yours matches with the person you swiped right until you have a conversation.
But if things do line up, Tinder jokes can be a great way to break the ice. Let’s face it: having to flirt online is already tricky enough, so a good laugh right off the bat can help significantly. Funny Tinder profiles can be a good tell. If they dedicated time to come up with jokes for the bio, there’s a good chance they’ll appreciate your humorous opener.
#6
That Time I Clocked Tinder
Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago
At least there's hope for single people that some people really are that easy!
Shinomi Chan 8 years ago
I mean tbh that WAS rather smooth. (Though I'd wait at least before "ruffling those feathers.")
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#7
I Really Didn't Think Of That One
#8
Damn That's Cold
#9
So This Happened
#10
Probably Getting Unmatched
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
I bet, this guy is trying to be original but just happens to use puns Kenya has been told all her life.... ;p
#11
Finally
#12
She Unmatched Me Pretty Quick
Shana 8 years ago
Guess it depends on how often she has to hear puns like that. :P It can get tiring having to hear the same joke/pune about your name over and over again.
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#13
I Can't Believe This Works
Amber Ice 8 years ago
She sounds really sarcastic to me so I think she does...
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#14
I Didn't Think It Would Actually Work
Rich Anthony 8 years ago
You have an apachugai on your head! What's apachugai?!?!? Nothing much. What's up with you guy?
#15
Tinder Can Be A Slippery Slope
How Do You Come Up With Funny Tinder Pick-up Lines?
If you liked this person, chances are you already know what they say about themselves on their dating profile. Use this knowledge to come up with a humorous opening line. If you find puns funny, Tinder is known for their excessive use, so you can try one, too.
However, puns aren’t the easiest type of humor, so make sure yours isn't an example of a bad pun. Most importantly, whatever jokes you employ shouldn’t be offensive or make anyone feel bad.
#16
I'm Sooo Fun
#17
Delayed Reaction
#18
Mate Snagged An Ultimate Meme Name While We Were Camping
#19
Nailed It
Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
Oh gosh, I can't even! Not only has she not got a sense of humor; her punctuation also sucks!
#20
Titanic
#22
How To Pick Up Italian Girls
#23
Kind Of Proud Of This One
#24
It's A Mario
#25
She Wants The N
#26
One Of My Better Moments
porcupine 8 years ago
It's actually a thing. I used to work with a girl who had them. Reeeeeal classy look
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#27
Modern Technology
Evan Martin 6 years ago
I'm just going to be honest (even though I'm sure it will get down voted left and right). This is very typical of tinder. Since girls tend to get a lot more attention then guys...they don't try at all. And they expect the guy to be hilariously creative and quick witted all the time. I get a good amount of attention of Tinder, but it's really hard to have a convo with a girl. Typically all you get is one word or extremely simple answers with nothing to go off or asking and reciprocal questions. I actually kinda like how she got put on the spot and failed..that's what gals do to guys on tinder constantly. I'm not saying these girls aren't really interesting in real life...just for some reason they can't be on Tinder, and it makes it annoying.
#28
Proud Of This One
Ember Hermin 5 years ago
So "Hopeanne" is okay but a normal a*s name like "Taylah" is too f*****g far?
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Guess Is Wasn't That Clever
Steve Bowman 8 years ago
And I just noticed that she continued the poem. True, the measure is a bit off and the language doesn't befit a lady, but nonetheless.
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#30
One Of My Bad Puns Finally Worked
#31
Call Me Beethoven
#33
She Did
Varada Vaidya 8 years ago
especially with those creepy, unnecessary winks
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What a d**k! She was coming onto him then he deliberately messed it up!
#34
One In Emmallion
#35
She Asked For A Pickup Line, But I Asked If I Could Tell A Joke Instead
#36
A Poem For Melanie
#38
Got The Green Light
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
Tinder is a dating website typically used for hookups. You can determine your partner by looking at pictures and swiping left or right.
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#40
Like I'm The Idiot Here
#47
Learned Not To Assume Pronunciations Today
M O'Connell 8 years ago
One day when I have children, I shall name my girl Maeve, and my boy Declan. They will be filled with awesomeness. Remember that Maeve rhymes with 'wave'
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#51
How To Pick Up Vietnamese Girls
#53
No Response Yet
#55
And Now We Wait
#58
I Graduated From Name Pun University
#62
Tarable Tinder Puns
#65
Ten Tickles!
Patrick Bateman 8 years ago
That guy got laid for sure. Women love getting cursed at by strangers.
Ember Hermin 5 years ago
The other person, who you have assumed is a woman, definitely had a chance to begin with. Everyone loves a dumbass lover.
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#66
How To Make A Decent Living
Ember Hermin 5 years ago
keep telling yourself whatever makes you feel superior to randos
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Vegetable Pun
#68
Rules 1 And 2 I Guess
Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago
OK, I've never done Tinder but am enjoying some of these. It looks like these guys are using a pun flow-chart. The first item at the top of the chart is, "Can I do some sort of pun using a 'D'?"
#69
A Little Over A Year Ago I Sent This Girl A Name Pun. Today We're Celebrating Our One Year Anniversary
#72
How To Get A Date On Tinder
#73
I Went For It
#75
Homonyms
#78
I Tried The Pickup Lime
Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago
I really didn't need to see such a long, utterly boring conversation.
Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago
but you'll have to admit, the last "lime" is hilarious.
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#82
Tinder Game Strong
Amber Ice 8 years ago
No you're very impressed with yourself posting this while yer the only one who talked..
Ember Hermin 5 years ago
Ambivalence exists. Hyperbole exists. Nuance exists.
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My Bio Says "Will Make Pizza For Attention". Finally Worked
#84
No Sense Of Humour
#86
Good Test Taker
Tiny Dynamine 8 years ago
Wow, when I said before that some people are so easy.... Sex guaranteed if you say anything at all to this one.
#87
B*tch Be Dissing My Opening Line
#94
Absolutely Killing It Recently
#95
Name Puns Never Fail
#102
My Greatest Tinder Convo
Ember Hermin 5 years ago
Wow you sound like a person who knows how to have fun :/
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#104
Well Thats A First For Me
Tanner Price 8 years ago
My ex-girlfriend was cheating on me with Tinder guys while I was away because of work. I hate people like her and this girl.
AliensHaveRightsToo 8 years ago
Welp, I hope her boyfriend saw that. I'd rather talk to my boyfriend about how I was unhappy in the relationship than be broken up by my parents...
#105
Who Would've Guessed Economics Puns Could Get You Laid
#107
Better Than "Heil, What's Up?"
#108
When Guys Act All Cute On Tinder
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What do you think ?
kkathleen517 8 years ago
I'm 35 years old and I had no idea what Tinder was... Now I know why. It's stupid
Dav Carro-Ripalda 4 years ago
I know so many people with a non-existing social life, this is a life hack. You can meet people for a coffee, than maybe some more drinks, and if it suits you, some casual sex. Otherwise, the option is the other app: netflix
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Katinka Min 8 years ago
These are funny. And, now, I'll go and light a candle in thanks for being middleaged and not ever having had to go through this just to meet guys. :-D
Mark Fergel 8 years ago
Geez. Is it that easy to get laid now days on Tinder? Apparently things are a lot different at their ages (based on pics).
kkathleen517 8 years ago
I'm 35 years old and I had no idea what Tinder was... Now I know why. It's stupid
Dav Carro-Ripalda 4 years ago
I know so many people with a non-existing social life, this is a life hack. You can meet people for a coffee, than maybe some more drinks, and if it suits you, some casual sex. Otherwise, the option is the other app: netflix
Load More Replies... Katinka Min 8 years ago
These are funny. And, now, I'll go and light a candle in thanks for being middleaged and not ever having had to go through this just to meet guys. :-D
Mark Fergel 8 years ago
Geez. Is it that easy to get laid now days on Tinder? Apparently things are a lot different at their ages (based on pics).
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