56 Hilarious And Dumb Signs That Surprised People With Their Weirdness

Phantom Phoenix

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If ignorance rants and rages against being corrected / taught, *cough* *cough* then that verges into stupid territory

Ignorance is only treatable if the person admits their ignorance and is willing to learn.

Erm, Crystal, shut up! Many have tried to address your ignorance which is apparently untreatable. Does that mean you're stupid? 🤷🏻‍♂️ seek professional help x

Setting aside the absurd need to gatekeep humour by treating a lighthearted comment literally, you can, in fact, treat a great deal of stupidity. Much of what we see as stupid is people acting on impulse and not thinking things through when they have the capacity to do so. And that is treatable.

People who do this at home when they hear or read, "don't try this at home."

Because you dont have public bins! At least the south of England has none. I never litter, so I had to hang on to (sugar free) candy wrappers until we formed an emotional bond. Almost shed a tear at the airport bin when boarding our flight back.

agic?

Apparently, a majority can - or do ...

Same. My usual deliveroo driver has been singing it to me for weeks.

I'd never heard of it until I saw Christmas with the Kranks.

Have you checked? They might be poisonous too

Poisonous would work if the thief was making a bee salad or Bee L T sandwich

It's San Francisco police. You were expecting scientific knowledge? This is the city that commissioned private police (SFPD Police Special) with full (citizen) arrest powers and effectively zero accountability to the public. Fact. They ended up being suspected of extortionary practices. Ya think?

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Nah leave the bees alone , fill it with Asian hornets ,they far far nastier and way more venomous , plants are poisonous, insects are venomous or to make sure u catch the ah as trained to nick you car , stick a black mamba in it !

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What about angry ants

Or her

I know which way I'm placing MY bets!

Yes, but typically books that have been edited and printed by a publisher and vetted by a library purchasing agent have a greater likelihood of being factual than some random person spouting craziness for 15 minutes on TicTok.

I was to point out that if people put money in printing books, one could assume some effort was done to ensure the content is correct ... and then remembered the books various religions distribute royally

While this is indeed true, there are gate keepers who are not going to pay to have a book published only for it to be thoroughly debunked in the media and the name of the publishing house reduced to mud.

But libraries do not put their fiction selections in the non-fiction section and then claim them to be true. It's up to the reader to discern fake non-fiction, and gawd knows there's shedloads of that in any library. Think: self-help gurus, for example.

I wouldn't. Not even a nonpoopy one.

Like a b○mb.

Poopy lol poppys a beautiful flower 😂nothing beautiful about a babies filled nappy ew

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Brings back memories of the two and a half years I worked in a grocery store during the pandemic. I was almost always on closing shift, and we closed at 10. There were a LOT of people who would literally try to pry open our now-locked automatic doors after we were closed, demanding to be let in so they could shop XD I thought it was just nighttime crazies, but the few times I was on opening shift and had to be at work an hour before the store opened, it would happen then too - customers literally trying to rip the doors open before the store opened XD

To some, no place is closed if you knock loud enough.

I remember seeing one for 'Temporary roadworks'. Underneath, somebody had scribbled 'Permanent notice'.