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Sometimes an item or experience is so good or so truly terrible that we feel compelled to sit down and pen a description of what it was like, something to immortalize this incident. Commonly enough, these end up being reviews. And some, as it turns out, are seriously more creative than others.
We’ve gathered some hilarious, creative and unhinged examples of times netizens found comedy gold in the review section. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section down below.
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#1
Funniest Food Review Ever
Dragons Exist 4 months ago
BP has been pretty shitty for a while now (I only stay for the occasional good bits), but now they're censoring "beats" (and also "freak" in a different post)??? What the fucking hell
Multa Nocte 4 months ago
Ah, my friend, you have learned how to get away with writing the word "fucking"! I am so proud of you!
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Farah (she/her) 4 months ago
B***H THIS IS LITTLE CAESARS WE ARE ALWAYS HOT AND READY OMFG LOL
Jamie Peterson 4 months ago
BP you were interesting, clever, unique - now it's all recycle reddit AITA Karen/Kevin sags!!! Bring back the learning please! Pandas want to learn!
Wendy Hamilton 4 months ago
No! We need these as well! For a cheap laugh!
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#2
Came Across This Funny Review When Looking For Bear Spray
Michael Largey 4 months ago
And once again for emphasis, folks. You do not use bear spray the same way you use bug spray!
Dragons Exist 4 months ago
Idea: instead of just waving your arms to scare off an animal, use an airhorn
Jean Novotny 4 months ago
Crying and screaming like a little BOY would also make sense. But no society still needs to bash on girls.
sfgothgirl 4 months ago
Could have even been "crying like a little child"
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#3
Fat Husband
Anne Roberts 4 months ago
I'm sure her husband had some explaining to do. I mean, I can't blame him but....
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Michael Largey 4 months ago
I suspect she knew as soon as she got within three feet of his breath.
sbj 4 months ago
My partner is guilty of doing this with nearly every take away we get, delivery seems to be always missing the extra sides ordered and the they miraculously appear when he's eating leftovers the next day
Jp@nda 4 months ago
I'm sorry but lying about my food is a one way ticket out the door.
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As an FYI - the onions are not a thing here in Australia. It's very much for the US market.
Ozymandias73 4 months ago
Good lord! How far away do they live where he had time enough to eat an entire Bloomin' Onion by himself! (I used to work at an Outback for awhile). They aren't little!
Progressive Nihilism, the mansplainer 4 months ago
If you're absolutly [sic] livid because of some missing food, then you have to look at why you attracted your "unfaithful" husband. There's a lesson there
Nancy Fooks 4 months ago
37th time I've seen this, but hubby's got mad driving skills to eat that messy monstrosity on the way home!
Online reviews are the wild west of human opinion, no sheriffs, no codes, just five-star love letters and one-star gunfights for individuals and products that frankly do not require them. There is somewhere in the world where a restaurant lost two stars because "the waiter looked like my ex-boyfriend," and a gas station has a five-star rating for "having vibes." Vibes! Not sanitation, not fuel quality, just vibes.
The issue is, when you provide individuals with a blank text space and the ability to rate something one through five, all logic takes a holiday. A fantastic fine hotel can be dismantled in a one-star polemic because "the free soap was too free, made me feel cheap."
#4
This Is Genius
Cindy Brick 2 months ago
I actually bought some of these after reading this review! (The dogs tore theirs apart in about 10 minutes.)
#5
This Amazon Review
Ozymandias73 4 months ago
Dayuuuuum! Mom pulled NO punches and was apparently outta F's to give as well..
#6
Shout Out To My Man Henry
The Darkest Timeline 4 months ago
Come for the haircut, stay for the professionalism and discretion.
sfgothgirl 4 months ago
Was it the same guy that ate the whole gõdd@mñ Outback Bloomin' Onion?!
Anne Roberts 4 months ago
I should have kept a hair dryer in my pocket when I was married. My ex let out some nausea -inducing farts but claimed he couldn't smell anything. 🤮
Multa Nocte 4 months ago
That WOULD make one's whole week shit, I agree.
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While a ratty fast-food place with dim lighting and a raccoon clan in the dining area gets five stars because "the fries were crisp and Janet at the counter smiled once." And don't miss the blockbuster books that some critics pen. You've come by to see if the toaster works, but you're reading instead a 1,200-word essay on how the critic's marriage ended during vacation in 2017 and somehow the toaster is implicated.
#7
Help Them Achieve Immortality?
Still Going 3 months ago (edited)
Maybe they don't value their life much, so saving it isn't worth 5 stars?
#8
Throwback To This Iconic Review And Yes, Humor Is Subjective
Mel in Georgia 4 months ago
The very best way to deal with unintentional humiliation is to make it funny. I've so many stories of embarrassing situations and I'm accepting of every one because it keeps me humble. I love this relatable woman.
KatSaidWhat 3 months ago
Honestly, I have seen this so many times and it always makes me laugh. In fact, I mostly came here to see this again.
blue_molly 4 months ago
This is the best one so far. Honestly I want to know who sells these leggings so I can buy some!
#9
Cursed Review
The Doom Song 4 months ago
Well I really need to stop drinking stuff as I'm reading some of this stuff. Vodka through the nose once again.....
Nikole 4 months ago
Have you ever had the High Noon drinks that are only vodka and seltzer? I’ve been thinking about giving them a whirl. I would just buy a bottle of vodka and some club soda but I don’t trust myself.
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And then there are the people who clearly have no idea what reviews are. A review of a museum: "One star didn't go inside." A review of a coffee shop: "Four stars, haven't tried the coffee yet." That's rating a book you never opened or Yelp feedback for your neighbor's dog for barking once.
#10
The Funny Part Is That 70 People Found It Helpful
arthbach 4 months ago
I thought I read '"I wanna try it now." and had to swing by for a second read.
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Gracie Mae 4 months ago
similar incident in my home years ago earned it the new name "thumb-cutter." our family has referred to it that way for about 20 yrs now
#11
He Gave 5 Star Review To A Police Station
#12
$1500 Swiss Army Knife, Reviews Are The Best
Uncle Panda 4 months ago
I held a really large one of these, but probably not this one. I was simultaneously geeked out by its magnificence and completely baffled trying to think of a way to actually use it.
azubi 4 months ago (edited)
Fun fact: I recently learned that in Germany you're not allowed to have even the tiniest swiss knife when going to a fair or using public transport anymore. So if you are some kind of terrorist I'm afraid you now have to use something like a table fork or spoon, which is at least quite as effective. Normal people, they don't have to fear that someone cuts an apple near them anymore. That's a win, isn't it? Edit: spelling
Eliza Osenbaugh-Stewart 4 months ago
The one item to bring on Naked and Afraid. Even has a magnifying glass for fire starter.
Sally Casagrande 4 months ago
This has been on my Amazon wish list for at least 15 years but so far no one has bought it for me.
Of course, the truly insane reviews are where people let loose years of unresolved emotional baggage on a product. A lawn chair isn't just a lawn chair, it's a symbol of betrayal, because "I sat in it, and my uncle never loved me." A blender isn't just a blender, it's a bad guy, because "it reminded me of the sound my mom made when she chewed ice in 1994."
#13
I Live A Block Away From A Golf Course And Love When This Opportunity Presents Itself
Laura MG 4 months ago
My bike trail passes by a golf course, occasionally a golfer finds the need to take a leak off the side of the trail. I yell "TEENY WEENEY" loud enough to be heard all over the golf course when I see this. Fun times!
arthbach 4 months ago
That would be illegal in my part of the world. "A horn should only be used when warning someone of any danger due to another vehicle or any other kind of danger, and not to indicate your annoyance."
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#14
I Never Knew That I Wanted One Of These… Until Now
ohjojo (you/your's) 4 months ago
congratulations on reaching a life goal. I'm very proud of you and I don't even know you.
Sly Schlang 4 months ago
I need this! I use a big plush shark as side pillow. How great would it be to show it my appreciation by dressing up accordingly?
Mel in Georgia 4 months ago
Gah, whenever I see a post related to sharks the Baby Shark song pops into my head. THANKS INTERNET! 0/10 would not recommend. Apologies for any earworm virality involved with my comment.
Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈 4 months ago
I don't know about shark lady but I own one of these
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Svenne O'Lotta 1 month ago
I own this shark. My āss doesn't really fit but it's still a really good shark.
#15
Found This Comfy Little Idiot In A 1-Star Review For Rubber Snakes
Riley Quinn 4 months ago (edited)
When a dove can tell this is fake, you know more intelligent birds will spot this decoy miles away. Fake owls don't work either.
But that's the beauty of reviews on the internet. They're not reviews; they're glimpses into the horribly complicated inner lives of strangers. Sure, now and then you learn whether the tacos are good or not, but more often than not you learn that Barbara from Wisconsin has very strong feelings about how ketchup packets are dispensed.
#16
Four People Found It Helpful
Mreoww 4 months ago
Reminds me of a one star car wash review that goes “never been there. I wash my ca at home.”
WindySwede 4 months ago
seen those also, "never been there stop prompting me to give review - one star!" they think the company prompted, but it was just google and they have gps on?
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Riley Quinn 4 months ago
On the surface this is funny, unfortunately it brings the overall ratings down for shopper's who are interested in the item. We're already sifting through fake reviews, most likely by bots, so this just makes it all the more tedious.
Verena 4 months ago (edited)
I actually do that to "clever found" spots for overnight stays for campervans. There is one notorious app where people seriously recommend the grass field of a small village parks, protected nature reserves, parking spots in front of houses (in the Netherlands old houses have giant living room windows, and who doesn't love a white wall blocking the view for several days), entry to fields (they are surrounded by ditches here, so the entry is essential for the farmer), passing places on narrow rural roads (ditches!), in front of AED units blocking both view and access and many more. All because "no sign that says no". Rules are different here and easy to grasp: If there isn't a sign indicating "yes, here campervans allowed over night", then it will cost at least €169 plus an eviction by police.
#17
Botanical Bliss
KatSaidWhat 3 months ago
I am highly annoyed with myself that after 27 years living in London, I have yet to actually go.
#18
This Is Absolutely Hilarious
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
More people should read jail/prison reviews before going out and being a big enough jerk to experience it.
Amused panda 4 months ago
I read the reviews before I spotted the location name, and was somewhat confused on why people found it funny.
And finally, maybe that's the reason we love them. They're not reliable, they're not fair, but they're unvarnished, raw humanity. Online reviews are proof that if given the freedom to rate anything, individuals will rate everything, common sense optional, drama guaranteed.
#19
The Satire
GalPalAl 4 months ago
This is like the same kind if funny but you're not sure if it's real or not like the Onion does. Looks believable enough to be real but is it?
#20
Dawn Reviews Her Son On A Loft Bed Listing
Littlemiss 4 months ago
As someone with a 7 year old who is almost as tall as me, I'm keeping this one for later.
KieLeaHar 4 months ago
Are you tall, is your little man just growing rapidly? My cousin is 5’2 and her 10 year old towers over her 😂. He has since he was 7ish, but when she was confused once I asked her what she expected when the father is 6’3!
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#21
Use With Caution
Littlemiss 4 months ago
I stuck a decoration on the front of a dresser drawers back in 86 with scotch tape. Can confirm that thing has not budged. Definitely recommend. If I was smarter I would have stashed a roll to tape my mental health back together.
BossyCloud 4 months ago
https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B07VPQXS9T?ref_=cm_sw_r_apin_dp_QRK6GV8X3HNFX7NFTGAW
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Interesting Home Depot Review
ohjojo (you/your's) 4 months ago
since the dawn of the refrigerator.. this has been a problem. try drilling a hole in the refrigerator door so when you close the door you can see if the light remains on
Indi 4 months ago
With the state of our society, I wouldn't be surprised if some people will take your sarcasm as a guidance lol
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Riley Quinn 4 months ago
This reminds me of the real review by a real old woman who complained that stones kept getting stuck in the treads of her tires causing her repeated trips to a garage to have them removed. (I do hope she is no longer driving on public ways.)
Mary Peace 4 months ago
Inside your fridge lives a tiny person. You never see them but every time you close the door, they switch off the light.
#23
The Review Was So Wild That You Had To Share It. It's Such A Shame That The Person Disabled The Comments
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
This is as close as it gets to a contemporary Greek play. I can hear the chorus voicing the action between the trials and tribulations of this arduous quest.
Maartje 4 months ago
Odysseus on his years-long quest to get home. It should be rephrased in pentameters.
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Roller Blade Amazon Review. They’re Not Safe For Your Wives, Guys. Be Careful Out There
#25
Parenting Tips In An Amazon Review For A Penguin Mask
KieLeaHar 4 months ago
Any mother who would allow this deserves to be pecked to dèath by a pack of pengies!!!
#26
I Think He Misread It A Little
BrunoVI 4 months ago
Rosanna Bananadanna: "State? Never mind." (She had gotten all worked up about a push in DC, she supposed, to make Puerto Rico a steak.)
Cougar Allen 4 months ago
You are thinking of Emily Litela, a very different Gilda Radner character. Roseann Rosanadana was the one who thought she was gonna die!
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This Made Me Laugh. I Feel That
nicholas nolan 4 months ago
Dragons Exist and Chewie Baron are unseen emotional gays. Tell your friends!
#28
Costco Gas Station
Multa Nocte 4 months ago
🎶 You can trust your car to the man who wears the star - the big, bright Texaco star 🎶
Load More Replies... KieLeaHar 4 months ago
Why won’t the worker punch you in the face if They… That doesn’t make sense… Are you the ex-boyfriend? Because why would they punch you in the face? Otherwise are you identical? Make it make sense? Fellow BPs, please note I am suffering from ear aches on both sides and I’m in extreme pain so I’m kind of dumb today but this isn’t making sense to me LOL.
Nikole 4 months ago
He looked like the ex I guess and she or he still had rage towards the ex. Feel better :)
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The Cute Cat 4 months ago
I say OP should come again to test if the worker is still think He is her ex
Riley Quinn 4 months ago
Couldn't have been a long relationship if she thought a stranger was her ex.
#29
Letting Someone In On Your Protein Is Crazy
Stardust she/her 4 months ago
I looked up the address and it turns out that during my stay in Pune, we passed that gym 3 times while on a quest for icecream. Poor OP must’ve been getting cheated on during that time
ohjojo (you/your's) 4 months ago
Abhishek sucks and is a lousy person for letting you think you could trust him. your girlfriend's pretty lousy too.you don't go to a gym and expect to be cheated on. I hope you are with somebody better now. trust but verify
#30
This One Is Fantastic
Apatheist Account2 4 months ago
Why did the Star Wars films come out in the order 4,5,6, 1,2,3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was...
ChipsAndDip 3 months ago
baby yoda and adult yoda are not the same. baby yoda is grogu, yoda is yoda. (COMING FROM A STAR WARS OBSESSIVE)
#31
Changed Their Review Because… Oh
Dragons Exist 4 months ago
Gonna start describing things I don't like as "worse than a summary of 2020"
#32
This Is The Funniest Review For A Wing Joint Ever
Dragons Exist 4 months ago
Tbh I wish I could just disappear mysteriously at a wing joint after eating some good food, at least it'd be interesting
#33
Boiled Toucan
Glix Drap 4 months ago
I'm curious as to how he knows what boiled toucan taster like.
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Anna Purnell 4 months ago
No me gustó el agua. Sabía a tucán hervido. Me decepcionó muchísimo.
Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 2 months ago
I'm just gonna assume they knew what they wrote, and did mean toucan.
Load More Replies... Janet Graham 4 months ago
I find most water in coastal regions tastes like fish smell. I get it
#34
I Hate Yellow
Dragons Exist 4 months ago
The color of their piss depends on how much water they drink, so if they're hydrated then they're safe from yellow piss
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#35
A Review For Edinburgh Zoo
Anyone-for-tea? 4 months ago
At first I thought the monkey, but now I’m not so sure!
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#36
I Laughed So Hard
#37
This Review For A Cheap Vodka Teleportation Device
Gayngel SLResident 3 months ago
Uh... If you were so out of it to realize you ended up naked I would check for SA...
Adam Zad 4 months ago
You didn't "wake up." You came to. There's a big difference between falling asleep and passing out. The same difference between waking up and coming to.
Billo66 4 months ago
Thank goodness a professional alcoholic came to clear that up for us.
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#38
Totally Agree. Should’ve Just Built A New Castle From Scratch
Paul C. 4 months ago
I went with my BIL to do the walk around York's ancient walls (UK). Hundreds of years of history where battles have been fought and Kingdoms won and lost. My BIL wrote in the comments book "Very nice!" Yeah! Don't get too carried away.
azubi 4 months ago
Dear old York! Back in the days GF and me couldn't find a place to sleep in London, so we thought night coach to York is just as well. Arriving in York at four o'clock in the morning leaves some memories. Everybody should give it a try.
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Mary Peace 4 months ago
I think that's kind of the reason it's in this list, that the reviewer didn't realise that.
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This Amazon Review For Trash Bags
ohjojo (you/your's) 4 months ago
great fun to slide down muddy hills while wearing. but do look out for rocks.
Dragons Exist 4 months ago
"you get covered in dew", I'm pretty sure that's not the trash bag's fault
Cadena Norton 4 months ago
No no the trash bag is to prevent the dew covering
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Signed "The Sympathetic Bandits"
MagicJacket 4 months ago
There is one person in Home Alone 2 that deserves to be hit over the head over and over again by a brick. Incidentally, that person also stole from a kids' cancer charity.
Mel in Georgia 4 months ago
Not gonna recommend physical violence, but will agree with the sentiment.
Load More Replies... Dragons Exist 4 months ago
True, because they were obviously bad (literally stealing from a kids' cancer charity), but they didn't deserve what Kevin did to them (which realistically would've killed them)
Sue User 4 months ago
I know it is a beloved movie, and I am not a fan of farce, but it was a bit over the top.
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Pretty Pink Sky Photography 4 months ago
Not true… the big orange doucheb*g criminal definitely needs a brick to the head
Bruce Mardle 4 months ago
I always say I like "Home Alone" (1) up until the last 15 minutes, where it turns into live action Tex Avery.
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As someone who is actually named BRICK (I married into it)... I protest!!!
#41
Another Review On The Statue Of Liberty
#42
A One Star Review For A Place That Hasn't Even Opened Yet
nottheactualphoto 4 months ago
Why would anyone give any review at all, for a place that's not open yet?
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#43
Police Station Review
#44
A Glowing Review Of A Bakery
Ozymandias73 4 months ago
And everyone clapped and cheered as they signed the papers for the house.
Svenne O'Lotta 1 month ago (edited)
I write reviews like this because I used to do customer service and know how much KPI's mean. "Kevin not only solved my issue, he also saved my life and made me believe in love again. Give this selfless and attractive person a raise and a promotion at your earliest convenience"
#45
Had You Considered Writing A Book About Leahy That Doesn't Focus On Him?
#46
While Donating Plasma I Decided To Read The Reviews Of The Facility. Good To Know My Plasma Is Going To Satanic Rituals
Auntriarch 4 months ago
Well mine went to the John Radcliffe hospital, so probably was given unto others. Though if anyone has information to the contrary, do tell 😂
nicholas nolan 4 months ago
I stole all yours from there and sold it to Satanists. Sorry.
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KieLeaHar 4 months ago
Antivaxxers and those moron mothers who’ve done about 20 minutes of google ‘research’ in their FB honestly anger me so, so much!! I saw a post this morning that was so selfish from the so-called mother (using that VERY, VERY, VERY LOOSELY!!!!) that was just so repulsive it made me wish I could find her page and contact her 😡.
#47
Man I Wish
#48
"Too Many Animal"
Svenne O'Lotta 1 month ago
I write reviews like this because I used to do customer service and know how much KPI's mean. "Kevin not only solved my issue, he also saved my life and made me believe in love again. Give this selfless and attractive person a raise and a promotion at your earliest convenience"
#49
A Review On A Vegan Bakery
Dragons Exist 4 months ago
I felt "attacked spiritually" and a "satanic aura" the last time I drove past a church, but that's probably because their was an anti-gay rally going on
Uncle Panda 4 months ago
Nobody hates better than a zealot. That's what it's all about!
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QuincyForrest 4 months ago
wack a doo wack a doo wack a doo wack a doo, wack a doo doo doo doo doo
Patricia Manteuffel 4 months ago
What a nut job. I feel a satanic aura whenever I'm around a Christian.
nottheactualphoto 4 months ago
How can you even tell? I have no idea what an aura feels like.
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Riley Quinn 4 months ago
They must've seduced you into staying and eating their food with their satanic powers. First time on the vegan satanic collab for me.
#50
This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard
ohjojo (you/your's) 4 months ago (edited)
oh no. if they were raw, wet is expected. if they were cooked. doesn't take but a moment on the stove or the microwave to remedy the situation. guess Kraftymom wasn't such a KraftyMom after all
Premislaus de Colo 4 months ago
I totally agree with the comment above and would like to encourage everyone to cook raw eggs in microwave.
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I Wanted To Download A Scrabble App But This Was The Top Review
#52
Hope This Is Allowed Just Eat Review
#53
Might Want To Call Hr
#55
This
#56
Going To Have To Sacrifice A Sock
Dragons Exist 4 months ago
Your fault for not checking before sitting down, there are very few times where you can't check before sitting down
Auntriarch 4 months ago
I got caught out once by a roll in an opaque dispenser that turned out to only have one sheet left on it. I had to sacrifice a vintage silk handkerchief. (But it was going into holes and I'd bought it for my nephew's first wedding which didn't end well, so I wasn't too upset)
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#57
Found While Searching For Apartments In My Area. Guess I Shouldn’t Apply?
Michael Largey 4 months ago (edited)
Unfortunately for my parents, I never was.
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#58
We Covered That On The Nick Swardson Episode
Amanda Reinstatler 2 months ago
Also, stop posting comments if you cant even write a d@mn sentence
#59
I Don’t Know If Is Entitled But Was A Funny Review
#60
A Review For My Local Taco Bell
OneHappyPuppy 4 months ago
This is obviously satire but, still, 1 star... Even for a joke it's bad
#61
I Don’t Know If This Qualifies But
Stardust she/her 4 months ago
Few years ago BP made a post about this, those were the good days before this site devolved into whatever it is
Victor Botha 4 months ago
They even spelled out the words IN FULL way back in the days of yore with none of this stupid touchy feeley censorship horseshit that passes for boredpanda nowadays.
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#62
How Did You Even Find This?
#63
Ironman
#64
At Least The Socket Works
MagicJacket 4 months ago
C R I P P L I N G is censored? Come on, BP. Although, ponts for letting the word f*****k i n g sneak through further up the chat.
#65
Thanks Clara For Providing A Photo
ƒιѕн 4 months ago
Just because there's an upload photo option, doesn't mean you have to upload a photo. kty-68ad44...ad-png.jpg 
Lady Eowyn 4 months ago
Thank you for the one you uploaded. 2014-smile...0b0de8.jpg 
#66
I Kind Of Agree With This Review, Actually
#67
The Reviews For The Fidget Spinner App On The App Store
#69
First Time Sorting Reviews By Lowest Score And It Really Paid Off
#70
Thank You For Your Review
#71
A Review Of The Cheesecake Factory
#72
This Amazon Review And Image For An Ethernet Cable
#73
Can This Opinion Be Trusted?
Michael Largey 4 months ago
I didn't like cheese as a child, and you were quite right about me.
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#75
Knees Weak, Arms Heavy
#76
Review From Local Smoke Shop
#77
"Grow Into It"
Cindy Brick 2 months ago
I got it wrong -- grow one foot! (I'll see myself out now.)
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Good Cat Storage
#79
Teens Flaunting Mobility?
Geoffrey Scott 4 months ago
I think the warmest I ever remember Lake Michigan getting is 74 F.
Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 4 months ago (edited)
To be fair, lake Michigan is quite large. My issue when I used to go to the dunes was all the dead fish washed up and rotting on the shoreline. Edit: The last time I went was probably more than twenty years ago, so it might be better, but I went frequently before that and it was always tons of dead fish. For years.
#81
Game Review
#82
Cats Be Cats
#83
Answer The Calls Betsy
#85
Trip To The Local Recycling Center
#86
I'm Sorry, But What Does This Have To Do With The Restaurant?
#91
Oh Nice
Jaya 4 months ago
These kind of reviews are because people get automatic requests to review a place, because they were in the vicinity and the localization system isn't precise enough and therefor the program thinks they have visited that place, when they actually haven't. She probably thinks that Taco Bell keeps asking her to review them, and just wants to let them know that she wasn't actually there.
#92
Funniest One Star Review On Goodreads. Book Was So Bad It Gave Her Ptsd
Auntriarch 4 months ago
Mildly off topic, but there is a surprising number of authors surnamed Dyson.
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#93
Found This On The Reviews Of A Local Massage Place
#94
One Of The Reviews Of A Bakery In My Neighbourhood. Guess It’s A Valid Reason To Give It 1/5 Stars
Auntriarch 4 months ago
Can a francophone Panda please let us know if losing your melon means something different in French ....
#95
One Of The Best Of This Kind
#96
Top Review For Come And See
#97
Choccy Milk Is Like $10 There
Vermonta 2 months ago
It means bland. Spice aisle is one rack of salt, pepper and lemon juice
Load More Replies... Rebecca Swarbrick Moore 4 months ago
I guess for those who prefer to not see brown people and cannot afford pearls to clutch/s
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Amazon Review I Stumbled On
Auntriarch 4 months ago (edited)
I hope his coworkers never see this, otherwise they will fit teats to his Cholula bottles. Gosh, BP doesn't recognise teats!
#99
I Laughed Way Too Hard At This. My Sense Of Humor Is Broken
#101
People Are Really This Salty Over A Rating?
#105
Im Not As Funny As This Person
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Mel in Georgia 4 months ago
Here to say "cheers" to fellow BP commenters for their hilarious and insightful comments on these posts. You give me a chuckle as often as the posts do.
FreeTheUnicorn 4 months ago
Using chrome, but "gallery mode" sign covers up a lot of the product names so jokes don't make sense. And if you choose gallery mode, the image is smaller than on the page and won't go full screen, so crops the image if you zoom in. This is not just a useless feature but actively making the website worse. Please, if you're going to persist with it, at least move it to the bottom where you won't interfere with as much text.
PenguinEmp 4 months ago
Plus the added popups also cover the thing that's covering the x
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Mel in Georgia 4 months ago
Here to say "cheers" to fellow BP commenters for their hilarious and insightful comments on these posts. You give me a chuckle as often as the posts do.
FreeTheUnicorn 4 months ago
Using chrome, but "gallery mode" sign covers up a lot of the product names so jokes don't make sense. And if you choose gallery mode, the image is smaller than on the page and won't go full screen, so crops the image if you zoom in. This is not just a useless feature but actively making the website worse. Please, if you're going to persist with it, at least move it to the bottom where you won't interfere with as much text.
PenguinEmp 4 months ago
Plus the added popups also cover the thing that's covering the x
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