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Everyone, no matter how resilient and tenacious they might be, needs a break from time to time. Laughter isn’t just good for the soul—it’s great for your physical and mental health, too. So, taking a step back from your and the world’s problems and embracing comedy for a little while might be the best decision from time to time.
One social media project that likes to brighten people’s day with humor is “I’m Drunk Already,” a popular Facebook page with 197k followers. We’ve collected an assortment of the most hilarious and random memes shared there to bring to you joy. You’ll find the best of the bunch as you scroll down.
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#1
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait Ni le mal Tout ça m'est bien égal
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Khavrinen 9 months ago
Having them make it out of the house and into the car is better than I usually manage.
Upstaged75 9 months ago
I've had a box sitting by my door for a month now...
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Jorie 9 months ago
I have a small vacuum cleaner and a quad cane in the back seat of my car. Keep forgetting to put them away! Come October, I have a five foot skeleton named Norman that rides shotgun for the entire month. Would all be hard to explain if I ever got pulled over!
No matter how you look at it, humor really is good for you. From a physical, mental, and emotional perspective, it’s important to laugh lots and laugh often.
Not only does laughter reduce stress and anxiety, but it also boosts your immune system and helps you connect with other people around you.
#4
troufaki13 9 months ago
Wrong. You own the dog, the dog owns the deer and the cat owns everyone!
Floeckchen 9 months ago (edited)
"Hey dad, meet my new friend Buck and his GF Cathleen. They'll live here from now on."
Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 9 months ago
Anyone else think that looks like a white cat wearing someone else's black fur coat and hat?
#5
Anonymouse 9 months ago
Been there, just following the lights of the car ahead, hoping THEY are on the road, lol
Sandra Morison 9 months ago
we do too here in UK. Northamptonshire specifically but that's because of potholes every day is a game of dodgems
Nikki Gross 9 months ago
This is EVERY single snowstorm in the South. Most of the time it'll be more towards sleet and freezing rain, so I would happily take the snow over those two. Snow doesn't take out power lines and it's easier to drive on then freezing rain, which turns into solid ice once it touches anything. Sleet sucks a*s, but that's only bad when you're having to drive in it. FR, can take out trees, power and cable lines, just look at what happened to Oklahoma and Texas during our last ice storms.
Cindy Brick 9 months ago
Been there, done that -- so many times, I've lost count. Colorado, too.
Inigo Montoya 9 months ago
Trivia for the day: what is the snowiest place in the USA? Buffalo? Syracuse? Alaska somewhere? Nope. The Cascade mountains in Washington state.
#6
Parmeisan 9 months ago
I wonder why bother writing over whatever the last word used to be? Is Saturday funnier than any other day or time?
KnightOwl 9 months ago
I've always thought this is a stupid rule. If you're angry sometimes the best thing to do is take a break and some space to think. Going to bed angry gives us time to calm down and think things through. Things always look better the next day when everyone is well rested and calmer it's a lot easier to work together towards a resolution.
Sarcastic Nana 9 months ago
Nope...girlfriend is getting her sleep! If he wants to stay up, hey, whatever floats his boat 😋
What’s more, by reducing the amounts of the stress hormone cortisol in your body, laughter can help older adults tackle memory deficiencies.
This happens because cortisol can damage the hippocampus neurons and impair learning and memory.
Furthermore, laughter also improves creative thinking and hopefulness.
#7
Julia Ford 9 months ago
Yes but not like today. High fructose corn syrup has done a number on kids.
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Victor 9 months ago
Wouldn't the answer be 1,282.74, because the division has priority over the addition and the subtraction ?
Bob Brooce 9 months ago
Yes. Or if you want to be more precise it's 1282.739130434782608695652173913. Maybe they hated math because they were bad at it.
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Potato Vic 9 months ago
I feel this hard! Been out of school for decades but still have nightmares about these tests
BarfyCat 9 months ago
I was the weirdo who couldn't comprehend the long strings of numbers and symbols, but if it was put into WORDS I could do it!
Elio 9 months ago
I was the opposite. Hated word problems but give me abstract math and I was good.
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Diese eine ukule Ukule 9 months ago
I have attention deficit disorder so I usually try to just isolate myself with either complete silence or some music and then I just try REALLY hard by reading everything in parts, because I tend to just skim sentences or equations
#9
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Look closer... There is a spy among us...
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Ozymandias73 9 months ago
None of them notices that their population is dwindling and one of them is getting chunky.
Bent. O. Jensen 7 months ago
Day 43: Nobody suspects anything. Witness protecting works fine. I didn't push that expensive thing down.
There’s a lot of luck involved in any content going viral. However, there are lots of things that you can do to improve your chances that a meme or post of yours will get more attention.
According to one study, “virality is driven, in part, by activation and arousal.” What this means is that high-arousal emotions tend to be more viral. That applies both to positive emotions (for example, awe), as well as negative ones (for instance, anxiety or anger).
#10
pfeils wife 9 months ago
At this point... the only thing in the USA that is "golden" are the 5 million dollar green cards.. Sorry - I meant "Gold Cards" that the orangefuhrer is selling.
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Jason Kennith 9 months ago
Around the world, more than 7 billion male chicks are culled every year because they are "economically useless."
Phil Green 9 months ago
Eggs, here haven't got more expensive! That's a US problem. The rest of the world is fine!
Phil Green 9 months ago
Egg prices haven't gone up everywhere! Only in the US. The rest of us are fine!
#11
Agfox 9 months ago
The island is privately owned by a hunting association - people stay in the house when hunting puffins(!!!) - & is much larger than most photos suggest Screenshot...fddf61.jpg 
Paulsible deniability 9 months ago
Thanks for circling it, otherwise I would have no idea what house you were talking about.
Mabelbabel 9 months ago
Ellidaey Island, part of Iceland. The house has no running water or electricity, it's a very basic lodge and not lived in full time. Only people who are members of a hunting association can use it.
Sam 9 months ago
My ex lives there. It's a good thing, too. She has fangs and horns and scales and stuff.
Forrest Hobbs 9 months ago
Why downvote a joke? We need a laugh now and then. 🥺 https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/untwisting-knotted-history-sea-witches-009512
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Marlene Ricker 9 months ago
Why would some one hunt puffins?!! OMG I can't believe that is true!! Puffins are so cute and don't hurt anyone! Mind you I don't understand the need to k**l animals at all!
#12
pfeils wife 9 months ago
@Mike Rodrick - "Fact checked: 33 times Zelensky thanked Americans and US leaders" - here is the link, with the dates and times, if you're interested in the truth Mike. I assure you, there is NO VALID REASON that Zelenskyy was treated the way he was treated in the Oval last week, other than the orangefuhrer wanting to please his leader = Putin.
pfeils wife 9 months ago
https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/28/politics/volodymyr-zelensky-thankful-us-fact-check/index.html
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If a child tries to take something from me without saying please or thank you, I just hold on to said item and give them a menacing look until they are very frightened and finally say "thank you" in a tiny voice. That's the way we were taught to be polite. Kids these days are spoilt!
Say No to Downvoting 9 months ago
I hate seeing adults do that - holding a thing, refusing to pass it over until the kid says thank you. Think about when YOU say thank you to a person giving you something - you say it after they have passed it to you, don’t you? Once it’s in your hands, right? Not before. So why do we bully kids to say it first?
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Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
Yes there is a reason that some people don't say "thank you". They are giant a**holes
MygrandsonscallmeNia 9 months ago
I do this! Tell people you're welcome, when they're being rude, and no saying thank you. It seems to be getting worse everyday....
Meanwhile, content that “evokes low arousal or deactivating emotions tends to be less viral.” So, topics that make the audience sad may not go as viral as ones that make people happy or angry.
Other traits that favor virality include practical value, emotionality, surprise, and interest in the topic.
In other words, if you make your content interesting and valuable and evoke strong emotions in your audience, you increase the chances of it going viral online.
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Ben 9 months ago
You did exactly the same thing I was doing. Only a couple years older.
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Peeka_Mimi 9 months ago
I've been Goth since I was about 11yo. I'm 52yo now and while I consider myself "Lounge Goth" because who has energy at my age to get all Gothed out; but I have tattoos, piercings, dye my hair, wear black all the time, my house is spooky, etc. If my mom was still alive she'd be apoplectic that it's not a phase.
Blah Blah Blah 9 months ago
Good for her. Do whatever makes you happy and screw everyone else. That being said don't be a d**k! You can do you AND be a nice human!
#14
minnieslave0 9 months ago
And mum, who has presumably spent all night cooking, never says a word when they run off.
Sarah 9 months ago (edited)
And the mother who is usually cooking is fully dressed and nice hair. So no bed head hair or pj’s and slippers. And it’s always sunshine despite early morning.. no dark freeze for them. She must get up abt 5 am. Fargo with Frances McDormand did it realistically - half aslee eating eggs and pitch black outside
Floeckchen 9 months ago
In anime they run with a piece of toast in their mouth to catch the train to school
Mike F 9 months ago
And get it done in as few takes as possible since the supply keeps dwindling!
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Ozymandias73 9 months ago
Shooooooooooot....I'd be late to work everyday if that spread was laid out.
It’s also helpful if you carve out a niche for your content. In essence, you want your audience to know what they’re in for because it helps build your brand and image. So, you might focus on topics like animals, relationships, work, parenting, etc. Or you might post a bit about everything, in which case your followers are there for random content that might involve recent events.
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Lila Allen 9 months ago
I'm old enough that both these items were so cheap we threw them at houses of people we didn't like.
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Boredandsomea 9 months ago
why do americans waste eggs so they don´t last as long as for the rest of the world`and then complain when the egg production have a hickup and they are without eggs.... and if this happens to any other american production industries it will now have an added import-tax (tarrifs)..... good luck with putins little buttboy in charge
Jumping Jellyfishes 9 months ago
I think they're referring to the egg washing that the US does that removes the protective coating, which opens the shell's pores and shortens the time that they can be stored
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Barb Emanuele 9 months ago
Sad to think eggs cost as much as a pack of cigarettes. I quit that, but now I gotta quit omelettes too? Lol
Toothless Feline 9 months ago
Is it sad that I’m already tired of memes about the price of eggs?
#17
Michelle Pitsiokos 9 months ago
I like to think of it as not so much being lazy, as doing some PT. Cardio, weight lifting, and trying not to lose your balance and break a dozen of my expensive-a$$ eggs!
Nuku Nyara 9 months ago
my husband has to carry one bag and keep his other hand free to open the door, at which he accidentally lets the cat out, whereas this is me getting the groceries from the car and I use the bags to block the doorway upon entering the house so the cat can't get past.
Dawn Marie 9 months ago
And when the plastic bags all break at once............................
Mary Peace 9 months ago
How long does it take to gather them all up at once? Because unless it's a 2 mile walk, I'd definitely be quicker doing several trips.
#18
Premislaus de Colo 9 months ago
Yeah, the Peace Nobel Price should go to someone who said "relax" to an angry person and that person relaxed...
CrunChewy McSandybutt 9 months ago
The spousal unit has done this to me and I let him know, very gently, that he should shut the f*ck up.
Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
I feel good I feel great I feel wonderful I feel good I feel great I feel wonderful
From a practical perspective, you need to spend some time editing and polishing your content to truly make it shine. For example, one thing that you should definitely do is use high-quality photos or images as the base of the meme.
On top of that, you want to use an easily readable font. You have only a moment to capture a social media scroller’s attention, so visual clarity is key here.
#19
troufaki13 9 months ago
I didn't renew mine and now I feel like I've committed at least a dozen deadly sins.
Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
Just like subscribing to ANYTHING online takes one click and trying to cancel requires credit card verification, a web browser and multiple password changes and email links
Colin Matthews 9 months ago
The EU are introducing a 3click system where all these kinds of contracts must be able to be terminated within 3 clicks.
Josephine Blogs 9 months ago
Must just be in America. I can just cancel my payment and that's it.
Sam 9 months ago
The State of New Jersey would like to assert that there is no such thing as the Mafia.
nottheactualphoto 9 months ago
They are correct. It's called La Cosa Nostra.
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Holly Herr 9 months ago
There is a new law that’s supposed to let you cancel the way you signed up. They gave places 8 months to implant, so September?
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Chihuahua Mama 9 months ago
That's how I feel about pickles. I've tried but I just can't stand them
𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋 9 months ago
Same when you order with no ketchup or mayo, and they say wipe it off. It’s too late! It’s been contaminated! The bread and meat is soggy! Ruined I tell you!
Pam McDougall 9 months ago
Raw onions are way too strong for me, but mayonnaise upsets my stomach.
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Jayeff Vee 9 months ago
I was vegetarian and a woman said I could just pick off the pepperoni. I wanted to say, Sure, and you could just pick off the s**t and eat the pizza.
Bill Swallow 9 months ago
I want a word with whoever decided that *EVERY* sandwich needs to be soaked in Pickle Juice. The wait staff and cooks are physically incapable of hearing the words "NO PICKLES".
#21
Lyone Fein 9 months ago
I always loved night shift. Just me and the work. No need to put up with anyone else’s nonsense.
Khavrinen 9 months ago
No need to deal with most of the traffic on your commute.
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Sunny Day 9 months ago
Night shift is fine when you stay on it. What sucks is rotating shifts. Your body never knows when it's supposed to sleep.
Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
I would fall asleep standing up at work then try to sleep at home and be wide awake. Then I would panic and be like "only 4 hours left to sleep .. 2 hours .. one hour... Oh you are so f****d"
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nottheactualphoto 9 months ago
It's an animal. I've never actually seen one.
Load More Replies... MygrandsonscallmeNia 9 months ago
When I was a correctional officer at a juvenile facility, I loved graveyard shift! The kids were in bed at 10pm, we would play board games, watch movies, play pranks, and sometimes other officers would bring in their guitars and have a jam session in South hall control! All we had to do was check on the residents every 15 minutes.
Gracie Mae 9 months ago
being a night owl has it's advantages--admin usually works the 'cushy' 9-5, M-F hours
Picture quality, font, and colors aside, the captions you use are also incredibly important for connecting with your audience. In this day and age, with so much content and information flooding the internet and people’s social media feeds, brevity is key.
So, concise captions that capture the essence of the joke or insight are preferable to humongous walls of text.
#22
Rebecca McManus 9 months ago
That's what went wrong with my last job! The interviews were over Teams, I missed the warning signs because they had the background blurred.
#23
Mary Peace 9 months ago
She only waited that long for the media to turn up.
Load More Replies... patricia patricia 9 months ago
The first time she spilled the beans, it was her fault. After that, it's YOUR fault. Why do you tell secrets to people who can't keep them?
Little Bit 9 months ago
This is my mother. And then she wonders why I don't tell her anything.
Say No to Downvoting 9 months ago
Yes, but only within my family. If I tell her something in confidence, my sister will call me to discuss it within the hour. But the rest of the world will never hear anything ever.
#24
Sarah 9 months ago (edited)
Thanks for that- youve put me back in my place! I was getting a bit too cocky there for a bit
nottheactualphoto 9 months ago
It is; look at the watermark. I think all of those sites are knockoffs of despair.com.
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Joanne Earle 9 months ago
Ooooo I love Cannon Beach, OR!!!! Haystack Rock has some beautiful tide pools at low tide.
Very few people have the patience or energy to read paragraph after paragraph just to ‘get the joke.’ On the other hand, snappy and punchy captions can instantly connect with the audience and make them laugh.
Of course, coming up with those witty captions is hard work. Often, it’s far harder to write less than to write more. The real challenge is expressing a relatable thought that matches the visuals of a picture in the fewest words possible.
#25
bfypbncgnx 9 months ago
100% me. I’m a doctor. But I can also tell you I know how hard it is to do the thing I’m telling you to do!
Liz Butt 9 months ago
My specialist is very overweight. His advice is to lose weight.
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Skadi Lifdis 9 months ago
We had a discussion about this the other day. My coworker is having husband issues. I, being single and only married once, decided to shut my trap as I obviously know nothing about making relationships work.
#26
Which of these memes made you smile the widest and laugh the hardest? Were there any that you instantly wanted to send to your friends, dear Pandas? What types and genres of memes do you personally enjoy the most?
If you had to guess, how many memes do you send your family and friends every single day? We’d love to hear from you! Share your thoughts in the comments below.
#29
Diese eine ukule Ukule 9 months ago
Wendy has gone downhill since that gas station stuff got to her
Mary Peace 9 months ago
English person here, but I thought 'tryna' meant 'trying to', so why does it say 'tryna to'?
#30
Thorsten Massow 9 months ago
Brownface. But yes that would be wrong on so many layers
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#31
Pandora 9 months ago
Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a live chicken to have your own fresh laid eggs? 🤔
Auntriarch 9 months ago
I don't know, depends on whether "chickenfeed" is still a synonym for cheap.
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Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
You spent the entire refund on eggs. Not a bad choice with Trump in charges they are only going to get more expensive and less likely to be safe to eat
Alyce 9 months ago
You do know bird flu started before the inauguration, right? He really doesn't have that kind of power.
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Christina A Davis 9 months ago
mmm....THIS administration---??---A tax return??--- yeah, right..............
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#33
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Been going on for a while. Remember Jonbenet Ramsey or Honey Booboo?
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LauraDragonWench 9 months ago
I've been saying this for decades. People need a license to drive a car, yet we let complete yobbos run around, having children w***y-nilly?
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Marty Woodfender 9 months ago
Unfortunately this is the gross truth for a lot of family channels
Marlene Ricker 9 months ago
Excellent reason to have another baby!! Good God, once you've got them, you have to keep them!
#34
CrunChewy McSandybutt 9 months ago
He's just a young dude being weird. Try to give him a little grace.
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Alex Mosby 9 months ago
I genuinely don't get the hate for this kid. He seems like the easiest Z list celebrity to ignore.
Cathy Carey 9 months ago
I feel for the dude; can't be easy living in daddies shadow. Something tells me Will isn't good at parenting.
#35
Apatheist Account2 9 months ago
One of my favourite gags: "I'm not saying another word without my lawyer present!" "But sir, you ARE the lawyer." "Right - so where's my present?"
Lene 9 months ago
I have had a few experiences with men dressed like that who were EXTREMELY professional. They just liked to dress comfortably. One was my psychologist and one was a gynaecologist. I do understand the point of the picture's text. It's just that it's not always the case.
Mary Peace 9 months ago
I would have thought that in the professions you mentioned, they wouldn't be seeing too many other people, and even if they are, they're not pleading for you not to be sent to gaol.
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nottheactualphoto 9 months ago
Yes, and an "in" before it. And an apostrophe-s at the end of "master." And not every word capitalized.
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Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
I thought that was it! Used to eat there regularly when I was doing temp work in those towers with the copper-looking windows a few blocks west.
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Christina A Davis 9 months ago
I'm sales have greatly increased with donnie back in the W.H. .................
#37
BoredLittleLeafSheep 9 months ago
It's a lot if you have to pay it out, and not enough if it's coming in.
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Verena 9 months ago
Try to treat the industrial chickens better, e.g. don't cram a dozen in a tiny cage, just let them live with some decency, space and good food. Then they won't die with millions because of a raging avian flu, but just go on laying eggs. Here lots of people keep two or three hens, we have eggs in abundance.
Epona 9 months ago
But... you can just slide the lock off the side. That "lock" ain't doing sh!t
#40
Bored Birgit 9 months ago
For me july and august are the longest months because they are hot and I hate the heat.
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 9 months ago
The months, like the years, start coming and they don't stop coming.
BoredLittleLeafSheep 9 months ago
Fed to the rules and you hit the ground running.
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BrownEyedGrrrl 9 months ago
When I worked full time, it seemed like January & February lasted forever. Between holidays maybe?
Jorie 9 months ago
It may mean that January seems like the longest month of the year. Then, the other months seem to whiz by faster and faster, and the year is done before we know it.
Christina A Davis 9 months ago
Not enough room for how long the next four years will be.........................
Marty Woodfender 9 months ago
The first three months of the year are such a drag. Then they get faster... and faster... and faster... and then before you know it it's New Years and suddenly each day feels like a millennium.
Janissary35680 9 months ago
This is the second time I've seen this image in the last two days (in two different threads) and I don't get it either.🤷♂️
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Offbeat Quinoa 9 months ago
Folding is what causes the wrinkles in my clothes 🥲 I use hangers!
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Auntriarch 9 months ago
If you use a dryer, take them out and hang them up as soon as it stops. I haven't ironed in years. Except handkerchiefs if I'm going to a wedding or a funeral (I know they're going to get wrinkled, I just feel it's more respectful if they start out smooth)
sadmrguna 9 months ago
What did you do to make it look like that?? I don't iron my clothes either, but they don't look like that!
LB 9 months ago
Right? This person went through a lot of effort... just hanging them to dry somewhere will do mkay
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Dan Flo 9 months ago
This was a trend in the late 90s, at least in Sweden. Wrinkle shirts - you twisted then like a rope after washing, and let them dry like that.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 9 months ago
Way back in the 80's, there was a trend for a hot minute of "creased" skirts. They were cute enough, but once you washed them it was almost impossible to get them to crease the same way ever again. Kind of like re-folding a paper map. Anyone under 40 can ask their grandparents.
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Gossameringue 9 months ago
But then she'll change completely into someone else...
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Sarah 9 months ago
I’ve never understood public proposals . I know this was family.. but why do others do it in front of complete strangers. Cringe
Bob Brooce 9 months ago
I’ve never understood how so many people do it and the answer isn't yes. Do a lot of guys really propose out of the blue without knowing she wants to marry them?
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Jaya 9 months ago (edited)
You shouldn't do a public proposal unless you've already seriously discussed marriage and the other person has already said they want to and are ready for it. In that case the public proposal is more like a ritual, and then it's fine (if your partner also likes public proposals). But if your partner hasn't yet expressed they want to get married to you in a serious way (and not in a 'one day in the future' way), then it's pressuring someone into saying yes and that's unacceptable.
Alex Kreitner 9 months ago
Maybe! If he hurries while the prices are still low.
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Blah Blah Blah 9 months ago
Never ask in a public space and put someone on the spot unless you know they're going to say yes, IE: discussed prior. And don't come at me with all that but the element of surprise s**t. Be an emotionally intelligent adult and discuss your feelings to make sure everyone is on the same page.
#44
Kelly H. Wilder 9 months ago
I wouldn't have thought of Forrest Gump first. I would have thought of 867-5309.
McKenzy Flores 9 months ago
Dear Lord, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here- jenny
#45
Marianne 9 months ago
I never understood the appeal of calling your lover "daddy". I really don't want to associate my dad with the person I'm getting physical with.
Brittania Kelli 9 months ago
I always thought it was gross, too. And it's not just the Dad thing, it's 'Daddy' like what little girls call their Dad, which is an extra layer of gross. It's misogynistic, playing up to the stereotype of the male being in charge and the woman being submissive. It's several layers of gross with a dash of ick.
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Diese eine ukule Ukule 9 months ago
Ew, no, why do people call their bfs something akin to dad, it's weird as hell
Bob Brooce 9 months ago
For a while my wife used one cell phone for work and family while she was working, and another phone that customers couldn't all when she wasn't working. It was hardly unusual for me to send a text that she didn't see for hours because I couldn't come up with names that were different enough but also sensible and easy. I don't think I could get through one week without mixing up dad and daddy.
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GodzillaTookMyPants 9 months ago
I 100% call my lover "daddy" its something we both like and do not care what any of you think
Eve Mraz 9 months ago
and there's nothing wrong with that. y'all are allowed to do what ever the hell you want
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Doodles1983 9 months ago
Daddy, Baby/Little Girl is a dynamic between 2 consenting adults. Consenting. Adults. There is no need to kink shame. A lot of the time it's a way to find a power balance. It's been around forever. And has nothing to do with incest or paedophilia. Educate yourselves.
#46
Subtlelikeawreckingball 9 months ago
Oh yeah. She had major wardrobe malfunction… the bodice of the dress was way too tight and she was basically being stabbed in the boob all night. She was constantly having to readjust. I’d be demanding someone bring me a hoodie!
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Sharon Ingram 9 months ago
I know that’s Beyoncé, but why does she look so swollen? Is she allergic or something?
Bryan Wright 9 months ago
I think they might have noticed if the "main event" of the night went AWOL.
#47
Gossameringue 9 months ago
I'm this old and I have no idea what this is. Laser pointer with different lenses? Customizable sex toy?
Angela B 9 months ago
*spits wine* There are now some mental images I cannot unsee.
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MagicJacket 9 months ago
Protip: these are great for cats, but TERRIBLE for dogs. Dogs can get obsessed with these things to the point where they have anxiety and serious health concerns. Dogs need to be able to catch the things they chase or it is a horrible experience for them.
Upstaged75 9 months ago
Cats too actually. They get frustrated not being able to actually catch something. I only play it with my cats for a short time and then go back to regular toys.
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HeavyMetalHeart 9 months ago
You still get these, we had one for our cat with different tips, including a mouse, as if that would make it look like a real mouse!
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Dan Daykin 9 months ago
Dildos! Looks the same, feels the same but no hearts get broken.
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Damned_Cat 9 months ago (edited)
My friend has been a vegetarian for over 30 years. People keep coming at her to tell her about something they tried that tasted just like meat or had the same texture and juices like meat. She's always having to explain that she doesn't want anything that's even like meat and that she doesn't miss it. People just can't fathom not wanting meat.
veirdbuttrue 9 months ago
I know!! I was having this conversation this morning, and a friend said he was raised on half vegetarian food, his mum is vegetarian but the husband was not. He said for him, vegetarian food was normal at a very young age, therefore, he has no problem with not eating meat.
Load More Replies... Boredandsomea 9 months ago
its for meat eaters so they don´t get confused and have them be more willing to try the food. no vegetarian or vegan care about this but meat people care about it alot.
Aileen Grist 9 months ago
Vegans aren't trying to fool anyone - except perhaps themselves -most vegans give up meat because of the way that animals are treated these days. And because of the antibiotic use - 70% of all antibiotics are given to animals that will be used for food for humans. I love meat - especially chicken, but the chicken iI can afford is more like frankenchicken nowadays than the meat I grew up with in the 50s onwards.
#51
Doug Moyer 9 months ago
A big tax return just means that you loaned the government your money for zero interest.
Mike F 9 months ago
I worked for a guy once who chanted this mantra, come the "day of reckoning" he was a mess. If you had that in a shoebox it wouldn't earn any interest either, and let's face it, the amount $ you would earn on that in interest would be a pittance. At least you have peace of mind knowing that you will get something back rather than having to pony up big $$ at tax time.
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Jill 9 months ago
Doesn't matter where this came from. People with kids get WAY more tax breaks/benefits than those of us without.
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Marianne 9 months ago
There are several memes here implying that people in the US can't afford eggs anymore. So I just wanted to check on you guys: Are you ok?
Teutonic Disaster 9 months ago
This post being shortened from 51 to 50 posts is the funniest part...
Carney 9 months ago
Didn't you hear? When it comes to eggs, all you need do is to buy some chicks, build them a shelter, learn what type foods they need, keep the shelter clean and make sure the outer perimeter is strong enough to keep out predators, wait a few months until the chickens are old enough to start laying eggs, make sure they have nesting boxes, clean the coop twice a day, make sure there is plenty of clean water and feed available at all times, and figure out how to allow the chickens freedom while protecting them from multiple predators, including hawks and other raptors. By the time you are done, your eggs will prove more costly than if you bought them at the market. Are we okay? NOT BY ANY MEASURE! The lunatics' are in charge. The future? Yikes, very scary. Forgive us to the rest of the world for unleashing the melon felon.
Edda Michelsen 9 months ago
Hi, I lol at 19, 35, 36, 39 . Some I do not understand cos I,m a forenger (O:
Marianne 9 months ago
There are several memes here implying that people in the US can't afford eggs anymore. So I just wanted to check on you guys: Are you ok?
Teutonic Disaster 9 months ago
This post being shortened from 51 to 50 posts is the funniest part...
Carney 9 months ago
Didn't you hear? When it comes to eggs, all you need do is to buy some chicks, build them a shelter, learn what type foods they need, keep the shelter clean and make sure the outer perimeter is strong enough to keep out predators, wait a few months until the chickens are old enough to start laying eggs, make sure they have nesting boxes, clean the coop twice a day, make sure there is plenty of clean water and feed available at all times, and figure out how to allow the chickens freedom while protecting them from multiple predators, including hawks and other raptors. By the time you are done, your eggs will prove more costly than if you bought them at the market. Are we okay? NOT BY ANY MEASURE! The lunatics' are in charge. The future? Yikes, very scary. Forgive us to the rest of the world for unleashing the melon felon.
Edda Michelsen 9 months ago
Hi, I lol at 19, 35, 36, 39 . Some I do not understand cos I,m a forenger (O:
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