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Regret nothing

I'm on the next level, I don't even go to parties! 😄

maybe they'll become vintage by then

Wrong. You own the dog, the dog owns the deer and the cat owns everyone!

Just last week as a matter of fact.

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😂😂😂😂😂

Pretty much

The answer is either blue or 42.

What? I only see 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧!

Now, in the US, they are golden eggs hens ✨️🥚✨️

The island is privately owned by a hunting association - people stay in the house when hunting puffins(!!!) - & is much larger than most photos suggest Screenshot...fddf61.jpg

Sometimes there's a reason why people don't thank you.

She looks good doing it. She's pretty

This!!!!!

I can't unsee that!!

To think that 5 years ago, this would have been toilet paper :D

As my dear mother called it, A Lazy Man's Load.

YOU'RE WELCOME!

I didn't renew mine and now I feel like I've committed at least a dozen deadly sins.

That's how I feel about pickles. I've tried but I just can't stand them

I always loved night shift. Just me and the work. No need to put up with anyone else’s nonsense.

yes!

My mom wouldn't wait until the next day.

This reminds me of those demotivational posters.

That is why I hate preachers

Bettlegrease...Bettlegrease...

"Tiny" Lister

I’d take my shot at that.

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Move over, Ronald. There's a new sheriff in town!

It annoys me that she is still stunning in this thing.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a live chicken to have your own fresh laid eggs? 🤔

His sister and her kids?

It really happens, sadly.

He's an idiot and needs to just go away

One of my favourite gags: "I'm not saying another word without my lawyer present!" "But sir, you ARE the lawyer." "Right - so where's my present?"

and some the best management training in the world .......

It is for a lot of people!

this is me when i just ate 30 tacos

Easter is gonna be hell this year

For me july and august are the longest months because they are hot and I hate the heat.

another option is to fold your clothes - to each their own!

Throw a snickers at her immediately

You shouldn't do a public proposal unless you've already seriously discussed marriage and the other person has already said they want to and are ready for it. In that case the public proposal is more like a ritual, and then it's fine (if your partner also likes public proposals). But if your partner hasn't yet expressed they want to get married to you in a serious way (and not in a 'one day in the future' way), then it's pressuring someone into saying yes and that's unacceptable.

Jennayyyy

I never understood the appeal of calling your lover "daddy". I really don't want to associate my dad with the person I'm getting physical with.

Is that a bra wire poking through?

I'm this old and I have no idea what this is. Laser pointer with different lenses? Customizable sex toy?

I want an option for one of the Jurassic Park Jeeps.

lmfao the flamboyance

But why do vegans want food that looks like meat????????????????????

4 kids is quiet a lot of work