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Exactly, but after taking care of the necessary I would hire people to rehab a bunch of the old factories in Philly and turn them into apartments that I would fill with people who were homeless or on the brink of being homeless. Their jobs would be to take in animals from the shelter and be their caregivers for life and would be paid a living wage. It's not solving world problems but it would help some

Build another one.

Second.

What if the mosquito was on your neck?

This!

S U C K S

You mean apart from the ban on CFC that still holds 20 years later, the discontinuation of pesticides with carcinogens, the new technology to clean oil spills, the new design of all tankers to prevent oil spills, the massive decrease in contaminated water, and the increase in the ozone layer....yeah apart from that it's not achieving anything.

“We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost-effective.”

More environment taxation is achieved each year, so there's that. 😪

As if you actually believe the science.

Not true! If I turn my tv off instead of putting it on standby, an attendee can fly there basically carbon neutral 💁🏻‍♀️😂

Because they don’t want to do anything about it if it affects their bottom line.

I want to be my cat, I know I would have a great time. ♥

Sleep all day, curl up next to the fireplace, give and get cuddles... not sure how I'd feel about cat food though.

I want to be a cat that belongs to my partner, or somebody in my family. I’d be adored and spoiled rotten.

I'm coming with you

Maybe that's why cats have nine lives: So many people want to be reincarnated as a cat that there aren't enough of them around, so nine of them have to share a body....

I'm coming back as an otter.

My dog has it pretty good as well... Hard to decide

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Oh it is real lol , unfortunately we come back as people pfft in my case another witch line , I’ve lived 5 times that I actually know of , but soz you can’t be a cat , it will be a similar version of you now sorry x

It's written like that only because those are standard size containers in the US. But I was just checking to see how much they are and discovered for the first time that not only is a US pint 16 fl oz instead of 20, which I knew, but that the fluid ounce measure itself is not the same either. I first thought, yeah, that's a (UK) pint bottle, odd size, but when I converted to ml it gave me 591 point something, which looked wrong, cos it is, would be 568ml in a UK pint.

Hear, hear! Also: DOUGHNUTS, indeed! I can’t stand the “donut” spelling. I mean, the etymology is literally “dough + nuts”. What kind of etymology can be derived from “donuts”? “Do the nuts”?

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Same same same. Give me a dark stormy day anytime.

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As a pale, easily-sunburned introvert, this weather is the BEST weather, in fact XD

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And me lol ,basically they saying it means we don’t gotta go out lol ,I don’t anyways bar my garden but yup I,ll happily take that sky ( long as it don’t include wind I’m in a very op area in the sticks , n a mere breeze around here is a gale . A gale is a bloody hurricane !! N a hurricane is holy hell batten down the hatches n hope lol )