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50 Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)
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Many of us find it adorable when little kids ramble words that somehow form a complete sentence. Now, imagine adults doing the same, spontaneously coming up with sentences that are funny, oddly accurate, and unlike anything you’ve ever heard before. A mix of hilarious and fascinating, right?
That’s exactly what the subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is all about. With over 1.4 million members, it’s a goldmine of sentences that have (quite literally) never been written before, spotted “in the wild.” From witty remarks to intriguing word mashups, it’s a treasure trove of linguistic gems you didn’t know you needed. Keep scrolling, you just might stumble upon a sentence you’ll never forget.
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#1
The Anniversary Of George W. Bush Getting A Shoe Thrown At Him
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#2
Biological Wh*refare
#3
My Predecessor Was A Goat
Uncle Panda 3 months ago
I had to regularly deal with a very unpleasant human in a multiyear series of public meetings and the 'rules of engagement' were very unsatisfying. So I renamed one of the goats Kelly Jo, so I could snap "Shut up, Kelly Jo!" You makes your own therapy as you goes along.
There are over 8 billion people living on this planet, which feels like an unimaginably large number. You would think that with so many of us, we would run out of ways to be unique. But somehow, human creativity always finds new ground. From art and music to literature and language, fresh ideas keep appearing every day.
Language, especially, shows us endless possibilities. With so many words and combinations, no two people ever sound completely alike. And that’s what makes each expression so fascinating.
#4
Giovanni And His Weird Son Who Bites Sometimes
#5
"Way Too Many People Are Urinating On [the] Tower At Any Given Moment To Arrest Them All"
#6
If Bugs Bunny Was The Unabomber
Chihuahua Mama 3 months ago
Did anyone else try screaming into a jar and closing it right away, then opening it back up to see if the scream was trapped in the jar as a kid? Or was I just too easily influenced by cartoon physics?
This idea is exactly what the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence celebrates. Launched in 2018, the community has grown to over 1.4 million members who love discovering sentences that sound like they’ve never been written before.
The rules are simple but clever: a sentence must either have “never been said before, or said so rarely that it counts as almost new.” It also can’t be a cliché, idiom, or just a translated phrase, it has to feel original. The results are often hilarious, unexpected, and oddly thought-provoking. In short, it’s a goldmine of originality.
#7
I Am A Walking Chimera Of Various Furies And Petty Qualms
#8
Sentient Toilet Brush
#9
Two New Sentences
And honestly, the sentences people post there never disappoint. Some make you laugh out loud, while others are so strange you’ll wonder how they ever came to exist. To explore how English allows for this creativity, we spoke with Rosmary Joseph, an English teacher who works with middle schoolers in Mumbai.
Teaching 7th and 8th graders, she often sees students experiment with words in surprising ways. “English is such a flexible language,” she told us. “I love how a single phrase can mean so many different things depending on how you use it.” That flexibility is what sparks originality.
#10
"How To Not Commit Micro Aggression Against Vampires In Your Workplace"
#11
Specifically Engineered Itself To Obfuscate Your Sense Of Time
#12
Most Scarlett Johansson Looking President
T.M.P Janssen 3 months ago
Well, if there ever will be a Hollywood production of Carter, We know who portrays him lol
Rosmary explained that to create unique sentences, it helps to understand the building blocks of language. “Every sentence has phrases at its core,” she said. “For example, a noun phrase centers around a noun. Meanwhile, a verb phrase is built around a verb.
These seem simple, but once you start combining them, the possibilities multiply.” By mixing and matching phrases in new ways, people accidentally stumble into sentences no one has ever heard before. That’s where the fun begins.
#13
Two Of Everything Darling
#14
Your C*****e To Defend Participation Trophies
Upstaged75 3 months ago
"Special flag" meaning the Confederate flag, which NASCAR banned. So he's saying he won't drive unless he's allowed to be visibly racist. 🙄
#15
Mobile Autistic Doom Pile
She went on to describe how adjective phrases and adverb phrases add extra flavor. Adjective phrases describe nouns, like “a teacher full of energy,” while adverb phrases describe how something is done, like “with surprising enthusiasm.”
According to Rosmary, these details often turn an ordinary sentence into something colorful. For example, “The dog barked” is plain, but “The dog barked with the rage of a thousand suns” suddenly feels unique.
#16
Charles Darwin Looking At His F**ked Up Tomatoes; Oh S**t That Me
#17
Prolapser
joann fielding 3 months ago
BP forgot to censor the thumbnail pic of someone smoking! Aaahhhh, my eyes! /s
#18
Tumor Cured Itself
Another type is the prepositional phrase, which shows relationships between words in a sentence. Think of sentences like “The keys on the table” or “The cat under the bed.”
These phrases may seem simple, but when placed in unusual contexts, they create funny or unexpected results. “People play with prepositions in creative ways,” Rosmary explained. “That’s why you’ll often find quirky sentences like ‘A pineapple on a skateboard in the rain’ random but oddly vivid.”
#19
Those Who Made Bernie Sanders Impossible
Ian Webling 3 months ago
Imagine a world in which the Democrats had elected Bernie over Hillary as candidate in 2016. Sigh.
#20
Increase Your Font Size By 1 Point Every Time You Respond
#21
Alliance To Destroy Them With A Spinning Kick
Then there are participle phrases, which begin with verbs ending in ing or ed but act like adjectives. For example: “Smiling brightly, the child waved” or “Broken by years of use, the chair collapsed.” Rosmary pointed out that these create strong imagery and often lead to unusual combinations.
#22
Im Going To Study Hard And Become A Doctor Just So I Can Abort His Next Girlfriend
#23
S**t Your Pants
#24
Dad Gets Huge Fright As Wife Washes T-Shirt With Their Baby's Face On It
“These are the main types of phrases,” Rosmary concluded, “and they really form the foundation of English sentences. Once you learn them, you realize how limitless the language is.”
#25
Know Your Value
#26
Falling To Their Knees And Pulling Out Their T*****s
#27
I Have A Hunch That Says 19th Century Prostitutes Didn't Practice Celibacy
While phrases set the stage, creativity takes center stage. That’s why online communities thrive on collecting sentences that feel brand new. They remind us how language is alive, evolving, and capable of surprising us every single day.
And these never-before-heard sentences are such a fun addition to our collection of unique finds. How about you? Which one stood out the most? Let us know in the comments!
#28
I Have Been Logged Out Of My Toothbrush
Uncle Panda 3 months ago
I asked the microwave about this, it checked with the toaster oven, and apparently this is true.
#29
This Is Just Magical
Child of the Stars 3 months ago
JKR's insane BS aside, I've always remembered what Dumbledore told Harry when Harry asked if his death experience was all in his head: "Of course it's in your head. But who should that mean it isn't real?"
#30
Slab Of Sentient Ham
Chihuahua Mama 3 months ago
Had an aneurysm trying to read the profile. There's some brain cells I'll never get back
#31
Medically Approved H*e Limit
Panda Kicki 3 months ago
Depending on what you are there for it may be relevant as a number of virus, not just traditional std.s increases a lot with the numbers of sexual partners. That can be important info when looking at infertility issues, some cancers and even auto immune issues. However, the "just 6" alternative seems very sus. Spoof post?
#32
New Energy Saving Method Just Dropped
#33
My Favorite People Are The Cops And My Boss
Nils Skirnir 3 months ago
We’re the most propagandized people in world history. To top it all off, the propaganda is sophisticated and comes at us from multiple directions and appears to be coordinated. Social media, trad media, government, sports, companies, religion, politics, holidays, most everything. Americans live in fear, but are too afraid to admit it. There really aren’t separate political parties in the US either, but a continuum from ultrafascist to neoliberal. (There hasn’t been a significant democratic socialist movement, other than Sanders, since 1970). Democracy? Pshaw-other than the years from 1964 to 2000, US has always been a conservative, single party state.
#34
It’s Supposed To Be A Democracy
dan gerene 3 months ago
I make some major decisions by making pros and cons lists and decide from there by which column is longer.
#35
The 11th Commandment
#36
Dashcam Sightings Of Gwenyth Paltrow
#37
Ima Overheating
#38
The Answer Lies In What Kind Of Shoes He's Wearing
#39
“AI-Generated Ads With My Face On Them”
#40
Leonardo Dicaprio Distances Self From 21st Century After It Turns 25
Panda Kicki 3 months ago
He really has become a legend with that 25yo phobia 🤣. A friend in his 50s got left by his wife and posted that he wanted a new relation and asked women half his age contacts him as he now had realized that he was drawn to youth. I called him Leonardo DiCaprio and he was royally pissed off. Now I am blocked, so dont know if those 20+ girls have lined up yet.
#41
Pope Hammer +4 Smite Damage
#42
Robert The Union Contractor
#43
Flaunting Their Mobility
#44
Wooden B***s
#45
S**t Shaming This One Specific Little Crustacean
#47
Beard Shavings To Make An Amulet...?
#48
His Hands Are Like Gelatin Desserts
#49
Only Grows One When Needed
#50
The "Alpha Bros" Are Shaving Off Their Eyelashes Because Long Lashes Are Too Feminine
Ian Webling 3 months ago
Eyelashes evolved that way as a protection against tiny foreign objects. Enjoy the pain.
#51
Tesla Autopilot Drove Into Wile E. Coyote-Style Fake Road Wall
#52
We Can Save Pngs To Birds
Luke Branwen 3 months ago
Now I need to write a story where a secret resistance group communicates via bird-coded secret messages
#53
This May Sound Strange To A Native Transsexual
#54
Never Thought About It Like That
#55
Incident
#56
The Bell Will Tell Me What I Need
#57
The Gay Penguin Weddings At The Local Zoo
#58
“I Tried Evolution, Didn’t Like It.”
#59
Every Other Princess Emerged From Some Kind Of Primordial Soup
#60
I Literally Just Wanted To Stop Spending Insane Amounts Of Money On Stew, I Wasn’t Trying To Hurt Him Or Ruin His Life
Upstaged75 3 months ago
Being autistic doesn't mean you get a free pass to act like an immature a$$hole. She needs to dump him and find someone sane.
#61
Munch On His Tangerine Candyfloss
Deta Rossiter 3 months ago
Munch on his tangerine candyfloss............................................................ only line that really made me laugh and giggle
#62
Never Heard Of A Rotisserie Chicken Taking A Shower Before
#64
Power Bottom Aladdin
#65
"What Is A Sauce But Slime With A Purpose?"
#66
What Was The Neolithic Equivalent Of Cia Gangstalking
#67
The Pro What?!
General Anaesthesia 3 months ago (edited)
Alphas with short eyelashes. Still afraid of women. Drinks on me next time, ladies. [edit: confusing, but I mean ladies of the boxing club] https://www.espn.com/espnw/culture/the-buzz/article/14718601/
#68
Under No Circumstances…
#69
"Genetically Perfecting A Pitbull Into A Cruise Missile For Babies"
#70
I Cheat, Get Caught, Pray Together And Blame The Devil
#71
Anime Recommendation
#72
"Good Version Of 9/11"
#73
Honestly Sounds Like A Better Time
Anthony Elmore 3 months ago
I mean... they're not wrong. I never quite got the concept of Hooters or Strip Clubs (in a modern setting, anyways). Bunch of guys decided to all chip in so they can go somewhere and get h***y together. I've slept with men that aren't as gay as that sounds.
#74
Gen Z Amish Kid Named Skibidiah
#75
“These Parents Really Looked At Their V****a Fresh Child”
#76
Men Microdose Bicuriousness By Asking What You’d Do For A Million Dollars
Ace 3 months ago (edited)
"Hey, you wanna have s*x with me tonight?" "No." "What about if I give you a million dollars?" "Well, OK, I guess" "how about a quick b*****b right now for ten dollars?" "No, what sort of person do you think I am?" "We've already established what sort of person you are, now we're just haggling over the price.
#77
Don't See That Everyday
#78
I Know Neurodivirgin Isn't Chiming In
#79
"I Love Owls, But I Hate Nazis"
#80
"Missouri Trains* 'Snitch Form' Down After People Spammed It With The 'Bee Movie' Script." *had To Change It So The Bots Would Let Me Post
Luke Branwen 3 months ago
Remember my US comrades: if you wanna spam a snitch hotline, make reports that LOOK legit but are complete bogus. Obvious trolls like the BM script are easy to filter out, but if the info looks legit, they'll have to look into it and waste their time.
#81
“There’s An Egirl Yearning In The Sea That’s Supposed To Move Things From The Other Team”
#82
Blood Ain’t Thicker Than That A*s
#83
Insane Coworker Lore Drop
LinkTheHylian 3 months ago
That's one way to k**l a conversation. And a large group of people.
#84
Despite The Embarrassment Of Both Parties Involved, Armpits Is Feet
#85
Profoundly Mid Angloid Peasant Phenotype
Bill Swallow 3 months ago
Yet another @$$hole desperately in need of a hard sharp knee to the nuts. (The commenter, not the person in the picture.)
#86
Disappeared Into An Insta-T**t-Shaped Cloud Of Dust Going “Meep Meep”
#87
... Get Zooted On Loud And Get My Back Blown Out
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CartoonCasey 3 months ago
These would be a lot funnier if the headline didn't scream the punchline at you before you had a chance to read the joke. It feels like a kid is trying to show me something and awkwardly walking me through the whole thing and explaining every step to make sure I got it. Kid-splaining.
T'Mar of Vulcan 3 months ago
Me neither. And I have two freaking degrees.
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CartoonCasey 3 months ago
These would be a lot funnier if the headline didn't scream the punchline at you before you had a chance to read the joke. It feels like a kid is trying to show me something and awkwardly walking me through the whole thing and explaining every step to make sure I got it. Kid-splaining.
T'Mar of Vulcan 3 months ago
Me neither. And I have two freaking degrees.
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