how the turntables

I'm pretty sure most people had a lemonade stall at some point in their childhood. Mine lasted an hour before I gave up and drank it all :)

The hamster lives! Either that or you've accidentally gathered proof of the Tooth Fairy's existence...

That's how it is...

Clever! I'm going to use this next time...

gotcha there

I'm an adult and I still do whatever I want. That's the blessing of not having any kids :p

oof as a 14 year old- i love my cray cray family and im proud of it!

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!

The kid is me and the brother is my life :(

Kids literally think their parents are fossils

he has a point

Me as a mother

Yup

Childhood is asking your parent for a cookie, they say tomorrow, the next day ALL THE COOKIES ARE GONE

Terrible who? Teenagers: hold my beer (seriously hold it I'm not allowed to drink it yet)

Solid burn. Feel the pride.

SAME !

Why not cereal made of Peppa Pig?

It's two bottles of wine

I wouldn't blame them! When your mum's on fire, it's the perfect time to roast marshmallows!

just play calm meditation music while doom music intensifies in the background

hi! just covering up a comment... have a nice day :)

lol

this is absolutely bananas!

it's just sitting there... collecting dust...

Ok... but who bought the shirt for him? 😄

Why are you eating children?

If I ever have kids and I go to their friend's birthday party, I'm never taking that cake. Little kids spit everywhere when they blow out the candles.

I read it in my psychology text book. I think it's less of a riddle and more to show that people automatically think the doctor is a man. Though it's pretty outdated now :P

Impressive.

Was it Monday though? Or it just felt like Monday?

Quickest way to turn a good morning into a horrible morning with my 8 year old daughter.

Yes! The term "killer whales" gets to me every.damn.time

lol

I think I found out what a child's purpose is in life... TO DRAIN THEIR PARENTS ENERGY EVERY NIGHT

Good point...

Mom of the year

I would wait 9 months before i panic if i were you

maybe it starts with imagination

Literally lol just now

this may introduce a benefit... what if they doing pole jump and the hiccup helps them jump higher?

Adult boys are not better. My son, 24 now, gives me always a fist bump. 🤜 🤛. But sometimes he can surprise me. Last weekend, we had not seen in a while, we met by chance by his grandmother. He pounced at me, giving me the happiest and tightest bearhug you can imagine.

Smart kid

Perfectly well thought-out response

As an atheist, I will also now adopt Elmo as my God

My mom would say “then eat some more of your food to fill the cracks instead.”

See, 4 year olds are even better at inventing words than English is

if she lands on broccoli and eats it i would be surprised

It'll click one day

Ha. This made my day.

Soylent greens anyone ;o)

They just love you so much and want to be where you are. Sometimes quite annoying, other times it melts the heart right out of your chest.

I mean if I take a nap, I can barely fall asleep later, so maybe the kid is right.

Erm... Both at the same time. Don't forget the sticky side of the honey jars all the time

Rest In Peace 🪦

Mummy! I've got my costume!

Can remember when my dad got that list and crossed out all the specific brands. "A pencil is a pencil and a notebook is a notebook. I ain't going to pay €4 for a pencil when I can buy 50 of them for €3,55."