It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (40 Pics)

Nah, perfectly natural post-quarrantine behavior.

I think she nailed it!

This reminds me of myself, except with cats instead 😂

Old man vibes

I do see Time Square

She's seen things she don't wanna talk about.

Mine aren't even twins (first shock) and people are amazed (second shock) that they have completely different personalities

I'm sure that you agree that my kid doesn't have any anger control problems....

ROTFL

Same. My son has to say goodbye to all the people, all the pets, all the soft furnishings.

Next time ask him if he can count to 1001. But in his head, of course! Otherwise it would be a bit disturbing, I guess 😂

Yes. Lump it. ;-)

Hahaha. I feel for you bro 😂

Great haiku there.

And then, one day, it disappears... to reappear the day after in a place where you wouldn't expect it.

Even bald men use this excuse!

My husband showed our youngest how to tie a tie. A few weeks later he was going to go out wearing his old Ti Kwan Do Gee as a costume. He was tying the belt and his older brother says "You're tying that like a tie." "No, I'm not." He finishes the belt and looks down. "Oh Crap. It's a tie."

Lol. I wonder what word he would use in a paper about Donald Trump 😂

Well, there is some art in getting the pizza defrosted and baked correctly! You can take credit for getting it right.

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Hey, that's how Kylie Jenner got started.

Genius!

If I had a dream like that, I would silently freak out.

See you in a week

My 7 yo started collecting stones. There has been a broking tile in the bathroom for like 5 weeks now. No, it's not a tile that was used in our house.

Its like it was her plan all along!

My daughter wanted to be either a fire engine or a princess.

YEP! You can eat your dinner!

They start telling you... You don't care... They continue... You start caring... They don't tell the end... You are dying to know and you will never.

And then you find another chair, pour yourself a drink, and pretend you don't find them.

@LaTuaAmica you must be real fun at parties!

This made me lol

Bam!

Kids, you see, when a billboard loves another billboard very much...

No one knows

Doesn't everyone know that?! and the bagels came from the bagel shop, the pickles from the pickle shop, and so on.

Your summer holiday starts in MAY????

Stopped doing that. I now yell half an hour early that it's bed time. You wouldn't know how long it could take to brush your teeth (half an hour for a 7yo).

usually through the doggie door

How do you do anything in your life with those nails? Downvote me billions of times, but I'm not being mean or rude, but seriously curious since you have kids and all

I'm sorry, but who/what is KID 911? I'm trying to get the context :/

True

As lame as this sounds - you will miss being irritated by him sooner than you know.

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get died

My toddler did that the other morning super early. Then after being awake for 2 hours she passed out.

thats so sweet :,D

My son does this to me all the time. I wish it was cupcakes bc I’d buy them in the morning, but no it’s always sandwiches, his class preferred his mums out of the other mums . So guess who always has to do this.... Me 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

oh no

I once asked my mom when her stomach would get back to normal (she just had a baby) and I die of shame whenever I remember it.

I literally laughed out loud. omg so good.

Equal taxes!

You had us at the first half, not gonna lie

oooooff.

Cool puzzle though

All the more reason to cut them!

So true.

Perfect time to broach the subject.

What should they tell you, after such creative warning method? "Nope.", or "What's that even mean?" and my personal favorite: "We'll see how the situation develops." ???

Well, unless he specifically asked to wake him up, it's not your fault

my granny just spanks

Although as far as I can tell nothing makes looking after a newborn look easier than looking after a 3 YO.

I'm so cheugy, I had to look that word up: The opposite of trendy. Stylish in middle school and high school but no longer in style. Used when someone still follows these out of date trends. This may include but not be limited to fashion, habits on social media, usage of slang, etc.

LOLOLOLOLOL i laughed to hard at this one

my wife would clean and I'd be giving her clear signals not to because of our boi and she'd do it any ways, the minute she finshes, he pulls his whole toy bag and he is like, "You clean for me?" as he slowly throws all the toys out that his mother just nicely packed away lol

You'd better say 'yes' or else they won't close their eyes all night in fear of dying