It’s that time of the month again and we’re about to jump into the miscellaneous world of witty kids and their parents who are no strangers to Twitter. Yep, you guessed it right—it’s parenting tweets of the month, everyone!

We all know what a gift being a parent truly is, but that doesn’t mean it always goes smooth like butter. You see, sometimes kids annoy you, other times they pretend to be big bosses and smartasses, on some occasions they put you into uncomfy situations, and the rest, they put genuine smiles on people’s faces.

This is the time when innocent wisdom and genuine curiosity meets the big world which is about to be uncovered, so you as a parent surely hear a lot of great observations coming from it!

And if you’re in the mood for some more joke tweets made by parents (told by kids), they wait in our previous posts from May, April, and March.

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HenpeckedHal Report

crazy_cat_notAlady
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"luggage hasn't stopped laughing" hehe. The cutest thing I have read in a while.

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IDontSpeakWhine Report

Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god! This is my life! We could start a parent support group.

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#4

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HelenAshby72 Report

Carol Emory
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same for me when my son was diagnosed with autism. There are times that were difficult, but more often than not, I was amazed at his unique way of thinking and I had a blast raising that kid.

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#5

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Mihai Mara
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you thought she was gonna narrate the Hobbit book but instead she narrated the Hobbit movies.

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#10

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MumInBits Report

Justin G
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here’s what you need to do. Step 1: Leave the country.

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#13

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Chhapiness Report

Laura Mende (Human)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That really hurts!!! The struggle is real! 😂😂😂

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#14

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snarkymomtobe Report

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sweetmomissa Report

#17

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JessicaValenti Report

Ty Stratton-Quirk
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I swear, Dad, we had no idea the bowling ball would do this to your computer!"

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#18

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ElieNYC Report

Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's something that never gets used up yet often received as a gift. We've accumulated dozen (and never used any). ... but that doesn't really shorten the list of things it could be, really?

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#19

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mommajessiec Report

Ross Warren
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's how my daughter got a five mile piggyback ride.

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#20

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A B C
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that's not wrong I guess, lol.

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#21

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MrTomRad Report

Hannah Edwards
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter’s best friend is non-binary. Hilarity ensued when I was trying to figure out how many kids I was giving a lift to.

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#22

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Chhapiness Report

Elizabeth Stewart
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fell in love with Goofy when I was three. In my 30s now and he is still my favorite.

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#23

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HenpeckedHal Report

Deborah B
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop the car. "Let me know when you're ready to behave." Get out, lean against the car and play with your phone while your children's fighting is muffled inside the car. When they get bored, drive them home. If it's raining, stop at a cafe, and sit where you can see the car. "One of you can come get me when you all agree you're done fighting."

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#25

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ksujulie Report

James016
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Karma played the long game....and won

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#26

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Dad_At_Law Report

crazy_cat_notAlady
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a world run by kids would probably make more sense than this one.

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#27

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HomeWithPeanut Report

Max
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to teach a graduate student how to microwave a hot dog, so honestly, this is a promising sign.

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#29

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MumInBits Report

I I
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he's got the bedside manner and pricing correct

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#30

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Lollardfish Report

Colin Matthews
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog does this, growls at something outside at 4am.when I go see, nothing there, when I turn around dog is snoring in my warm bit...

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VisionBored1 Report

Pepper DeVoe
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who say kids shouldn't have devices, probably aren't parents

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#32

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Gracie Jay
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man!! I feel this one deep! Talk about instant anxiety attack.

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#35

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Dad_At_Law Report

Ty Stratton-Quirk
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"They did manage to pick up a dozen Legos between them, so I'm considering it."

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#36

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Nik
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter can hear a piece of chocolate breaking through 3 walls and 2 flights of stairs!! And yet when standing right in front of me can’t hear ‘please empty the dishwasher’ 🤣

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#37

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ddsmidt Report

Laura Mende (Human)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wanted go rollerblading once. I was about 5 and so my mom had to dress me up in all protection stuff. Took her about 2.5 hrs. Once finished little me said: I don't wanna go... SHE WENT REEEEAAALYY SILENT AFTER THAT!!!! (She yelled the f**k out of me...)

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Daisyldoo Report

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HomeWithPeanut Report

Hannah Edwards
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not get this stuff on a hard floor, it makes it like an ice rink.

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