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Being a parent is hard work. Especially during the pandemic. Luckily, it's also full of good vibes, and one of the main reasons why is simple: comedy.

Kids can easily fill the room with laughter. Whether they're trying or not. They're natural pranksters. Full of limitless creativity. And a bit clumsy. Meaning, they can look, sound, and act funny any day, anywhere.

So let's take a moment to enjoy it. Let's call this post the Bored Panda Child Entertainer Awards 2021. Continue scrolling to cast your votes!

#1

My Daughter Won Our Town's "Name The Street Sweeper" Contest

My Daughter Won Our Town's "Name The Street Sweeper" Contest

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Glen Ellyn
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our state had a name-the-snowplow contest earlier this year. Darth Blader is the one in our district. A few other names are Duck Duck Orange Truck, Plow Bunyan, Snowbi Wan Kenobi, and F. Salt Fitzgerald.

Got Myself 4 Dwarves
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Scotland there's competitions every year to name the grit vans - some of the names are hilarious

A
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great name aside, I love that there was a contest to name a street sweeper.

David Woollands
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=2de764a9303848ffb9a4cac0bd0b1aab This is the Scottish gritter truck tracker - the names are brilliant

J
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No "Streety McSweepFace"??

Jenny Lorenz
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a good name but weird contest.

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    #2

    My Son Asked If He Can Make Himself A Hotdog For A Snack After School. I Said Yes. I Hear Him And His Sister Laughing In The Kitchen, And Walk In To Find This

    My Son Asked If He Can Make Himself A Hotdog For A Snack After School. I Said Yes. I Hear Him And His Sister Laughing In The Kitchen, And Walk In To Find This

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be laughing too

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice sculpting! Your kids are artists.

    Daraman Darkan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated to your comment exactly... But, I like your name on here and your profile picture ^^

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brilliant. I love him!

    Anita Marx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain the situation? What are this products in "lime" and "orange"? Sweets?

    Saint Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are soft candy. They shaped 4 of them (orange, pink and yellow) to make a "candy hot dog"

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    Norah Reilly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done, young ones, well done.

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    Such amusing moments can become simply priceless at this time of year.

    Vicki Broadbent, an award-winning filmmaker and blogger at Honest Mum who is also the author of bestselling book MUMBOSS: How to Survive and Thrive At Work and At Home, told Bored Panda in an earlier interview that parents often burn out during the holidays because they place far too much pressure on themselves to create the perfect Christmas and New Year for their kids—which can be unrealistic at best and damaging and draining at worst.

    "While conjuring up a festive family dream is wonderful in theory and comes with good intention, from a place of love, it can become a huge strain for parents both mentally and financially," Broadbent said. "Debt is not just for Christmas, folks, it rolls on all year long, particularly when you overspend. Live within your means and that means on the Big Day too. The anxiety to keep up with the Joneses seems tenfold now that we're bombarded with everyone else's festive prep on our timelines, be it the ever-more-elaborate mischievous set-ups every year of that swine, Elf on the Shelf to virtual Santa visits and, worst of all, mountainous piles of presents in some sort of matching wrapping paper present Olympics by parents with their peers."

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    #3

    When Your Son Loves The New Toy Trucks In Daycare

    When Your Son Loves The New Toy Trucks In Daycare

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    River Webb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the grass is always greener

    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some toys are better with friends.

    Billy Beecham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical. We donated old toys to goodwill. The next month we went shopping and my daughter picked out all the dolls we donated. We got rid of them because either they made noise or their eyes would open and close and that scared the hell out of her at five yrs old.

    Christina Keenan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked in daycare. This has happened many times.

    Crystal R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things are more fun with other people :)

    Bob Stuart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daycare has truck-size spaces.

    Mike Ieva
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children wants to play with children not with toys... He loves that now he can play with other children....

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    #4

    I Cancelled A Zoom Call Mid-Presentation Because My 9-Year-Old Told Me Water Was Running All Over Her Bathroom Floor

    I Cancelled A Zoom Call Mid-Presentation Because My 9-Year-Old Told Me Water Was Running All Over Her Bathroom Floor

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    Aski Markup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus side, zoom meeting cancelled. I call that a win.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious!!! I literally just spit coffee everywhere!!! I love it!

    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know where Dad jokes come from.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The Dad Jokes are Strong with This One” [said in Alec Guinness voice]

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta wonder how many of these are fake, parents looking for attention. Not to downplay how clever or sarcastic children can be.

    Rebecca O’Donnell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think children can steal the best ideas off the internet just like the rest of us!

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    Moisturized Elbows
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i ever have a kids, i hope they are this funny

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    #5

    That's Big Brain

    That's Big Brain

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    Adrienne McAlear
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My children told me the only reason they ate their broccoli was because I told them it was "baby trees" and they thought that was pretty cool.

    Katmama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son said he hated turkey. So we had 'big chicken' at Thanksgiving for 5 years. Hey, whatever works, right?

    Elizabeth Truss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was little and would beg me for a Capri Sun or juice, I'd give him a sippy of water and call it Cloud Juice. Slurped it right up!

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    Lovin' Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to my grandson. When he doesn't want dinner, I call it supper and he is just fine.

    Beautifulnoodle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this all the time with my boys. A "sampler plate" is what I called it. Fruits, nuts, cheese and the main dish I was making. They were always a total hit! Bonus point for a divided plate.

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works on adults to cause i became hungry.

    Julie Rice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once told my toddler daughter not to touch something, and she asked "Hot?" It wasn't, but I said "Yeeeeeeeah.....hot." "Hot" worked for a lot of things I didn't want her to touch after that.

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    Broadbent thinks parents should ignore what they see on social media and remind themselves that children remember the quality time with their parents over the holidays more than anything (ideally, rested and relaxed, not frazzled parents).

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    "Think back to what you recall fondly from your own Christmases past in childhood... I'd put money on you remembering a few key Christmas gifts (me, a Cabbage Patch Kid I still own); decorating the tree, laying out the mince pie and carrot for Santa, and forcing your merry mum to watch Miracle on 34th Street for the millionth time with you."

    #6

    My Son Thought It Would Be Funny To Put His Toy In Front Of The Baby Monitor

    My Son Thought It Would Be Funny To Put His Toy In Front Of The Baby Monitor

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was right. This is hilarious!

    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Well it feels monstrous coming out, so...

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, 911? A T Rex is about eat my child!"

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't THINK anything. He KNEW it was funny bc it is.

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    #7

    Kid Wearing The Wrong Mask In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time.

    Kid Wearing The Wrong Mask In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time.

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    Anna Fergusen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You miss spelled right, every time. Even matches his shirt. Bet his optometrist was bawling with laughter

    Mazer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks good and looking good to me

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    #8

    Truly Inspiring

    Truly Inspiring

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    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! This reminds me when my son threw up for the first time. He was 2, didn't know what was happening, threw up and then looked at it, shocked, and said "What is that, my tummy? Shouldn't that be inside me? How will we get it back in??". Poor little guy. 🙂

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an adorable reaction to a not so adorable reaction.

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    Billy Beecham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I cannot seem to recall my puking and then exclaiming "gonna need more Tequila"

    Anna Fergusen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be the new hang in there poster

    Eb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Winston Churchill said, success consists of going from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. Your daughter is a success.

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    Some holiday traditions depend on kids being on their best behavior. But lengthy services, parties with lots of strangers, and elaborate meals can quickly exhaust them.

    Try to keep those to a minimum and customize festivities for your kids' frustration level; don't schedule one demanding event after another, and make sure to include physical activity and plenty of downtime. As you can see from the pictures, both you and your kids will probably just benefit from allowing them to be, well, kids!

    #9

    Asked My Sister If My Nephew Was Enjoying The Wedding; This Is The Picture She Sent Back

    Asked My Sister If My Nephew Was Enjoying The Wedding; This Is The Picture She Sent Back

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid must be bored to death.

    ForgotMyPWSendHelp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some people scream and cry about childfree weddings being unfair. Not saying children weddings are the only kind there should be, but do people who oppose them ever consider that their child might enjoy staying home with a babysitter more?

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    advice5cents
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing that to the next event I don't want to attend. Kid's a genius.

    Kevin Donegan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep all the knives away from that table.

    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he enjoys it. The mask hides his exhilaration.

    DUN DUN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he's enjoying alright

    Brian Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is invited to ALL my parties!

    the lost cilios
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol indian wedding s are lot of fun. We get to do so many things as well as all cousins together is some funtime here , I guess christen wedding is much about bride and groom than family.

    Channon Doughty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family always had everyone at the receptions, and the kids would hang together, playing or watching the big moments: cutting the cake, throwing the bouquet and garter, throwing bird seed to see them off. But they were never this formal.

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    David Wong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he followed the flower girls all night long.

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    #10

    My Kid Is So Much Cooler Than I Am

    My Kid Is So Much Cooler Than I Am

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    #11

    My Son, The Thief

    My Son, The Thief

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    River Webb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he really did get a slice of the action

    kymelria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His sweater was stifling, it narrowed his movement. And he must see far. His diaapers was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away. TONIGHT WE'LL DINE IN CRIB!

    peter howard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SPARTAN WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!......WOOO!! WOOOO!! WOOOO!!

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    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run, child, run! Run like the wind!

    Anna Fergusen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not mine... Yet I feel a sense of pride

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he runs wild with a pack of dogs!

    Tess the ferret
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother pnce shoved an entire bowl of peanuts into his mouth. He fell when my mum saw what he was doing and sprayed peanuts everywhere within a 50.mile radius 🤣We were finding them everywhere for months

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, the timing and position is too funny to not laugh

    Sue Lynn Chan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m rooting for him to able to getaway

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    #12

    Arr, Son

    Arr, Son

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    Kevin Donegan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse yet, remember the days when you were given verbal instructions by someone ... Go to the second light then turn left. At the blue house turn right. You'll see a split in the road ahead and stay right. Once past the third stop sign you'll see the 7-11. go past the 7-11 and my house is the fourth one on the right ... pink with green trim. (We're so dependent on navigation tools any more that should you lose your smart phone, you're screwed.)

    Xīngxīng Emmersyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse was when they said turn left at the old general store, it's not there anymore, but turn left anyway.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I prefer maps. You can see where you are in relation to everywhere around you.

    Hermione
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the days when the glove box was filled with foldable maps.

    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which we were unable to fold in the right way.

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    Maryanna Baldridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paper maps are soooo old timey, says my daughter who is 14!

    A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to print maps and step-by-step directions from the Mapquest website. One of us would drive while the other read the directions. My kids can't believe this is real.

    Neil Wright
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show them one and watch them try to ‘pinch’ it to zoom out!

    JennaMae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And our movies were from boxes.... With tape...

    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow.. is paper THAT unheard of now? One big solar flare and these kids will be lost

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    #13

    Over And Out

    Over And Out

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    Vicky Zar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our kids are getting walkie talkies for Christmas after my daughter always tried to talk with her brother via the one way baby monitor. Lol I can't wait to see the kids use them.

    Rebekah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad and his wife use walkie talkies to keep tabs on each other in Costco. I asked why they didn't just use their phones. "This is way more fun!" They are in their 70's.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gutted I missed talking to the delivery guy over my security camera. He delivered the package exactly where asked and I was going to say Thank You and wish him a Merry Christmas, but he was too quick for me! You never grow out of these things. :D

    Orlando Pitcher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got them 4 years ago. They immediately got them and ran opposite directions in the neighborhood to see how far they could go.

    not your average weirdo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I had a walkie-talkie that would call anyone who had the same brand of it. I accidentally called someone I didn't know and freaked out. Never used one since lol

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just accidentally picked up the frequencies of random truck drivers communicating on the freeway

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    R C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with walkie talkies? Why do kids love them so much. My sibling and i received them too. I loved them. Don't know why

    Joseph Federico
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And who says batteries not included is a bad thing.

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought my son walk-in talkies last Christmas. It turns out he’s never far enough away to necessitate their use.

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    #14

    Apparently My Daughter Is Good At Science

    Apparently My Daughter Is Good At Science

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confidence through the roof...

    ForgotMyPWSendHelp
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earned confidence. I'm 35 and didn't know that's how insects walk on water.

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    Vicky Zar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of quiz is actually better then having them cram in everything at home

    Josephine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that they have to provide the page number for the answer. I don't remember doing that in the 1980's.

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    Billy Beecham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the confidence of a child. My wife says I still have it.

    Guy MacGregor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Summary of my school years. The 18 of them.

    Amber Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned nothing seems to be a common factor when it comes to school

    Holly Hobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kind of confidence all females should have!

    LiamTheBot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No to discourage or be mean (and this is technically the correct answer) but you spelled easy wrong… sorry kid. But in other words that might not be your strong suit, sooo YOU GO GIRL

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    #15

    I Am Greatful

    I Am Greatful

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    advice5cents
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing worse than careless testicle removal

    JennaMae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel similarly and yet was roasted! Guess they didn't understand your excellent wording

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    ShriSha Kamboj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just wholesome,.....a wonderful human being on the way

    The Shark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the irony of a kid that can spell "testicles" correctly before learning the spelling of grateful 😂

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid may have asked how to spell 'testicles', as a new word, but assumed he/she knew how to spell 'grateful' correctly.

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    Mary Jeffries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody is doing awesome teaching their kids write names for reproductive organs.

    R C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, someone interview the cat please.

    kat lia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all kids are like this then our future is safe, no more misunderstanding.

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    #16

    "Quack Quack" (Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter Who Thought This Was Hilarious And Wanted To Share It With Y'all)

    "Quack Quack" (Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter Who Thought This Was Hilarious And Wanted To Share It With Y'all)

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    that.bitch.mae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another example of Gen Z humor. It shouldn't be funny but for some reason it's fvcking hilarious

    Anna Fergusen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear her laughter through the screen

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    #17

    Kid: That’s A Risk I’m Willing To Take

    Kid: That’s A Risk I’m Willing To Take

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sacrifice I am willing to make, mommy.

    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had the same conversation with my son years ago and he said, "yeah, but dad will still be here, right?".

    Red rockin lobster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, I remember this exact thing my mom said to me when I was a kid. My answer was: " So, I'm going to school so you don't go to jail?"

    Mad Dragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the other version of this I heard, the kid thinks for a moment and asks, "For how long?"

    L.a. Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have told her what happens to her if you go to jail that's how I got mine to not complain.

    Paulio
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will visit but she has no pity for her

    Mary Peace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But will the daughter make a cake with a file in it to help you escape? I mean, visit for how long?

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have to make sacrifices in life lol

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    #18

    My Little Daughter Had To Draw The Wings And Feet Of The Dragon As Homework

    My Little Daughter Had To Draw The Wings And Feet Of The Dragon As Homework

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the examiner says you have 5 minutes left on the clock...

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You put it in the most appropriate words

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    spirit wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are very practical footwear. Dragon looks pleased.

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, she's thinking outside of the box! Being creative! Great work!!

    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is she thinking outside the box, she's drawing outside of it too lol

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s some pretty precise drawing, requiring well developed fine motor skills. Exactly how “little” is your “little” daughter?

    Wesley Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a point. The lines all seem to have been drawn by the same artist. Don't get me wrong, I know kids can be talented as hell but this one is stretching the limits of my suspension of disbelief.

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen anything so perfect. If she did a book of these I’d buy it!

    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is completely unrealistic. How could a dragon possibly tie his shoes without fingers?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely dragons are magic - they just say the spell and the laces are tied.

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    #19

    Just Lost My Foot After A Motorcycle Accident. This Is The Sticker My Son Chose To Decorate My Brace

    Just Lost My Foot After A Motorcycle Accident. This Is The Sticker My Son Chose To Decorate My Brace

    It says "Daddy long legs"

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He mentions losing a foot like he misplaced his phone

    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a good friend who was doing her residency in a large metropolitan critical care hospital 40 years ago ... she said the medical staff called motorcycles "donor mobiles."

    Tami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine a large percentage of the donors are young men with nice healthy organs.

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is savage as f**k...damn!

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I shouldn't, but duude it got me rolling on floor wheezing

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be “Daddy Long Leg”. Singular.

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    #20

    We Were Playing Hide And Seek

    We Were Playing Hide And Seek

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can see are trees, dead grass, a road, cars and some buildings. What are you trying to say?

    Tigre_86
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a small flower amidst some fall foliage

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    AngelWingsYT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she cant see you you cant see her

    Anna Fergusen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you needed was one of those car drivers to look over and misinterpret the situation

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    3 years ago

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    #21

    This Child Collapsed When Santa And His Elves Showed Up

    This Child Collapsed When Santa And His Elves Showed Up

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually both adorable and funny

    humdrum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we to read your name as the Law & Order DUN DUN?

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was six, my oldest brother was in college. One of his friends was hired to be Santa in the little Santa hut in the square—-this was Gettysburg PA in the mid-sixties, so everyone shopped on the downtown square—-and he arranged a surprise for me. Anyway, my parents were told to go shopping on the square at a particular time on a particular day about a week or two before Christmas. I remember I was given a hat to wear that I hated. It had a clown face on the back and I considered it a baby hat. I remember being really fussy and angry about it. Until we passed behind the Santa hut, that is. We never passed behind it. I was still fussing about the hat, and Santa himself leaned out of the back of his hut and said “Hello Kathy! Have you been a good girl this year?” I was shocked all the way down to my Mary Janes, and totally speechless the rest of the time while my parents shopped. Thanks for a cool memory, John!

    Krazy Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger brother ran screaming and bawling to the far end of the house. It took 30 minutes to coax him out from his hiding place.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that would be a shock to any little one

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    #22

    Playing Hide And Seek With A Toddler Is Always A Thrill

    Playing Hide And Seek With A Toddler Is Always A Thrill

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she behind that black box thing?

    She/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! She's clearly hiding IN the black box. 😂

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to keep this one going and pretend that you can't see her. It will pay off in the long run. ;-)

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too cute to hear them giggle. :)

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a show back in the sixties called “Candid Camera”, where they’d film people’s reactions to oddball stuff. There was an offshoot of that called “Kids Do the Darnedest Things”. Same premise, but with kids. I remember one where they asked kids who were like 3 or 4 to play hide and seek, but the room didn’t have many good places to hide. Most of the kids hid under some blankets that were in the room—-only they mostly just covered their heads and not the rest of their bodies. At that age, kids think if they can’t see you then you can’t see them. Of course, the show had a couple experts chiming in about it. Now that’s the kind of “Reality TV” we should have instead of the manufactured shot we get.

    MauKini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you eventually find her? I'd have given up.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I give up. I can't find the little cutie.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s apparently one hiding. We just can’t see them.

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    Crystal R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better check the other room, no one here.

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a door, what are you trying to show here?

    Angie Buyong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a lovely door! now, where is she hiding? *whistling and walk away <3 My daughter would leap out and scream : found me!! when she's supposed to stand still lol

    Alison Tews
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put my ass through one of those little panes when I was that age. It's a long story.

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    #23

    My Daughter Wanted To Paint A “Covid-Inspired” Rock. Wasn’t Expecting That But Loved It

    My Daughter Wanted To Paint A “Covid-Inspired” Rock. Wasn’t Expecting That But Loved It

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    advice5cents
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not great at art interpretation. Is that dog attending homeschool while the world burns?

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like a print of this because it sums up the pandemo-pocalypse perfectly.

    Andy-Pandy Broomfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your daughter is very aware!

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that squirrel from IceAge

    Christina Keenan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the dog is all alone. He/she is distanced from the table. Maybe a little lonely.

    Keerthi Vardhan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just beautiful..emotions well formed.

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    #24

    My Son Decided To Rick Roll The School For Halloween

    My Son Decided To Rick Roll The School For Halloween

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    hungwy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... So you mean that isn't the Rick roll guy?

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered........how many times over the years has Rick's wife rolled him? 🙂

    Meredith Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't celebrate Halloween in Australia, and I'm kinda mad about it!!!

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    #25

    My Son Thought This Light Switch Would Control The Lights In The Store

    My Son Thought This Light Switch Would Control The Lights In The Store

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does look like he is the manager of the store in dress down Friday?

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reminded of Mr Bean turning off the Christmas lights in Harrods

    Zitronella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so sweet. Try and error. The best way to learn.

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they do everywhere else so…

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a whole row of switches; you could be there all day. "Is it this one? *click* Nope. Is it this one? *click* Nope. Is it this one? ... "

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    #26

    My Son Was 6 When He Was Helping Us Move. Each Year This Memory Pops Up And It’s A Family Favourite

    My Son Was 6 When He Was Helping Us Move. Each Year This Memory Pops Up And It’s A Family Favourite

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    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, is that not how you spell containers? 😂

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I had settled on it being "curtains" but yours is probably the right one.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my favorite too, it made me laugh waaaay to loud. Brilliant!

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid must be from Boston

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of parent's "favourite", likely not Boston. But for a similar reasoning maybe New Zealand? :)

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just too funny! I love it.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great writing for a six year old though... and you know, phonetically...

    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😱 Scandalous!!! Plastic is very harmful to the environment!

    Rez Fidel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuntanus…. Fantastic! I’m gonna steal this and use it on my foes..

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Bored Panda did not censor that?!

    Chrissie Mörbe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me three turns to realize he meant containers

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    #27

    Father To A 5-Year-Old. Glad I Made The Cut

    Father To A 5-Year-Old. Glad I Made The Cut

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    Everett Washington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect illustration of afterthought.

    She/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid regularly tells me I'm her favorite parent in front of her dad. 🤔

    Brendan Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here (except I'm the Dad). Right in front of me, my kid tells his Mum she's his favourite. It seems that tact develops later in life.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're on the bench, in reserve mate!

    Klaatu Verrata (Cough)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how Machiavellian little kids let their parents know that one of them needs to step it up some. This was no accident. 😂

    Rachel Long
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son once wrote: I love my mom and Call of Duty Black Ops 4. No mention of dad. :(

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After thought much!

    zoponex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks right to me. Signed, Mom.

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    #28

    My Neighbor's Toddler Was A Little Too Quiet

    My Neighbor's Toddler Was A Little Too Quiet

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    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they want to be a caterpillar when they grow up

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's making her own kind of monstera plants

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t you hear the plants screaming in pain?

    Giamaica
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the very hungry caterpillar

    Norah Reilly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least it wasn't black Sharpie all over the walls.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what it is, but there's something bugging me.

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    #29

    My Daughter Just Came Around The Corner Wearing A Lavender Face Mask And Scared The Absolute Hell Out Of Me

    My Daughter Just Came Around The Corner Wearing A Lavender Face Mask And Scared The Absolute Hell Out Of Me

    a-light-at-the-end Report

    May Alta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Affordable halloween costume :-D

    Jonnathan Poirier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shortest Micheal Myers actor confirmed

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a rule. If walking towards any corner at home, we say "right here!" Or "coming through kitchen" etc..This is because I will throw a hadd right hook if I get startled. I used to be a boxer. I can't seem to stop my muscle memory

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish i had your skills when my brother scares me on purpose

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    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she will scare you many more times before she leaves the house. Promise

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be your last scene lady...

    Adam Pilelis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pandemic is creating too many psychopathic children wearing scary AF masks...I'm worried.

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    #30

    Now That The Streets Are Safer To Drive On My Son Is Trying To Cause Accidents In Front Of My House

    Now That The Streets Are Safer To Drive On My Son Is Trying To Cause Accidents In Front Of My House

    pauldraws Report

    Max Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was this is a Calvin and Hobbes irl

    Christina Gomez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want to stop and take a picture with it

    Micaela Morrigan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snowman ate the child. Nom nom. Delicious. What's for dessert?

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    #31

    I Thought I Had Put Socks On My Son This Morning. Turns Out They Were Gloves. My Mother-In-Law Sent Me This

    I Thought I Had Put Socks On My Son This Morning. Turns Out They Were Gloves. My Mother-In-Law Sent Me This

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    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your child is developing a cloven hoof! XD

    KM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really bothering me that those are mittens not gloves and no one has said anything.

    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this lmao poor mama is a little tired

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kid has dew claws? You sure you didn’t dress the dog and send him to Grandma’s?

    NKB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mittens? Not gloves?

    Judi Erickson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was 6AM! You're lucky he has anything on his feet!

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    #32

    My Daughter Thought This Set Of Sherlock Holmes Book Spines Looked Like A Koala Wearing Earrings Playing Maracas

    My Daughter Thought This Set Of Sherlock Holmes Book Spines Looked Like A Koala Wearing Earrings Playing Maracas

    admiral_clam Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot unsee!

    Ali Sherlock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Sherlock AND Australian....I can confirm this is correct :D

    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one happy koala!

    Not Proud British
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person has good taste in books. I wholly approve. Could this be a secret book boast?

    Karen B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. <3 I needed that. Kids are the best. I love to experience the world, all over again, through their eyes.

    J Ko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have volume II. Now I absolutely must get volume I to complete my koala.

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    #33

    My Son Doing What The Sign Says, Haha

    My Son Doing What The Sign Says, Haha

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually quite a well known interpretation of the sign, and if I remember rightly when James May (from Top Gear) met the lady who designed it, he let her correct it with a marker pen, so that you could see the top of the shovel sticking out of the pile of dirt.

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a comedian right there.

    MSD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign always reminds me of a book my teacher read to the class in my early years. It was about a young witch (?) who saw the above sign and made the same interpretation, only to have real workers' spades transform to real umbrellas the following day. That mental image has stuck with me for 3 decades!

    Lizz R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your sidewalks are so pretty!

    The Shark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he's not WRONG😂

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you notice any men working - oh yeah it's raining!

    #34

    I Don't Want To Brag, But My Son Might Be A Math Genius

    I Don't Want To Brag, But My Son Might Be A Math Genius

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learning the 0 times tables?

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the point of this drill...? Looks like these are indeed the correct answers but you really need dozens of exercises for multiplying by 0?

    Ruben M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the pinnacle of "busy work".

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a stupid test paper. Was there more context (like the tens column was incomplete?)

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a test. It's a drill. I remembering doing pages like this every week in 3rd grade. They start with 0, then 1, then 2. When most of the class isn't getting through most of the worksheet in 5 minutes, the teacher may devote an extra week to learning a certain number. It's nice to start easy.

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    Nugua
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This test would have annoyed me SO MUCH as a child, I probably would have filled out everything wrong just out of protest...

    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher probably just thought the kid needed to practice drawing circles.

    David R.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the most colossal wastes of kids' time I have ever seen (if it's real) Almost worse than when my Jr. High Biology teacher made us duplicate stippled drawings of microbes from the textbook by hand...

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, seriously, why is this even allowed? I can understand a few of these in a quiz just to see if the kid is paying attention, but a whole page of this nonsense? I think the teacher just wanted 15 minutes of me-time. Seems lazy to me.

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    #35

    My Daughter Made Me This Bracelet Today

    My Daughter Made Me This Bracelet Today

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she know what it means?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can bet on it that she does!

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    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...she spelled it correctly, so points for that, eh?

    CJ Walton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess you got to up your game

    Nianudd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your daughter called Immortan Joe, by any chance?

    Phoenix0923YT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU ARE (insert word here) *she chose mediocre* MEDIOCRE!

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    #36

    My Daughter Has Always Been A "Think Later" Kinda Girl

    My Daughter Has Always Been A "Think Later" Kinda Girl

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    May Alta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe I can flyyyy

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this picture: The slide must be too slow. But i wonder what she'll be like in ten years.

    Kimberly Christensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww I have a scar on my forehead for that type of thinking at that age. Doesn't like leave any reaction time for parents.... Nooooo..

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother has three of those scars. He survived. So did my mother

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nice! Time to upgrade to a sturdy swing set.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch good thing they are pretty shock absorbing at that age .

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    #37

    When I Turned 4, My Mom Gave Me The Decision To Either Be Normal And Go To The Zoo For My Birthday, Or To A Fan Store. Guess What 4-Year-Old Me Wanted?

    When I Turned 4, My Mom Gave Me The Decision To Either Be Normal And Go To The Zoo For My Birthday, Or To A Fan Store. Guess What 4-Year-Old Me Wanted?

    Shanaman23 Report

    Jj321
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 8 year old is autistic, and used to be obsessed with fans. We used to take him to Lowes each week to look at the fans. He was in heaven.

    buttonpusher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With mine it's vacuum cleaners. A trip to an electrical shop is like Disneyland to him.

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    Ashley White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol kids are so innocently awesome! My godson has always been obsessed with flags.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I preferred hardware and DIY stores to toyshops

    Lee F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy 100% listens to ska now lol

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now? What are they obsessed with?

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My odd childhood obsession was cemeteries. My grandpa had to find new ones for me to visit. I loved looking at the older tombstones

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    #38

    My Daughter Is At The Ivan The Terrible Torture Museum. I Consider This A Masterpiece

    My Daughter Is At The Ivan The Terrible Torture Museum. I Consider This A Masterpiece

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you take a child to a torture museum...?

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you not? I would have loved that. My dad brought me to the forensic medicine museum when I was the same age and I LOVED it.

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    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks as if she rules with an iron fist.

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She rules the empire with an iron dolphin

    Cara Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pink dolphin makes it! Ivan would be proud xxx

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she owns the place.

    Lacey Prager
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would become an oil painting over the mantle

    Just A Banana.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pink dolphin(?) really ties it all together 😂

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    #39

    My Kids Inherited My Childhood Toys, And Only My Daughter Wants To Play With “Dolls”. Action Man Is Now Loving The Sweet Life

    My Kids Inherited My Childhood Toys, And Only My Daughter Wants To Play With “Dolls”. Action Man Is Now Loving The Sweet Life

    ChrisDnmnm Report

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. That look on his face is the same one every dad makes when they have to watch PBS instead of Football.

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the look on my face when I have to watch an incomprehensible struggle between a bunch of guys who have all been hit on their heads too many times, instead of something interesting like, say, a documentary.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Action Man had some real action about 9 months ago…

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great! All kids should play with all toys. You do you, Action Man.

    Chrissie Mörbe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks a bit exhausted. Being a stay at home dad can be challenging!

    JitkaBlitka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's like a start of a movie sequel when the tough hero tries to succumb to an everyday life but the past still hounts him!

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the sequel, where action man fell for action women.

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    #40

    12-Year-Old Daughter Had Some Anxiety With Me Watching Her Guinea Pigs Unsupervised

    12-Year-Old Daughter Had Some Anxiety With Me Watching Her Guinea Pigs Unsupervised

    blakethornton Report

    Mel Rupp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Responsible pet ownership.

    Micheal Sharp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree ... Which is a pleasant surprise to be honest because most kids her age could care less about anybody but themselves... So being a responsible and attentive pet owner at 12yrs old hopefully means that she'll be a good responsible young adult...I know a lot can happen but if she keeps her wits about her I think she'll do just fine..

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sweet. She loves her guinea pigs. Aaaaw

    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that your daughter takes such extraordinary care of her pets! Great parenting, even if she doesn't have a lot of confidence in your petsitting skills!

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No guinea pig should be terrorized

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whatever you do, don't forget to close the door!!!!!!!!

    Crystal R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sweet, you can tell she loves them and read up on how to take good care of them. Go little rockstar!

    KM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the good type of anxiety I think.

    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing guinea pig caregiver, even if she doesn't think you can do it.

    Laura Probst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the "don't terrorize them" instruction is the best part.

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    #41

    I Asked My Kids To Take Some Books Upstairs. This Is My Bedroom Door.

    I Asked My Kids To Take Some Books Upstairs. This Is My Bedroom Door.

    dahamsta Report

    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally 'Kool-aid' man that s**t.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not what "some books" means.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is _exactly_ what some books mean! As Pratchett says 'a library is just a small black hole that likes reading'. A few books is a banana box full, some books fills a doorway and a collection of books fills a loft.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, beyond pettiness. But the fun they had while doing this!

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally sit in the hallway and start reading

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a home with books in it. I see nothing wrong here.

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    #42

    Me Too. Me Too

    Me Too. Me Too

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair high calibre warning shots fired

    Crystal R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, that's sweet. Kid knows they need to let it out and let you know they plan on doing it afterward. Way more capable than many adults

    matilda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to add this to my to do list 😅

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lights. Camera. ACTION!

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    #43

    Kid Causing A Traffic Jam At Legoland

    Kid Causing A Traffic Jam At Legoland

    Bigringcycling Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the second kid who already knows the universal sign for "what is this idiot doing??"

    Josy Bannon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same lol. very accurate isnt it.

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    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid on 2nd place looks like hes about to cause some road rage issues..

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing the boy in the yellow car does with his hand is priceless.

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he's Italian, he's justing asking for spaghetti.

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    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid 2 already knows the handsign for "wtf are you doing. Moron"

    Yup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And note Kid #3 planning a future as the next Max Verstappen…

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how it translates to everyday commute. First one on cellphone/applying makeup/shaving/dropped breakfast and trying to pick up. Second one going WTF is wrong with this idiot, MOVE. Third one is that go getter in truck/bmw/benz who will jeopardies more lives by driving around lanes on emergency lane or side walk. Forth one (me) already given up on getting at my destination on time.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet we can guess which parent of these 4 has some road rage history...lol

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll say it, “ Women drivers“.

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the kid in the second car is already saying it.

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    Angie Buyong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the second child is me every time i encountered idiots driver

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    #44

    My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween

    My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween

    brandoj23 Report

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Resistance is futile

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's coiled up and ready for action

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at her face! I think this is more likely her parents sarcastic idea

    Keerthi Vardhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite literally..hmm..optimus prime wouldn't be happy.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not happy kid no kid wants to explain their costume. But funny and creative.

    Micheal Sharp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm I wonder... Is this costume the reason why "The Electric Slide" dance was created? You know it's really hot in here and I'm getting tiny shocks..! So imma do a crazy ass dance.. The Electric Slide... !!

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    #45

    My Kid Found A Better Use For Our Halloween Wine Holder At The Cookout Tonight

    My Kid Found A Better Use For Our Halloween Wine Holder At The Cookout Tonight

    fugawf Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nom nom nom....mmmhh buns...tasty bun..

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He eats and eats and still, he's no skin and all bones.

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a little skinny. Eat up buddy!

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Skeletor at a summer picnic.

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    #46

    My Son Asked Why There Was A Picture Of A Woman Throwing A Baby On The Ground

    My Son Asked Why There Was A Picture Of A Woman Throwing A Baby On The Ground

    bluurd Report

    Gary Davidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does patting your pet duck make it poop?

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone once pointed out that restroom's "baby" drawings tend to look like a duck and a ball and I can't unsee it.

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    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I can’t unsee that now! This sign does look scary doesn’t it?

    David Bruning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the naysayers saying man can throw a baby on the ground just as easily. What you don't realize is that most men's rooms do not have a changing table!

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's clearly a guy going for a ball and a duck trying to prevent it.

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to my world of weird observations, kid. Life will never be the same.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking it was man. Never seen a woman with that young of a baby that flat chested. Baby starving ;)

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I could see that would be confusing. It stands for a changing table.

    Stephanie Raymond
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him he'll understand when he has kids of his own.

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    #47

    My Son Said He Was Hot And Wanted Ice Cream. This Is Not What I Expected

    My Son Said He Was Hot And Wanted Ice Cream. This Is Not What I Expected

    PotentialApathy Report

    Alison Tews
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in menopause and he just gave me an idea...

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does look hot so I hope it helped

    Michelle A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, poor kiddo. He does look hot

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well parent, he did say he was hot.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's not completely illogical!

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His head was hot put cold thing where you are hottest.

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    #48

    A Ninja In The Production

    A Ninja In The Production

    bwecht Report

    boredpandaki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a copyright??? Can I borrow it?

    Calyfan Yelood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also so stealing that! My other favourite is "sitting is the new smoking"

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    Dead Rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Audrey is the new Jean Paul Sartre

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this something Don LaFontaine would say?

    Amber Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 6 yr old is smarter than most adults

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a throwback in the late sixties wasn't there a saying you got to move it baby!

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    #49

    The First Time My Son's Been In A Toy Store Since The Pandemic Hit Last Year. Rioted Like It Was Toilet Paper

    The First Time My Son's Been In A Toy Store Since The Pandemic Hit Last Year. Rioted Like It Was Toilet Paper

    somegirlfromsask Report

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable, understandable, acceptable.

    JillyMack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually makes me so sad. Kids and young people have missed so much....

    Gary Davidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same way when I go into Lowe's. :D

    Klaatu Verrata (Cough)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their letters, too, so...educational, right? Brilliant kid. How can a parent say no?

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of desperation on his little face

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid is probably thinking "who knows when I'll be back here so let's take as much as we can"

    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw sweet and sad at the same time. Poor kids right now, I feel so sorry for them.

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    #50

    My Daughter Turns 1 Next Week. She Learned To Play Hide And Seek Today

    My Daughter Turns 1 Next Week. She Learned To Play Hide And Seek Today

    buttertoast313 Report

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a big milestone for such a young age lol

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Love chubby baby ankles.

    Janina Prado
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe my vision is wonky, but I only see drapes

    Spaghetti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty good for a one year old

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them's are doll feet this is one smart kid!

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😱 Where'd the kid go? Creepy lol

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    #51

    Thanks Son

    Thanks Son

    vipersporthp Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give this kid a medal for the handwriting first before you question him about the fat belly

    JitkaBlitka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the kid is in kindergarten and teacher asked him those questions and then wrote the answers. My kids bring those "questionaires" every fathers day and they are hilarious.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jensen could have been my kid. When I asked if I should loose weight he said "no dad, I like your belly, it's so soft and bouncy".

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely the adult's handwriting. Where I live, it's a pretty common for daycares and schools to write down what the kids say as a Mothers'/Fathers' Day gift. Jensen likely decorated the other side of the tie.

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems brilliant to me

    Holly Hobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to tell my mom, "I wanted to grow up and be just like my daddy: Fat" my dad wasn't /isnt even fat lol

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's your mid-life crisis wake-up call.

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    #52

    Had A Sneezing Attack (Not Sick) And My Daughter Made Me A “Potion” To Feel Better

    Had A Sneezing Attack (Not Sick) And My Daughter Made Me A “Potion” To Feel Better

    pewnanner Report

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will treat a bunch of illnesses you never even knew you had...

    ShriSha Kamboj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u dont know more than the doctor....just drink it up

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some rather questionable ingredients in there but at least the crayons are non toxic!

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just chug it on down. She worked hard on that one.

    Norah Reilly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blue (especially) will pep you up in no time!

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    #53

    My Daughter Gave My Son A Signed Picture Of Herself For Christmas

    My Daughter Gave My Son A Signed Picture Of Herself For Christmas

    Nomad-Rambler Report

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think something is settled now, something that was long coming.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This will be worth a fortune when I'm a celebrity"

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does either one know how to smile, or is the somber expression pre-planned...

    Michelle A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sense a possible payback scenario

    Jennifer Thwing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next year she should give home the picture of her holding the picture... then take another picture and continue the trend each year.

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wants nothing to do with him after her fame. Collect now and go lol

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    #54

    My Daughter Called Me On My Way Back From The Store Stating That Our Toilet Has A Huge Leak. I Came Home To This

    My Daughter Called Me On My Way Back From The Store Stating That Our Toilet Has A Huge Leak. I Came Home To This

    razor10000 Report

    Rose Golden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she the same kid as the 'water running in the bathroom" kid?

    Josephina Mungaray
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She misses her mommy and wants her to come home fast..

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    Zobi123
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your child actually a dad?

    SCamp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, two huge leeks, actually

    NL Stuart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever. I think Goddess is right.

    Phoenix0923YT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "leak" == "leek" I WANNA MEET THIS KID

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    #55

    If Your Kids Want To Take A Picture Of You, They Will Use It For Evil

    If Your Kids Want To Take A Picture Of You, They Will Use It For Evil

    Shaneblaster Report

    Jessica B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol it looks like they gave him a make over, took a picture and turned it into a blanket

    Kori Chamberlain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snapchat filters. They make you look made up with extra smooth skin. The glassy eyes are usually the giveaway.

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    R C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A moment to never foget

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right off the damn drivers license - Kids!

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    #56

    Stepped Out Of The Kitchen For A Moment And My Daughter Tried To Help Season The Potatoes

    Stepped Out Of The Kitchen For A Moment And My Daughter Tried To Help Season The Potatoes

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    DUN DUN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was trying to help only 😀

    Piku
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today's speciality - Rainbow Potatoes

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she obviously wanted sweet potatoes.

    She/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sprinkles taste like plastic! 🤮

    Duarte Dutra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they're sweet potatoes, you're welcome

    Karen Grace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess she wanted sweet potatoes?

    Ray Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd still eat it, so it's a win in my view ;-)

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    #57

    Things I Fished Out Of My Subwoofer Today

    Things I Fished Out Of My Subwoofer Today

    LunarFisher Report

    DUN DUN
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where the minions vanished into!

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so today you learnt, that if something has a hole, children will put things inside it.

    Cate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toast in the video slot. That ages me....

    Brandy Vitatoe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once found chicken nuggets in our vcr... And sliced bologna in our Xbox

    Linda Ellis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can just leave a giant hole there and not expect kids to put things in it

    R C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that is not a storage? Lol 🙃

    Natalia Volochina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha we were practicing this each day for at least a year!

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    #58

    “This Seat Will Do Nicely For My Diaper Bottom!”

    “This Seat Will Do Nicely For My Diaper Bottom!”

    Barnhay Report

    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't seem to mind the human puppy

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    Tiger Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww this reminds me of how close my beautiful Tala was with my daughter. Sometimes I’d find my daughter laying completely on her and sometimes it’s be Tala laying her head on my daughter…. Not even nap time, they’d just get so comfy together they’d snooze together.

    Chris Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the doggos face... good doggo.

    Ashley Shelton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the dogs eyes lol when really u know he's loving his baby brother sitting on top of him while he's enjoying that much needed nap

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all: look at the pup. It’s pretty much asleep. The kid is not hurting it and it seems perfectly comfortable with the warm, light child on it. If it weren’t comfortable, it most likely would just get up and go somewhere else, and the child will learn. This isn’t a “poor dog” or “bad child” situation, it’s a cute photo of a chill dog having a good relationship with its human child friend. Please calm down.

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    #59

    My Kid Torturing Our Robot Mop Is How The Robot Revolution Starts

    My Kid Torturing Our Robot Mop Is How The Robot Revolution Starts

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    Yup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’d get a lot out of the torture museum visit

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ The revolution has begun“.

    R C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He set a trap and conquered

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always knew there'd be another use for my hula hoop!

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    #60

    This Is My 12-Year-Old Nephew Doing His Homework

    This Is My 12-Year-Old Nephew Doing His Homework

    Breezie1213 Report

    Yup
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But making it work! 😂 (I was a tutor to 5 ADD kids in one family. This is normal. I will never forget reciting French verbs with a 12-y-o boy goose stepping , and having made his underpants - all that he was wearing - into a Borat-style swimsuit. I miss those days 😂)

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    Tobias Rieper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if isnt my old friend Mr Mgregg with leg for an arm and an arm for leg

    Lisa Samuelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever works!! At least he's doing homework!!

    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy it now kid cause soon you will be old and broken. You will snap crackle and pop just getting in qnd it of that chair. Forget table

    Elizabeth Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, whatever works to stay focused...

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has ADHD herself, I thought the same thing, lol. But it looks like he's found a way to focus, so that's good. Hey, as long as it works.

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    Laura Probst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks about right to me. My mom got a photo of me doing my homework while upside down on the couch. She was flabbergasted. I was perfectly fine.

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    #61

    My Daughter Was Being To Quiet So I Went To Check On Her

    My Daughter Was Being To Quiet So I Went To Check On Her

    screepthecreep Report

    Marianne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017<