Being a parent is hard work. Especially during the pandemic. Luckily, it's also full of good vibes, and one of the main reasons why is simple: comedy.
Kids can easily fill the room with laughter. Whether they're trying or not. They're natural pranksters. Full of limitless creativity. And a bit clumsy. Meaning, they can look, sound, and act funny any day, anywhere.
So let's take a moment to enjoy it. Let's call this post the Bored Panda Child Entertainer Awards 2021. Continue scrolling to cast your votes!
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My Daughter Won Our Town's "Name The Street Sweeper" Contest
Our state had a name-the-snowplow contest earlier this year. Darth Blader is the one in our district. A few other names are Duck Duck Orange Truck, Plow Bunyan, Snowbi Wan Kenobi, and F. Salt Fitzgerald.
In Scotland there's competitions every year to name the grit vans - some of the names are hilarious
https://www.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=2de764a9303848ffb9a4cac0bd0b1aab This is the Scottish gritter truck tracker - the names are brilliant
My Son Asked If He Can Make Himself A Hotdog For A Snack After School. I Said Yes. I Hear Him And His Sister Laughing In The Kitchen, And Walk In To Find This
Unrelated to your comment exactly... But, I like your name on here and your profile picture ^^
Load More Replies...Can someone explain the situation? What are this products in "lime" and "orange"? Sweets?
Those are soft candy. They shaped 4 of them (orange, pink and yellow) to make a "candy hot dog"
Load More Replies...Such amusing moments can become simply priceless at this time of year.
Vicki Broadbent, an award-winning filmmaker and blogger at Honest Mum who is also the author of bestselling book MUMBOSS: How to Survive and Thrive At Work and At Home, told Bored Panda in an earlier interview that parents often burn out during the holidays because they place far too much pressure on themselves to create the perfect Christmas and New Year for their kids—which can be unrealistic at best and damaging and draining at worst.
"While conjuring up a festive family dream is wonderful in theory and comes with good intention, from a place of love, it can become a huge strain for parents both mentally and financially," Broadbent said. "Debt is not just for Christmas, folks, it rolls on all year long, particularly when you overspend. Live within your means and that means on the Big Day too. The anxiety to keep up with the Joneses seems tenfold now that we're bombarded with everyone else's festive prep on our timelines, be it the ever-more-elaborate mischievous set-ups every year of that swine, Elf on the Shelf to virtual Santa visits and, worst of all, mountainous piles of presents in some sort of matching wrapping paper present Olympics by parents with their peers."
When Your Son Loves The New Toy Trucks In Daycare
Typical. We donated old toys to goodwill. The next month we went shopping and my daughter picked out all the dolls we donated. We got rid of them because either they made noise or their eyes would open and close and that scared the hell out of her at five yrs old.
I Cancelled A Zoom Call Mid-Presentation Because My 9-Year-Old Told Me Water Was Running All Over Her Bathroom Floor
This is hilarious!!! I literally just spit coffee everywhere!!! I love it!
“The Dad Jokes are Strong with This One” [said in Alec Guinness voice]
Load More Replies...Gotta wonder how many of these are fake, parents looking for attention. Not to downplay how clever or sarcastic children can be.
I think children can steal the best ideas off the internet just like the rest of us!
Load More Replies...That's Big Brain
My children told me the only reason they ate their broccoli was because I told them it was "baby trees" and they thought that was pretty cool.
My son said he hated turkey. So we had 'big chicken' at Thanksgiving for 5 years. Hey, whatever works, right?
When my son was little and would beg me for a Capri Sun or juice, I'd give him a sippy of water and call it Cloud Juice. Slurped it right up!
Load More Replies...I do this to my grandson. When he doesn't want dinner, I call it supper and he is just fine.
I did this all the time with my boys. A "sampler plate" is what I called it. Fruits, nuts, cheese and the main dish I was making. They were always a total hit! Bonus point for a divided plate.
I once told my toddler daughter not to touch something, and she asked "Hot?" It wasn't, but I said "Yeeeeeeeah.....hot." "Hot" worked for a lot of things I didn't want her to touch after that.
Broadbent thinks parents should ignore what they see on social media and remind themselves that children remember the quality time with their parents over the holidays more than anything (ideally, rested and relaxed, not frazzled parents).
"Think back to what you recall fondly from your own Christmases past in childhood... I'd put money on you remembering a few key Christmas gifts (me, a Cabbage Patch Kid I still own); decorating the tree, laying out the mince pie and carrot for Santa, and forcing your merry mum to watch Miracle on 34th Street for the millionth time with you."
My Son Thought It Would Be Funny To Put His Toy In Front Of The Baby Monitor
Rare security footage on Isla Nublar, (12:57:23 AM, DECEMBER 23, 1995)
Kid Wearing The Wrong Mask In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time.
You miss spelled right, every time. Even matches his shirt. Bet his optometrist was bawling with laughter
Truly Inspiring
Lol! This reminds me when my son threw up for the first time. He was 2, didn't know what was happening, threw up and then looked at it, shocked, and said "What is that, my tummy? Shouldn't that be inside me? How will we get it back in??". Poor little guy. 🙂
That is an adorable reaction to a not so adorable reaction.
Load More Replies...Yeah. I cannot seem to recall my puking and then exclaiming "gonna need more Tequila"
Some holiday traditions depend on kids being on their best behavior. But lengthy services, parties with lots of strangers, and elaborate meals can quickly exhaust them.
Try to keep those to a minimum and customize festivities for your kids' frustration level; don't schedule one demanding event after another, and make sure to include physical activity and plenty of downtime. As you can see from the pictures, both you and your kids will probably just benefit from allowing them to be, well, kids!
Asked My Sister If My Nephew Was Enjoying The Wedding; This Is The Picture She Sent Back
And some people scream and cry about childfree weddings being unfair. Not saying children weddings are the only kind there should be, but do people who oppose them ever consider that their child might enjoy staying home with a babysitter more?
Load More Replies...Wearing that to the next event I don't want to attend. Kid's a genius.
Lol indian wedding s are lot of fun. We get to do so many things as well as all cousins together is some funtime here , I guess christen wedding is much about bride and groom than family.
My family always had everyone at the receptions, and the kids would hang together, playing or watching the big moments: cutting the cake, throwing the bouquet and garter, throwing bird seed to see them off. But they were never this formal.
Load More Replies...My Kid Is So Much Cooler Than I Am
My Son, The Thief
His sweater was stifling, it narrowed his movement. And he must see far. His diaapers was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away. TONIGHT WE'LL DINE IN CRIB!
SPARTAN WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!......WOOO!! WOOOO!! WOOOO!!
Load More Replies...My brother pnce shoved an entire bowl of peanuts into his mouth. He fell when my mum saw what he was doing and sprayed peanuts everywhere within a 50.mile radius 🤣We were finding them everywhere for months
Arr, Son
Worse yet, remember the days when you were given verbal instructions by someone ... Go to the second light then turn left. At the blue house turn right. You'll see a split in the road ahead and stay right. Once past the third stop sign you'll see the 7-11. go past the 7-11 and my house is the fourth one on the right ... pink with green trim. (We're so dependent on navigation tools any more that should you lose your smart phone, you're screwed.)
Even worse was when they said turn left at the old general store, it's not there anymore, but turn left anyway.
Load More Replies...Honestly, I prefer maps. You can see where you are in relation to everywhere around you.
Which we were unable to fold in the right way.
Load More Replies...Wow.. is paper THAT unheard of now? One big solar flare and these kids will be lost
Over And Out
My dad and his wife use walkie talkies to keep tabs on each other in Costco. I asked why they didn't just use their phones. "This is way more fun!" They are in their 70's.
We got them 4 years ago. They immediately got them and ran opposite directions in the neighborhood to see how far they could go.
When I was a kid I had a walkie-talkie that would call anyone who had the same brand of it. I accidentally called someone I didn't know and freaked out. Never used one since lol
We just accidentally picked up the frequencies of random truck drivers communicating on the freeway
Load More Replies...Bought my son walk-in talkies last Christmas. It turns out he’s never far enough away to necessitate their use.
Apparently My Daughter Is Good At Science
Earned confidence. I'm 35 and didn't know that's how insects walk on water.
Load More Replies...This kind of quiz is actually better then having them cram in everything at home
I like that they have to provide the page number for the answer. I don't remember doing that in the 1980's.
Load More Replies...I learned nothing seems to be a common factor when it comes to school
No to discourage or be mean (and this is technically the correct answer) but you spelled easy wrong… sorry kid. But in other words that might not be your strong suit, sooo YOU GO GIRL
I Am Greatful
I feel similarly and yet was roasted! Guess they didn't understand your excellent wording
Load More Replies...Gotta love the irony of a kid that can spell "testicles" correctly before learning the spelling of grateful 😂
The kid may have asked how to spell 'testicles', as a new word, but assumed he/she knew how to spell 'grateful' correctly.
Load More Replies...Somebody is doing awesome teaching their kids write names for reproductive organs.
"Quack Quack" (Courtesy Of My 7-Year-Old Daughter Who Thought This Was Hilarious And Wanted To Share It With Y'all)
Yet another example of Gen Z humor. It shouldn't be funny but for some reason it's fvcking hilarious
Kid: That’s A Risk I’m Willing To Take
Had the same conversation with my son years ago and he said, "yeah, but dad will still be here, right?".
Hahaha, I remember this exact thing my mom said to me when I was a kid. My answer was: " So, I'm going to school so you don't go to jail?"
In the other version of this I heard, the kid thinks for a moment and asks, "For how long?"
You should have told her what happens to her if you go to jail that's how I got mine to not complain.
But will the daughter make a cake with a file in it to help you escape? I mean, visit for how long?
My Little Daughter Had To Draw The Wings And Feet Of The Dragon As Homework
Not only is she thinking outside the box, she's drawing outside of it too lol
Load More Replies...That’s some pretty precise drawing, requiring well developed fine motor skills. Exactly how “little” is your “little” daughter?
You have a point. The lines all seem to have been drawn by the same artist. Don't get me wrong, I know kids can be talented as hell but this one is stretching the limits of my suspension of disbelief.
Load More Replies...I have never seen anything so perfect. If she did a book of these I’d buy it!
This is completely unrealistic. How could a dragon possibly tie his shoes without fingers?
Surely dragons are magic - they just say the spell and the laces are tied.
Load More Replies...Just Lost My Foot After A Motorcycle Accident. This Is The Sticker My Son Chose To Decorate My Brace
It says "Daddy long legs"
I have a good friend who was doing her residency in a large metropolitan critical care hospital 40 years ago ... she said the medical staff called motorcycles "donor mobiles."
I imagine a large percentage of the donors are young men with nice healthy organs.
Load More Replies...We Were Playing Hide And Seek
All I can see are trees, dead grass, a road, cars and some buildings. What are you trying to say?
All you needed was one of those car drivers to look over and misinterpret the situation
This Child Collapsed When Santa And His Elves Showed Up
When I was six, my oldest brother was in college. One of his friends was hired to be Santa in the little Santa hut in the square—-this was Gettysburg PA in the mid-sixties, so everyone shopped on the downtown square—-and he arranged a surprise for me. Anyway, my parents were told to go shopping on the square at a particular time on a particular day about a week or two before Christmas. I remember I was given a hat to wear that I hated. It had a clown face on the back and I considered it a baby hat. I remember being really fussy and angry about it. Until we passed behind the Santa hut, that is. We never passed behind it. I was still fussing about the hat, and Santa himself leaned out of the back of his hut and said “Hello Kathy! Have you been a good girl this year?” I was shocked all the way down to my Mary Janes, and totally speechless the rest of the time while my parents shopped. Thanks for a cool memory, John!
Playing Hide And Seek With A Toddler Is Always A Thrill
You have to keep this one going and pretend that you can't see her. It will pay off in the long run. ;-)
There was a show back in the sixties called “Candid Camera”, where they’d film people’s reactions to oddball stuff. There was an offshoot of that called “Kids Do the Darnedest Things”. Same premise, but with kids. I remember one where they asked kids who were like 3 or 4 to play hide and seek, but the room didn’t have many good places to hide. Most of the kids hid under some blankets that were in the room—-only they mostly just covered their heads and not the rest of their bodies. At that age, kids think if they can’t see you then you can’t see them. Of course, the show had a couple experts chiming in about it. Now that’s the kind of “Reality TV” we should have instead of the manufactured shot we get.
There’s apparently one hiding. We just can’t see them.
Load More Replies...what a lovely door! now, where is she hiding? *whistling and walk away <3 My daughter would leap out and scream : found me!! when she's supposed to stand still lol
I put my ass through one of those little panes when I was that age. It's a long story.
My Daughter Wanted To Paint A “Covid-Inspired” Rock. Wasn’t Expecting That But Loved It
I'm not great at art interpretation. Is that dog attending homeschool while the world burns?
Well, the dog is all alone. He/she is distanced from the table. Maybe a little lonely.
My Son Decided To Rick Roll The School For Halloween
I've always wondered........how many times over the years has Rick's wife rolled him? 🙂
We don't celebrate Halloween in Australia, and I'm kinda mad about it!!!
My Son Thought This Light Switch Would Control The Lights In The Store
I'm reminded of Mr Bean turning off the Christmas lights in Harrods
My Son Was 6 When He Was Helping Us Move. Each Year This Memory Pops Up And It’s A Family Favourite
Thank you, I had settled on it being "curtains" but yours is probably the right one.
Load More Replies...Because of parent's "favourite", likely not Boston. But for a similar reasoning maybe New Zealand? :)
Load More Replies...great writing for a six year old though... and you know, phonetically...
Father To A 5-Year-Old. Glad I Made The Cut
Same here (except I'm the Dad). Right in front of me, my kid tells his Mum she's his favourite. It seems that tact develops later in life.
Load More Replies...This is how Machiavellian little kids let their parents know that one of them needs to step it up some. This was no accident. 😂
My son once wrote: I love my mom and Call of Duty Black Ops 4. No mention of dad. :(
My Neighbor's Toddler Was A Little Too Quiet
My Daughter Just Came Around The Corner Wearing A Lavender Face Mask And Scared The Absolute Hell Out Of Me
We have a rule. If walking towards any corner at home, we say "right here!" Or "coming through kitchen" etc..This is because I will throw a hadd right hook if I get startled. I used to be a boxer. I can't seem to stop my muscle memory
I wish i had your skills when my brother scares me on purpose
Load More Replies...Well she will scare you many more times before she leaves the house. Promise
This pandemic is creating too many psychopathic children wearing scary AF masks...I'm worried.
Now That The Streets Are Safer To Drive On My Son Is Trying To Cause Accidents In Front Of My House
I Thought I Had Put Socks On My Son This Morning. Turns Out They Were Gloves. My Mother-In-Law Sent Me This
It's really bothering me that those are mittens not gloves and no one has said anything.
Your kid has dew claws? You sure you didn’t dress the dog and send him to Grandma’s?
My Daughter Thought This Set Of Sherlock Holmes Book Spines Looked Like A Koala Wearing Earrings Playing Maracas
For people who lack imagination... Koala-61c4...f19a3b.jpg
This person has good taste in books. I wholly approve. Could this be a secret book boast?
My Son Doing What The Sign Says, Haha
This is actually quite a well known interpretation of the sign, and if I remember rightly when James May (from Top Gear) met the lady who designed it, he let her correct it with a marker pen, so that you could see the top of the shovel sticking out of the pile of dirt.
This sign always reminds me of a book my teacher read to the class in my early years. It was about a young witch (?) who saw the above sign and made the same interpretation, only to have real workers' spades transform to real umbrellas the following day. That mental image has stuck with me for 3 decades!
I Don't Want To Brag, But My Son Might Be A Math Genius
What's the point of this drill...? Looks like these are indeed the correct answers but you really need dozens of exercises for multiplying by 0?
What a stupid test paper. Was there more context (like the tens column was incomplete?)
It's not a test. It's a drill. I remembering doing pages like this every week in 3rd grade. They start with 0, then 1, then 2. When most of the class isn't getting through most of the worksheet in 5 minutes, the teacher may devote an extra week to learning a certain number. It's nice to start easy.
Load More Replies...The teacher probably just thought the kid needed to practice drawing circles.
Okay, seriously, why is this even allowed? I can understand a few of these in a quiz just to see if the kid is paying attention, but a whole page of this nonsense? I think the teacher just wanted 15 minutes of me-time. Seems lazy to me.
My Daughter Made Me This Bracelet Today
My Daughter Has Always Been A "Think Later" Kinda Girl
I love this picture: The slide must be too slow. But i wonder what she'll be like in ten years.
Awww I have a scar on my forehead for that type of thinking at that age. Doesn't like leave any reaction time for parents.... Nooooo..
My brother has three of those scars. He survived. So did my mother
Load More Replies...When I Turned 4, My Mom Gave Me The Decision To Either Be Normal And Go To The Zoo For My Birthday, Or To A Fan Store. Guess What 4-Year-Old Me Wanted?
My 8 year old is autistic, and used to be obsessed with fans. We used to take him to Lowes each week to look at the fans. He was in heaven.
With mine it's vacuum cleaners. A trip to an electrical shop is like Disneyland to him.
Load More Replies...Lol kids are so innocently awesome! My godson has always been obsessed with flags.
My odd childhood obsession was cemeteries. My grandpa had to find new ones for me to visit. I loved looking at the older tombstones
My Daughter Is At The Ivan The Terrible Torture Museum. I Consider This A Masterpiece
Why would you not? I would have loved that. My dad brought me to the forensic medicine museum when I was the same age and I LOVED it.
Load More Replies...My Kids Inherited My Childhood Toys, And Only My Daughter Wants To Play With “Dolls”. Action Man Is Now Loving The Sweet Life
Omg. That look on his face is the same one every dad makes when they have to watch PBS instead of Football.
That's the look on my face when I have to watch an incomprehensible struggle between a bunch of guys who have all been hit on their heads too many times, instead of something interesting like, say, a documentary.
Load More Replies...He looks a bit exhausted. Being a stay at home dad can be challenging!
Oh it's like a start of a movie sequel when the tough hero tries to succumb to an everyday life but the past still hounts him!
12-Year-Old Daughter Had Some Anxiety With Me Watching Her Guinea Pigs Unsupervised
I agree ... Which is a pleasant surprise to be honest because most kids her age could care less about anybody but themselves... So being a responsible and attentive pet owner at 12yrs old hopefully means that she'll be a good responsible young adult...I know a lot can happen but if she keeps her wits about her I think she'll do just fine..
Load More Replies...I love that your daughter takes such extraordinary care of her pets! Great parenting, even if she doesn't have a lot of confidence in your petsitting skills!
I Asked My Kids To Take Some Books Upstairs. This Is My Bedroom Door.
This is _exactly_ what some books mean! As Pratchett says 'a library is just a small black hole that likes reading'. A few books is a banana box full, some books fills a doorway and a collection of books fills a loft.
Load More Replies...Me Too. Me Too
Kid Causing A Traffic Jam At Legoland
I love the second kid who already knows the universal sign for "what is this idiot doing??"
The thing the boy in the yellow car does with his hand is priceless.
This is how it translates to everyday commute. First one on cellphone/applying makeup/shaving/dropped breakfast and trying to pick up. Second one going WTF is wrong with this idiot, MOVE. Third one is that go getter in truck/bmw/benz who will jeopardies more lives by driving around lanes on emergency lane or side walk. Forth one (me) already given up on getting at my destination on time.
Bet we can guess which parent of these 4 has some road rage history...lol
I think the kid in the second car is already saying it.
Load More Replies...My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween
Look at her face! I think this is more likely her parents sarcastic idea
Not happy kid no kid wants to explain their costume. But funny and creative.
Hmmm I wonder... Is this costume the reason why "The Electric Slide" dance was created? You know it's really hot in here and I'm getting tiny shocks..! So imma do a crazy ass dance.. The Electric Slide... !!
My Kid Found A Better Use For Our Halloween Wine Holder At The Cookout Tonight
My Son Asked Why There Was A Picture Of A Woman Throwing A Baby On The Ground
Someone once pointed out that restroom's "baby" drawings tend to look like a duck and a ball and I can't unsee it.
Load More Replies...To all the naysayers saying man can throw a baby on the ground just as easily. What you don't realize is that most men's rooms do not have a changing table!
That's clearly a guy going for a ball and a duck trying to prevent it.
Welcome to my world of weird observations, kid. Life will never be the same.
I was thinking it was man. Never seen a woman with that young of a baby that flat chested. Baby starving ;)
Yeah I could see that would be confusing. It stands for a changing table.
My Son Said He Was Hot And Wanted Ice Cream. This Is Not What I Expected
A Ninja In The Production
I'm also so stealing that! My other favourite is "sitting is the new smoking"
Load More Replies...She's a throwback in the late sixties wasn't there a saying you got to move it baby!
The First Time My Son's Been In A Toy Store Since The Pandemic Hit Last Year. Rioted Like It Was Toilet Paper
Their letters, too, so...educational, right? Brilliant kid. How can a parent say no?
My Daughter Turns 1 Next Week. She Learned To Play Hide And Seek Today
Thanks Son
Give this kid a medal for the handwriting first before you question him about the fat belly
I think the kid is in kindergarten and teacher asked him those questions and then wrote the answers. My kids bring those "questionaires" every fathers day and they are hilarious.
Load More Replies...Jensen could have been my kid. When I asked if I should loose weight he said "no dad, I like your belly, it's so soft and bouncy".
This is definitely the adult's handwriting. Where I live, it's a pretty common for daycares and schools to write down what the kids say as a Mothers'/Fathers' Day gift. Jensen likely decorated the other side of the tie.
I used to tell my mom, "I wanted to grow up and be just like my daddy: Fat" my dad wasn't /isnt even fat lol
Had A Sneezing Attack (Not Sick) And My Daughter Made Me A “Potion” To Feel Better
Some rather questionable ingredients in there but at least the crayons are non toxic!
My Daughter Gave My Son A Signed Picture Of Herself For Christmas
Does either one know how to smile, or is the somber expression pre-planned...
Next year she should give home the picture of her holding the picture... then take another picture and continue the trend each year.
My Daughter Called Me On My Way Back From The Store Stating That Our Toilet Has A Huge Leak. I Came Home To This
She misses her mommy and wants her to come home fast..
Load More Replies...If Your Kids Want To Take A Picture Of You, They Will Use It For Evil
Lol it looks like they gave him a make over, took a picture and turned it into a blanket
Snapchat filters. They make you look made up with extra smooth skin. The glassy eyes are usually the giveaway.
Load More Replies...Stepped Out Of The Kitchen For A Moment And My Daughter Tried To Help Season The Potatoes
Things I Fished Out Of My Subwoofer Today
Ok, so today you learnt, that if something has a hole, children will put things inside it.
I once found chicken nuggets in our vcr... And sliced bologna in our Xbox
You can just leave a giant hole there and not expect kids to put things in it
“This Seat Will Do Nicely For My Diaper Bottom!”
Awww this reminds me of how close my beautiful Tala was with my daughter. Sometimes I’d find my daughter laying completely on her and sometimes it’s be Tala laying her head on my daughter…. Not even nap time, they’d just get so comfy together they’d snooze together.
Look at the dogs eyes lol when really u know he's loving his baby brother sitting on top of him while he's enjoying that much needed nap
Y’all: look at the pup. It’s pretty much asleep. The kid is not hurting it and it seems perfectly comfortable with the warm, light child on it. If it weren’t comfortable, it most likely would just get up and go somewhere else, and the child will learn. This isn’t a “poor dog” or “bad child” situation, it’s a cute photo of a chill dog having a good relationship with its human child friend. Please calm down.
My Kid Torturing Our Robot Mop Is How The Robot Revolution Starts
This Is My 12-Year-Old Nephew Doing His Homework
But making it work! 😂 (I was a tutor to 5 ADD kids in one family. This is normal. I will never forget reciting French verbs with a 12-y-o boy goose stepping , and having made his underpants - all that he was wearing - into a Borat-style swimsuit. I miss those days 😂)
Load More Replies...if isnt my old friend Mr Mgregg with leg for an arm and an arm for leg
Enjoy it now kid cause soon you will be old and broken. You will snap crackle and pop just getting in qnd it of that chair. Forget table
As someone who has ADHD herself, I thought the same thing, lol. But it looks like he's found a way to focus, so that's good. Hey, as long as it works.
Load More Replies...Looks about right to me. My mom got a photo of me doing my homework while upside down on the couch. She was flabbergasted. I was perfectly fine.