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We’ve all seen memes and social media posts that are instantly relatable and speak right through as if they were made just for you. We have a lot of those here on Bored Panda, pieces to uplift you in some way through a few chuckles.
We’re featuring some of the best from the International Laughing Hour Facebook group. These images are for those who have a sharp sense of humor. If you enjoy a little sarcasm and the occasional self-deprecation, you will likely find one on this list that could induce at least a verbal “haha.”
Enjoy scrolling as you kill time during your work break or while waiting at the DMV. May this bring you good vibes today.
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Serial pacifist 1 year ago (edited)
🎶 My Ford Ranger left me for a stranger🎶 I have a hickup whenever I see a pickup 🎶 Now I just sing hoo ha and have to settle for the good ol' stick shift hawk tuah. 🎶
Alexandra Nara 1 year ago
some beer and a lonely parkinglot and this is perfect
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Papa 1 year ago
While I don't listen to much modern country music, I like much of it from decades above, but I still find a quote from Bob Newhart amusing: "I don't like country music, but I won't denigrate the people that do. And for the people who do like country music, denigrate means criticize."
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Jerome Lenovo 1 year ago
xD --- " ooh look i'm rich, i gonna have 11 minutes of paid retirement " ... he should stop bragging, we got it, he has money .... look at his smug mug
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Mia Black 1 year ago
I live in a good country but I am absolutely sure I won't be able to retire with a still good working body and money to even freely explore my surrounding world like my parents generation can. And they (not my parents though) don't even think they have it good and many don't believe we will have it far worse.... Ignorant. I am sad and exhausted and the years are full of working for nearly nothing. But I still have it good in comparison. I feel even more sad for all the other and especially following generations
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I really hate people who brag about their fantastic retirement plans. 11 whole minutes. Simmer down. There are people out here with less.
#3
BookFanatic 1 year ago
I recently learned that "serving size" and "portion size" aren't the same thing. Sure, the chips might say "serving size 10 chips" when in reality a healthy portion might be five chips.
E. Hamilton 1 year ago
I thought "family size" was for a person that had a family. Like, it was a qualification or something. Didn't realize until I smashed an entire "family size" bag of Ruffles and my buddy called me out. I replied, "I have a family?!?!"
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I put 1/2 oz of chips onto my plate because I fully understand portion control. The ones I eat while making my lunch don't count because they never made it to the plate.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
What about the broken bits? Surely they don't count!
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She who must not be named 1 year ago
I blame pregnancy brain for this but I was sat here for a good few minutes wondering who on earth stands in the pantry eating raw fries before realising the chips in this post are what I call crisps 🤦🏻♀️😅
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Yes, English (non- pregnant) person here, took me a moment as well.
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Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Candy companies' version of "fun size" way differs from MY version...
Sharp humor may not be for everyone. However, research suggests that those who do enjoy it likely have a higher IQ.
In a 2016 paper, researchers in Austria argued that even those who enjoy dark humor have higher verbal and nonverbal intelligence. This is because processing and producing one’s own sense of humor requires emotional and cognitive abilities.
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Jerome Lenovo 1 year ago
so you work at hooters I see .... don't you try lying to me ... so that's your seminar ?
#5
Michael Largey 1 year ago (edited)
If I tried that with my wife, the only question would be which of my orifices the towel would be shortly filling.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Just make sure she's not within arms reach of a heavy object when you do this.
#6
STress (I/me) 1 year ago
Plant some protected species of plants above him, so he can't be dug out by law. Follow me for more gardening tips...
Lotekguy 1 year ago
Not just boomers. EVERYONE who's had one or more divorces can relate.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I was constantly digging up areas of my yard for landscaping and gardening. I could've gone this route and no one would've been the wiser.
Humor with wit is widely appreciated, especially in a professional setting. According to experts, a working environment with some laughter attracts and retains employees and helps make the company’s brand more relatable.
As workplace expert and best-selling author Lynn Taylor stated in an interview with Forbes, humor shows “maturity and the ability to see the forest through the trees.”
#7
Heffalump 1 year ago
Why would you need to reseal biscuits? Most normal people just eat them all.
Karina 1 year ago
Most people eat all their biscuits, but many eat them in several sittings
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sturmwesen 1 year ago
but not toast bread ... you put it with the fold on the countertop
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I don't mind doing laundry, even when I had to line dry bc I wasn't willing to waste money on an energy-eating dryer. But I absolutely loathe dusting and vacuuming.
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
I just buy two dozen pairs of the exact same socks, that way I don't have to worry about sorting or matching. Just grab two out of the clean hamper in the morning and you're good to go.
Dawn Soehren 1 year ago
hummm....Washing 2 days (unless you sit right there so you actually do this), Drying 60 mins. Putting away About a year sometimes. The washing can sometimes be multiple washings of the same thing over and over. (ADHD here, I hate laundry).
Humor is a known icebreaker for any situation. A well-delivered joke can put a tense boardroom at ease or douse the fire on a heated argument with a significant other. It can also make you think clearly.
As explained by international business speaker Michael Kerr, it happens from a shift in mindset.
“People who laugh in response to a conflict tend to shift from convergent thinking where they can see only one solution, to divergent thinking where multiple ideas are considered.”
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Asked my boyfriend, who is Chinese. He confirmed that the characters do, in fact, say “police dog” XD
pfeils wife 1 year ago
My 8 pound Poma-Poo used to wear a hoodie that read: "SECURITY" And she was my security for 17 years! I miss her every day! 😥
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Laura MG 1 year ago (edited)
I was in the Army in the late 70's and and was a prop/rotor and powertrain repairer on these helicopters. Not common for a woman at the time
#12
Papa 1 year ago
One of the first hand dryers I saw had written instructions printed on it. #1: Press button. #2: Rub hands gently under air flow. Someone had used a marker to add #3: Wipe hands on shirt.
Mike m 1 year ago
I don't want to press a button right after a cleaned my hands.
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David 1 year ago
Most are so loud I skip the blower and go straight to flick my hands and air dry
keyboardtek 1 year ago
They are a very efficient mechanism for transferring the bacteria on the floor to one's hands.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Then, after this time-consuming process, you still have to figure which part of your body you're willing to sacrifice to pull the door open without touching the handle with your still damp hands.
A giggle can do wonders for your ill feelings if you need cheering up or stress relief. Kerr calls it a “triple whammy” because, for one, it can provide a “cognitive shift” in your perspective of your stressors. At the same time, humor and laughter offer both physical and emotional relaxation.
#13
Becky Samuel 1 year ago
The magic antigravity basket of fruit must be guarded at all costs.
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Rebecca Taylor 1 year ago
If a man had been the subject of the slap you would wonder how lude he had been. This girl might have just been rude.
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Cpt. Robert "Panda" Christian 1 year ago
Why do I need a social life, when I have a mortgage, streaming, and kitties at home?
#15
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
As someone from the South, I can confirm that yes, some of us really do sound like that if your accent or drawl is really strong. The more I'm pissed off or tired, the stronger my drawl becomes. Mom and Dad's side of the family are country folk, so that's what I heard when I was young, so my accent can be pretty strong at times.
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
My mother was trying to buy cold cuts in Virginia one time (we're from New York) and the woman behind the deli counter asked, "J'know a salami?" "Excuse me?" "J'know a salami?" "Umm, yes, I know what salami is, but..." "No, J'KNOW A salami?" It took my mother 4 or 5 times before she realized that the woman was asking if she wanted Genoa Salami--that story got told so many times I lost count.
LittleTeapot 1 year ago
Went to Walmart in Georgia. Asked which aisle their ironing boards were in. Got told “the urns and such arin 12.” The urns? Yeah, that’s whatcha said you needed - an urn’n board. Ok. Yes, the irons were in aisle 12.
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Let’s turn the tables of the discussion to you, readers. Which of these images do you find funniest? Why did they get your attention? Share your thoughts in the comments!
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 1 year ago
My cat is dude. The bird at the feeder is dude. The traffic light is dude.
#17
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
That right there, ladies and gentlemen of BP, is Mr. Peanut and by my theory, he's the main reason for the Mandela effect that the Monopoly guy had a monocle once
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
That ain't dumb! You don't laugh at that, you don't have a sense of humor.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
I was laughing before I got to the headline. What does that say about me?
#18
Charlie the Cat 1 year ago (edited)
No I don't have to do that. But then I don't live in the land of the free.
keyboardtek 1 year ago
You ever notice in the "land of the free" everything comes at a price?
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Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
Nope I only have to pay the premium every month thru payroll deductions and $20 for any Dr visits. I don't have to pay for any labs, radiology, outpatient procedures. I have a really good Blue Cross plan.
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
Girl, car insurance is the SAME! As much as I pay, I should be able to use the medical insurance for a new body and the car insurance for a new car!
BoredHouseKitty 1 year ago
I pay the equivalent of 3 USD per month and when I'm sick, all the medical expenses are covered. A month ago my nephew was in a motorcycle accident and the total medical bill was the equivalent of 6,500 USD (which is a LOT of money for his family). But he didn't have to pay a single cent.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago (edited)
Thank gosh for and gosh bless the NHS here in the UK. I once did a calculation while in the physiotherapy hospital as to the cost of my treatment etc so far, trying to take into account everything. It was in the low £800,000s at that point. Then a few months ago I did a new calculation from when I first went into hospital up to coming home etc, taking into account - all repeat prescriptions/medications, the disability equipment in my bathroom, new replacement crutches, caliper repairs, an emergency appointment to get antibiotics because I had an infection in my right foot so I had to go to hospital and they sent hospital transport for me, they have also adapted two pairs of my shoes to fit my calipers. And we're looking at just over a £1million in total. £1million. That number staggered me. Absolutely NO way could I have ever afforded all that without the NHS, which is why I can get defensive when people put the NHS down, it's not perfect, nope but without it? Where would we be?
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Because I'm a disabled senior, my health insurance, including Rx and routine dentistry, is free. But it doesn't cover preventive care, which is so crazy since that would be less expensive than waiting until the patient requires costly medical treatments.
Jess Smith 1 year ago
I did the calculations once. If we did Swedish-style healthcare, scaled up to the US population, it would be about a quarter as much as the government spends on Medicare and Medicaid. Maybe the money could go to paying down our debt, helping education, or lowering taxes. But if your argument is money, healthcare is actually more expensive for both the government and the general population under the American model. Find a different argument.
Load More Replies... Ray LeBlanc 1 year ago
That's only an American thing, that doesn't happen in first world countries.
Uncle Schmickle 1 year ago
The " land of the free " and the insane hatred of government subsidies for healthcare ..... it's " communism ".
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Along with the sign at the hairdresser's "home haircuts repaired without comment"
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Savannah greenleaf 1 year ago
Yes it does! I like my childhood mysteries unsolved.
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Irish Lassie 1 year ago
I’ve fed more doll babies with this exact bottle 🍼 I just thought it was empty half the time. No wonder all my dolls were so f***in skinny!!
Auntriarch 1 year ago
I broke mine open to find out. Then got upset when I couldn't get it back together
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
My father would make us toys from scraps of lumber. And no, this wasn't the late 1800's, just poverty. But our imaginations turned those static wooden toys into whatever we desired. I fear younger generations may not use their imaginations with all their technology, and that kind of scares me.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
One of my favorite childhood toys was three scrap sections of two-by-four that my dad nailed together for me. He spray-painted it gold and hammered a nail partway into the middle scrap of wood. That nail got a length of twine tied to it. I named it the Golden Crusader (I had probably seen the Indiana Jones movies several dozen times) and I dragged that thing everywhere. It was a ship, a vehicle, a plane, a train, anything I could imagine it as. Those were good days.
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Michael Grant 1 year ago
or what the white stuff simulating milk was. Like the etch-a-sketch somethings are meant to stay unknown.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
So did you try to rub an inch of etch a sketch clear so that you could see the workings?
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#21
Jerome Lenovo 1 year ago
of course, people used to "ride like the wind" ...... yeah ok, i take myself out
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
You've got such a long way to go, to make it to the border of Mexico...
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Chewie Baron 1 year ago
Oh, when he went on Wogan telling everyone that the Royal Family were in fact Lizard People?
Load More Replies... Shelley Dawson 1 year ago
I was living abroad when this fad was in full stream. When I returned to the UK, I truly couldn't believe this was regarded as a cool, fashion look. It's hideous!!!!
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
We had a kid in my Boy Scout troop show up for a camping trip dressed like this... it was not a happy weekend for him.
In_the_gorge 1 year ago
Poor kid. He would’ve been idolized in certain crowds.
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Edith 1 year ago
I still remember this and I still hate it (the fabric, the style, the feeling).. I don't know if anyone liked this sport uniform, but personally for me - it's a disaster from the past that should never come back for second chance.
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
This is kind of like the Canadian Tuxedo. Top or Bottom alone would be fine, but unless you're on the Olympic track team, there's no holy reason to wear both at the same time.
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Teresa Spanics 1 year ago (edited)
Same here! I seriously need to do some exercises to strengthen my legs while also losing belly fat!
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marianne eliza 1 year ago
When you're young you have a left knee and a right knee. When you're older you have a good knee and a bad knee. Even older and your knees are on the DL permanently.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
When you are older and you get down even for a short period of time, you don't have a good knee and a bad knee. You have two bad knees.
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 1 year ago
Do your stretches, people! At 42, I can sit and play on the floor with my kids for hours and there's no problem getting up again. However, I did try to do a somersault on the bed to entertain our 2YO a few months ago now and my neck is still a bit stiff.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
For me personally? 😄 Omg this is so true! Not the sitting down too long really but when I was "regaining", basically some sensation was starting to come back into my feet and lower legs via my spine and the specialist was testing my feet, lower limbs? I did say this a lot! "It's like I've somehow managed to give myself two dead legs and now the 'pins and needles' are more like the angry villagers with pitchforks stabbing my feet!" We both laughed at that btw! 😄
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I can remember when I could get up off the floor without using my hands. Now it's a struggle to get out of my recliner.
#23
️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 1 year ago
not true. i know because i'm batman. 🤫🧏🏽♀️
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Kristal 1 year ago
Eeeh only for morning people. I do great with shift work but if you put me on "normal people time"? I look like this after a month ☠️
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
I worked third shift for seven years. More than a decade later, my sleep-cycle is still messed up.
Trisec Tebeakesse 1 year ago
Night I can deal with. I drive a 4am shift sometimes. Actually dropped back to part-time on that job. Bleccch.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Preferred first shift for obvious reasons, didn't mind 3rd shift because I could use part of the day to run errands and go to appointments. But I absolutely hated 2nd shift. Really wreaked havoc on my mental stability.
#24
Eternal Progress 1 year ago
I should NOT... have done that.... but I appreciate the tip anyway.
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Trisec Tebeakesse 1 year ago
Mrs. TriSec and I always muse that we have mastered the sickness and poorer part of our vows. We want rich and healthy now.
keyboardtek 1 year ago
But the goal of billionaires is to minimize the number of possible other rich people.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Remember this, Stephen Hawking, one of the most brilliant humans to live, warned us about AI evolving exponentially faster than humanity's slow-a*s biological evolution.
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Cuppa tea? 1 year ago
There are two types of people in life: the ones who swim with the flow, and the ones who swim against the flow. Meanwhile, I'm standing on the bank, throwing sticks and rock to whoever gets too close to shore.
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Donkey boi 1 year ago
As an owner of a chi, that was the most gentle, loving creature to grace this earth... to me; I can confirm this is accurate towards anyone else.
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
The fighting instincts of a wolf, in the body of a puppy. I'd be pissed too.
Brain-In-A-Vat 1 year ago (edited)
As I've said before, Chihuahuas are half dog, half rat, and half ferret . . . yes I know that's three halves . . .
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I've known Pit bulls, Rottweilers, Dobermans, and several other breeds of "dangerous" dogs, but Chihuahuas have them all beat when it comes to sheer aggression and viciousness. The only time I've been seriously injured by a dog was when I had a little puff of a dog latch onto my cheek and refused to let go. The face really bleeds.
Peter Kovak 1 year ago
It's what is called "The Small Dog Syndrome". PooTin (i.e) suffers of the same syndrome
#29
Birb 1 year ago (edited)
Mine are: bite/ me leave me/ alone sue/ me or all the above Depends on my mood
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
"Birb? I just commented on alone sue comment a few minutes ago."
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Nah, not a threat. Just a sentient being establishing their boundary. Respect.
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Panda Kicki 1 year ago
We had a case here where a lady had a chokolate and then almost died from her own saliva (not the chocolate piece, just saliva )
marianne eliza 1 year ago
Chocolate is known to cause some problems in the throat, causing accidental inhalation instead of swallowing. I get it frequently.
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I was in my bed last night on my back watching tv, and I was starting to doze off. I was jolted awake by me choking on my salivia.
highwaycrossingfrog 1 year ago
Seems like natural selection should've evolved away from having a feeding tube and a breathing tube right next to each other, together with added self-generated liquid
Rosemary 1 year ago
Babies don't have this problem, they can suckle and breathe at the same time. It's only when the larynx moves into speaking position that we can choke so easily. Talking is so important to human life that evolution selected for it in spite of the danger of death.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Sometimes I question whether humans actually have the natural instinct to survive when our own saliva can so easily kill us.
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Multa Nocte 1 year ago
"How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fishes in With gently smiling jaws!"
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Dani 1 year ago
Hitting me with them come to bed eyes after romantically throwing flower petals everywhere
Glynna Bowood 1 year ago
Say, Baby...how about you and I...gettin' some Gator later?
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Don't like it when people enter my personal space, never mind touching me.
cerinamroth 1 year ago
"Remove your hand, or I will remove your arm." Seven of Nine is my spirit animal.
Uncle Schmickle 1 year ago
Yeah, hands off ! I hate it when strangers ( women ) address me as " dear " or " love ". It used to be common in Australia years ago, eg. from a grandma ( that's OK) but NOT from a stranger. I've had to politely ask people not to call me that.
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Mia Black 1 year ago
My parents just explained it to me. They simplified explained what they need the money for and I think it's the best to be open at the beginning with how the world works. (Same with sex education)
M Whee 1 year ago
My dad brought his whole paycheck home in $20's once. Sat all the kids down and started counting money out. That's for the house. That's for the car. That's for food. We watched that pile get pretty small and he asked us to not complain when they said "no". It's been 40 years and apparently I learned something.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
It's true. I wake up at 8:30 on payday, I pay the bills, and at 10:30 it's as if the whole thing never happened. Except I have electricity and don't get evicted.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I was in grade school when my "chore" was filling out checks to pay the bills. My mother would take the checks, go over everything, and sign the ones for payments they could afford that week. I knew the deets at a very young age.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago (edited)
I'd recommend starting when they're small, old enough to know about money and when they can count/add up. Give them the occasional 8p from shopping change as a treat, have them put it into a jar/money box etc. "Watch the pennies grow!" Then as they get older enough to understand you can swap that for pocket money. "Okay, you have £2.89 in change but the toy you saw and would like to buy is £1.25 so that will leave you with?" Let them count out their pennies etc into one pile for the toy and in the other pile is their money until the next, say, Saturday when they get their pocket money. "That is the money that you now have left over until next Saturday." A few friends would also when doing food shopping? Teach their kids about the different prices for items in supermarkets as soon as they were old enough to understand, not in a bad way! More about maths and understanding about budgeting.
Owned-by-dogs 1 year ago
When I became an adult and parent I realized that a lot of the weird excuses my parents gave for us not doing some things was most likely because they couldn't afford it and didn't want to admit that. Money was never discussed.
Abby Louise Rexroth 1 year ago
Educate the kids as soon as they really grasp math and become demanding (8-9). Show them your recent paycheck or pay slip copy and proceed to show them each month's priority bills, rent, electric/gas, water (sadly, groceries are after utilities). When they see the subtraction of each bill from the wages they will get it.
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DC 1 year ago
That thing is kinda shiddy in build and finish. It doesn't really work the way it seems to be indended, but upon trying to return it to the factory, my mother just screamed that she wants her pants back. Customer service? Not satisfactory.
LittleTeapot 1 year ago
This sad and dark and weird but once you’re past that, it’s HILARIOUS. Want her pants back!! 😱
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Marnie 1 year ago
I realize this is mainly meant to be funny, but it's actually a sad view, and not entirely correct. I think most of us these days think of ourselves as being "up here" and we center our "self" right smack in the cranium. But so much of your own sense of self has to do with what you perceive, sense, and also your emotions. Those come through your body and you basically can't have emotions without a body. (If you had only a brain and no body, you wouldn't feel many or maybe any emotions.)
Manana Man 1 year ago
Well 'piloting' implies being in control, so probably not the right word.
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DC 1 year ago
Come on, it's so evident that cactus ... ses ... cactii ... cocktu ... ca ... that the stingy plants are plotting something. See? They're able to, kind of, telepathetically communicate by now ... and there's more ... wait til you learn about ticks and mosquitos, which all take dna samples of you!
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Queen Boudicca 1 year ago
They are ahead of the game with cacti...they all look fake anyway...
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Why is this being done in broad daylight instead during the cover of darkness? Don't they realize they're adding fodder to the conspiracy system?
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
"Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name." - John F. Kennedy
Debra Newell 1 year ago
I miss Bea Arthur, Betty White and the “Golden Girls.” Those were some good years.
Jess Smith 1 year ago
Obviously, you let it slide, then spend the next eternity trying to steer the conversation back towards it because you thought of an AWESOME response/quip
Camille Sinanan 1 year ago
sorry to ruin the joke but OMG BEA ARTHUR I MISS HER ON THE GOLDEN GIRLS
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keyboardtek 1 year ago
And even with a zillion pillows one can never quite find the best combination for back support to read.
Daniel Marsh 1 year ago
Unless you're gonna put a pirate ship on top of the pillows. Then this is awesome
Moxitron Jazz 1 year ago
without pillow/cushion-obssessed women, how would we be able to build such epic pillow forts and such??
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Michal Dolyniuk 1 year ago
Good I been in army. After that s**t my anxiety just gone. I just explained to myself nothing can't be worse from now
Thee8thsense 1 year ago
Oh, but no matter how bad it is, it can always get worse.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I fully understand the body's anxiety reaction when confronted with something disconcerting. It's when I'm sitting back just reading or watching TV and suddenly my heart starts racing, my breathing becomes rapid and shallow, and I'm having an anxiety attack WHY?
Nikole 1 year ago (edited)
Do you have a psychiatrist/psychologist/therapist? Gabapentin can help (just don’t let them give you enough to zonk you out). I hate when I’m feeling moderately okay and then I remember something coming up, something I’ve been putting off, something I should do… Does what you’re reading or watching make you think of things in your life? No need to answer (unless you want to); I just know how crâppy it can be. Wanna watch Chopped? I watch a lot of Food Network…
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Puppy Dancing! 1 year ago
5 am, wakes me up with crazy thoughts that my brain is anxious about but make no sense when I fully wake up. I reorient to reality, calm myself down, go back to sleep.
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Ralph Kretschmer 1 year ago
I had one like her - ran every hour 5 floors down for smoking, but began, after a while, telling loudly how many minutes I had spent in the bathroom.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
When I was working, I felt like I had a co worker that she thought she was a manager. She would stick her nose in where it didn't belong. One incident I came in to work and couldn't clock in until 8:56. I was there a few minutes early was talking to a temp employee. She was having some car issues. I was trying to give her advice on what she could do. This other female employee came in and interrupted me. I up straight out told her that I didn't ask for her opinion or ask for her advice. She didn't take it very well. I kind if didn't care since she would Douthat on occasion.
Irish Lassie 1 year ago
Oh c**p!!! PLEASE don’t say “Susan is the Karen”. I’m having a hard enough time as it is.
Abby Louise Rexroth 1 year ago
If the person has been there longer than me and trained me, no prob; if, however, I trained them STFU!
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Before self-employment, and I was forced to work with people, and there was always one who designated themself as ad hoc supervisor. Uh-uh. I don't take orders from my peers.
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Rachel Parker 1 year ago
You could. But wouldn’t you rather watch something better.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Back when I was more sociable, I would take myself out to dinner, a bar, or a club. I recall one night, walking into one of my favorite pubs and my vibe just wasn't right. I didn't even take my coat off. Just had a shot of tequila at the bar and went back home.
Not-a-Clue (she/her) 1 year ago
I did this yesterday. I had to get a cab into the city for an appt so thought I might as well have a look round while I was there. It was just a load of clothes shops I didn't want to go in, so I called a cab and went home again.
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Bartlet for World Domination 1 year ago
I believe with all my heart that Shameless re-used the ER set, so when Frank was in the hospital he could re-live his Morgenstern years :)
Brain-In-A-Vat 1 year ago
Didn't know they made a US version of 'Shameless' . . .
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What do you mean I can't bribe someone to get my kid into college...
JL 1 year ago
He looks like someone put William H. Macy in a food dehydrator.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Intermittently, my iPhone reminds me I have photos on my phone. Yeah, I know. I put them there.
keyboardtek 1 year ago
My favorite line from The Expanse: Every time we recall a memory our brain changes it a bit. That means our fondest memories and our worst memories are our greatest delusions.
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Green Machine 1 year ago
Say you don't want to have kids without saying you don't want to have kids.
Azrael 1 year ago
It also functions as a late stage abortion method just in case!
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
The designers and the short-sighted nitwits who go along with this foolishness never take into consideration the poor EMT or firefighter in full gear having to use such a ludicrous design.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
They think it's OK to fall from the first 5 steps, after that a sort of rail.
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STress (I/me) 1 year ago (edited)
Wish I were able to hear it again... now all I can hear is "Did you polish it?"
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Oh, Honey, I feel old every morning as I painfully get out of bed and stiffly amble to the bathroom as quickly as I can so I won't have an accident.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Or would have done, had that second image not still had the hubcap on. The "bolts" the tire iron is trying to loosen are plastic covers...
Brain-In-A-Vat 1 year ago
Ha! My car has plastic wheel trims, but they're held on by the wheel bolts which pass through them . . .
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Sharkbait1313 1 year ago
When you search hospital background noises on YouTube before you make the call....
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
A business didn't pay me my last paycheck and kept stalling. A friend lent me her computer, a technology I had just recently begun to use, and I was able to generate a check with a paystub for the amount owed, including all the regular deductions. Cashed the check, and the nitwits running the business were none the wiser. They ran the business into the ground and the statute of limitations is long over hence this would never have come to light.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
Look. Sometimes I need mind numbing idiocy. And watching the news is depressing.
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SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
Years ago there was a toilet on one of the side streets here, nowhere near a house or by any of the big bins, just some random whole toilet with the cistern! I took a photo of it with the caption, "Well, when ya gotta go? Ya gotta go!" 😜😁
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
After that gross specimen of a person used a prop sink when he bought Twitter, I think sink puns should be relegated to the trash bin.
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Pandora 1 year ago
With my luck, I'd get attacked by a shark the moment after this photo is taken.
Shark Lady 1 year ago
I'll be your sharkey bodyguard. None of those pesky cousins will get past me.
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Collection agencies will be knocking on my urn looking for their money.
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Ivan Milić 1 year ago
Actually, this is the best method for this specific traffic situation. It's the so-called "zipper merge". https://living.acg.aaa.com/auto/zipper-merge-keeps-traffic-moving
Foxglove🇮🇪 1 year ago
Alternately merging works well, but Irish drivers don't believe in it! They keep going in the closing lane and then do their best to force their way in front of all the vehicles they just passed.
jade s 1 year ago
The ones that annoy people in the UK are the ones that see the merge sign way ahead when there's space, then see the merging or fully merged traffic and put their foot down to drive past 30 single file cars only to try an nip in at the front.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I've always thought the fact we need velvet ropes to force us into an orderly queue is a red flag for the continuation of our species. Still one more reason we should be tested prior to voting and procreating.
Casey Palmer 1 year ago
When you see a mile or two back that the lane is closing, you can begin the zipper merge then instead of waiting until the last 5 feet and that also depends on people starting out at safe following distances which is not being demonstrated here.
Steven Meyer 1 year ago
Those f*****s that bypass the line and come up on the left so they can merge will be sitting there until Christ comes back to earth.
PrettyJoyBird 1 year ago
Not just merges... yields, 4 way stop signs, intersections with blinking red lights, school bus stop signs, school drop off and pick up rules, fast lane vs slow lane....so so so so so SO many more
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GhostlySnail (she/her) 1 year ago
Other way around :D (please no downvotes I’m sorry for my illegal cookie preferences)
Steve Nelson 1 year ago
I love chocolate, but there's nothing better than a chewy oatmeal raisin cookie.
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Pat Curran 1 year ago (edited)
No -- when you bite into a blueberry muffin, thinking it's chocolate chip! Much worse!
Hmmm hmmmm 1 year ago
I LOVE RAISINS. and yes I am willing to die on this forsaken hill for the sake of my beloved brothers in raisin. Even if you cannot upvote for fear of persecution see this message and feel the raisin.
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Fairybaby 1 year ago
Hun, what time zone u in? You would have bean awake at 5 to type that here
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Makenzie McNeal 1 year ago
*gasp* a pizza party where the slices are less than an inch so we all get a taste of disappointment
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
I feel like my character has been fully developed, and it's now over-engineered
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JohninND 1 year ago
That's what I tell my oldest daughter. I don't think she believes me.
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Trisec Tebeakesse 1 year ago
How many Klingons does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, if they're small.
Chewie Baron 1 year ago
10. One of them to change it, and the rest of them to chastise it for doing such a menial task when a member of a proud superior race!
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Isabella 1 year ago
You are wrong, in the summer I see it for all people wearing sandals. In most of cases I feel sorry for my eyes!
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
I believe they're going with Australasia.
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Chocolate llama 1 year ago
Took me a while pondering on "Auropa/Aurasia" until I figured "Europe" starts and ends with an e in English...
TribbleThinking 1 year ago (edited)
To be fair the cartoon strip is in English.
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Makenzie McNeal 1 year ago
I don't have my driver's license but don't worry it should be eas- AHHHHHHHH.
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Schmebulock 1 year ago
You're just going to spend money on food to cook at home that you won't enjoy as much as the restaurant version.
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Chewie Baron 1 year ago
In case anyone wants to know, this woman is the mother of the lead singer of the 1975.
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Oh, so like the people working at the grocery store/C store/ fast food place who have food stamps because the owners refuse to pay them more?..or provide benefits?
Je souhaite 1 year ago
Nah more like people who say they can't work but can watch 14 hours of tv a day
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Schmebulock 1 year ago (edited)
Judging by the grammar and the fact anyone would put that on their car they probably aren't far from being broke themselves.
Douglas Tucker 1 year ago
As they say, "Wait until it is his turn in the barrel". Simply meaning, will he/she remove that belief off their truck when the only factory in town decides to close up and move it production to India because its cost saving?
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Oh, I imagine that the poor and destitute of the is country would somehow carry on if this guy drove his truck over a cliff. But why should we be satisfied with mere speculation?
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Ace 1 year ago
Down to 23% now... also interesting to see pop culture at 0% (just seen it go to 3% on reloading).
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Mosh Gos 1 year ago (edited)
The news title said 84 images, but the article title says 50, and it's only 50. Either way, it's a riot thanks.
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You can click on the link after the first 50 to see the rest.
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Down to 23% now... also interesting to see pop culture at 0% (just seen it go to 3% on reloading).
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The news title said 84 images, but the article title says 50, and it's only 50. Either way, it's a riot thanks.
Not-a-Clue (she/her) 1 year ago
You can click on the link after the first 50 to see the rest.
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