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We here at Bored Panda pride ourselves on delivering you a wide selection of memes. Some are tailored to animal and pet lovers who like to meme cats and dogs. Others are geared towards the youth and their experiences in college and universities. We even feature more niche funny content, like memes for rednecks.
However, from time to time, we cast a wider net and share with you memes that are just about anything and everything. This time is no exception, and the page we're highlighting today is the wildly popular "Circle of Idiots" Instagram page. If you think you'd like to join the 2.9 million people chuckling at their content, scroll down and see the newest memes they have to offer!
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#1
Talis 4 months ago
I prefer: "Money and power don't corrupt, they reveal." For some people, there is an "enough". For others, there isn't.
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Joe Reaves 4 months ago
Unless it's inherited or won on the lottery you generally need to be fairly ruthless and ambitious to become that wealthy and that means you're unlikely to ever reach a point where you think you're wealthy enough. You do see it in some musicians though - they get famous, make a lot of money, tour for a while, then retire to make cheese or something.
Oerff On Tour 4 months ago
You can buy a very average house for this. The ones that are built in a row
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SleepyVampire 4 months ago
I miss when there was no traffic during those same weeks. That was fabulous.
Sue Denham 4 months ago
I miss how caring we all were to each other. When we saw our neighbours walk past we'd all wave madly at each other because it was so good to see other humans.
Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
I didn’t !! lol being at the end of a little village out in the sticks ,I saw no one ,bar food delivery , n my two kids pure perfection ! Still don’t 😂so glad I don’t live in a town ,just nope
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Tina Girard 4 months ago
Amen. And it was great to be able to stay in without making excuses AT ALL.
Son of Philosoraptor 4 months ago (edited)
I had a special Essential Worker card because of my job. Driving around during max shutdown was completely unreal, post apocalyptic in it's emptiness.
Nosirrow 4 months ago
For a short while, during the first lockdown, those under 18 couldn't leave home without an adult. Blessed silence. No screaming, screeching or crying. When shopping centres reopened, kids were not allowed at first. More blessed silence. Spoiled children are unbearable and the public spaces without them are great.
azubi 4 months ago
I liked all the other posts, but not yours. It's their right and duty to be obnoxious.
Load More Replies... Gordon 4 months ago
Just post one of those s*x offender signs out front of your house, they'll stay away !
SchadenFreudian Psychology 4 months ago
Not having to rush around madly every morning getting ready for work…then being trapped in traffic for 45 minutes each way. Fvck working in the office!
#3
sbj 4 months ago
At my lowest I'm sad to say I've rooted through my rubbish bin to dig out the stale crackers I threw away the day before
The Scout 4 months ago
As someone who once searched his trash for one day old coffee grounds and filters to make a second infusion, I can relate... "I want to reduce my caffeine intake" sounded like a good idea a day before.
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Auntriarch 4 months ago
Cheese is always snackworthy. The low snackspectations are slices of cucumber without tzatziki.
Hannah 4 months ago
Depressing isn't it? Especially when you're busy staring at the modern fridge and it starts beeping because you've left the door open too long...
Colleen Glim 4 months ago
Mine has a button to disable that alarm. Theres already nothing in the fridge I feel like eating. I don’t need it judging me for hoping something will magically appear
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Con O Cuinn 4 months ago
Or drunkenly taking a bite out of a whole block of cheddar, ruining it for everyone else
Stardust she/her 4 months ago
When I get desperate I eat tomatos just like how one eats apples.
Bored Trash Panda 4 months ago
That to me is a good snack though, with some salt on it.
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Memes are one of the most ubiquitous but hardest to describe phenomena of our modern times. Imagine, if you had to explain what a meme is to someone from 100 years ago, what would you say? They'd have to be up to date with today's pop culture references and the concept of the Internet itself.
Memes are almost a language in themselves. Sure, on the surface, they're only for providing instant comic relief. But more and more mental health experts are pointing to how beneficial memes can be to our emotional well-being. These funny little pictures can make us feel more seen and foster a sense of community.
#4
BookFanatic 4 months ago
I've also seen (probably on BP) "enjoy your next 24 hours" instead of "have a nice day." :D
Bruce Mardle 3 months ago
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Bruce Mardle 3 months ago
Reminds me of a Not Always Right story written by a hotel receptionist. They described a regular guest who always complained a lot. After the receptionist addressed her by name: Guest: How come you know my name. Are you stalking me? Receptionist: I always remember guests who are particularly pleasant or unpleasant. Guest: I wouldn't say my stays here have been pleasant... Oh.
#5
SchadenFreudian Psychology 4 months ago
No. 5:12 AM doesn’t exist as a concept. If you’re lucky, I’ll text back at 9:30 AM.
Bored Trash Panda 4 months ago
I'm at at 630am for work during the week, so then for me. Or like 10am on the weekends.
#6
KDS 4 months ago
Well that tell me d**g dealers are not the smartest people in the world the d***s must really mess with their minds.
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Michael Largey 4 months ago
No, it's someone named Doug Dealers. Very competitive guy, apparently.
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Susan Teter 4 months ago
Yeah. Take down your competition today, you'll be in the crosshairs tomorrow. Ahhh, the circle of stupidity.
Mook The Mediocre 4 months ago
Dear Panda. I can't say how much I appreciate your work improving the world. Just now, I was planning to go out and buy a lot of heróin, but seeing your wise and proper censorship of this picture made me change my mind, quit drügs, and become a vicar. Thank you, Panda. You are a saintly piece of shít. I
Most memes come with at least some bit of context. Just earlier this year, my friend and I couldn't go a day without sending each other the "Montoya, por favor!" meme. Whether it was the original, featured cats instead of people, or was just a picture instead of a video, we both instantly knew what it was about.
We didn't even watch Temptation Island, yet it reached our separate social media feeds. This just goes to show that memes bring us all closer together in the end. After all, you don't even have to be British to recognize that Jet2 is an airline company; videos with their ad sound are literally everywhere this summer.
#7
Rainbow_Skittle_Who_Diddles 4 months ago
“And here’s Danny making what he doesn’t currently know is a workwide nsfw file, some people just need to learn from their mistakes” from other room …
Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
This would be AWESOME 😂more so I. places that are toxic work places , with know it all know f all bosses 😂
Scott Rackley 4 months ago
"Here's Lisa from Accounting about to photocopy her a*s for the 13th time!"
B 4 months ago
Sports commentators are entirely pointless except to blind people. "He kicks the ball! It's heading to the goal! He misses! He falls over and pretends to be in agony!" Yes, we can see all of that on the screen right in front of us, thanks anyway.
Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 4 months ago
Sometimes they're really helpful, like if you're new to a sport and don't know what's going on. Also, they're pretty funny sometimes and can add interesting information, like why a certain play was made.
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RamiRudolph 4 months ago
This would require a job environment that you actually want to return to.
veirdbuttrue 4 months ago
Ohhhh the things I would say...... Would be such a relief to get it all off my chest.
#8
Uncle Schmickle 4 months ago
Quote from " Scott of the Antarctic " . Was it Oates ? Can't remember.
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BeesEelsAndPups 4 months ago
This interminable heat persists, as does the humidity. My sleep is confounded by it, as is my faithful companion's. She paces about at night searching for what rations she can find, though none remain. As the sun breaks over the horizon, and the heavy dark of night is lifted, we begin our quotidian trek out of the bedroom and down into the lower level of our humble estate. The kitchen, a sanctuary from our hunger, Sundae and I break our fast together 'neath the spinning fan overhead. My prayers for a respite from this heat go as yet unanswered. May you keep safe and shelter in place, for I have lost most of my men to the sun. Your friend, BeesEelsAndPups
Ruben Schelstraete 4 months ago
As suspected, i was awakenend again by this little furry creature. The eyes stare at me with this black void eyes while it preduces a high pitch noise. Again it forced me to give it half of my food. I'm running very low on food and don't know when help is comming.
Brenda 4 months ago
I'm sorry, I was reading the other comments on this post, you all are freaking amazing. I giggled the whole way through
Kelly H. Wilder 4 months ago
The BP community is the best, and they are really shining here!
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Inigo Montoya 4 months ago
The end came at last, about 5pm. No davenport built by human hands could have withstood the strain. I ordered all hands to the drawing room, and as the floorboards near us were creaking, we began to assemble our rations in the dining parlor. Never did a sandwich prove so flavorsome, yet my hunger continued unabated.
Senjo Krane 4 months ago
This cold snap persists and has a vicious hold on us. Whilst I was partaking my morning beverage and trying to enjoy a tobacco stick I suspected that I was starting to get frostbite in my extremities. Most unpleasant experience indeed. I trust and pray that you are not suffering too badly.
Bored Trash Panda 4 months ago
My husband did this during a snow storm once. I told him to text me so I know he got to work sage. He text me "My dearest wife. I have somehow made it through the storm to work. Now to brave the parking lot, if I do not make it, please wait a reasonable amount of time to move on with your life. Your loving husband."
#9
BeesEelsAndPups 4 months ago
Go to Italy, you'll hear that kind of thing on any bus in Rome. Her: But I'm pregnant. Him: And I love children.
Load More Replies... Mook The Mediocre 4 months ago
"I am also sorry you have a boyfriend" -- or -- "If you're sorry about having a boyfriend, may I replace him?"
Kabuki Kitsune 4 months ago
Funniest one of these interaction's I've seen was one where the guy replied "That's cute, I have a husband... just thought you'd want to know, your car is being towed."
Sharing memes can also signal the type of relationship you have with someone. Theodora Blanchfield, AMFT, writes that when someone sends you a meme, it's sort of their way of saying: "I think we have a similar kind of sense of humor."
"Sometimes a meme from a friend will hit my inbox, and I'll feel a bit of surprise. 'Wait, you feel that way too?? I never would have guessed,'" Blanchfield says, describing her personal experience with sharing memes.
#10
ॐBoyGanesh 4 months ago
Hangry is a common emotion for me, as I often forget to eat until it’s too late.
DragonofMordor 4 months ago
What I hope will be on my tombstone: "She was okay as a human, but she made a great cat bed."
Gracie Mae 3 months ago
my sister took a pic of me at my hangriest--totally epitomized the situation
#11
Auntriarch 4 months ago (edited)
That's pretty much what my first counsellor said, an understandable reaction to an intolerable situation.
geezeronthehill 4 months ago
And why do I ignore all the news? Cheaper than blood pressure meds.
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DragonofMordor 4 months ago
As an immigration attorney, yup. The bad news is my life. It gets harder and harder.
Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Nope , I learned many yrs ago , that if you can’t do f all about something ,don’t worry about it , it’s wasted energy!! much better for my depression that , something happens that’s stressful, be like ok breath , now can I sort this NOW ! No ok ok when can I sort it , next week , yes ,ok don’t worry about it until then ! or can I solve it at all , nope , then put it aside , it’s clearly not an issue , believe me ,it really helps , stress makes me quite ill, now a days , it exacerbates my vertigo for one , and my ibs , n don’t help anything , so what ever I can do to lessen it is better for me , can’t do anything about it , don’t worry ! N I’ve never had a therapist! ,never will ,
Probably Legal 4 months ago
Amen! I’d add to that my personal strategy, that being recognizing that everything that seems bad, it is very possible that it would have a better outcome than if the bad thing hadn’t happened.
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Uncle Schmickle 4 months ago
Then it's time to " switch off " and look after yourself and others.
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Julie Dagg 4 months ago
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result.
nottheactualphoto 4 months ago
A professional way to say "wrong!" to a higher-up: "That turns out not to be the case."
We can even choose meme pages according to our likes and interests. If you're a cat or dog lover, there's no shortage of funny pages dedicated to wacky pictures of pets that most owners are bound to find relatable. If you're a mathematician, you might like some numbers incorporated into your funny pics. Blanchfield says that by picking which memes or meme pages we like, we're basically looking for "our people" – a community.
#13
RamiRudolph 4 months ago
If your life is in such a condition that you need to cry that much, there's something wrong. This is not normal.
#14
Paulina 4 months ago
You're either very lucky financially or in need of a bib.
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Holly Herr 4 months ago
I would, but having 15 minutes to gulp down breakfast and a *supposed* 30 mins to eat lunch sort of precludes this🙄
#15
Reemerger 4 months ago
Spoils the whole day leading up to the call. Haven't I suffered enough?!?
Day Andie 4 months ago
It's a thing now. I understand it. At 72, I remember when you anticipated a phone call or a knock on the door!! Somebody to talk to, company! But we had privacy then and peace. Those were the days that you weren't required to answer the phone, because the phone stayed home, and you might be out. You didn't know who called and didn't worry about it. Then came the answering machine and expectation. You were supposed to call back, and if you didn't, then there was some reproach. Now people know you have have a device in your pocket that tracks you 24/7, and YOU CAN'T GET AWAY. People will ask me, "Why didn't you answer your phone?" as if it were malfeasance. But I didn't want to talk to you. Because I was busy. Because I don't care. Be a rebel! Leave your phone off. Leave it home. Don't charge it. There is no CPS-Cell Protective Services coming after you for abuse.
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#16
Con O Cuinn 4 months ago
I'm reminded of an F1 race back in the old days, can't remember the driver. But the race was postponed for weather so the driver went and got pissed. But then the weather cleared. So his pit crew started loading him with coffee. But the coffee made him jittery, so then they were giving him rum in the pits to balance things out.
Reemerger 4 months ago
Sounds like a high-speed science experiment performed by 15 year-olds :D
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Susan Teter 4 months ago
Fueling future strippers since, well, the first man figured out tequila makes you clothes fall off.
Tim Gearing 4 months ago (edited)
Shakespeare’s Macbeth act 2 scene 3 with the drunk porter telling a dirty joke after Macduff asks him what 3 things does drink especially provoke: Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes: it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
#17
Uncle Panda 4 months ago
A local hardware store put a stack of baskets at the back of the store, right at the spot where you think, "I should have gotten a basket."
Abel 4 months ago
Some supermarkets around here reitred the baskets and replaced these with small carts, so you can buy more.
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David Jeffery 4 months ago
Coz you go in for "just one thing" and realise that's impossible once you begin walking around.
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Tim Gearing 4 months ago
I was carrying an armful of stuff and dropped a tub of ricotta cheese splitting the lid. The young checkout girl said to get a new one however I said that this one was fine and it was my fault for juggling too much. She was insisting that it was ok and go get a new one when a mature staff member came up and said something along the lines “he’s of an age where you make a mistake like this you pay for it’. I nodded my head and smiled. I always get a trolley nowadays.
Kenny Kulbiski 4 months ago
On the plus side not having a basket sure helps cut down on impulse buying.
#18
Trisec Tebeakesse 4 months ago
*snort* I would actually totally do that, as would my friend in return.
Philly Bob 4 months ago
He died doing what he loved, which was clinging to life and trying not to die. Which he was very good at… until recently."
KnightOwl86 4 months ago
I swear this was me at my boyfriend's funeral i was so pi*sed at him. I'm not generally an angry person and it takes a lot to get me truly angry but I was furious that he'd left me. Nearly 2 years later and I still occasionally get angry at him; "we were supposed to grow old together and you left me at 35" what am I supposed to do now without my soulmate? How am I supposed to move on after being with one guy for 20yrs? All my memories include him and all my future plans included him. So selfish of him!
I'm a big supporter of the "Normalize sending friends memes instead of updates" movement. Oh, it's not a movement and just a couple of videos my social media feed has shown me? That's okay – I still think that sending your friend a funny meme instead of the obligatory "How are you?" is a good way of checking in. Blanchfield agrees; she says this small gesture of communication helps us build emotional capital in moments when we're too busy or just don't have anything meaningful to share.
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#20
Nosirrow 4 months ago (edited)
A trauma therapist out of the blue told me the H*******t was done by people. I... know that. We're both Polish. The heck was that comment about. Holokaust is censored now?
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 4 months ago
My family all has the same organ crucial to the learning process: the a*s.
Colleen Glim 4 months ago
The hard way offers so many opportunities to learn new things. Sometimes the new thing is “well f*uck! I shouldn’t have done that!” But it is a new thing that you’ve just learned so it counts
#21
sbj 4 months ago
I have this vibe now sitting at my desk, I've been here long enough that people have finally realised not to bother me anymore
Manic Mama 4 months ago
Become the person who does the wages. Nobody messes with me, coz rule #1 is "Don't p!ss off the pay lady."
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Geoffrey Scott 4 months ago
What I like, is those who look upon you with disdain for asking if there's something else to do look at you with disdain when you DON'T help them when they obviously need it. "Sorry Angie, should've asked.."
BookFanatic 4 months ago
Yep. Been here 22 yrs and now I'm like "If they wanna fire me for x, y, z...then that's how I go."
Pandasizing World Peace 4 months ago
I was old when I was first hired. At first, I was nervous and wanted to be sure to do a good job. I’ve stayed long enough now, way past retirement age, that no one dares give me any grief because they know I could retire at the drop of a hat.
Would you call all of the pics in this list 'memes'? What even is a meme anymore, format-wise? Back in the day, memes had to be accompanied by a visual of some kind. Some of the all-time classics could be grumpy cat, clown-in-progress, and Chad memes. But nowadays, text-only memes seem to be just fine, too.
Researcher Ian MacRae writes on his blog for Psychology Today that text-only memes are less likely to go viral because we're wired to relate and like visual content more.
#22
Uncle Panda 4 months ago (edited)
I occasionally catch myself debating whether I should have a granola bar or not. I used to be so wild. What happened?
Tim Gearing 4 months ago
Muesli bars, biscuits don't stand a chance with me. One day I opened the freezer to put some stuff away and found an ice cream I had forgotten about. Best day ever!😂
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WindySwede 4 months ago
Or just go to McDonald's, they'll sure have a £5 menu?
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David Jeffery 4 months ago
I can recommend, from personal experience, having a heart attack. Lost 8 kilos
nottheactualphoto 4 months ago
That's a classic, and an excellent one. Don't be downvoting, folks.
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Uncle Panda 4 months ago (edited)
And everybody you meet is concealing a small bag of warm vomit on their person.
nottheactualphoto 4 months ago
"I know this town like the back of my hand, but I'm not such a fan of the back of my hand. Cause if you look really close, those little hairs and veins, you're like, hands are sorta gross..."
"The most viral memes tend to feature a specific character as the subject, displaying clear facial expressions, emotions, and body posture," MacRae explains. "In other words, the most shareable memes are those that transmit information that would normally be conveyed through non-verbal communication."
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Sarah Suelzle 4 months ago
When people ask me what I want to do...it's this...every time. And naps.
#26
Reemerger 4 months ago
I curse far too much, but I reckon finding a way to release stress / tension in moderation is better than bottling it up and exploding unexpectedly.
BrownEyedGrrl 4 months ago
I've had to cut down on cursing since my 2-year-old grandson said "What the f**k."
Load More Replies... Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn 4 months ago
Must be born in June! Crying is good for you -- there are certain toxins that can only be released through tears
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"This is why we are particularly susceptible to certain types of memes," MacRae goes on. "They bypass rational analysis and tap directly into the emotional and instinctual parts of the brain." Sorry, imageless memes – turns out, the odds for you to go viral are stacked against your favor.
#28
sbj 4 months ago
I still don't understand how I can go to the store with a short list and good intentions yet in less than 5 minutes I've spent in excess of €100. It all fits in one shopping bag and when I get home I realise I don't seem to have bought enough to make a decent dinner
Floeckchen 4 months ago
don't cry, just eat the cookies you 'accidentally' bought
Load More Replies... Beth Wheeler 4 months ago
I rarely go to the rich b***h Walmart because of the prices and I rarely see anything that I like or want.
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Auntriarch 4 months ago
I used to keep a water bottle on my desk, and since blue is pretty I used a Bombay Sapphire bottle. When everyone got used to it, I also brought in a bottle of tonic water, a lemon, and a cut glass tumbler.
Theora Fifty-five Johnson 4 months ago
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Load More Replies... Doug Moyer 4 months ago
One of my engineers brings in a big water bottle. I told him he should use a 1.5 liter vodka bottle instead. I might not be a very good boss...
The Darkest Timeline 4 months ago
No, you aren’t a very good boss…you’re a great boss!
Load More Replies... Trisec Tebeakesse 4 months ago
I go the other way. I have an opaque metal bottle. As long as I make a show of "filling it with water" every day, I can have two inches of Scotch in the bottom and it's all good.
Mimi M 4 months ago (edited)
I got into a Radiohead concert that way. Brought the cute security guard a couple of chilled ones and a metal water container (the kind you get at corporate events) so no-one could see what he had in it. It was a super hot day (outdoor concert) and he was so touched, he snuck me in the main entrance, telling them I was sick. I hugged him after the concert and told him he was my angel. Wherever you are, I still remember you!
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Su Boddie 4 months ago
Me, too. Thanks, 2020! LOL. Need a bigger place. Am running out of space. At least 3D puzzles are easier to dismantle until needed.
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Mother of Giants 4 months ago
I'm there. And I would totally have a puzzle on my dining room table but my cat and my roommates puppy may make it difficult to finish.
If you liked this list of memes, be sure to share it with your own circle of friends, even if you don't lovingly refer to them as 'idiots.' 2.9 million other people are fans of the "Circle of Idiots" page, so chances are, they'll like it too! Also, if you'd like to see more of this page, check out our previous posts here, here, and right here!
#31
Nina 4 months ago
Maybe seasonal depression exists because we're expected to have the same productivity all year round, instead of having a slower pace and more rest when the days are shorter.
Uncle Panda 4 months ago
Even the trees have the sense to slow down in the winter, but not humans! It's the definition of hubris.
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detective miller's hat 4 months ago
My seasonal depression is backwards; I spent the hot months wanting to just dïe already and then on the first cool day of autumn, I feel like I want to be alive again.
Scott Rackley 4 months ago
Yup, usually accompanied by, "F**k, It's May again."
Load More Replies... Geoffrey Scott 4 months ago
The Great Lakes has the depressing climate that due to the water being warmer than the air, we have more cloudy days than sunny in MIchigan's winter. People disagree with me SO often when, on a 90 and humid summer day, I say "I'd rather have this than 10 below zero as an extreme."
keyboardtek 4 months ago
I grew up in Buffalo. Every winter I would get depressed, like everyone one else I knew. I just thought that was normal until I moved to Florida.
Anthony Elmore 4 months ago
If you work in a foundry, it's the nickname for the element Molybdenum, but I'm going to say it's safe to assume they meant dr'ugs
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David Jeffery 4 months ago
Yeah, there's nothing better than sitting out in the back room with that July winter sun coming in through the window. Yes I said July winter - got a problem with that?
BeesEelsAndPups 4 months ago
July is winter time in my country too. And for all our countries south of the equator. But winter where I'm from doesn't drop below 20 celsius (70 F). It's also sunny most of the day, except for the torrential downpour at night, but that only lasts for 15 minutes.
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#32
General Anaesthesia 4 months ago
33.33adinfinitum% of your daily triple sec needs.
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Jeremy James 4 months ago
There was a time when most of my vegetables came in the form of Bloody Mary's and the accompanying garnishes.
Mike F 4 months ago
I loved making those as a Sunday bartender, then slipped different veggies into them until someone finally got the WTAF is this stage. We had a bunch of old drunks knocking on the door at noon on Sunday looking to get rid of the shakes and I'd serve them what was essentially a salad with a vodka/tomato juice dressing, lol.
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Nikki Spears Gross 4 months ago
"Jungle Juice" is a mixture of Everclear, Peach Schnapps, pour into a glass dish, then add a ton of cut up fruit. After that you just cover it up and set it in the fridge to "marinate" the fruit and allow it to soak up the alcohol, which is a good way to get your daily serving of fruit. You can also cut holes into a watermelon and pour in Vodka, then chill in the fridge for a few hours before cutting it open. "Screwdrivers" are Vodka and Orange Juice, "Trashcan Punch" is Vodka mixed with your choice of fruit juices or Margaritas and Daiquiri's can have various fruits added like strawberries, limes, peach, etc. Bloody Mary's have tomato juice and celery stocks, so you get serving of vegetables and wines contain fermented fruits, beers contain barley and wheat, so that counts as daily servings of grains. Mimosas are orange juice mixed with champagne, basically every beer or mixed drink/cocktail can be considered "healthy" if you look at them the right way. 😁😉
Tropical Tarot 4 months ago
If you aregoing to do the watermelon cut a hole in it the night before let some of the juice drip out then put the vodka in and you'll get a bigger hit.
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Phantom Phoenix 4 months ago
Are you certain that this isn't the current decision making process?
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 4 months ago (edited)
The Romans did the same thing with animal entrails so modern creatures should be greatful.
Kevin Hickey 4 months ago
“This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You’re hypocrites, all of you!”
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Gracie Mae 3 months ago
I usually get at least 5! the benefit of being single, retired, & not a socially morning person (I'm fine alone, lol)
Cydney Golden 4 months ago
Hey good plan. I wake up early, like between 5:30 and 7. Hubby doesn't wake til 11. Works for me.
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The Mediterranean Fruit 4 months ago
I always thought it was “I miss the taste of moonshine, tear drop in my eye”
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The Darkest Timeline 4 months ago
If only he’d gassed up the plane, he might have made it home
Load More Replies... Abel 4 months ago (edited)
Many centuries ago, before XXI, people had to travel without GPS or online maps. You had to ask the local people and trust them,. Most of time they dont know what place were you asking to , or didnt know how to give you directions... The travel itself was the adventure! 😀
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Jaya 4 months ago
I hate how everybody nowadays uses the word sociopath as a synonym for asshóle.
Moonie Pinkslip 4 months ago
I used to think the same, until I finally realised the world is actually full of sociopaths--they're breeding.
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Floeckchen 4 months ago
"...ok, sit down Sophie. Let's please talk about the last meme you sent me..."
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Doug Moyer 4 months ago
Don't even know any of my bills. Everything is on autopay. Do I have money? I don't know!!
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michael Chock 4 months ago
But what if I do it wrong and accidentally erase my identity? I can't afford an identity crisis!
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Auntriarch 4 months ago
Switching off and attempting to switch on again will almost certainly not work
The Cute Cat 4 months ago
You could try yoga or meditation.. Also get a good amount of sleep on a daily basis
keyboardtek 4 months ago
When I retired all my anxiety about work vanished but was replaced by the anxiety that my health was now going down the drain and that people I knew were all kicking the bucket. New anxiety has replaced the old one.
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Stardust she/her 4 months ago
I got bad news, Apophis isn’t crashing into us for a 100 years :(
Yrral Spavit 4 months ago
Well if it misses there is always a good chance of another Carrington or maybe even Miyake event!!. Welcome to 1703 folks! How are those coopering and smithing skills?
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Robert Nolan 4 months ago
God does that bring me back to my drinking days alone in my apartment making music tapes (yes that's right cassette tapes). Friday evenings were the BEST!
Load More Replies... Susan Teter 4 months ago
The music your neighbors listen to, whether they like it or not
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 4 months ago
Then the next day Spotify grays the song out for some inscrutable reason, so you can't ever play it again.
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Michael Largey 4 months ago
Sometimes they have everything to do with it - having provided the bad example.
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childish gambling addiction 4 months ago
https://www.tiktok.com/@brandonc0hen/video/7343669824213486894?lang=en
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UKGrandad 4 months ago
It was supposed to be the Superb Owl but the printer put the gap in the wrong place.
Rob Walton 4 months ago
Yeah... and when are us brits gonna be invited to the World Series? We can get a team together
Robert Beveridge 4 months ago
The winning team all get really big cereal bowls as part of the prize
UKGrandad 4 months ago (edited)
It's America; 'super' is the only superlative they know. And if anybody is super offended by that, don't be, it's just my super sarcastic humour at play.
Load More Replies... Anthony J Cornish 4 months ago
As they call it Football but throw the ball around all the time I see no problem with Superbowl where they don´t bowl.
Floeckchen 4 months ago
the only super bowl I know is from the vietnamese place down the street
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nottheactualphoto 4 months ago
I remember working at a place where I liked my co-workers. It was kind of nice, even if upper management couldn't find their аsses with both hands.
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Trisec Tebeakesse 4 months ago
I'm thinking it's where Tarkin loks pensive, then the Death Star explodes around him.
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Rainbow_Skittle_Who_Diddles 4 months ago
And the weekend after that And the weekend after that And the weekend after that And the weekend after that And the weekend after that etc…
joseph legatt 4 months ago
If you do it now you will be amazed by how much money you save. You will also feel much better. If you don't feel better then you definitely have a problem now and should deal with it.
Michael Largey 4 months ago (edited)
And OP is truly committed. They repeat that pledge every weekend
Tim Fawcett 4 months ago
At least not until the end of the month! And yes, I did see the double negative
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Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Nope not me !! my dogs will sort it out lol ,or I tell the ghosts to go bed 😂🤷♀️
SchadenFreudian Psychology 4 months ago
I just figure it’s the cat getting into something, and go back to sleep. Somebody could sneak into our place and rob us blind, and I wouldn’t know until I noticed stuff missing.
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Eastendbird 4 months ago
I'm early to everything...no exceptions. And I hate people who are always late, there I said it 😒
Hannah 4 months ago
I used to work with someone who told me her mother always said if you're not half an hour early, you're late. I laughed so hard, not least because I was brought up the same way...
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BookFanatic 4 months ago
If I woke myself up at 3:00 am to tell me I'm pretty...I'd be like "Girl, stfu and let me go back to sleep!"
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Mreoww 4 months ago (edited)
Everybody relax. BP’s censoring is utterly ridiculous and incorrect. The original post is this: IMG_0086-6...d__700.jpg 
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Kimberly Alison 4 months ago
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Jj321 4 months ago
Yes. I used to get on BP on a daily basis as part of my coffee/morning routine. Now, it's maybe once a week if I am bored.
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Jj321 4 months ago
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