Do you often find yourself laughing at something inappropriate, morbid, controversial or offensive? Welcome to the dark side, my friend. It's an uncomfortable space where tragedy, irony and brutal honesty come together to create comedy gold.
Don't feel too guilty. We live in a world that can be cruel, overwhelming and unkind at the best of times - and sometimes the best way to cope is to make light of the situation. Plus, research has found that those with a penchant for dark humor are more intelligent than people who prefer their jokes timid and safe.
Instagram accounts Dark Humour and Dark Humor are the perfect places to laugh loudly in the shadows. They each have a wall of taboo posts that only certain people will get. Bored Panda has put together the best memes from the pages for you to scroll through while some of your friends, family or colleagues judge you for your sick sense of humor. Don't forget to upvote your favorites.
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Im so old and ugly gay guys stopped hitting on me. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️😭😭😭🙄🙄🙄
I am different to the majority of women it seems. I actually have not been hit on anywhere. I've had to go hit on the men I was interested in, so I as a woman would have quite liked it :)
Maybe they go to enjoy a drink with their female friends.
Load More Replies...The next time someone gives you the side-eye for laughing at an inappropriate joke, refer them to this study. It found that those who have a sense of humor that lives in the depths of hell actually have high levels of intelligence.
The researchers from the Medical University of Vienna also found that people who appreciated dark humor tend to be less aggressive than those who prefer their jokes vanilla and safe.
Why do you put your s****l orientation in your username?
Load More Replies...I travel a lot, and I still see many places in the US as pretty darned awesome, including Disneyland. But not Disney World, that place is a logistical and visionary disaster right now.
Hell, I live here and feel the same way! If I could afford to (and wasn't old and disabled), I'd get the heck outta here!
Load More Replies...2007, anaheim ducks beat the senators for the championship!
Load More Replies...It was my dream to do Route 66 (or as close as I could now) on a motorcycle. If I go that direction, it will be Canada.
Highway 61 ends in Thunder Bay...mind you, you'd then have to want to go to Thunder Bay.
Load More Replies...Just above Batman's right cheek, there is an eye. His pants are actually a nose. So maybe that helps get rid of Batman twerking, but I spent WAY too long trying to figure it out.
Nope. Now it's just a holstered weapon sticking out of the utility belt. Some things can't be undone.
Load More Replies...156 participants took part in the study. 76 were female, while 80 were male. The group had mixed levels of education. Each participant's verbal intelligence levels were measured using a vocabulary test. Their nonverbal IQ scores were also measured, and their aggressiveness and mood states were assessed using two questionnaires.
The participants were shown a set of 12 cartoons, taken from German artist Uli Stein’s The Black Book. The cartoons portray taboo topics that aren't often featured in conventional humor. The participants were then asked what they thought of the cartoons and whether they appreciated the jokes.
Gotta disagree; for me the last three decades have been much better than the first two, even with the aches and pains
Load More Replies...I mean he's not wrong, but my guy it gets SOOOOO much worse
Honestly, High School was SO much better than middle school.
You couldn't pay me enough to go back to middle school for even one day. Hîgh school was meh but middle school was psychological tortûre
Load More Replies...And when you leave school... everything is still on fire only now you're an adult so people expect you to know what to do about it, only you can tell them the molecular weight of actinium and other such "skills" that will have no relevance for the entire rest of your life, but the stuff that really matters in this whole pretending to be an adult thing.... [crickets]
School is where you're supposed to find out how to make sense of the world, and what the *real* rules are. But the scheduled lessons are about the main exports of Kurgistan, and you're surrounded by other people who are also trying to work out the rules. And they expect you to fit in with them. Oh, and there are some adults there too, fsr.
Load More Replies...Omg I love seeing kpop in the wild!! This is Jay from Enhypen btw 🙂↕️
I know who Jay is. But is it really him?
Load More Replies...Being an Kpop-idol, and a really successfull one too (Enhypen).
Load More Replies...Even if she wasn’t sure if they were twins or just siblings, do a bit of research before the interview.
They played the Weasley twins in the Harry Potter movies
Load More Replies..."The findings revealed that the participants fell into 3 distinct groupings," reports Psychologist World. "The first group was of average intelligence, with 'moderate' levels of aggression. They reported a moderate appreciation of black humor."
The second group showed high levels of aggression and were rated as average in terms of both intelligence and their ability to comprehend the dark humor. This group didn't appreciate the humor as much as the other two.
"The final group reported the highest appreciation of black humor," notes the site. "This group was found to have higher verbal and nonverbal intelligence levels, but had the lowest levels of aggression amongst the 3 groups."
Well I think the friend zone is the zone where guys are who ONLY befriend a woman to get in her pants, but aren't actually interested in her as a humaan being and then are pissed if it doesn't work and she sees them as just a friend. That is quite different from being a friend in my opinion.
Load More Replies...No, either she sees you as another one of the girls. Or you're already dating. Or yeah, the tree thing
Search for "The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas". You won't regret it.
Load More Replies...Im not a Christian and really iffy about organized religion but I liked what the Pope recently said in regards to this.
🎶🎵 "I got a girl named Bony Moronie / She´s as skinny as a stick of macaronie / ..." 🎵🎶 - Larry Williams (!958)
Hey... I don't hate this. Hope this isn't a new férish developing, cause it isn't exactly sustainable in the long run.
Little too much cancer risk just for some risque pics.
Load More Replies..."The most surprising result,” said the research team, “is that subjects who show the highest values with respect to black humour preference and comprehension show high values with respect to intelligence, have higher education levels and show lowest values regarding mood disturbance and aggression."
Based on how badly distorted the horse’s legs are, her äss must be concave.
I'm wondering if the woman has an a*s disease- it's kinda like the horse's legs
I laughed at this yesterday when I first saw it, and I'm still snickering today.
Load More Replies...Suddenly I have "Bits and Pieces" by the Dave Clark Five going through my head.
As a knee-jerk reaction, I'm tempted to mention the Epstein files. But it's now 2026 and I'm too fatigued for that. (Or am I... ?)
Don't let them wear you out, Quinn. That's a major part of their strategy.
Load More Replies...That is funny s**t rat there. It's only funny cuz its true!
Load More Replies...I don't often come across a joke (aside from the overtly offensive type - Bernard Manning and so on) and think "That's maybe a bit too tasteless for my liking". But it happens... 😬
Don't feel bad about it. Lots of people have defective sense of humor.
Load More Replies...Savage, true but the comment underneath is like an idiot explaining a joke.
According to the Side Splitters Comedy team, there are a couple of reasons certain people find dark humor funny.
They say that it allows us to deal with difficult subjects in a way that is light-hearted and easier to process. "This type of humor is often used to lighten the mood in an otherwise serious situation to help people cope and feel better about their situation," explains the site. "Dark humor can also be used to shock people into awkward laughter which in turn makes it easier for others to join the otherwise serious conversation without feeling pressured or attacked."
PETA is so full of bullshiat I think they are friends with a whole dairy herd and keep them in their living room.
PETA has good ideals, but moronic ideas. They actively dissuade people (who would otherwise be sympathetic) from joining their cause due to their absurd shenanigans.
Why not both? You tell me to waste good meat when my friends die??? (Insert creepy Hannibal Lector smile)
PETA murders puppies, remember that. They don't care about animals at all.
(Sigh). If you have to tell someone how you just burned them - you didn't.
Load More Replies...I remember that second van! Remember kids, strangers have the best sweets!
Nathaniel: this is off-topic and sentimental; but when I have a rough day, I genuinely love seeing your comments on here. Keep being you.
Load More Replies...The second one is the Trump-Epstein shuttle bus. "Free plane rides to help us look for our puppy. Sharp eyed girls only."
I was out on our front lawn when some men I had never seen before offered to take me to a wonderful land where everything was lollipops, cotton candy, and chocolate syrup. I went with them because I figured "What the hell, I'm home from college this weekend and have nothing else going."
Just as it should be. The womenfolk carrying out the domestic duties whilst watching in awe at the tactical genius of the superior males. Now if you will excuse me for a moment I am just being physically beaten by the feminists.
Somebody had to spend hours painting this. You would think the irony would hit them at some point.
I've been a house-husband since 2010 and I love it. I still get to play games though.
The comedians add that dark humor can also be used as a way to bond with others and create positive well-being. However, they warn that if you're thinking about using dark humor, you need to make sure you understand the context and the audience before proceeding with caution. And that's because unlike you, there are many people that find dark humor extremely offensive.
Oh that's weird, we must have the same dad! Looks just like mine!
I got one just like. Actually there a lot of similar ones out there. We all just carry on. At least we got here. All hail to the errant pricks of the world .
Apparently you don't have any Black friends or acquaintances
Load More Replies...It says here you did twenty years for man's laughter. Must have been quite the joke.
Load More Replies..."Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over—an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist." Tobias Fünke
Load More Replies...That’s why helicopter mums are known as smothers lol
Load More Replies...Because you might inspire them to disfigure themselves? -- wait, I was joking! Why was her head removed and surgically reattached? Or is that NOT a massive scar encircling her neck?
Wait. Now u got me messed up over here. Is it one of those things nylon shirts under a tank top? My money was on necklace but ive pulled my dollars out of the race now
Load More Replies...Right , it was the basic hildhood insult wasn’t it ,
Load More Replies...I wish that were true lol, I have tried, doesn't really work too well on me
Load More Replies...Twang, twang, twang, twang, twang, twang, twang, twang, twang!
Load More Replies...Why is her shirt made of my grandmas old bed sheets/comforter/couch ?
We were on a cruise and I found my husband with Found My. He was a dot in the ocean and location said “somewhere in the North Pacific Ocean.” 🤣🤣🤣
And this the legend was born and people throughout the land did rejoice!
Invented in the 1960s by a Greek guy in Canada. No Italians were harmed in the making of this pizza.
Especially leftover cold Hawaiian pizza for breakfast the next day, yum! 😋
Pro Pineapple on Pizza! It's even better combined with hot peppers and a salty meat topping.
Give it a rest. Italians put hot dogs, tuna, peas, and hard-boiled eggs on pizza.
You think pineapple is weird? I look at places like Sweden, and they put stuff like pickled herring and pickled onions on theirs! Weirdos! (I'm not making fun of Sweden, I'm in awe of cultural differences. also, pickled onions are disgusting)
Load More Replies...The British comedian and writer Ben Elton wrote a play about this scenario, it's called "Gasping".
The difference is air delivery doesn't require any supporting infrastructure on earth, water delivery for many requires massive infrastructure. I have a well, so my water is technically free (I still pay for electricity which runs the pump).
Just got 2 words for this, Spaceballs & Perrier-aire... OK one word and one hyphenated word
A group of us from work went out for pizza to celebrate someone's birthday. I ordered Perrier water. When my supervisor saw the bottle she said, "Oh, I tried that, didn't think it had much flavor." I was too stunned to ask her what flavor she expected.
Load More Replies...I mean, you could just drink water straight from the nearest natural body of water if it bothers you that much. Oh wait...
Idea: when everything hits the “too far” line, we privatize air, the billionaires buy all the air, but since it’s a commodity then they’ll start planting trees, an since air is more valuable than food, trees cover the entire land and then we get to reforest the world. Brilliant way to reforest, right? No better option!
It's really neat. Bought a kintsugi kit online to repair a couple broken cups. Worked like a charm, and the mugs look cooler now.
Load More Replies...No. Just like saying you're homosexual doesn't mean that only people of the same gender as you exist.
Who cares? People are people and it's no one else's business who you f**k.
There's only one 'o' in 'so'; there's no 's' in 'many'; we're 'pedants', not 'pedantics'.
Load More Replies...I mean there are two genders - male, female. There are males that identify as females, and there are females that identify as males. The NBs are fooling nobody.
George Costanza: séx is biology. Gender is social. biology rather than dogma tells us that while most people are obviously "male" or "female" in séx, about 1% of humans have differences of séxual development such that they are not definitively one or the other by some measures. The lines are blurred and the closer you look, the blurrier it gets. The concept of "gender" in the modern social sense refers to how people perceive each other and isn't determined purely by biology. Meanwhile: a thousand years from now, if anyone is aware of our current views on such topics, they'll probably think we were all mad. That's "all" - including me.
Load More Replies...There are 2 sexes and intersex. T used to stand for transsexual, but was changed to transgender to include various levels of transitioning. Gender is made up and there can be infinity genders. So LGBT.
According to Wikipedia: "Bisexuality is romantic attraction, s****l attraction, or s****l behavior toward both males and females. It may also be defined as the attraction to more than one gender, to people of both the same and different gender, or the attraction to people regardless of their s*x or gender identity (pansexuality)." The term was applied to human sexuality in the 19th century by Charles Gilbert Chaddock, and in his sense the "bi" definitely meant "two". But language always evolves. 🤷
Load More Replies...Please take longer than a moment of silence for all those working in hotel housekeeping. I honestly can't imagine all the disgusting things they have to deal with.
A moment of silence would be o.k., but a raise in wages would be a better sign of respect.
My middle son was born about a week early. November 6th
Load More Replies...I suspect this one might be the work of comedian Ben Palmer, who creates fake social media accounts that resemble real ones. Either way, I suggest asking YouTube about Palmer trolls if you're not familiar with him.
Poland is no fun either. And when you want to be in a bad mood, look up the situation in Hungary. 😕
Load More Replies...I remember when I first shaved my head, people at school asked me if I had cancer and they couldn't understand that I just did it because I liked it.
I have shaved mine down a couple of times. No one had told me how glorious it feels in the summer heat compared to long hair!
Load More Replies...I envy her strong features! No way could I *ever* carry this off without pity from all sides.
Same! I would literally look like a potato. Or a ball s@ck 🤣
Load More Replies...That would be my guess. Her eyebrows are drawn on and there is not even a smallest hint of any stubble on her head. She is even wearing fake eyelashes. But she definitely owns it and looks fantastic
Load More Replies...People thought i had cancer when i made a mess of cutting my hair with nail scissors
If not the wives, then the four sets of in-laws are bound to drive one to the bottle.
Load More Replies...I'd just like to point out that for two guys opposed to alternate lifestyles that they look *Fabulooouuus* in their evening gowns.
Elephant in the room, their god is the same, and it's actually from (yet another) religion that these two plagiarised.
Meh, I don't have the patience to train 40 virgins. Just give me 2 that know what they're doing.
Serious question. If a 'good' Muslim gets dozens of virgins in the afterlife, what does a Muslim virgin get if she dies? Part share in some dirty old man? No wonder most Islamic terrorists are men.
Load More Replies...They have the same imaginary friend but they'd rather not admit it
Load More Replies..."Different gods have different tastes" Except...same god, bro. At least according to the nonsense stories these dudes believe in.
The US does not have a President, we have a rotting vegetable stinking up the Oval Office. The question is Why does anyone listen to it?
Because he spews forth the hateful poisonous filth some people want to hear.
Load More Replies...The rest of the world shudders to think what else the d******k will do to destroy what was once great...please let the reign of terror come to an end before it's too late!
I wish President Trump would stop with social media. He is protecting our country but you won’t see that until you are older.
Considering fridges are airtight... see how hot the oven can get and of that will be hot enough.
Asking which amateur doesn't check for a heartbeat before dumping bodies in fridges
I'd say,"I don't remember taking you out of the freezer!" 🤔
I'd lock that door for a few hours and then feast for a month on the pink remains.
For a minute, it looked like the elves had kidnapped Steve Harvey. If so, they should know that they're going to have to pay his family quite a bit to get them to take Steve back.
in my mothertongue (marathi) to kiss literrally means to grate... so this one works for me..
About 20% of my dreams are me riding my motorcycle, realizing I forgot my helmet, and thinking "oh no, this is just like my dreams"
On average. Sometimes you can be only 91.4 million miles away. That's not so bad
Yes, but those of us in the Northern Hemisphere face away then.
Load More Replies...Yes? Then step back and hold this torch. No up a bit, that's it. Hold still while I fix these spark plugs.
And this, boys and girls, is why we always keep Mr. Filter between our brains and mouths turned ON.
She's not there to compete, so who cares what she looks like?
Load More Replies...Isn't it odd for a Japanese official to insult another Japanese person in English? Just sayin'. He wouldn't be incorrect however.
Very few women care about the 6 ft thing, but guys circle it like sharks to convince themselves it is why they don't have a girlfriend.
From my observations there def seems to be a theme of very tall men with very petite women. I am a tall woman so perhaps it is on my radar more.
I'm not having any luck searching for "LOTR elf library meme." Could you be thinking of Terry Pratchett's orangutan librarian?
Load More Replies...I suspect most human organs are sellable. I believe the correct question is "Which of my organs can I sell AND still enjoy my new gaming PC?" An alternative is to sell someone else's organs.
Load More Replies...What's a fruitcake? Does it mean cute? He's quite cute.
Load More Replies...I know it's not relevant but that wheelchair looks a bit spectacular - I'd love to see the whole chair.
From what I can see it looks like a throne. Definitely pimped his ride.
Load More Replies...I was in a wheelchair for a dozen years. I had surgery to enable me to walk again.
That's awesome 😎. It's really wild how medicine can do some things and not others.
Load More Replies...I used to get upset that Clifford the Big Red Dog changed size picture to picture. Sometimes he was as a big as a house, other times about the size of a car. Now I realize it was just a fun series of books for kids, not a scientific treatise.
Cut! This book has no continuity! Who drew this thing?
Load More Replies...Also, him being smaller was supposed to make him proportionally stronger than when he's actual size, but then when he's giant, he's *also* stronger. Also, when they shrink below the atomic level and go to the quantum realm, they are somehow... still able to shrink the way they do in the normal world??
He was a cutie cake then and he's an extra super cutie cake now
Load More Replies...My boyfriend and I have been together for 14 years and both of our phones are like 90% pics of our cats and the rest miscellaneous and maybe a couple of pictures of each other
Looks a lot like my phone lmao dogs loads off , plants I’ve grown n the kids ,
It was more awkward when they saw him trying to do the same to the bull.
If there's only one teat, that ain't milk in the bucket and you just made a friend for life.
Load More Replies...When you think about it, it's really weird that we drink milk. It's for baby cows (calves), and we are n'either babies nor cows. And it's even weirder that we are totally grossed out by an adult drinking human milk, but are totally fine with an adult drinking milk from an animal.
We consume all kinds of animal products: eggs from chickens and ducks, honey from bees, milk/cheese from cows, sheep, and goats. It's not really weird; we've ranched animals for meat AND their products for thousands of years at this point.
Load More Replies...Maybe he was doing something else and had to think up a quick excuse for what he was doing and to his astonishment it ended up being a real thing.
I'm always nice at first, then I will treat you just like you treat me.
As it should be. First treat people as you want to be treated. Then treat them as they treat you
Load More Replies...Huh? Some people will do anything to take away respect towards women. Sounds like the "all life matters" crowd. Whiny babies who can't stand when the attention isn't directed towards them.
Yep. Respect is earned, but it also means I need to be kind to everyone until they prove they haven't evolved enough to return the gesture. Fortunately it's exceedingly rare for me to find a stranger who responds to kindness negatively.
Seeing how s****y women are still being treated I d**n well am raising my boy to be kind to women. It's part of becoming a good man.
That's an appropriate default setting. But sometimes it becomes unearned, and that needs to be recognized. Both parties share responsibility for good social interaction.
Load More Replies...Teach everyone to respect everyone by default. It's on the other person to lose that respect, but if they do, treat them the same way they treat you.
Not all deserves respect, some just deserves basic human rights..
Load More Replies...Some kind of monkey business going on here. (Yes, I know chimps are apes, but work with me a little here, people.)
I hate to admit it, but I'm curious about what she did that they thought crossed the line. At what point did they decide enough became too much?
I just read about it. The ape has been a pet and as such has already much interest in humans, but if he interacts a lot with humans, he ignores the other apes and when visiting hours are over he sits alone because he isn't yet a part of the group
Load More Replies...A woman was frequently visiting a 49 year old chimp named Chita. He had lived at zoo for 30 years after being removed from human caretakers. This woman was getting his attention and they were blowing kisses to eachother. The other chimps began to push him out of the family. In turn he was lonely except during visiting hours. They made the decision in the best interest of Chita. Hope that satisfied your curiosity.
Saved for posteriors... the Royal Heinies
Load More Replies...Follow-up roast "...as witnessed by your waist line"
Load More Replies...I was waiting for Trump to start off his 2nd inauguration, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ear."
Load More Replies...They indeed had a lot going through their heads (I'm so ending up in hell)
We tried to do that with our son-in-law, but he kept his and my daughter kept hers.
Load More Replies...Gotta start somewhere. Hell yeah. Use ya mamas last name. Then teach your daughters to do the same.
...and they passed from heart failure due to severe cardiomyopathy...
Load More Replies...Unpopular Public figure clamoring for continued value. or forgiveness.
TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY CAN AND CANNOT BELIEVE FOR FREEDOM!
Load More Replies...Breaking News, mate: LGBTQ+ people can be used as a scapegoat by everyone, not just muslim or other religious extremists. The russian orthodox church does play a big part in it tho and there's a sizeable muslim minority in Russia. Apart from that, authocratic regimes like Russia use a cult of personality centered around their leader as well.
Load More Replies...I imagine France (among other countries) will join the right side in some years
And what followed.....actual cultural appropriation of the term "woke" to mean exactly the opposite of it did and to rub it in quite smugly. They don't even try to hide it anymore.
Right? I'm so disappointed in a certain segment of the population.
Load More Replies...At first I thought the same, and now years later I can tell you which member is which just from a picture of their hand.
Well they can't do plastic surgery to their hands...
Load More Replies...As a guy with limited color vision, are there actually 4 different colors? I see the two obvious ones.
Load More Replies...I support you through your monthly pain, I stand with you women of BP.
My ex-husband didn't understand, because his older sister (apparently) never had problems, so how could I have a problem?
Basically the context is that the image on the lower right side is taken from an interview where a guy comes out as gay and the interviewer asked him ‘why are you gay?’
Load More Replies...I think this is from 2019? Still can't belive how many people thought this was actually real, dissing Sweden and praising the USA as the land of the free and free speach. How do you like that freedom now?
Everyone who praised the US was a hillbilly who voted for Trump (or a Russian bot) Signed, An America
Load More Replies...Smuggle? Can't you just upload that to the cloud and dl wherever you want? Or even email it to yourself?
JD Vance got his feelings hurt over some memes and now TSA checks your memes before you can enter
Load More Replies...More like pastor of a church counting the weekly collection to see if he can afford that new Lexus.
I'm with Trip Martin. Seriously, what? This must be some modern thing I'm too old to understand.
I can only guess this might refer to the tendency of a lot of women to pose in pictures looking like that. As a woman, I would like to see ads for workout pants or exercise plans that don’t feature a woman sticking their a*s toward the camera in a painfully arched manner.
Load More Replies...I do have Lumbar Lordosis and always cringe when I see those pictures.
Its a dig at Feminits and Queers and pronouns
Load More Replies...This was a thing white parents in the Netherlands did in the 80s and 90s too. And leaving the TV on.
Only difference for my white family is they also left a radio on. My grandparents continued this even when they got a burglar alarm (with the sign out front telling people they had one).
My mom used to do this. And once upon a time you used to be able to buy a cardboard thing you placed on the turntable and put a lamp behind to cast moving shadows - as if that would fool anyone.
I think you only get this if you feared being hit by a shoe or slipper as a child, most Asian children iykyk
George Lopez has the freezer frost as ice cream at home joke. Can confirm
When I was 15 you had to have a doctor's prescription for birth control. Same for a Plan B. And you couldn't get those prescriptions without your parents being notified. We all figured it was safer to take the gamble and maybe be okay than it was to ask for protection and bring the wrath of being grounded for a few months and in a world of trouble. I am thankful that youth today are no longer shamed or having to put themselves at risk to access health supports confidentially. We've come a long way for women's health and body autonomy.
Yes, please! I'd rather explore than be just an object to fantasize about.
@ man in the mirror: I'm pretty sure that involuntary celibacy is not gender specific
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Load More Replies...Google did a Google doodle for International Women's Day. This meme says they didn't fit International Men's Day. So the meme is saying Google is a simp (Internet slang for a guy who is overly subservient to women to try to gain affection but incels misuse "simp" to describe any guy who shows any respect to any woman).
Load More Replies...Maybe there's a reason, but lemme guess men don't know because they're to busy 'saving' humanity. D**n.
I love a good dark joke, but this is way too far. Dark humor is not the same thing as joking about dark topics. It's a fine line, but the line is there.
"Dark humor is not the same thing as joking about dark topics." Uhh, that's literally the definition of dark humor. Clearly you don't love a good dark joke at all. I certainly laughed.
Load More Replies...@MeFromTheFBI Yay~~ I found my fbi agent!!! Sorry for the browser history hehehe, you got the CornHub theme going thru your head for life lol. Because you snoop and never say hi, the trauma and therapy is on you :0 (i had to, i couldnt resist, thanks for being a good sport about my horrible humor.)
Load More Replies...And this is why I can’t date, last time I confessed to my crush I felt like jumping off the roof
The last few weren't at all funny. Dark humor is humor first, not awful comments
My best dark joke was shortly after losing my grandmother, my best friend at the time was sitting next to me in paleontology class when the teacher said we'd learn about cladistics, aka "putting the living in boxes". That lil moron started chuckling and finally said "like your grandma". I laughed so hard then, and it still makes me chuckle now. (My grandmother would have laughed too)
I made a funeral director lose her composure once. We were discussing cremation arrangements for my mother and my BF at the time asked if the box was sealed. I piped up with "I certainly hope so, otherwise one good bump and it'd be 'there goes Mom, somebody get the Dustbuster.'" Director gave one big "HAH!" and nearly swallowed her tongue trying to apologize.
The last few weren't at all funny. Dark humor is humor first, not awful comments
My best dark joke was shortly after losing my grandmother, my best friend at the time was sitting next to me in paleontology class when the teacher said we'd learn about cladistics, aka "putting the living in boxes". That lil moron started chuckling and finally said "like your grandma". I laughed so hard then, and it still makes me chuckle now. (My grandmother would have laughed too)
I made a funeral director lose her composure once. We were discussing cremation arrangements for my mother and my BF at the time asked if the box was sealed. I piped up with "I certainly hope so, otherwise one good bump and it'd be 'there goes Mom, somebody get the Dustbuster.'" Director gave one big "HAH!" and nearly swallowed her tongue trying to apologize.
