Happy Father’s Day, everyone! If you enjoyed Jimmy Fallon's #MarchDadness, you'll just love his other two challenges - #DadQuotes and #Dadvice. We are always up for a classy dad joke, and the best tweets from this challenge prove that we aren't the only ones!
A few days ago, Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to "tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing your dad has said." He has already gotten a ton of funny dad quotes to choose from, and we've picked out the best ones. Keep on scrolling to check the good advice that these funny dads had given, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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You do not have to ask. There are two options. It is from someone you know and quality will be good or somebody you don't know and then you should get rid of it ASAP. It is bad quality or cops are on their way already.
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My Dad's windshield joke: "What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield?" "Its a*s"
The reason they've been married 40 is obviously that your Mum doesn't listen to your dad!!
My dad always says “I hope everything comes out alright!” (I say this to my kids now)
my father used to say the same thing! :D either "let's go to bed so they can go home" or "let's go home so they can go to bed" if we were visiting friends
Carl "Safe Sax Ferris plays in Las Vegas...I've bought several of his CDs wonder if Dad knew his music?
Cop asked me to recite the alphabet backwards starting at K, I told him straight out "Look I can't even do that when I'm perfectly sober!" Cops have no sense of humor.
Haha YES! My dad told me FORD stands for Found On Rubbish Dump. Sorry Ford fans.
Several years ago we were watching The Voice when my Dad said "WOW! She's really good, I bet she wins the whole thing!" Everyone busted out laughing, I said Dad, that's Beyonce! #DadQuotes
Haha i told my husband the other day, "hey you dont need to buy a stud finder (we are hanging pictures and such) i do a pretty good job at that!"
I remember throwing up in the sink when the toilet was in use. I walked by the bathroom later to see my dad scrubbing it out. Dad's are godsend.
If you looks like your father, than your father looks like his a*s
I swear my dad thinks this, but all the funny passed over him and went straight to me. I'll be mom-joking my kids probably more than my future husband.
Apparently my great-grandma would do this a lot ("I'm hungry" = "well i'm angry, wanna fight?)
Same with me. I always have my hair in a straight pony tail but if I let it down at night it's super long and curly.
My dad's instantaneous response, when he's done something that didn't go planned, is the infamous "oops". We'd hear a crash somewhere, and then an "oops" to follow it.
Dang, I'm so jealous of people with a dad (or two). From these tweets, it sounds like fun. Maybe it's a little bitter at times, but it still sounds very fun.
omg, reading this was like being locked in a car with my dad & my uncle
My dad and I were recently "discussing" my job hunting efforts. I was listening to the same stuff mom said, and I tried to interrupt the 2 decades old job hunting advice, only for this exchange: Dad: blah blah, when I first got a job, etc... Me: (interrupts) but dad, listen, things are... Dad: (interrupts) no, I get to go first, I'm the adult... Me: (interrupts) Dad! I'm 35 yrs old! Dad: Well I'm almost 63, so shut up! LOL
Wait, is it father's day? Boy... Things on Brazil are really different. Here father's day is on August...
Am I the only one who burst out laughing while reading these?!?!
Dang, I'm so jealous of people with a dad (or two). From these tweets, it sounds like fun. Maybe it's a little bitter at times, but it still sounds very fun.
omg, reading this was like being locked in a car with my dad & my uncle
My dad and I were recently "discussing" my job hunting efforts. I was listening to the same stuff mom said, and I tried to interrupt the 2 decades old job hunting advice, only for this exchange: Dad: blah blah, when I first got a job, etc... Me: (interrupts) but dad, listen, things are... Dad: (interrupts) no, I get to go first, I'm the adult... Me: (interrupts) Dad! I'm 35 yrs old! Dad: Well I'm almost 63, so shut up! LOL
Wait, is it father's day? Boy... Things on Brazil are really different. Here father's day is on August...
Am I the only one who burst out laughing while reading these?!?!
