Jimmy Fallon's hashtag game is going strong, as always. The most recent hashtag? #MarchDadness.

Just yesterday Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to tweet "the best/corniest "dad joke" your dad or someone else's dad has said", and there are already a bunch of responses. We've picked out the best ones and put them together in a list below. Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

#marchdadness

mollyligonn Report

#2

#marchdadness

TerraCollinsWC Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I order an entire large pizza, chicken wings, and a 2L coke, I yell "Pizza is here!" before I answer the door, so they don't know i'm going to eat all that by myself!

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#5

#marchdadness

1flakeofSnow Report

Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my wife just broke her ankle. she'll be able to run maraton soon

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#6

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amazingmaze17 Report

John L
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that often makes good sense. I'll have to remember to us it in the future. :D

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#7

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adrunkteacher Report

Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is great. if i do this to my son one day i'll say the same thing

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#13

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KathyLovesCubs Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol I've never heard this, so I can enjoy it. I'm sure after the 100th time though it gets old

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#14

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meg_mcdonald_ Report

Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i have 3 dad jokes at my home right now

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#15

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mHTKgedman Report

John L
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Getting that many happy years is a great accomplishment. I've seen much worse. :D

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#17

#marchdadness

alexvelamusic Report

#18

#marchdadness

TheShangriLlama Report

#19

#marchdadness

ricky_reyes35 Report

i_know_im_amazing
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer it just put straight in the shopping cart... then i can make a trail of milk for me to find my way back xD

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#20

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emmylouwho22 Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he didn't ask you to pull his finger like my dad STILL does!

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#23

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beehannahbee Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I told my dad i was hungry, he'd say "oh, nice to meet you hungry, I'm Dad" *rolls eyes so hard i can see brain"

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#25

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lindag1110 Report

Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He must be very good at it if he can do it with his eyes closed.

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#26

#marchdadness

kpjem Report

Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah. he answer the question. they didn't ask to talk to her

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#30

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Sasssshole Report

Markus McCloud
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he called cows "bunnies", then what did he call bunnies?

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#32

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caitie_joy98 Report

Amanda Panda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have no shame in admitting i just sat at my desk and made the "Fsh" noise just to see how it sounds without the "i"

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#33

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ChrisPBaconJr Report

Elie Georges
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

anyone else noticed that this guy's name is crispy bacon?

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#39

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katedusek Report

John Davis Jr.
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in this case the baggers are the choosers.

#40

#marchdadness

JHsafari Report

JillVille Child Care
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this to my kids too. The look they always give me is so funny!

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#42

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Karamel108 Report

Fandoms Rise
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whenever the waiter/waitress brings the check my dad always, I mean ALWAYS says, "Oh, its her turn to pay. What do you mean you didn't bring any money?" shoving the check towards me when we go out to eat and then he takes the check sighing and says, "I have to do everything around here."

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#43

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g_pfost10 Report

Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i can see at the picture you have one too :-)

#44

#marchdadness

jrosenbergerr_ Report

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was actually told by Bono from U2 in an interview a long time ago.

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#45

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Fox_L1nda Report

Wulfur
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what about the people visiting the cemetery? are they dead?

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#46

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BeenToHeIenBack Report

Neurotic_Octopus
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that TO my dad and I thought he'd slap me X'D

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#56

#marchdadness

tkhockey510 Report

#57

#marchdadness

khartnett18 Report

Chuck Larson
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should have called you yulean.

#59

#marchdadness

AmyDeAvilla Report

JillVille Child Care
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep another of my dad's best ones. He still tells my kids this. They hate it, lol

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