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Jimmy Fallon's hashtag game is going strong, as always. The most recent hashtag? #MarchDadness.

Just yesterday Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to tweet "the best/corniest "dad joke" your dad or someone else's dad has said", and there are already a bunch of responses. We've picked out the best ones and put them together in a list below. Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I order an entire large pizza, chicken wings, and a 2L coke, I yell "Pizza is here!" before I answer the door, so they don't know i'm going to eat all that by myself!

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my wife just broke her ankle. she'll be able to run maraton soon

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that often makes good sense. I'll have to remember to us it in the future. :D

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is great. if i do this to my son one day i'll say the same thing

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol I've never heard this, so I can enjoy it. I'm sure after the 100th time though it gets old

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Getting that many happy years is a great accomplishment. I've seen much worse. :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer it just put straight in the shopping cart... then i can make a trail of milk for me to find my way back xD

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I told my dad i was hungry, he'd say "oh, nice to meet you hungry, I'm Dad" *rolls eyes so hard i can see brain"

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He must be very good at it if he can do it with his eyes closed.

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah. he answer the question. they didn't ask to talk to her

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Amanda Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have no shame in admitting i just sat at my desk and made the "Fsh" noise just to see how it sounds without the "i"

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whenever the waiter/waitress brings the check my dad always, I mean ALWAYS says, "Oh, its her turn to pay. What do you mean you didn't bring any money?" shoving the check towards me when we go out to eat and then he takes the check sighing and says, "I have to do everything around here."

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep another of my dad's best ones. He still tells my kids this. They hate it, lol

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this one from when I was younger. My dad was full of these great jokes.

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Marioara Popescu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is where proper grammar is useful. If you say "my friend comes over my dad", it might be misinterpreted.

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Georgina Fisk
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is suuuch a GRATE pun! it really breightoned my day and made me feel a bit chedder about things rn! Although, i have to say, i am getting a bit fedap with all this scrolling, and i Camembert it much longer! I stilton't see why kids don't appreciate these jokes though

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Melisa Alina
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time i Say to my dad i have a headache he Said I have Bad material

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Evie Fick
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not a joke it's the truth. My dad is bald and his showers are like 3 min

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