Happy Father’s Day, everyone! If you enjoyed Jimmy Fallon's #MarchDadness, you'll just love his other two challenges - #DadQuotes and #Dadvice. We are always up for a classy dad joke, and the best tweets from this challenge prove that we aren't the only ones!
A few days ago, Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to "tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing your dad has said." He has already gotten a ton of funny dad quotes to choose from, and we've picked out the best ones. Keep on scrolling to check the good advice that these funny dads had given, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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My Dad's windshield joke: "What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield?" "Its ass"
The reason they've been married 40 is obviously that your Mum doesn't listen to your dad!!
My dad always says “I hope everything comes out alright!” (I say this to my kids now)
my father used to say the same thing! :D either "let's go to bed so they can go home" or "let's go home so they can go to bed" if we were visiting friends
Carl "Safe Sax Ferris plays in Las Vegas...I've bought several of his CDs wonder if Dad knew his music?
Cop asked me to recite the alphabet backwards starting at K, I told him straight out "Look I can't even do that when I'm perfectly sober!" Cops have no sense of humor.
Haha YES! My dad told me FORD stands for Found On Rubbish Dump. Sorry Ford fans.
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Dang, I'm so jealous of people with a dad (or two). From these tweets, it sounds like fun. Maybe it's a little bitter at times, but it still sounds very fun.
Dat picture though...
Am I in heaven?
Dang, I'm so jealous of people with a dad (or two). From these tweets, it sounds like fun. Maybe it's a little bitter at times, but it still sounds very fun.
Dat picture though...
Am I in heaven?