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Happy Father’s Day, everyone! If you enjoyed Jimmy Fallon's #MarchDadness, you'll just love his other two challenges - #DadQuotes and #Dadvice. We are always up for a classy dad joke, and the best tweets from this challenge prove that we aren't the only ones!

A few days ago, Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to "tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing your dad has said." He has already gotten a ton of funny dad quotes to choose from, and we've picked out the best ones. Keep on scrolling to check the good advice that these funny dads had given, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dad certainly knows how to 'Pun'tificate', doesn't he? LOL!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a joke! I can feel I'm there listening and laughing.

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We certainly do know what is on dad's list of "Essential" foods too. :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ancient advice: "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." If you'd kept your mouth shut, we might have thought you were clever.

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great advice for those who are not happy with their lot in life. ;O

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very wise words of advice from dad. Its something to always keep in mind.

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Agnes Jekyll
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Dad's windshield joke: "What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield?" "Its a*s"

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That calls for one more round of GetEvenWithEms in order to level the playing field.

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If nothing else, your dad has a quick wit about things. ;O

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Samantha Wirral
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reason they've been married 40 is obviously that your Mum doesn't listen to your dad!!

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Shelly Blake
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad always says “I hope everything comes out alright!” (I say this to my kids now)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's something my dad would say. And he's a college professor. :)

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Naima Ivansdóttir
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my father used to say the same thing! :D either "let's go to bed so they can go home" or "let's go home so they can go to bed" if we were visiting friends

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Carl "Safe Sax Ferris plays in Las Vegas...I've bought several of his CDs wonder if Dad knew his music?

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cop asked me to recite the alphabet backwards starting at K, I told him straight out "Look I can't even do that when I'm perfectly sober!" Cops have no sense of humor.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha YES! My dad told me FORD stands for Found On Rubbish Dump. Sorry Ford fans.

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