Happy Father’s Day everyone! If you enjoyed Jimmy Fallon's #MarchDadness, you'll just love his other two challenges - #DadQuotes and #Dadvice.

A few days ago, Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to "tweet out something weird, funny, or embarrassing your dad has said". He has already gotten a ton of responses and we've picked out the best ones. Keep on scrolling to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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John L 1 year ago

Now that's a man with some serious wit that can also sting. :D

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Intensive Panda 1 year ago

you get paid for a job, this is purely voluntary :D

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John L 1 year ago

Dad certainly knows how to 'Pun'tificate', doesn't he? LOL!

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Cathy Binder 1 year ago

wise man

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John L 1 year ago

Natural Selection at its very best ;D

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John L 1 year ago

Probably true, but it still tends to hurt. :D

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Momogi 1 year ago

Such a joke! I can feel I'm there listening and laughing.

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John L 1 year ago

We certainly do know what is on dad's list of "Essential" foods too. :D

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The Cappy 1 year ago

Ancient advice: "Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses." If you'd kept your mouth shut, we might have thought you were clever.

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ADHORTATOR 1 year ago

...And if it's stolen, you are in the same situation...

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John L 1 year ago

Great advice for those who are not happy with their lot in life. ;O

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

But, how's the quality? *sigh*

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John L 1 year ago

Very wise words of advice from dad. Its something to always keep in mind.

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Agnes Jekyll 1 year ago

My Dad's windshield joke: "What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield?" "Its ass"

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Mirriam 1 year ago

classic dad jokes

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Flora Polvado 1 year ago

"If I was any better, I'd be twins!"

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John L 1 year ago

That calls for one more round of GetEvenWithEms in order to level the playing field.

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Jose Baeyens 1 year ago

Amen.

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bianca johnson 1 year ago

I liked that one

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Meowoui 1 year ago

child: better start working at it then.

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Bo de Best 1 year ago

How the hack can you swallow that 'by accident' ? o.O

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Hikari 1 year ago

Nationwide is on your side!

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John L 1 year ago

If nothing else, your dad has a quick wit about things. ;O

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Samantha Wirral 1 year ago

The reason they've been married 40 is obviously that your Mum doesn't listen to your dad!!

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Shelly Blake 11 months ago

My dad always says “I hope everything comes out alright!” (I say this to my kids now)

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Allana Rose 1 year ago

I love this one! Dad has a lovely wit!

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Flora Polvado 1 year ago

I gotta remember to do this!

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

Breath in - breath out...

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

It's something my dad would say. And he's a college professor. :)

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Naima Ivansdóttir 1 year ago

my father used to say the same thing! :D either "let's go to bed so they can go home" or "let's go home so they can go to bed" if we were visiting friends

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Agnes Jekyll 1 year ago

That's excellent

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Susan Forbes 1 year ago

Still good though

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Markus McCloud 1 year ago

"SAAAAAAAAANS!!"

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Philippe Gut 1 year ago

Carl "Safe Sax Ferris plays in Las Vegas...I've bought several of his CDs wonder if Dad knew his music?

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Abdallah Olwan 1 year ago

Maybe because u r prettier than all brides... He meant it well:)

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Markus McCloud 1 year ago

Is there a battleship in the harbor? Shots fired! :D

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Jose Baeyens 1 year ago

A concerned dad ....

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Philippa Denney 1 year ago

OK, the only other funny one on the list. :D

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Philippa Denney 1 year ago

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The only cute/funny one I've read yet. :)

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Tiny Dynamine 1 year ago

As a double negative is a positive, this isn't an insult.

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Flávio de Moura 1 year ago

I do answer: "Old, tired and nervous". My kids will be proud.

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Sid Macheath 10 months ago

Cop asked me to recite the alphabet backwards starting at K, I told him straight out "Look I can't even do that when I'm perfectly sober!" Cops have no sense of humor.

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DancingToMyself 1 year ago

"If birds could talk, they couldn't fly. The words are heavy."

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Cathy Binder 1 year ago

admitting you tell dad jokes is the first step in recovery

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GlassOfWater 1 year ago

Haha YES! My dad told me FORD stands for Found On Rubbish Dump. Sorry Ford fans.

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Meaghan Susman 1 year ago

Wish I could like this 10 times

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Meaghan Susman 1 year ago

BURN! :D

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Luca 1 year ago

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Because you are better than Him!

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Michelle Morquecho 1 year ago

Several years ago we were watching The Voice when my Dad said "WOW! She's really good, I bet she wins the whole thing!" Everyone busted out laughing, I said Dad, that's Beyonce! #DadQuotes

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Marzo Florida 1 year ago

This is not what a dad would say. This is my life motto

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Katherine Di Biase 9 months ago

Haha i told my husband the other day, "hey you dont need to buy a stud finder (we are hanging pictures and such) i do a pretty good job at that!"

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NewSuperPengu 1 year ago

This was stolen from John Mulaney

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Jason 1 year ago

True tho...

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Meaghan Susman 1 year ago

For sure!!!

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Spinaap 1 year ago

Unless they have some letters on the side saying "P O L I C E". For real people, use you turning signals, it's for everyone's safety.

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Jason 1 year ago

HAHAHA

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Jamie-Marie Vickers 12 months ago

My parents say the same!!

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Usernameofgag 1 year ago

Lol...

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Dolly Clinard 1 year ago

Good one

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Philippa Denney 1 year ago

Sad. Not funny.

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Neko Niji (Sierra Luton) 1 year ago

...I'm speechless

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Flávio de Moura 1 year ago

Telegraphists. Figure.

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Rebecca Olberding 1 year ago

I remember throwing up in the sink when the toilet was in use. I walked by the bathroom later to see my dad scrubbing it out. Dad's are godsend.

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Wendy McCluskey 1 year ago

Lmao

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Nuniek Widiayani 1 year ago

If you looks like your father, than your father looks like his ass

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Susann Campbell 1 year ago

I thought he meant canned cheese.

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Rebecca Olberding 1 year ago

I swear my dad thinks this, but all the funny passed over him and went straight to me. I'll be mom-joking my kids probably more than my future husband.

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Luca 1 year ago

Let's promise never to be creative again

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