These non-quotes about life will do is make you laugh in that very ironic way where your face makes a sneer and embers of amusement start to dance in your eyes.

These non-quotes about life will do is make you laugh in that very ironic way where your face makes a sneer and embers of amusement start to dance in your eyes.

Our Boy Who Lived isn’t the only one that takes the stage by delivering quotable material - you will definitely find some quirky quotes from Albus Dumbledore here.

Our Boy Who Lived isn’t the only one that takes the stage by delivering quotable material - you will definitely find some quirky quotes from Albus Dumbledore here.

Just like we quote poets and thinkers, so we could recite children's wisdom.

Just like we quote poets and thinkers, so we could recite children's wisdom.

But, of course, nothing is weirder than real life itself, so why shouldn't you listen to an animated sponge discussing pressing matters with you!

But, of course, nothing is weirder than real life itself, so why shouldn't you listen to an animated sponge discussing pressing matters with you!

A myriad of only the sweetest birthday quotes that we could find!

A myriad of only the sweetest birthday quotes that we could find!

This is a real compendium of mom life troubles - from babies and their sharp nails lovingly scratching your face to blaming your farts on them; no topic is beyond limits in these mommy quotes.

This is a real compendium of mom life troubles - from babies and their sharp nails lovingly scratching your face to blaming your farts on them; no topic is beyond limits...

Once you’re done gathering the written word, vote for the clever quotes that you dig the most (or the ones that alleviate you from feeling miserable).

Once you’re done gathering the written word, vote for the clever quotes that you dig the most (or the ones that alleviate you from feeling miserable).

In this list, you'll find a bit more than a couple of fun quotes listing the redeeming qualities of the fifth day of the week; some are also a bit cheeky, encouraging you to do something you wouldn't normally do.

In this list, you'll find a bit more than a couple of fun quotes listing the redeeming qualities of the fifth day of the week; some are also a bit cheeky,...

Some of these quotes you might know by heart, while other wise words of Michael’s might’ve gone under your radar before.

Some of these quotes you might know by heart, while other wise words of Michael’s might’ve gone under your radar before.

The beauty of writing lies in the fact that sometimes, when you’re caught up in the flow, you never truly know what you’ll end up saying until you put pen to paper.

The beauty of writing lies in the fact that sometimes, when you’re caught up in the flow, you never truly know what you’ll end up saying until you put pen to...