English judge Sir Edward Coke wrote in 1604 that a person's house is their "castle and fortress." Four hundred years later, the statement still stands. Only now, we’ve added a mobile extension to our estate.
Our cars are not just machines that get us from point A to point B, but also a way for us to show off our taste, opinions, and, sometimes, complete lack of restraint.
The subreddit r/BumperStickers is proof of that. It's a place where people share the funniest, strangest, and downright unhinged messages they spot on the streets.
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I Wish
Honk!
In one survey, CarMax Inc. found that the number one reason people display bumper stickers, decals, or magnets on their cars is to make a statement about themselves, their values, and their interests.
Of the respondents who had not displayed a sticker, nearly a quarter said it was simply because they hadn't found one that represented them.
I'm Only Driving This Until
Saw This Today
Wondering, Waiting, Wishing
And it's not just big companies that are capitalizing on the demand. Since bumper stickers are so deeply personalized, individual designers have found success as well.
For example, one that made the rounds around Brooklyn said, "Keep Honking! I'm Listening to Alice Coltrane's 1971 Meteoric Sensation 'Universal Consciousness.'"
As it gained popularity all over the United States, it turned out that the creator was Los Angeles-based artist Christopher DeLoach.
I've Never Actually Took The Time To Think About, Honestly
I Wholeheartedly Agree
Portland Oregon
Keep The Immigrants Deport The Racists
DeLoach told GQ that he first came up with the idea for the bumper sticker while listening to Alice Coltrane’s rendition of "Going Home" (which appears not on Universal Consciousness but on 1973’s Lord of Lords). That same day, he happened upon the classic vintage bumper sticker, "Keep Honking, I'm Listening to Jazz" and decided that message could be improved.
DeLoach estimates that he gave away the first 300 or so to friends and friends of friends, but in a few months, he found himself selling several hundred a week. "I was mailing them out in these large manila envelopes, which I had never foreseen myself doing," he said.
Found In Classroom I’m Subbing In Today
Seemed Like A Good Time To Re-Post
Small Town In- McDonald's Drive Thru
DeLoach has sold around 8,000 bumper stickers so far: still a fairly niche phenomenon, but enough to help him financially.
The stickers, which retail for $7 each, have paid for his studio over the past year and allowed him to subsidize the cost of investing in a restaurant he opened in Mexico a few years ago.
Thought This Was Pretty Funny
What’s The Story Here ?
Hell Yeah Brother. Seen Is Bisbee, AZ
However, bold statements aren't always universally accepted. University of Cincinnati researchers found that political polarization is seeping into bumper stickers as well.
UC College of Arts and Sciences Assistant Professors Rachel Torres and Ben Farrer said people who watched a driving simulation in which the motorist ahead of them cut them off in traffic were more likely to honk if the offending vehicle had a political bumper sticker, particularly one for the party they did not support.
Ok True
Abso-Freakin-Lutely!!
Good Question
And Now We All Suffer The Consequences
Torres and Farrer conducted attitude surveys with paid volunteers, who then took part in a short driving simulation. In half of the simulations, another vehicle cut them off without signaling. The offending vehicle featured either no sticker or one of three bumper stickers: "Proud Democrat," "Proud Republican," or the neutral "I love my dog."
In the other half of the simulations, the other vehicle stayed in its own lane before making an unremarkable left turn.
"It activated their partisan hostilities," said Torres, who teaches political science in UC's School of Public and International Affairs.
For more, check out these 53 Crazy Bumper Stickers People Have Spotted In The Wild.
To Be Or Not To Be
Spotted On A Subaru
Survive Out Of Spite
Tripping Over Wieners
All The Family She Needs
Gem I’ve Seen As A Repo Mechanic
Love the bottom one. Have a day has a special place in my heart due to the poster I had on my wall in the 90s and later found again many years later that hangs on my wall currently. However, "have the day you deserve" is more apt due to *gestures widely*
Found In A Target Parking Lot
My Other Ride…
Hell Yeah, Brotherrrrrrr!
Portland Oregon
Samesies!
I used to have a bumper sticker that read "visualize using your turn signal"
I Agree
Another Member Of My Tribe Jk.. Chill
White Van Sticker
Um. What
Just Got A New Car And Want To Put A Bumper Sticker On. Which One Would You Let Merge?
Meaning?
So True!
Sounds Like Their Car Has Been Rammed A Few Times
Books
This Person Knows The Witch Of November Very Well
Ossum
I Feel This In My Soul
Please Explain This To Me
Oof
Ughhh Good Lord Wth Are We Witnessing
"Inna Gadda De'Visor, baby, don't you know that I'll always see through?"
Bumper Sticker In Toronto
Same
Hmm……
Resist
What Does This Mean?
"Dear Green Lizard Woman, please do not lean against my vehicle while smoking a cigarette. K, thanks, bye."
Scratch And Sniff
Maybe That Was The Point All Along?
Oh My
That Escalated
Finally Got My Favorite Bumper Sticker Put On!
I’ve Had The Defund Paw Patrol Sticker Scratched Off Twice
Do You Like My Stickers?
The small-text ones on the right: "My favorite 'far left' idea is that people should be able to afford a roof over their heads" - "Make lying wrong again; make America think again; make humans matter again; make people care again" - and "No one's treading on you, sweetie"
Vindication!!!
I’m Covered In Bugs And I Vote!
I, too, love roly-polies! When I see them crossing the sidewalk, I pick them up gently and put them into the nearest dirt/grass so no one will step on them XD
Fall In Love In A Mosh Pit
"I Saw Your Husband On Grindr"
For The Project Hail Mary Fans
This Person Means It , LOL
I Was Gifted This
My Hometown Keeping It Classy As Usual
Satanism Is A Thing? Or A Tongue In Cheek Atheist??
Aged Like Absolute Milk
I Don’t Understand Their Way Of Thinking
In the below comments, see a selection of just some of the stickers and decals I've plastered on my beloved '01 VW Eurovan XD
Love the companion cube ones!!! I still haven't finished the first Portal game, but I replay Portal 2 at least once a year.
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Love the companion cube ones!!! I still haven't finished the first Portal game, but I replay Portal 2 at least once a year.
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