25 Universal Dad Sayings And Jokes That Dads Can’t Resist

I say this and am a 17 year old girl

My dad has totally done this. I do this to him sometimes too.

And the office version where you leave for the day and come back to pick up something you forgot: "good morning! The night went so fast!"

Always happens

XD shame my dad never does that ;-;

Eh, I'm a teen and I still play along with it

my dad did this too me whern I was litle and for a period of time I was scared of cop, like even talking too them.

when i was little

Is it just me that thinks this is mean.

haha I actually do that to my kids. Guess its not just a dad thing

OH I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I say that to customers when they get a nickel back in change! lol

my dad when we would go to the arcades. happy but sad...lol

Also used to demean women very often by husband's who make a lot of money. This line originally comes from a mysoginistic patriarchal society. Delete***

Everyone says this to people who can't tell left from right.

I have like serious issues with this. my dance instructor has it literally painted on the wall because of me.

That's what my dancing teacher says when we mix up right and left leg movements/order again xD

That's stupid... Not only dads... But anyone really. Ugh.. Bored panda this is rediculous so far and it's among me upset, not smile

The cheesiest of dadjokes. My dad does this one too

I still say it but only when there’s no visible price. I hate it when you can’t see how much something is until you get to the checkout.

A lot of people say that it's just small talk during awkward situation I normally smile and say sorry I cant

Not just dads. That was one of the worst lines when working retail.

I say this deliberately, then laugh. Then cashier laughs too. Often. Honest , lol.

I’m 48. I have doing this since I was a kid (corded, rotary, wall mounted phone). Freaked me out to hear Homer Simpson do it in the 90’s (Hey, that’s what I say!) and even weirder that it’s still a ‘thing’ in the 20-teens. Damn, I’m old.XD Oh, and the the emphasis is on the Y not the L...”Yyyyyello...?”

My pampa

My brother does this every single time he picks up the phone, no matter who is calling.

once my dad answered my mom's phone and said hello in a weird voice, turns out it was my mom's job and the lady on the phone was all freaked out about it.

Yep, I've adopted the Sterling Archer "MmmmmmYello?" - mostly for unidentified callers and suspected telmarketers

I mean... they don't though.

I don't think this is specifically a "dad" thing. Lots of people say this.

My dad says that he wants to "hit that gross thing with a sledgehammer and throw it out the window" :)

My dad always asked for the "Specialty of the house."

In Brazil:"Quanto é a facada?" "how much the stab costed?"

I say this too.

Guess I'm truly my dad's daughter because I say it too, just like he once did.

Because what else would one say when they have no option other than to pay it?

my dad does this ALL THE TIME:)