“I Want To Leave Ok” Is Pretty Much The Weirdest Instagram Account, Here Are 50 Pics To Prove It (New Pics)
Hello and welcome to the weird side of the internet! And by weird, I don’t mean the most bizarre things you could ever imagine. I mean the slightly unhinged, confusing, and a little cringe bits that are often also surprisingly amusing.
If you still have no idea what today’s list is all about, you might still not have a clue even after you’re done browsing it. But some things on the internet don’t have to be explained or understood to be enjoyed. So go on, scroll down to find a small collection of some of the most random posts one could find, and enjoy the internet in all of its glory – the good, the bad, and… the weird.
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Me too. Mr Auntriarch will have to take the photo and he will doubtless raise his eyebrows, but I don't care
Load More Replies...The world needs more drive-by snoggings, but maybe it's just me 😀
Isn't weird, just husband and wife loving each other :D
Much of what we see on the internet is bizarre or even unhinged. But let’s be honest, it’s often funny, too. And it’s no surprise that many people browse the internet looking for a good giggle.
Though, people look for humor not only in the parallel online universe, but in the real world, as well. The New York Times reports that a study commissioned by Comedy Central found that for many people—young males, in particular—comedy has become essential to how they view themselves and others. For many, comedy was even more important than music, sports, or “personal style.”
"With enough courage, you can do without a reputation. " -- Rhett Butler to Scarlett
Live freely from the beginning and have a different intact reputation
OH, I *wish* I could come up with an absolutely *Killer* "Lord Cthulhu and his Teddy Bear" gag here!
They have the intelligence of human children. Of course they love teddies!
Load More Replies...Showing just how important comedy is to some men, the aforementioned research found that if they were to be stuck in an elevator, they would rather be stuck in there with a beloved comedian, rather than a beloved sports player; 65% vs. 15% choosing the former and the latter, respectively.
The data also revealed that the vast majority of respondents—as much as 88% of them—think that their sense of humor is crucial to their self-definition, and more than 70% believe that “funny people are more popular.”
I have wares o' weary traveller....rest beneath my sitting post and pay me in pets and scritches....i will show you the safe path through the treacherous tall grass
... So what's the deal with the two people staring at each other in the background?
I saw a husky and a seal do that, before smartphones sadly. But its in my mind, the meeting of pup and sea pup.
POV me at 5 years old stealing my moms glasses and pretending I’m 80 years old
Comedy Central’s research also found that millennials, the generation that came into this world sometime between the early 1980s and the late 1990s, stand out from the rest because they are comfortable with uncomfortable truths, The New York Times reports. Moreover, unlike other generations, they prefer humor even over music, and want comedy to be fast-paced, just like most things in life nowadays are.
The first twin was supposed to start the sentence and the second twin would finish it, like twins often do. Something like "we love... sandwiches". But the first twin changed her mind, and now the second twin sounds crazy.
Load More Replies...Including and especially the White House, the Capitol, the Supreme Court, and the Pentagon. Add FBI, CIA, and NSA HQ while you're at it. And every major news organization HQ.
Load More Replies...Unfortunately, every country has its share of idiots
Load More Replies...The sign simply says (in Japanese): "Please do not throw away garbage here." (Koko ni gomi wo sutenaide kudasai) What they were looking for was probably the word dump.
Many Japanese and Chinese people often confuse "b" and "p", which are basically the same "picture" in different positions. In Hong Kong, I saw several posh restaurants which offered "fresh cràp" and "cràp salad" in the menu.
Load More Replies...You will of course find yourself surrounded here by the dumbest people available because they are too dumb to know how dumb they are.
Can we put one of these on the White House and Congressional buildings?
The aforementioned research also found that when it comes to millennial humor, irony has been replaced by absurdity. That, unsurprisingly, might not be everyone’s cup of tea – according to Business Insider, Gen Z has already taken to TikTok to mock their perception of "millennial humor."
Delving deeper into how millennial comedy got so absurd, the Guardian’s Rachel Aroesti noted that one possible explanation for that is it being a “response to a world that has stopped making sense.”
Boy's been watch - Ah SAY, boy's been watchin' a passel o' them Looney Tunes!
I tried to find the original textbook and failed. I did however find this scientific paper: "Kinetic analysis of felines landing from different heights" (published in November - not April) https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6857581/
Talking about absurd millennial comedy, Aroesti wrote that, “Philosophical absurdism argues that the universe is inherently irrational – a perspective rendered particularly apt by the unpredictable political developments of the past few years. But there’s something unique about millennials’ lot that contributes to this sense of meaninglessness.
“In 2017, the Washington Post asked: ‘Why is millennial humor so weird?’, positing the theory that as the economic climate has delayed milestones such as marriage, kids and home ownership, and external sources of meaning such as religion have faded away, life has started to feel unpleasantly rootless, something that is being reflected in a stranger, more chaotic form of comedy.”
"You wanna buy some death sticks?" "You don't want to sell me death sticks." "Uh, I don't want to sell you death sticks." "You want to go home and rethink your life." "I want to go home and rethink my life."
Fire Department Chronicles should make a video about this, LOL
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Bart got a driver's license for something similar?
Some sources suggest that millennials prefer not only absurd comedy, but dark humor, too. Analyzing how generational differences in comedic sensibilities can help connect the right ads with the right people, an Ipsos report noted that people’s preferred comedic attributes vary by generation, with millennials and Gen Z preferring dark humor more than others and baby boomers preferring political comedy.
This is very trippy, I totally get how people wouldnt see it right...
... complained the member of the species who has driven HUNDREDS of species to extinction, and who's causing irreversible global warming.
Load More Replies...As a kid I was scared of bees, then someone told me to imagine them having super high pitched helium voices that sound like they are speaking into a fan. It helped a lot actually XD
No matter the kind of humor you enjoy, we hope that bizarre funny pictures, like the ones on this list, are something you can get a kick out of, too. And if you’re looking for more, feel free to give our meme category a go, where you ought to find more content to giggle at!
Them in bed later: “wait, I thought you meant IN-security as IN me!”
i think i walked into a trash panda meeting, sorry, i'll leave now
I used to think they were cute...until 5-1/2 years of their gross, destructive behaviour.
those look like toads on a snake, but then, I've been licking toads, so I don't know for sure
Somebody forgot their High-vis Jacket, Backpack and Shoes. I hope they can find them.
Just shake the treat bag, no need to distress yourself.
Load More Replies...I guess they doo puzzles on the floor to keep the cat from knocking them off the table?
They like peanuts, grapes, and blueberries. Also they are partial to bits of ham
Load More Replies...Garlic potatoes and limes, peel mash boil and squeeze slather with butter and serve with large melon.
Just when I was about to snap the perfect sunrise over the ocean, this!!!
I don't think that's a possum. A ferret maybe? Or an oddly angled dog?
Aw hell naw. I learned my lesson with the "puppies in the van" when I was six!
This one got me. I want a large framed copy of it. This is perfect.
When you gotta give a presentation but you need to find old Ben Kenobi, too.
"Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipshitz". iykyk
Load More Replies..."Fritz! They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow *bleep*!" etc., etc., etc. (from wizards- 1977)
Or, for the younglings, "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
Load More Replies...Looks like a beret rather than hair, but still off-putting
Load More Replies..."I talk to God as much as I talk to Satan 'cause, I want to hear both sides... Does that make me cynical, there are no miracles and this is no miraculous life..."
I think speed-dogging means something else in the UK, but I'll wait for the British pandas to snigger at your comment:)
Load More Replies...Or, if it isn't photoshopped, that the leg is a prosthetic.
Load More Replies...Any meteorologists here? I really need to know what kind of cloud that is!
If you don't already know this, you need more education - or more tacos.
Not yet, on my to see list for this year though
Load More Replies...Really? "Our Lord and Savior Jabba the Hutt" was RIGHT THERE!
Load More Replies..."Ah, ribbit? ribbit, ribbit ribbit?" *coughs violently* "I mean, I'd like to talk to you about your car's warranty"
This is both the cutest and scariest picture of a penguin I have ever seen.
From this POV its kinda freaky how razor sharp a penguin's mouth is... but still cute :D
I have an OLD photo of me a bit like this. It's me looking in a mirror, but I appear to have different expressions on each face.
This looks like every chick who was trying to be an edgy "bad" girl and they all look like they are wearing a uniform. It's the same reason I laugh at Harley Davidson riders. Just a bunch of generic followers. Too tight skinny jeans, tight black leather jacket and some kind of blond hair.
It's the holy cat that watches over every frozen pizza to ensure that it is cooked properly
I would have eaten it before having the patience to finish crocheting that.
Some people will say anything for attention. Perhaps a name comes to mind.
I think that unhinged construction worker finally snapped and took a steamroller to Michigan J. Frog.
I've never wanted to be a cat because I know I'm not management material.
I'll never understand how so many 20-somethings are living in giant houses such as the one pictured. And the big, spacious condos.
Their parents’ house, maybe? Or trust fund babies?
Load More Replies...Good European / English / Scottish / whatever bacon, with veggies. Onion maybe? Possibly a Sam Vimes BLT.
Fried egg cooked in a metal circle, don't know what they are called
Load More Replies...Never used Windows 10. But I'm guessing that it exceed expectations.
That's 2^8 (2 to the power of 8) which is a "computing" number. Probably an overflow or something.
I kept hearing this fellows name for more than a decade. My first introduction to him was This Is The End. My friend who turned me on to the movie explained his main characters as being meek and sweet. Then I discovered Youth In Revolt. I love this this kid!!!
Oh, the irony that this is supposed to be cute when I just killed two massive roaches in the shower yesterday. I tend to get aggravated when females scream at everything, but when one of them buggers began zooming around the tub at 122 miles per hour, I squealed like I have never heard myself squeal before.
What's better than having someone you love watching over you while you sleep
This photo brings me a strange warm feeling I never knew I had
What's this pic here for? It's just a cute couple showing affection in public
But you might be Hurley from LOST. 4 8 15 16 23 42!!!!!!!!!!! The numbers are bad! The numbers are bad!
... Remember the gender-swapped 'Ghostbusters' remake? Meet 'Arthur', from the latest version of 'The Tick'!
Author had a female counter-part - Carmella.
Load More Replies...How older people who don't keep up with pop culture Bu have heard her name a time or two pronounce it. Example "is that Laga Dyga on the radio?" Or John Travolta messed up presenting an award again.
He's getting ready to graduate from trash cans to boosting entire Dumpsters.
"GORDITAS Y QUESADILLAS" (since people had trouble reading it last time this was posted)
I can think of at least two pieces of horror media about infinite kid-like places like that
"I don't ask those questions, and neither should you."
Load More Replies...Jesus, Mary, and Joseph: "How would WE know! We didn't have pleather! All our furniture was Wood!"
Load More Replies...Sure, all fun 'n games until Lord Cthulhu shows up and wants to know *who* gave him a 'shave'!
Ahhhh, the 70s and 80s. I remember candy cigarettes, bubble gum cigars, straws with 'sugar' in them, plastic beepers filled with pill candies which eventually turned into cell phones...just getting us ready for the future.
Don't see a problem here, who wouldn't want to know that the tomatoes in their burger are from Michigan (/s)
Or whoever did "wash" it was doing so quickly and either didnt see it or did but couldnt be aresed to remove it due to 67 other tasks on their to-do list
Load More Replies...Is this s*x that's gone wrong, or someone with their feet on the dashboard during a crash? Or both?
Do not put your feet on the dash unless you want some serious injuries
Pour me a drink, and I'll tell you some lies
Load More Replies...Ah, so that's what climate change is: we expired the climate in 2018
That's why it's called "I want to leave"... cause they really left :P
Load More Replies...That's why it's called "I want to leave"... cause they really left :P
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