50 “Very British Problems” That Even The King Can Laugh About (New Pics)
Interview With OwnerAmericans and Brits really are a pond apart. And not just physically. The two nations differ when it comes to how they use the English language, how they deploy humor (or humour) and wit, and of course, the very real problems they face, and how they tackle them. The British are known for their self-deprecating, dry and often sarcastic jokes. And they’re not afraid to call themselves “awkward.”
In the words of British journalist Rob Temple, “Britain is a maze of idiosyncrasies, loveable foibles and outright eccentricities” and he’s capitalizing on the quirks of his countrymen. Temple is the founder of the hugely successful “Very British Problems” empire. The social media accounts have a combined following of more than 5 million straight-faced fans, all down for a good old-fashioned giggle. There’s even a television show, book and merchandise to prove that the Brits really are in a league of their own when it comes to their wicked sense of humor and ability to laugh at themselves.
Our team has put together a banger list of hilarious posts from the “Very British Problems” Instagram and "So Very British" Facebook pages. Grab your afternoon tea and cucumber sandwiches, and keep scrolling for a bout of laughter fit for a king. Bored Panda was also lucky enough to secure an interview with the man behind the brand, Rob Temple, who provided us with some very funny and enlightening answers to our questions.
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British Humour
Yeah, it's probably just as well I'm retiring end of the month, I'm finding it increasingly difficult to keep the spill words in
Mrs Auntriarch, you are one of my favorite people on the internet. May you live your days in solace, without the worry of the workday. May they be long and contented.
Load More Replies...As my life progresses towards the end, I just don't have time to waste on foolishness and filtering my remarks. One of my favorite little sayings is a paraphrased bible verse: I don't suffer fools gladly, but I do gladly make fools suffer.
Thank you for re assuring me this growing intolerance it a part of the aging process. I am so glad I am not alone!
GOD I'M SOOOOOOO grateful we are retired!! I just know I couldn't deal with these idiots running things these days !!!!
I find myself blocking more and more people for just being idiots. My patience is totally gone, and I can no longer put up with those who speak or write before they think it through. Here is my new rule for online communication: if it's a good thought to share, I can wait 5 minutes to share it!
British Humour
The Walmart in my hometown used to be the drive-in movie theater. I loved the drive-in!
Load More Replies...To be fair, I've been saying that since they buit over my tree house when I was 10
I avoid going to places I love because they are unrecognizable. I constantly think/sing the lyrics to the Beatles song (Rubber Soul, 1965) In My Life. The song absolutely suits me.
I’ve been saying that since around the time I became a teenager because a neighbors family has them dispute over whether to sell their ancestral farmland after their parents died. Most of the kids opted to sell it to a housing development. I still get sad thinking about it more than 20 years after the fact.
Several places around me that was either farm land or woods. Within 1.5 miles from me there are now 3 big warehouses a school and 2 extremely noisy soccer fields. On nice days we can't open the windows or French doors because of the idiots screaming and yelling drives the dogs and cat crazy. Go through the intersection where 2 of the warehouses are and they are building 2 or 3 more.
Just a couple of miles from us, what was green belt land has been bought up by developers to build houses. It was fields and some woodland, you could see owls, rabbits, foxes, sometimes deer, now it will be houses. Makes me sad.
I'm 46 and have been saying this since I was in my 20s. I barely recognise the area I grew up in for all the new housing estates.
British Humour
Watched a video of a Scottish guy watching an entire roof come off a building in a storm, and all he said was "That's nae good".
Yes, I can attest to this being true. Trump gets elected, “well, that’s less than ideal” as he wreaks havoc on the global stage.
This one is accurate. You can hold an entire conversation with a Brit where you're just complaining about the weather, but the second something truly awful happens they just say "well that's going to be a problem". Brits are great people with a good sense of humor. Especially the Scots. I miss living there.
In Britain, I saw some scaffolding come down and I hear a shout of “WELL THERE GOES THE CAR DOWN THERE” like the building’s construction wasn’t absolutely ruined
Only in Britain will you find level 1-5 warnings about the "goose on platform 2." If you're traveling on a day the bird's in a good mood, lucky you. He's relaxed and you can be, too. But if you spot a "Level 5" warning, be afraid. Be very afraid. Today, the goose is peeved, violent, and ready to attack, likely making your day a lot more awkward than it already is.
The goose post is just one of many hilarious problems shared on the Very British Problems IG account. The account has racked up an impressive 964k followers, and that's on top of the millions of people who follow the sister "X" and Facebook accounts.
British Humour
How many people tidy up before their house cleaner comes? (I don't have one but three in my street do)
Of course . You pay a cleaner to clean the serious stuff, not just tidy up the easy bits.
Load More Replies...and if you don't go crazy cleaning, the person coming over is a true friend.
Come in, sit down, relax, converse / The house doesn't always look like this / Most days it's even worse.
You have a little rhyme for many situations, don't you? 😂
Load More Replies...You have to invite people over occasionally, because that forces you to clean your house.
That's me, but most of the time I get unexpected visitors when the house looks like a tornado has ripped through it, never when it's all nice and tidy.
I never do this, because I don't want to lie. I prefer to say "sorry your expectations of me were too high"
Only In Britain
If I can identify as a cat rest, that drinks coffee, it can identify as Train. Choo Choo!
British Humour
Saw a lovely poster last week that said "I think I seized the wrong day!"
Sounds like I would be getting all "assaulty" over the day and could be brought up on charges
Anybody else hear that in David Mitchell's voice? Or have I just been watching too much of Would I Lie to You?
Yes, and that concept does not exist in this Universe.
Load More Replies..."Very British Problems" is the brainchild of a bloke called Rob Temple. He's a British journalist, consultant, producer, author, and all-round funny guy. Originally from Peterborough, he now lives in Cambridge "with his alarmingly expansive collection of waterproof jackets," according to the "Very British Problems" website.
Bored Panda was thrilled when Temple agreed to chat to us. He made us laugh from the get-go, with his dry sense of humor. Upon describing himself, he had to add that he likes documenting the intricacies of human behavior, particularly British human behavior, in excruciating detail, and also "loves sitting quietly, drinking tea, and eating biscuits."
Temple has penned some pretty hilarious posts for The Telegraph, including one titled Very British Problems: the small anxieties that plague our nation, from mini-breaks to office speak. His book, Britain According to Very British Problems was published in 2024.
British Humour
The worst is when you do it on wash day and remember, at bedtime, that the sheets are in the dryer. 😩
Load More Replies...I like to let it air before remaking. Which leaves Mr Auntriarch and me finding ever more unlikely and unnecessary chores to do before bedtime in the hope that the other one will have made up the bed by the time one is finished.
One of the downsides of being retired. No excuse for not making the bed up now, I'm afraid Mrs A.
Load More Replies...And that's when I sleep on the couch and feel young again. And wake up feeling older and sorer.
I've done this, and I will NOT admit to just laying the fitted sheet on the bed, and sleeping on it like that. Not gonna risk my sleepiness fighting with a sheet with corners.
I'm the special kind of idiot who has one of those elastic things under the mattress to hold the sheet in place. I move very oddly, so even a good fitted sheet pings off easily. Seemed like a good idea at the time - my sheet stays exactly where it's supposed to, and not in a rumpled heap beneath me. But the chronic illness on top of the disability really has me questioning that particular life choice
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Don't know why someone downvoted you for this... a lorry is a large goods carrying vehicle, either with a rigid chassis or articulated as a tractor-trailer unit, commonly called a truck in other countries.
Load More Replies...I'm American (sadly) and I know the British meanings of: lorry, boot, trolley, biscuit, etc
Load More Replies...Americans do this too. Some even trail behind the big truck at the stop light and run a red just because they don't want to wait for the next light!
And also useful for slipstreaming and drafting to save gas.
Load More Replies...I just want to say, that even though I live in the United States, specifically Kentucky. I understand this dilemma. One, because we have roundabouts here, though most here refer to them as traffic circles. And two, because the wife and I watch 'Midsomer Murders'.
Yes, we too are still watching re-runs of MM. There seem to be plenty of people left to bump off yet.... Greetings frae Bonnie Scotland
Load More Replies...If you're in a location (this is in the US) that allows right on red, you can use the same technique. If there's a semi making a left onto the street you're on, when it turns, you can make your right hand turn safely blocked on the left.
That is literally what was trained to do in that situation by my advanced driving instructor
Really? I thought we weren't supposed to do it. I mean I do, obviously, but now I won't feel guilty any more
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accounts for traffic and parking, seems reasonable.. shortens sitting in the car to 15 min.
I much prefer being early and spending the time chilling than getting agitated with traffic and arriving in a mood. Expect the unexpected.
My brother in law and I subscribe to the “on time is five minutes late” school of thought. Always have a bit of wiggle room
rather be an hour early than five minutes late . . .
Load More Replies...As a Brazilian I would be shot if I arrived at the appointment at exactly 1 PM. No no, you start getting ready at 1:15, so you can be there at least 35 minutes late. What kind of horrible person is on time? The restaurant won't even have that table ready until no sooner than 2:00. Unless you're in Bahia, in which case the restaurant will make the appointment for 1PM, have a posted closing time of midnight, but actually close at 12:30 in the afternoon because it's such a nice day, just like every other day.
Maybe I should move to Brazil….I’m usually late for things by USAian standards.
Load More Replies...I like the just in time philosophy. You do have to calculate everything though: parking 5 mins. Walking to entrance 2 min. Somebody cannot drive in front of you 3 min later. Which says, 10 + 10, leave at 12.40 and you're safe, max 3min late or few mins early. Neither awasteof both your and their time.
My mother is British and would add time because " you never know". For airport travel, she would add time for if the traffic was bad, and if the checkin queue was long. As she got older, she kept adding time for all manner of errors ( car wouldnt start, reservation is messed up ). As if each and every incident that could happen , would happen, all in one trip. She once dropped me off 4 hours before my flight.
My husband once insisted we get to the airport 4 hours early, they wouldn't let us check in or get past security so we sat on the floor for an hour. With a toddler. We didn't do that again.
Load More Replies...My sister and her husband: "The movie starts at 20:00. We have to pick up our tickets at least 15 minutes before the start. It's saturday night so there will be a huge crowd. We live a 20 minute drive away from the cinema and we have to stop for gas. Hmmm let me see... We will leave home at 19:45." *later at the cinema* "What? What do you mean there are no more tickets left????" If I had an Euro for every time this happened... I would have 3 Euros. Which is not much, but it's sad it happened 3 times.
I prefer to take public transport and enjoy a drink at the bar while I wait for my table if I get there early!
"Very British Problems are what make us so, well, British. And what better place to get to the heart of these problems than, urm, Britain?" wrote Temple on his site, ahead of the book's launch.
"Starting in Land's End and heading all the way up to John O'Groats, this A-Z tour of Britain covers everything from the national sports of apologising, queueing, and bog-snorkelling to our national cuisine of chips, bread rolls, and... chips in bread rolls. You'll take in sights such as Stonehenge (see the iconic prop from Spinal Tap in all its glory), Loch Ness (legend has it there is no monster) and Platform 9 ¾ (after a few hours waiting in a railway station, have your photo taken next to a brick wall) all whilst looking for somewhere decent to stop and eat your packed lunch."
British Humour
We still say "by the old Co-op", which was torn down and flats built 20 years ago.
We still say "pull the chain" for the toilet! I'm 70, haven't pulled a chain in about 60 odd years.
Load More Replies...And nobody had a watch. And remember when nobody could cart around bottles and steel canisters of water and nobody died from dehydration?
I didn't get a mobile phone until 2015, but running a business without one became a problem. Before getting it, I was relying on my landline and emails from home, which weren't as convenient and immediate.
I WANT TO GO BACK 50-60 YEARS !!! this new world is not for normal humans.....
By Burns statue at 3pm. Always possible in South West Scotland.
British Humour
That's very New Yorkish. (In DC, they brag about how expensive it is.)
Load More Replies...My correct response is,' Do you want it? I'll trade straight across for yours.' Most folks will disappear, and they will never bother you again.
still using a winter jacket that's 10+ y.o. - doesn't want to disintegrate, so still in use
British Humour
In Australia: ''Listen, MATE,'' hard emphasis on the ''may'' sound.
Temple tells us that he started "Very British Problems" in 2012 because he was bored one night. It very quickly went bananas, he says, gaining 100,000 followers in its first month. "Now it has over 6M followers across socials, so people seem to like it, so I keep on doing it," he added. "There’s been no real plan at all. I’m not very good at planning." And we have to laugh while being suitably impressed.
We ask if the success has taken him aback... "I’m pleasantly surprised at the success of anything I do that doesn’t end in disaster," quips Mr. Funny Guy, and again, we can't help but giggle.
British Humour
Point of order: garlic bread does not have cheese. What you've got is a garlicky cheese open sandwich.
Load More Replies...That with a side salad is quite enough as well! Garlic bread is fine on its own, though!
I can’t eat garlic bread anymore. I was recovering from Covid and was baking some, opened the oven to check it and the smell instantly made me puke. Proper projectile vom. Luckily I managed to open the patio doors and spewed in the garden and not all over the kitchen ☹️
That sucks. If it's been a while, some people report their sense of smell returning to normal after months or a couple of years.
Load More Replies...I'm eating peanut butter toast right now because after two attempts at real meals that consisted of mildew-tasting sushi and dirt cellar-tasting tilapia, I just threw my hands up.
I had a bun roll last night that I cut in half, toasted and melted cheese on it for dinner. I was so happy <3
same, I do that with soft bread rolls that arent't super fresh anymore and it is delicious
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Yes, this is me. I will fall asleep watching TV. Wake up and go upstairs drowsily, and as soon as I lay down, wide awake.
Why doesn’t couch sleepy transfer to bed sleepy? The world will never know.
That is why I watch TV in bed. I can just hit the remote and I am gone.
I hate when this happens. At my age I have finally learned to pay attention to my body's signals. When my body has me yawning I go right to bed. If I'm going out & I go to the bathroom before I leave , if I don't I will be desperate for a pee before I get where I'm going. And to always say I love you to my nearest & dearest , because there may not be a next time to tell them.
SOOOO sadly true. It's not a joke, but sounds like it - "I got 8 hrs of sleep - 3 at night and 5 during the day".
British Humour
That is a fun way to say they are going to a funeral. It sure keeps he serious conversation at bay.
Like the time we moved house. Neighbours watched the comings and goings of loading a trailer with furniture then coming back with empty trailer only to fill it again. When they asked "are you moving?" I couldn't help myself. My reply was "no, the furniture hasn't seen this town yet so we're just taking it all out so it can see the sights". Never seen 2 people run inside so quickly! Stupid questions WILL get you stupid answers at my place.
He has another book coming up called A Very British Christmas. It’s "number seven in the Very British Problems world," he says, adding that it is a survival guide to the festive season. Something that could probably come in handy for a lot of us.
"The paperback of my current book - Britain According to Very British Problems - is an A-Z of my favourite people, places and things in the UK," Temple told Bored Panda. "They’re a bit of fun and light relief in a world that takes itself too seriously. You can find them both on Amazon and Waterstones if you fancy."
British Humour
To make it more realistic, add in the host's cat that will definitely gravitate straight towards your lap. Every time I'm someone's guest, the most difficult part of leaving is extricating myself from under the cat that has glued itself to my lap with its purrs and will resist removal by utilising claws.
Just become a mid-westerner: Okey-dokey then. Imma let you get back to what you were doin' then. Also, what is tea?
You can always change the conversation to something so distateful for them that they start encouraging you to leave. Topics include a detailed description of your or someone they don't know's recent illness. The more graphic, the better on that one. Another topic that could bore them is a detailed account of something mundane like your daily commute into the city with as much detail as you can make up about the fellow travelers. You could try discussing in great detail how multi-level-marketing systems work with the top level getting all the money and the bottom level getting all the stuff (Tupperware, Avon Cosmetics, Pampered Chef Cookware, or Amway). Any topic that will make them think twice about inviting you over again.
British Humour
A big flock of Egyptian Geese visited us several months ago. Big, beautiful birds! One pair decided to make a home in our various ponds & tiny lakes.
As long as they don't start building pyramids.
Load More Replies...They let a goose, rather a goose decided to make a railroad platform his home. They didn't have him removed, they just made signs to warn people about the goose's moods. I love it.
We know how to deal with geese here. Carefully. Avoidance is very much the best tactic. Especially if we're talking Canada geese - a prayer or two doesn't exactly go amiss with them, even for atheists.
Load More Replies...Level 6 is for Canadian Geese only. Apeshit Goose.
Load More Replies...There are docile geese, and there are violent geese. Problem is, they all look alike, and by the time you figure it out, you're too close.
British Humour
On M- W- F we are allowed to water 5-8 AM or 7-9 PM. Hand watering only. No sprinklers under penalty of a fine. The people across the street water T- Th- S. Sunday no one should water at all. All of the avid gardeners get up & water in the dark.
Load More Replies...Oh, yes! Weather is the universal conversation. How boring would it be to live in a tropical paradise where the temperature only fluctuates a few degrees and there is a rain shower every afternoon?
Oh, I'm already gearing up to complain about the excessively hot, humid summer. Not sure why, but I can't tolerate light entering the sides of my eyes, but my recliner is in front of a massive west-facing window. Even with the blinds closed tight, it's a problem. And it's not even summer yet when the blazing sun is in the west sky for too many hours.
Except that the ducks on our lake just gather under the trees muttering to eachother when it rains, I don't think they like it at all
Load More Replies...Aussie point of view. A hot day on the uk is a comfortable day. Its not hot
I did say to our neighbour this morning, (after "alright?" of course!) "First day it's warm enough to line dry the washing" and she agreed, then we had a chat about which tomatoes we are going to grow this year.
For someone who writes so eloquently and hilariously about his home country, we're curious to know what he loves and hates about Britain... He tells us the best thing is that they have "the best selection of crisps (not chips) in the world," but they also "do very good chips (and I’m not talking crisps)." We'll leave you to figure that one out on your own....
According to the author, the worst thing about being a Brit is that "car parking spaces are too small because cars are bigger than they used to be and it seems illegal in Britain to attempt to make the spaces larger." He says that "once those lines are painted on the ground, that’s the size of the space… forever."
British Humour
Hmmm. Ia it better than hanging clothes on the line and planning a picnic?
Load More Replies...Just a heads up for everyone in the west country and midlands, Mr Auntriarch is planning on putting up the gazebo next month
Other guaranteed methods are : Put washing on the line and wash the car ~ !
Mowing the lawn on a Sunday, it rains, then you can't do it till the next weekend and so on until you need a scythe.
once went out with an umbrella on a sunny day and it started raining
I find the brolly keeps the rain away. It's when I've forgotten the brolly that it naturally rains cats and dogs... 🐈🐕
Load More Replies...I used to hang my clothes out to dry, and I was a house painter. You learn how to read the sky after a few trials and errors.
When I was a kid, it would ALWAYS rain when I washed the family car and my dad's work truck.
British Humour
I forget how to do my job over the weekend. I need retraining every Monday. Is that the same thing?
Or, if the break is too short, you never get out of the swing of things and feel like you've had no break at all.
British Humour
barbecue is something the yanks definitely do better than us if you leave one of their BBQ hungry you didnt do it right
100% true, the Americans and Aussies do BBQ MUCH better than us in the UK. A British BBQ involves waiting for the one sunny day in August, quickly setting up the barbeque (or more likely one of those cheap throw away ones), cooking some dubious burgers and sausages on it whilst batting away flies and wasps and then spending the next few hours wondering when the food poisoning will kick in so you can spend the evening crying on the throne.
Load More Replies...Lol! This one is awesome! In my " neck of the woods", if someone says BBQ, there's pulled pork and hash involved. So when invited to a BBQ, but the event was really a " cook- out", it can be a bit of disappointment! But thanks y'all! What can I bring?😁
Oh yeah, meat needs to come out of a smoker if it's BBQ!
Load More Replies...Tell you what, I recently had the joyless experience of a vegetarian BBQ. Which is an oxymoron to my mind. Criminal. No, they are NOT burgers. Or sausages. And your tofu and Mediterranean veg skewers were s**t.
Marinated tempeh on a BBQ is one of the most delicious things I've ever tasted. And corn from the BBQ is great, and potatoes in aluminum foil baked deep down in the BBQ. And skewers with mushrooms. So much good BBQ stuff that's vegetarian (vegan even). It's too bad that your vegetarian friends weren't very good at making good food.
Load More Replies...Living in London in 1991, we had an amazing backyard (garden). One weekend it was actually in the middle to upper 80's, so we bbq'd. Burgers, sausage and chicken. Also had sides. The people in the other flats thought we were crazy BBQing in that heat. We're from Texas, it was perfect weather. A few finally came & joined us. Everyone loved it!
I would have tried to join without having been invited, that sounds lovely!
Load More Replies...A child I teach was very excited to tell me on Monday "I ate 5 sausages and 2 icy poles at the little aths bbq yesterday" She then added "I would have had more icy poles but I ate too many sausages" :)
had to google icy poles, I know them as ice lollies. but yeah I can feel that kid's pain, I also want to eat everything
Load More Replies...The first attempt at a barbecue by my dad and me. Barbecue on slope. Sausages roll off one by one. Cat grabs one and runs off with it. Mother stands at kitchen door yelling “that’s a pound of sausages, that’s a pound of sausages!” Dad and I laugh hysterically.
Temple's sharp wit, wicked sense of humor, and ability to use his words wisely make him a perfect example of what British blokes are all about. But life hasn't always been a laughing matter for this U.K. national treasure.
In 2022, Temple revealed in a column for The Telegraph that he almost died from alcoholism. He'd just marked one year sober when he shared his hard-hitting personal story. Temple also tackled mental health problems and a breakdown following the collapse of his first marriage.
Temple tells of how he drank so heavily that he ended up hospitalized with acute pancreatitis. He'd been living on a diet consisting of vodka and wine gums for a "few months," he says. The author revealed that his illness caused hallucinations.
He also talks about withdrawals, a fall down the stairs, hepatitis, and double aspiration pneumonia. It was so severe that his parents cut a holiday in Spain short to visit him. He eventually gave up drinking and changed his life.
British Humour
Yes you're right. We would accept and then spend a significant amount of time, ripping ourselves to shreads emotionally, thinking of a good excuse to get out of it.
Load More Replies...Does this invite include a lot of people in one area? Yeah, no. Can't make it.
My stock answer was ,"Not in a million years, but thank you for asking." It has been so successful the only time my phone rings these days it's someone trying to sell me something. Needless to say, I never answer the phone anymore. It is lovely. (I keep the phone for unforeseen emergencies.)
No is the new NO with no further need to say ‘ No, no, noooooo!’ Gladly accepted here in Scotland.
I'm adding this to my repertoire. I'm old enough to get away with it.
British Humour
Is that a white chocolate creme egg? Okay okay, I need me one of those, going on the shopping list right now.
Cadbury Creme aggs may beocme cheaper than real eggs if bird flu continues like this.
Load More Replies...Are you from the US too, I should say planet Earth. This administration really is f*****g up everything, top to bottom of our Democracy
Load More Replies...I can’t eat chocolate because it has milk in it. And I find dark chocolate too bitter. This image makes me 😔 sad.
I have a friend with the same problem, so I melted some dark chocolate with coconut cream (the solid block stuff), she said it was nice, if you want to try
Load More Replies...BUENO BARS! BUENOOOO BARRRRRRRRS!!!! (I really like bueno bars if you couldn’t tell)
I think they're twix :) Bueno here are in sections
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I try to, but sometimes after the first washing I find out I was wrong 😭
Load More Replies...I watched my older sister and mum iron sheets, towels, tea towels, handkerchiefs and shirts. The years of life sacrificed is just sad.
I watched my girlfriend ironing her underwear, then neatly fold it. I'm a very organized person, but that was too much even for me.
Load More Replies...I won't buy anything to iron, but, alas, I procreated and am expected to educate the wee sprog and the uniform they must wear, because a non uniform wearing child cannot learn, needs ironing.
Hang my sprogs school shirts straight up out of the dryer. Haven’t ironed in years!
Load More Replies...When I was about 12 I ironed my favourite polyester shirt. It did not end well.
Just remembered I ironed my favourite skirt around the same age. I was devastated. It was really pretty.
Load More Replies...I haven't ironed clothes since my freshman year in college. I only own an iron for craft purposes.
And to shorten trousers using that sticky webbing stuff
Load More Replies...Perhaps the non-ironers here need to be told that if you're wearing cotton, linen or rayon at work, everyone notices you look a shambles in your unironed clothes. Sorry, but you do. Under 30, you can get away with it. Over 30, you look an unprofessional mess.
By the time I get through the 1hr trip to work, I look wrinkled anyway
Load More Replies...Ironing was one of my designated chores as a kid, and I actually liked doing it. There was something relaxing about it.
Mom taught us to iron using pillowcases. I notice she hasn't ironed anything in years. Things either go to the cleaners or into the dryer on the steam setting. The only time I use my iron is for crafting! 😆
Load More Replies...In his one-year sobriety post, Temple talks about a "time of wobbly orientation," and how his second wife helped save him with her unwavering support. He shares not only his optimism about the future, but also how quitting the bottle has helped his bank balance, and other aspects of his life.
British Humour
We have Orange; aka orrnj, lil orange one, tangerine, stripey, nutbar, mad half hour mäniac, and get off the cupboard you'll fall. Also Void; aka darkness, eyes in the dark, ink, panther, eyes, duvet monster, are you in my hood again, and quit biting your brother.
Our Piper is mostly just called Piper, though we do occasionally call her "kit-kat" or "Piper-diaper".
My Charlie is Charlie (obviously), Charlie Bobs, Charles, Bobsy, Squeakles and my little girl calls him Charwo.
Holly, aka HollyDolly, Missy Madam, Fluffybum, Lady Fluffington, Puffy Wuffy, Peanut, Cheekybum, Fluffess, Cheekapud, and Getoutfromundermyfeet.
Also "I'lljuststandherealldayuntilyoudecidetomoveshallI"
Load More Replies...My sister heard our nephews calling their dog Marcus 'Marky' and decided it was only right he also get called 'Cuscus'. We all rolled our eyes but no doubts she will continue to call him that.
Our cat knew her nicknames, and we were able to scientifically test it. While she was trying to nap, if I whispered names to her, she'd only flick her tail when I hit on one of her many nicknames. She was mostly white with gray splotches on her back, so her name was Smudge. "Smudge" (whack). . ."muffin butt" (nothing). . ."puddin" (whack). . .
British Humour
Not strictly true. Sometimes summer lasts for days. It just takes place in February or March, so nobody notices
The first time I went to the UK, I was working for a client in Sheffield. The whole time I was there it was warm and sunny. Then came back a few months later for another client in London, and again warm and sunny. On my third trip I was in York and again it was lovely. So I told the client I didn't know what all the fuss was about because every time I come it's always lovely. He said "the for the love of God do come more often." I ended up doing a long stay in London and Cambridge, and that's when I truly understood. That said, I was in Edinburgh for two weeks last March and sure it was cold, but it was quite sunny. So I guess what I'm saying is, when are you gonna invite me back over?
Load More Replies...Canada: spring is about 1 week, summer 2 months, autumn 1 month, and the rest is all winter.
Rio de Janeiro: Summer is 9 months, Spring is 3 months. Winter and autumn are vacation destinations.
Load More Replies...If you shuffle the season's names, it works for Houston, Texas, where Summer is seven months long.
What are you doing this summer? Well, if it comes on a Saturday, we'll have a picnic.
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If it was me, there be no one there to say it to. I'm more the time and tide type.
At that point, I would be apologizing and explaining myself. Most likely, the cause of my tardiness would be terrible traffic.
Presumable the rejoinder is "No worries. I just got here myself" even though it is a bald faced lie
It's normal to be late on occasion, but habitually late is more than a trait, it's a lack of respect for another's time. I nip those people out of my life after 3 strikes.
To which you reply, No, not at all! I arrived half an hour early so I wouldn't miss you.
The author claims he saves the equivalent of around $9,000 a year, which is money he used to spend on drinking at home alone. He reveals that he no longer has to drive around with his own breathalyzer, and highlights the health improvements he's seen since quitting.
But the best thing about abstinence, writes Temple, is the fact that he no longer worries the people he loves. And all we can say is we are super happy he made it through everything. Because the world is a better place with Temple's 100% British sense of humor.
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*Tree crashes through roof in cyclone, destroys three quarters of the house* ''Nah, she'll be right mate. Coulda been worse.''
In Ireland it's 'sure I'm grand'. That could be anything from it's ok to I'm acting having the worst day, month or year from hell but sure look, it could be worse.
My dad used to always say "can't complain, no one would listen".
I respond fine, but too often that backfires, and I get asked, what's wrong. So, I've changed it to, doin' just fine, and I'm free to go on my way in silence.
Tiny Ladder To Biscuits Spotted In B&m. Borrowers Were Here
Oh lots & lots of Fox's. Fox's are the very best biscuits, except occasionally M&S.
Nah, doesn't quite get far enough. I think they were going for the Fox's Jam n Creams, which is also an excellent choice.
Load More Replies...Had to look Borrowers up. I would've enjoyed this series as a child. Noticed the 1997 movie adaptation can be streamed, but each service is charging a fee all these years later. Must still be popular with kids (incl. grown-up kids!).
I like the studio Ghibli version. Arrietty. One of my favorite animated films.
Load More Replies...They are weird. Its like a biscuit with cream egg filling, and bits of Oreo (carboard).
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Nothing to stop you temporarily changing your clocks to a different time zone.
We celebrate Polish New Year, and then an hour later British New Year. LOL
Load More Replies...I seldom last past 10. Can’t be arsed to stay past midnight waiting for another day
Load More Replies...Confirmed, watching the ball drop in NYC from my couch in California at 9pm
That's terrible specific. Perhaps you could explain it to my moronic neighbours? One night, at one specified time? Not "it's mildly dark and July is close enough"?
I loved living on the west coast cause I'd watch the ball drop live from NYC.....at 9pm my time.
That’s the time the celebrations happen at my house. Everyone else can stay up way past bedtime, pretending to enjoy themselves. Ours is a reasonable household; it’s everyone else that’s strange.
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Hah! I have a picture from my very young childhood, my captioned it with a story about going to the store because we didn't have air conditioning. In America.
It is like that here, and we have air conditioning it just costs too much to use..
Load More Replies...*Guffaws in Australian when England is having a 'heatwave' of 22 degrees Celsius*
I'm American living in England. My husband said to me after a night of watching fail videos that our houses (walls, roofs, floor and more) are made of toilet paper, "no wonder tornadoes suck them off the foundations. But never, until I moved here, have I ever sat with a bucket of ice water in bed marinating myself with a tiny fan. I miss window screens... why did y'all reject screens. There is still mosquitoes, flies, spiders and indoor cats I don't want tobescape.
If an F4 hits one of those solid British houses, it may not take it off the foundations. But if it stays, everything inside the house will become shrapnel, basically turning it into a house-sized blender. I've seen this locally. If an F5 tornado hits, the house will disappear.
Load More Replies...I hate AC units. It's got to be in the mid-90's for a couple days before I begrudgingly turn it on. Up until that point, I remain in a torpor with a fan on me.
The UK doesn’t typically have air conditioning because up until a few years back, they didn’t need it. But global warming is totally a hoax
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Old age has given me a bit of wisdom, and one thing I've learned is to never, ever make the promise to yourself that you'll do it early in the morning. Develop the habit of eliminating the little regrets. Save them up for the bigger regrets you'll have later.
Always get gas/petrol when you’re out and about. Future you will thank you
that comes in at #4 in the list of universal lies we tell, right behind 1. the check's in the mail, 2. of course I'll still respect you in the morning, & 3. I won't c*m in your mouth
Oh god Brenda, that really doesn't fit after Gracie Mae's comment ...
Load More Replies...That sort of decision making ends with you being woken up and told you need to go pick up your brother, because his car broke down on his way to his first day at a new job. And while you have enough petrol to get TO his new job, you don't have enough to get back home, let alone take his keys to the mechanic and then drove back home and hopefully have a nap so you can be functional for your own job (1-9pm). And of course, because you were woken up by your mother throwing your keys at you, you're wearing jeans and a nightie, and only have your car keys and phone with you. Pre contactless payment. Brother has a tenner on him, but then you're stuck somewhere you don't know, looking for a petrol station that will actually take cash. And if course he doesn't call the mechanic like he said he would, so the bloke is quite confused when you drop the key with him an hour later. He's also familiar with the working hours and thinks it's pretty funny that you're literally still wearing your nightie
This works for absolutely everything one decides to leave for later. Procrastination is its own curse.
Wrong about soooo many "I will do it tomorrow".. I trap myself regularly..never learn.., and even make excuses to myself about it, no flagellation as yet, tomorrow will do
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So handy having the postal service in lots of shops. It would be great to have that here in america.
It's not necessarily as great as you would think. Post Offices are in shops because they closed the actual Post Offices. And they're now a completely separate company to Royal Mail, who actually run the postal service... (If this sounds like a shambles, that's because it is)
Load More Replies...We went on holiday to very rural and beautiful North Yorkshire. Went to a pub and they only accepted cash, us idiots didn’t have any so they suggested we went to the Post Office to draw some out. The post office was literally someone’s front room. It was run by a woman I’d guess was about 124 years old and I’m convinced she was a ghost. She couldn’t work out how to use the machine to give us cash back (she said it was faulty) so we had to drive 8 miles each way to the nearest town to get cash, bearing in mind it was all single lane roads and took ages. We parked at the campground and walked to the pub, walked in and they said they were closed 😂 but took pity on us and served us some beers and we had a lovely chat with the owner.
The closest the US comes to a combination of services are the ubiquitous convenience stores attached to gas stations.
They shut down most of the smaller post office locations in Houston and combined them into bigger facilities. But the lines are always super long. Most people have a FedEx or UPS store fairly close. They are convenient, can do everything the USPS can & they're faster.
Meanwhile in Ireland, people have apoplexy if An Post dares to close a standalone post office
Most of the post offices in my part of Western Canada are in drugstores (or pharmacies, if BP doesn't like drugstores).
We had one in a pub (after the Post Office next doors post master retired at 88) but the locals were too rude to staff about not relevant delivery issues (That's Royal Mail) and the pub went, right, screw this, we did you a favour and you were not grateful. Snooker table is coming back.
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If you swallow apple seeds, a tree can grow in your belly. And my all time fav is don’t play with your belly button, if it comes undone your b*m will fall off
I was told that I'd whizz all around the room and all my insides would come out (like a balloon you let go of).
Load More Replies...Perhaps my gran was a psychopath but it was that the Sandman will come in, throw sand in our eyes and steal them if we are not asleep, she told all her grandkids that
Wait until you hear about Canada Geese, or as we call them, "Cobra Chickens".
or else the bears at the corner of the street will get you
Load More Replies...For Americans: keep your distance from geese, swans, certain species of snakes (especially copperheads!), does with babies, rabid animals of any type, spiders of some sorts (especially black widows; some also believe in staying away from Daddy Longlegs even though are mostly harmless and don’t actually have the mouth space to bite anyone oftentimes), alligators, crocodiles, and similar creatures.
And after you get back from A&E you will have an angry message from King Charles.
... and then the King will send a swan to break your other arm ?
Load More Replies...Is that true about swans? I grew up in Texas. We learned about scorpions and snakes.
Not too sure which one...but one was, don't pull faces or it will stay that way for life if the wind changes. We tried it when we were about 8 or so ..to prove ....well guess?
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Not could result, but will result. Such a definitive statement. Why the £20 hubris?
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I moved to London in 2015 sometime in April. I experienced, sun, wind, rain, sleet, snow, hail in the span of 20 minutes
My family moved from England to the US in the 90s. Upstate NY also sometimes hurls all 4 seasons at you in the space of 20 minutes.
Load More Replies...The answer is always ice cream. Also, if you are by the sea, you have to have ice cream, it's the law
I lived in the Shenandoah Valley in Virginia 35 years ago. Got up one morning in May to about 4 inches of snow. Very unusual. And Virginia is a state that has a hard time with 2 inches of snow when they are expecting it. Chaos ensued.
Like being in NZ, especially at this time of year. Freeze your ‘whathaveyous’ off in the morning and bake your brains out in the afternoon. There’s the saying ‘4 seasons in one day’ (also a song by Crowded House).
I had my laundry out drying on a beautiful Easter Sunday one year in April and had to bring it in because it started snowing
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Good message for trains that stop between stations for about half an hour or more with no explanation, and you are checking the large gravel under the railway sleepers, wondering if you would be able to get down if we were all ordered to?
I'm fairly sure that's one of Northern' moquettes. I admit it's been a while though, so I could be wrong. it would explain the train's identity crisis though - it's probably in shock to actually be running
Load More Replies...It Wouldn’t Be A Gp Waiting Area Without One Of These Bad Boys
Even as a grown a*s adult, these are awesome. People that can resist the urge to mess with the beads need careful watching
They removed all of them and the magazines where I live when Covid started and they haven't returned
Ours still has the magazines, but only for adults, nothing for the children.
Load More Replies...The colors and shapes (and Image Search) indicate it's a kids' toy: a "bead maze". A multidimensional hyperspatial abacus by the looks of it.
They removed it recently from ours. I don't even know if I'm seeing a Dr any more
And I wonder if they ever clean the dirty finger prints off those things. ugh
My mother had one in her house for her grandchildren & great-grandchildren.
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Nowadays "egg" is slang for someone who's in denial or unaware of something about themselves that's considered queer. It's especially prevalent terminology in the trans community.
What!! You egg!!! *Throws egg at him, then stabs him* The world- "noooooooooooooo not the egg!!!!!" As people rush to save it
You don’t really expect to get stabbed after someone calls you an egg. Must have been having a bad day
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Yep. Mud still streaked up your leg from PE which your skirt has no hope of hiding, been there.
Is anyone else still perpetually glad that they don't have to got to school any more?
Nah, we had communal showers which weren't particularly hot, but *did*get the mud off.
We had communal showers at my school (all boys) and the teachers (male) were in there with us! Can you imagine the to-do-and-a-hoo-hah if they did that today?
Load More Replies...Because the actual word "mathematics" is plural, thus so is it's abbreviated form. A better question would be why DON'T the American say "maths"?
Load More Replies...my worse timetable day - started with "triple" double maths - followed by PT - worse one was 6 mile kit run, lunch then rugby, then double physics (or mostly sleep even those that didn't do PT / rugby)
Triple double maths - that doesn't leave time for anything else!
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My dad is probably pretty hïgh (really bp?) up, don't think that he's ever without it.
H I G H is on the naughty words list for some reason. High in the air, high up a tree, high on a hill? All bad. Took 'em long enough to get round to censoring p**n as in naughty stuff, but they still censor p**n, the chess piece/shop.
Load More Replies...Sainsbury's and Tesco actually sent out messages to via their loyalty schemes to say what you bought most of. Apparently I am the #1 buyer of lactose-free milk in my town, but that is nothing compared to my mum, who was the #1 buyer of Febreeze in the North West REGION!!!
Yes imagine if there was an annually tally. Like the golden boot award. Updated weekly on the bbc. Or a award night show at year end before the king speaks
I Just Watched A Chicken Cross The Road And Now I’m Wondering Why It Happened
Because the road crossed the chicken… and NOBODY crosses the chicken
The food delivery arrived. She has to put the cold things in the fridge.
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Err, yes. They've never converted road signs, speed limits and fuel consumption measures to metric units. Petrol, yes, so these days you have to mentally convert litres to gallons before you can work out how many miles per gallon you got from the last tankful.
Load More Replies...Did this the other day. 5 miles of 50 mph, with a single 60 mph, then back to 50 mph. Eventually got to the scene of a broken down bus, which by this point had been recovered to the hard shoulder and was not impeding traffic flow whatsover. Mostly unecessary but for about half a mile before, and unsurprisingly most cars were ignoring it by the time they reached the incident. Sometimes there is nothing whatsoever and they just forgot to turn the signs off.
You can usually exceed the 70mph speed limit quite easily on lots of the M61 and M65 apparently. Obviously, I would not have tried this. Honest, guv.
Load More Replies...Spreads out the traffic to alleviate tailbacks, based on computer modelling of flow.
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I'm dreading the warmer weather. I've always preferred a cold night's sleep in general. Now, between the hybrid mattress/pillow and the weighted blanket, I need the window a bit open all winter. Come summer, the oscillating fan barely takes the edge off, not like a winter breeze.
Get yourself a water spray bottle, like some gardeners use. Keeps me alive during the hot months.
Load More Replies...I have one leg out all year round in Australia in fact, now, in summer, no covers at all, two legs plus the rest of me on top of the sheet covered duvet ( we call doona)
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My Nan legit said this to me when I bought myself a set of knickers at M&S!
Why would you buy them elsewhere? That's something I don't compromise on
Load More Replies...I Was Wondering Why My Coat Was So Bulky Today. I’ve Been Walking Around With A Can Of Spam In My Pocket
It would be funny going through security at an airport. "Explain this, please"
I actually bought some from the supermarket late last year, and trying to eat it my throat was afire with saline, and the amount of preservatives shocked the system. Never again..
Somethings Tells Me This Might Be A Corner Shop
These kinds of places are popping up everywhere, where I used to live there were several, all with flashing lights outside, Jesus, I only wanted some hula hoops not a visit to creamfields
Half of those flashy vape shops (that sell sweets and fizzy drinks occasionally) are just money laundering fronts. A lot of them sell illegal vape products and happily sell them to kids as well.
Load More Replies...Corner shops are VITAL. When looking for a new flat or whatever, I am making d**n sure there's a corner shop nearby.
We don’t have one where I live and I miss having them near me. We had some cracking examples in Edinburgh.
Load More Replies...Still prefer these to seeing yet another ruddy Tesco Extra every 150yards!
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Hmph, this would be Mr Auntriarch. And then he would ask what's for pudding. And bugger's built like a racing snake...
Built like a racing snake is my new favourite descriptor.
Load More Replies...Is that cake…in a pool of custard? What is the name of this delight?
It's the British version of Biscuits in gravy.
Load More Replies...At least we put our sprinkles (chocolate in al flavours or neon-colored fruit sugar) on our sandwiches. And sugar-glazed anisseed in white&pink/blue/orange... on biscuits. Especially the latter is a recommendation if you are bored: The biscuit explodes at the first bite, and the anisseeds roll happily in any direction. You'll be busy with cleaning that for the next hour.
Spoilt For Beautiful British Place Names Today
We've got a Yarmouth in Norfolk, the sign is fine but the town is a sh*thole
Load More Replies...There are some amazing place names... I used to live near Fingringhoe in Essex. A personal favourite now is Wetwang in North Yorkshire. Someone has already mentioned Penistone, which isn't far from where I live.
Richard Whitely, the original presenter of Countdown, was once the mayor of Wetwang.
Load More Replies...Shitterton in Dorset, derived from "the farm near the open sewer".
I live in the village shitterton is in. The sign was always being stolen so it was replaced with a boulder sign. Looks nice too.
Load More Replies...The old Top Gear (with Clarkson, Hammond, and May) used to collect signs like these as they traveled around and flash them briefly on the screen as they sped past. I've got screenshots of "Wilsford Cụm Lake", "Pansy Street", "Bush: Please drive carefully", "Welcome to Intercọurse Lancaster County" (US), "Penıstone", "Lady Hole Lane", "Slope Entrance", and others.
There's a Bland, West Virginia. Accurate as well.
Load More Replies...My Wife: “Just Get Eggs, Please. Don’t Get Anything Else. Just Get Six Eggs And Then Come Home.” Me:
If you're in Lidl, you can probably pick up a chainsaw, a pair of pjs an inflatable unicorn while you're at it.
He's probably not allowed in Lidl unsupervised. I'm not
Load More Replies...The charm of Rob Temple's "Very British Problems" lies in its ability to draw humor from everyday situations and cultural idiosyncrasies.
Similarly, the assortment of humorous posts that Bored Panda has curated shows how universal laughter is, transcending cultures even when it’s packed with peculiarities specific to British life.
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I don't have a cheese fridge, but I do have a dessert freezer.
There was a time that I only had cheese in my fridge. Those were the days.
I'm not at that level. But the vegetable drawer is full of cheese. The vegetables will have to take their chances
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When I lived in England many years ago. It was a running superstition that if you called anyone’s attention to the fact that the sun was shining, it would jinx it and send the sun back into the clouds.
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Monday Morning Survival Kit. Right, Let’s Get This Week Started
I tell ya something i thought us brits love tea then I met my girl who is Polish and omg they love tea more than us and they have a type for tea for any situation got a cold they have tea for that need to lose weight got tea for that cant find your keys they have a tea for that.
I must admit, I can't start a day without a nice cup of Earl Gray... although I am not a purist, as I have mine with milk (don't shame me for that!)
Nothing wrong with that. Earl gray with a dollop of milk and the tiniest bit of sugar is a beautiful thing
Load More Replies...Parsnips = Best Vegetable
Although I do love roasted parsnips another good thing to do with them is add them to mashed potatoes. Take that one lonely parsnip left in the fridge, chuck it in with the potatoes to boil then mash, really does elevate a plate of mash.
I've never had a parsnip....I bet they're good just never knew anyone that ate them I guess in my family or friends. I only know what they are because I see them in stores lol. now I have to go get a couple and try roasting them now that I've read these comments ...they sound delicious
Beg to differ. They taste like someone sucked all the life out of a carrot and just left the sugar behind. Nasty things
You can't get parsnips in China. Luckily I am not that fond of them but they belong in many soups and stews.
My favourite is roasted. Though a good parsnip and curry (only a pinch) soup is not to be sneezed at
Load More Replies...Further To My Last Post, Please Can We Petition For Yelling To Be Spelled With Capital Letters
Sometimes when there's noone around, I like to shout, "I like shouting!"
Another Beautiful British Place Name. A Superior, Omnipotent Manchester
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To me January is an eternity and February is a slightly shorter eternity
There’s Obviously Only One Sensible Way To Cut A Piece Of Toast And It’s Like This. Any Other Methods Are Just Silly. Now Let That Be The End Of It
Well yeah! How are you supposed to dip it in things if you don’t cut it?
Load More Replies...Bet The Residents Here Eat Loads Of Mashed Potato
It's from a 90s TV programmer called Bodger and Badger. Badger was a mashed potato lover.
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A Good Day To Switch From Beige Trousers To Beige Shorts
This might be a good time to use an iron. But it's likely easier to throw them in the dryer
Every Year I Forget That The Reward For Getting Through January’s Weather Is February’s Weather
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Life Is Just Full Of Big Decisions
Branston. No contender. If you can choose Branston, get it. If Branston did barbecue beans I wouldn't touch Heinz again.
TBH once you've been forced, by virtue of living somewhere you cannot get Baked Beans of any brand, to make your own, with finely chopped onions, tomato puree, vinegar, brown sugar and S&P, oh and some chilli, preferably chipotle in adobo, with a basic tin of haricots blancs, none of these really hit the spot any more.
Load More Replies...Is BP trying to start a war within the uk? It’s Branstons every time
No contest. Heinz are absolute shite. Watery, tasteless, and trying to live off their reputation. Branston all the way.
They sell the Heinz kind in shops in the US. So I tried them. Once.
Load More Replies...Well. One of them is one of your five fruit/veggie servings per day. The other one, not know about that one.
Heinz, Branston score 4 on the nova scale so are classed as ultra processed food, whereas Heinz score a 3. Branston are nic though
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Love Me A Good British Clock Tower
Starting a petition to make that the new famous British clock tower
Another Beautiful British Place Name
Well, that's pronounced differently than I thought... 😁 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mgZ2DXzU2tE
At least the pronunciation of this place is way more on point than quay (which is pronounced "key"). My US friends who travel to Galway, Ireland, inevitably tell me about visiting the Quays Bar, but they always pronounce it "kways" when it should be "keys."
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I have a small piece of land and about 40 olive trees. My neighbour has hundreds and helps me pick olives and bring them to the olive mill. We make our own EVO. Lack of rain and many other reasons brought the cost up to 12 euros per liter when bought directly from the farmer (Sicily)
Jif Lemon, Having Its Little Annual Moment On The Big Boy Shelves (End Of A Main Aisle). Bless
Ok, just so other people don't have to learn this the hard way: if you put this in your water to give it flavor, please know the concentrate isn't like a regular lemon. Your guts will eventually become displeased and you will be stuck in the bathroom until all the food you've ever eaten leaves your body.
In america, Jif is peanut butter. I saw the heading and was grossed out. But then scrolled down and was relieved.
I always have one somewhere in the bottom of the fridge. And its always past its whotsit date when i do finally want it.
Thought We’d Have Flying Cars By 2025, Instead It’s Adverts For Vapes Through The Door
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More Beautiful British Place Names
Canada: D***o, Jimmy Kimmel is honorary mayor and gave them a sign that looks like the Hollywood sign. Punkeydoodles Corners. Ball's Falls and C****h Lake.
I'm pretty sure Ireland has them all beat with Cummer, a small town in County Galway.
From The D Section Of My Latest Book: Dinner (Or Tea)
I'm bilingual. I was born into tea, but as we moved around, my mother realised that wasn't universal and could be misconstrued.
Load More Replies...The 'argument' used to be a class one. Dinner is your main meal. 'The workers' ate that at midday, whereas the middle/uppers had luncheon. If you'd had your main meal earlier you had tea or supper, but the rich (who could afford 2 large cooked meals) had 'dinner'.
Always Thought it went in this order; breakfast, brunch/elevensies, lunch, tea, dinner, supper
It's the same in Australia too. Though tea has almost died out with all the US dinner influence.
"Ontbijt" isn't exactly helpful... in direct translation. "Breakfast" makes sense, because you're breaking your fast in the miorning...
Load More Replies...We grew up with breafast, dinner & tea. Working men had a hot dinner at noon. And Tea was a big meal with cold meat & bread&butter & then sweet things like jam or cake, with cups of tea of course. Supper if you ever had it was hot chocolate & biscuits.
I’m Going Into Monday Thinking Of This Picture 💪 (Which Means I’m Going Into Monday Already Slightly Annoyed)
'Accidentally' give it a good kick on the way past. You'll feel better.
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I can't circle, I just sort of wobble randomly.
Load More Replies...Breakfast Of Champions
semi skimmed milk is a liar its white coloured water pretending to be milk
Load More Replies...This proved to me that even though I have never been to Britain, I am most definitely a Brit.
Note to the editors: you wrote "Our team has put together a banger list." Close, but it's a 'banging' list. And no, I'm not criticising, I'm educating. It's what we Brits do.
This proved to me that even though I have never been to Britain, I am most definitely a Brit.
Note to the editors: you wrote "Our team has put together a banger list." Close, but it's a 'banging' list. And no, I'm not criticising, I'm educating. It's what we Brits do.
